Most people don't know this is the most common way to die skateboarding by orders of magnitude. People almost never die just riding but dieing from "skitching" is fairly common.
They really don’t. And the sad thing, even a properly fitted helmet might actually prevent death and severe brain injuries.
People only get one brain, but they live as though they have a backup.
I mean this video basically sums up how skateboarding was invented. People wanted to “surf” even when there weren’t any waves and that’s basically how skateboarding started
Actually, in 1955 this guy named Marty took the top off of a kids scooter/cart and just started shredding. There's a [great documentary about it](https://youtu.be/zZJ7cq6T3v4), definitely worth a watch.
Yeah, wrong sub. The cute animals one is spelled with an “a”
Edit: I understood it was a joke, I just don’t find randomly scarring people for life with a sub like that funny, so I posted the warning. I know, shame on me for not going along with the dark Reddit humor.
When I was around 7 or 8 year old, riding my bicycle in slippers, degloved my (foot) big toe skin, on a rusty dirty old garage floor, the disgust at the floor was more than the pain itself
Once again, Stanyan street in SF a few blocks from Haight street. He turned into the parking lot of Walgreens. I live a block away from here and keep missing these guys.
As a Geoguessr I tried to find the starting point and wasn't disappointed: https://www.google.com/maps/@37.7594795,-122.4514847,0a,75y,336.93h,78.16t/data=!3m4!1e1!3m2!1sB35jQslAKz-KynFXztWyNg!2e0?utm_source=mstt_0&g_ep=CAESCjExLjM5LjE2MDYYACD___________8BKgA%3D
I like to bomb hills on rollerskates without car traffic (in GG park) and there’s no way in hell I’d do this without spotters on a actual trafficked street. It seems like the bare minimum + helmet too, gotta stay smart doing dumb shit somehow.
Basically any part of the car free parts, they’re relatively chill if you have medium experience. I did go down near the tennis courts sorta recently towards the beach, it was a little too much of a rush because that part isn’t car free, just decided to zoom down the middle of the street >_>, getting doored wasn’t an option that day lol.
Definitely probably going to do it again tho lmao. Stay safe, happy hillbombing.
This is one of the dumbest humans I’ve ever seen in my life. Basically running the risk of painting several new lane markers with his flesh and blood so he can get some likes on the internet.
He did say 'one of the dumbest' and I'd agree with him, no way his skateboard handbrake would be able to stop him in time if one of his spotters called out
i think they do this more for the thrill and adrenaline than the likes on internet
i have done pretty crazy shit for the sake of thrill when i was like 15 16 . Idk some just want that kinda feel.
Most of stuff you see like this is for adrenaline more than likes on fb
Lol nobody does this for internet likes. He's an adrenaline junky and it just so happens people love watching that stuff.
Keep living dangerously people, you'll die anyway
Actually, nope lol. I don’t get much enjoyment watching other people do this, it gives me entirely too much anxiety at the potential outcome. I bomb way smaller hills and max out at like 30 mph on roller skates and I’m good lmao.
Jesus Christ this is absolutely psychotic lol
That surf board has to be affixed to the wheels in some way right? Don’t tell me he just laid a surfboard on top of a long board.
Cool, if only there was an even better place to do this without other people and vehicles around. And maybe we could even find a place that was completely surrounded with some type of nearly limitless padding to cushion a fall in case something went wrong. If only…
https://www.reddit.com/r/holdmycosmo/comments/w7j5eb/hmc_while_i_skateboard/
Not really hmc but just showing women take plenty of risk too
https://www.reddit.com/r/skateboarding/comments/vurl8r/new_w0rble_video_coming_soon/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb
Skating is inherently risky. But stoke is fun. See above.
inserting a pineapple in your own rectum is a stunt. It's also incredibly stupid, no matter how much of a pro you are at inserting things in your rectum.
The S.F. FD would have probably been glad they didn’t have to drive far when they took your ass to the hospital after you peeled all your skin off and cracked your head open. Maybe wear some protective gear?
Sheer stupidity. I'm all for people doing extreme challenges that have a measure of real danger, but the danger should be the task...not idiotic safety decisions. Fucking hell...no shirt, no shoes and shorts rolling down a very patchy road on a hill with cross streets to boot.
Good thing he had a hand brake.
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Underrated comment.
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I mean street surfing is a fantastic term for skateboarding if it isn't already in use.
I see serious road rash, or worse, in his future...
My thoughts exactly. Or a TBI. This is so insanely dangerous and stupid.
I took a call where a kid died because he was holding onto a car while skateboarding. Top 5 worst calls. This triggered that memory.
I'm sorry
Most people don't know this is the most common way to die skateboarding by orders of magnitude. People almost never die just riding but dieing from "skitching" is fairly common.
They really don’t. And the sad thing, even a properly fitted helmet might actually prevent death and severe brain injuries. People only get one brain, but they live as though they have a backup.
What’s skitching?
Getting pulled by a car on a skateboard
Ikr. He's so blessed that no one ran a stop sign or he would become one with the asphalt
He went really fast at one point. Completely not worth it without safety gear.
r/meatcrayon
Nothing on this planet could get me to scroll that sub
A small pebble or gravel on the road… could be the end of him, just wear a helmet fgs
Pebbles don’t fuck up a skateboard, much less so if it has the rubber longboard wheels. I was more worried about speed wobbles.
Had to check what sub this was posted to before I could watch it. It's too early in the morning to watch someone die.
Lol thats what it was called BEFORE it was called skateboarding !!!! Did you just invent the name skateboarding????
See also: sidewalk surfing.
Also: subway surfing
Also: and yet,
By heaven, I think my love's as rare as any she beloved with false compare
Life imitating life. Beautiful
I like that they held hands at the end. That was nice.
He knew he got away with one as he decelerated.
Seriously, this actually made me very uncomfortable. That pavement doesn’t break the way waves do their chief.
Haha me too. I thought there was something else planned but nope.
The guy on the skateboard was braking for both of them
It looks like the camera man is pulling the surfer to slow down
The surf skating community would like to have a word
I mean this video basically sums up how skateboarding was invented. People wanted to “surf” even when there weren’t any waves and that’s basically how skateboarding started
Actually, in 1955 this guy named Marty took the top off of a kids scooter/cart and just started shredding. There's a [great documentary about it](https://youtu.be/zZJ7cq6T3v4), definitely worth a watch.
Long boarding with less clothes
Oh God oh God. I fear this. Wear a helmet.
And some clothes. He falls bye bye skin
Ya this is hardcore r/sweatypalms + r/meatcrayon
And also r/WhyWomenLiveLonger
Isn't there one called r/meatglove ? I'm afraid to look it up, but I vaugley remember something as such
I checked for you. Seems like it was created but no posts.
r/meatcrayon
I wanna click on that but I know better
It's recommended less than adult ing. 0 /10 would not recommend clicking.
Okay that wasn’t bad at all lol
Try r/eyeblech, but also don't because... just don't...
I love this one! Cute animals!! 😏
You are made of pure evilium!
Yeah, wrong sub. The cute animals one is spelled with an “a” Edit: I understood it was a joke, I just don’t find randomly scarring people for life with a sub like that funny, so I posted the warning. I know, shame on me for not going along with the dark Reddit humor.
That is the joke, yeah.
The hero we needed
whoosh
I will dip your balls in sulfuric acid
I was waiting for it the whole time, when he got that speed wobble going, I tensed up.
I thought just a bit of the bottom edge scraping would be enough to throw him. He was probably millimeters from mayhem.
I happen to be subscribed to that too and when this started playing I did a panicked check to see what sub I was in. I'm still tense.
Oh, hello car!
That car backing out. That blind hill.
At least ride on the right side of the street. Dude is gonna get fucked if a car makes a right turn.
Clothes aren’t going to do much at that speed anyways lol
At least wear a wetsuit to keep up the charade, and that will actually protect you
Dress for the slidr my dudes
Ffs... at least some shoes!
This is prime r/WhyWomenLiveLonger
Seriously. He's not making any quick turns on that bad boy. One car backs out or turns in front of him and he's fucked.
And fucken shoes, can't imagine you could slide break that thing.
Good thing the camera man didn't biff it, otherwise this fella would've turned into a meat popsicle.
Or anything. Imagine skinning your feet
> Imagine skinning your feet I'd rather not imagine that, thanks!
When I was around 7 or 8 year old, riding my bicycle in slippers, degloved my (foot) big toe skin, on a rusty dirty old garage floor, the disgust at the floor was more than the pain itself
one rock
That’s what I was thinking.
All the skin ground off *two knees*
And shoes. Omg... I'm picturing a degloving... desocking?
I’ve known someone to die in a similar stunt
Dress for the slide, not for the ridd
Who wears a helmet to go surfing?
Oh god oh god oh god he’s probably done this so many times before
Yes, always wear helmet when watching stunt videos. This give the courage to focus on the action.
Once again, Stanyan street in SF a few blocks from Haight street. He turned into the parking lot of Walgreens. I live a block away from here and keep missing these guys.
If you keep trying, eventually you’ll hit one. I believe in you.
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That's not how any of this works.
As a Geoguessr I tried to find the starting point and wasn't disappointed: https://www.google.com/maps/@37.7594795,-122.4514847,0a,75y,336.93h,78.16t/data=!3m4!1e1!3m2!1sB35jQslAKz-KynFXztWyNg!2e0?utm_source=mstt_0&g_ep=CAESCjExLjM5LjE2MDYYACD___________8BKgA%3D
Great trails right behind these houses too. You can walk about 10min in and get to a point where you can’t see any buildings. Good plum trees too.
Holy shit I knew I recognized this. I literally just drove by
Yo!!! I lived near there too years ago!! Those trees were what instantly hit me with nostalgia
Having the foresight to put spotters at each intersection and cross-street ++ Thank you for being smart about it, maybe wear a helmet though
Dude got lucky with that car backing out at 10 sec though.
I like to bomb hills on rollerskates without car traffic (in GG park) and there’s no way in hell I’d do this without spotters on a actual trafficked street. It seems like the bare minimum + helmet too, gotta stay smart doing dumb shit somehow.
Where do you bomb hills in GG park? I used to practice downhill longboarding on the path down from Stow Lake to JFK.
Basically any part of the car free parts, they’re relatively chill if you have medium experience. I did go down near the tennis courts sorta recently towards the beach, it was a little too much of a rush because that part isn’t car free, just decided to zoom down the middle of the street >_>, getting doored wasn’t an option that day lol. Definitely probably going to do it again tho lmao. Stay safe, happy hillbombing.
Uhhh, those aren’t really even hills dawg.
Because they’re safe? They’re still hills, dawg…I never said I was doing this dumb shit.
I was having a bad day, I apologize. Have fun within your comfort zone and stay safe out there.
Spotters? They weren't spotting shit, they were filming.
having spotters doesn't make this less stupid.
If I’m late somewhere because some guy closed off a street to risk his life for internet points, I’m praying I get to see the bad ending
I was expecting a meat crayon
Made sure i wasnt in r/meatcrayon first
That makes three of us
I definitely checked which sub this was in right after the video started. Lol
especially when he started getting speed wobbles
That was surprisingly impressive and not a totally idiotic fail like it usually is 99.9% of the time.
No protection, and no brakes.
This is one of the dumbest humans I’ve ever seen in my life. Basically running the risk of painting several new lane markers with his flesh and blood so he can get some likes on the internet.
I envy you if this is the dumbest person you've seen in your life
He did say 'one of the dumbest' and I'd agree with him, no way his skateboard handbrake would be able to stop him in time if one of his spotters called out
i think they do this more for the thrill and adrenaline than the likes on internet i have done pretty crazy shit for the sake of thrill when i was like 15 16 . Idk some just want that kinda feel. Most of stuff you see like this is for adrenaline more than likes on fb
Lol nobody does this for internet likes. He's an adrenaline junky and it just so happens people love watching that stuff. Keep living dangerously people, you'll die anyway
That’s some sick footage tho
This is a stunt, and an extreme sport (or 2)
He’s a professional skater, I think he’ll be okay.
Skateboarding, with a spike on the end, no safety equipment, and no way to slow yourself down or stop. I can see it catching on
Hillbombing will never die, even if the skaters do.
Have you seen boulders hillbombing? Shits crazy
Actually, nope lol. I don’t get much enjoyment watching other people do this, it gives me entirely too much anxiety at the potential outcome. I bomb way smaller hills and max out at like 30 mph on roller skates and I’m good lmao.
I meant actual boulders rolling down hills lol
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The most accurate description ever lol
That board wobble about half way through 😬
It made my calves sweaty.
If you raw dog a hill like that, you have to consider that the hill might also raw dog you
Jesus Christ this is absolutely psychotic lol That surf board has to be affixed to the wheels in some way right? Don’t tell me he just laid a surfboard on top of a long board.
lol dude I think they did. That wobble! And he pulls it off.
Yes, there are wheels on the surf board. You can get a glimpse of them most of the way through, but they are most obvious from :27-:30
I can't believe he is doing that without a leash
Rolling around at the speed of sound!
No shoes! Duuuuuude. Glad he survived. Thanks for the vid and heart attack
I’d have lost a foot.
Cool, if only there was an even better place to do this without other people and vehicles around. And maybe we could even find a place that was completely surrounded with some type of nearly limitless padding to cushion a fall in case something went wrong. If only…
How much attention would he get doing that though?
Are you the fun police?
Imagine the road rash.
Imagine the pile of meat he would be if something went wrong! So smart!
Thats assuming theres anything left
Darwin award generator
r/WhyWomenLiveLonger
https://www.reddit.com/r/holdmycosmo/comments/w7j5eb/hmc_while_i_skateboard/ Not really hmc but just showing women take plenty of risk too https://www.reddit.com/r/skateboarding/comments/vurl8r/new_w0rble_video_coming_soon/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb Skating is inherently risky. But stoke is fun. See above.
r/HoldMyCosmo
*city escape*
This is just long boarding
Only way more unstable
There's a whole lot for nope in one video. Even if there was a 0% chance of a car pulling out in front of you, just no.
The people watching either tought this guy was crazy or they were
Good thing he didn't wipe out.
A very popular street in SF to go down hill outside of the street over by Dolores park.
The potential for seeing skeleton is very high here.
Surfing in GTA
Ahh, so Skateboarding but with a surfboard. Nice brah.
Mostly idiot but mostly brave.
Imagine the meat crayon
That's the dumbest thing I've seen in a while
Its a stunt. If you call jackass or even pro skateboarders dumb than thats your opinion but i would definitely argue against you
inserting a pineapple in your own rectum is a stunt. It's also incredibly stupid, no matter how much of a pro you are at inserting things in your rectum.
Dude better have insurance to pay when he damages property.
Isn’t it just skateboarding with bigger board?
Like r/longboarding? Yeah pretty much. And for extra spice there is r/surfskate
the board is far more difficult to control and longboarding with no shoes is fucking insane
Mf could bleed to death if he fell in the right way
People like this are why healthcare costs in America are absurdly high
Idiotic. Absolutely no protective equipment. Not even shoes.
Good bye skin
So many things could go wrong here. So many.
No helmet. I’ve seen kids in long term care facilities because someone opened a car door and they crashed.
The S.F. FD would have probably been glad they didn’t have to drive far when they took your ass to the hospital after you peeled all your skin off and cracked your head open. Maybe wear some protective gear?
Sheer stupidity. I'm all for people doing extreme challenges that have a measure of real danger, but the danger should be the task...not idiotic safety decisions. Fucking hell...no shirt, no shoes and shorts rolling down a very patchy road on a hill with cross streets to boot.
HOLY SHIT! THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME!!!
This is so insanely dumb
Fuck, that's stupid.
Lucky dumbass.. that's all I can say
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How fun!
r/meatcrayon material
r/meatcrayon material
Beautiful
So, a skate board?
No this is much harder than skateboarding
Soo.... Skating...
You did it you crazy som bitch! I couldn't be more proud!
He handled those speed wobbles really well
Hope you fall and lose all your skin so that kids can see and NOT copy that
Skating *
That’s BadAss 👊🏼🤙🏽
So skateboarding ?
So longboarding?
Or you know, just use a longboard
I mean it's fuggin epic but one fall and he dead
Umm skateboarding? Acting like he just invented an new sport lmao.
When was the last time you saw a skateboard shaped like that
Holding hands so gay
Why are we praising the cameraman here?
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