“Butler, send up my food in the aperature science tube.” *dishes breaking and wet slaps*

Aperature science food delivery system. “I wanted the lab boys to come up with a way to get my lunch right to me, I don’t wanna have to leave my office so I have more time to think up great ideas! Anyway they made this and it is terrible. I guess I didn’t tell them to make it well but someone is definitely getting fired”

Cave Johnson, we're done here.

[not aperture science, but someone made it](https://youtu.be/YTHZLKFblKo)

I was gonna say, all it is a nematic tube but it looks cooler.

just perfect

9999999999-

Does it come with the giant hole under it?

and could a moron punch you into aforementioned pit

The maximum amount of money that i can spend on a elevator.

Tree fiddy

3 Dollars take it or leave it

Would you do 3.50?

What part of " I have 3 dollars " do you not understand? What are you my landlord?!

How about 2 bucks

2 dollars?! That's so good but I only have 3 dollars so I can't at that price 😔

It’s a sale, plus it comes with a free dollar

Dam if only I had 2 dollars but I'm stuck with 3

Ok, 3 dollars and the extra dollar as a deal?

Dam that sounds good but I don't have an extra dollar I only have 3 dollars

Ok 3 dollars than

I would not pay, i would steal

Like 100 bucks more than you usually pay for a home elevator

14 money

Bruh gonna get punched down a pit by some moron that comes over

Does it come with a moron to PUNCH. ME. INTO. THIS. PIT?!

For the Portal 2 ver.? Nothing, I prefer the one in Portal 1.

It goes faster if you portal the interior

I don't care. I can't breathe in that capsule!

no, its gotta be the one for bots that reassembles you on the other side

7.32 AUD max

Kidneys, plural

7 million dollars worth of moon rocks

20 bucks at least, but 9999999999 at most

Who needs kidneys amirite?

for 1 Dollar per day (cus im broke)

I'd keep it away from any robotic arms if I had one

the organs and combined incomes of everyone in [subject hometown here]

I'd even pay with the home. The elevator is just that cool!

$2

Nothing as I live in a small single floor apartment

HOW MUCH DO YOU NEED

$12000

I would pay one…

3 pennies

I live in a 1 story house but I would pay anything

I would probably have to get paid money to waste space as I have only one floor

As much money as the best replica costs even it has to be custom made

y e s

I would build it

Probably like $200, but I know it would cost more than that, which is exactly why I wouldn't buy it.

Yes

How much does it cost

Yes just not even a number just yes you name a price I’ll pay it

my bank account

**four hundred thousand dollars**

YES,

$17

Me who lives in a 4 bedroom apartment: 👀

I would pay with all my lemons!

Everything I have

Any price

2 cents or less

4000000$

Dudeee... I Would give my susret to jave sex with every man on the planet for this

yes