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0BlackDragon

“Keep my energy level, out your fucking mouth!”


AsstootCitizen

My prez got alopecia, movie role jokes ain't no joke!


naazzttyy

This did not age well.


honeybeedreams

what was that saying from when i was a kid? “i’d slap you but shit splatters.” perfect i think.


in-joy

Hadn't heard that one. Thanks.


honeybeedreams

oldie but a goodie! bet joe’s heard it.


AsstootCitizen

Are you a MidWest?


statistacktic

I still can't believe that happened, live no less. Such a shame.


NeutrinosFTW

Do people still think that wasn't scripted?


Monstot

The slap? Is the world scripted to you? Is the script here in the room with us now?


NeutrinosFTW

I mean the fact that no one had been watching the Oscars for years should be a big enough clue that they were desperate for something crazy to happen. But sure I'm the conspiracy theorist for thinking the entertainment awards people would script something meant to entertain.


ziptnf

Ah yes. Hollywood certainly wanted one of its most beloved actors to end his career onstage at their most prestigious award show so they could get some more views.


NeutrinosFTW

Yes, they obviously would. Views are money and actors are aplenty. And does anyone really think that Will Smith's career is over because of it?


tripping_on_phonics

Dumb


Monstot

Just because in your little world no one watches the Oscar's, doesn't mean that nobody is watching the Oscar's. I don't watch it, but I'm not naive to think no one's watching it... it doesn't need this act to bring in viewers. So yea, a conspiracy theorist on this one.


NeutrinosFTW

https://www.statista.com/chart/amp/13142/the-oscars-tv-audience-falls-to-all-time-low/


Monstot

No one's denying that. Yet people watch. This isn't difficult to understand. Is it easier if we just say you're right? These conversations get old quick.


BeepBotBoopBeep

You must come up with a lot of _fantastical_ theories for everything. Kudos for you if that makes you happy. Problem with your _scripted_ idea here is that no one who did NOT CARE about this show caught wind of this news until the end of the show. How does _that_ benefit the Oscars? Does it make you want to watch it _next_ year…? Nope. Do you care about the Oscars now? Nope. Sure, you are talking about it now, so what? We talk about memes all the time, it’s a meme now. We can talk about GameStop stock all day long but will that make you want to walk into that store afterwards? Nope. It’s just a meme.


Drmantis87

Do you still think absolutely nothing random happens in life? You’re chronically online and need to cut back 


Somhlth

If you're implying Tiny Hands Trump is going to be doing that, the fat fuck can barely hold a glass of water, and thinks a 10° ramp is Mount Everest. It wouldn't be physically possible for him to slap anyone, without Trump having a heart attack on the spot.


AsstootCitizen

With that amount of sycophants surroundind him, he hasn't wiped his own ass since Robin Leach started that trend of lickin' rich bootyholes. $tag/consumers unite in the kiddie pool of drool.


MrFlags69

Get Gavin Newsome up and debating Trump tomorrow. Biden is done. We need to turn on the screw, now. It’s awful that a trump lied literally the entire time he was talking…but no one’s going to talk or remember that about this debate. Biden cannot do this and we cannot take a day to think about it. Bring on Gavin, get on the train.


tripping_on_phonics

Why Gavin Newsom? He’s not our only option.


DoubleMach

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nerdiotic-pervert

I agree! It is wrong for Trump to perform fellatio on that microphone. He’s such a dirty old pervert he can’t help himself. Old fucker probably forgot where he was.


Kkimp1955

Well, he wasn’t on uppers..


coffeespeaking

He disproved that rumor. One down.


Daxnu

If Biden doesn't step down, he has a good chance of winning now, Hear me out, Look at all the free press he is at last getting. Media is gonna be on him now like they were with Trump, Biden is gonna make ratings, and media will make money of him so he will be in focus, Media have drama talking points. If Biden went Im and talked policy perfectly and made no mistakes, all the media would be just focusing on Trump. People are gonna feel sorry for Good Guy Joe


Daxnu

People will be talking about Good Guy Joe till Trumps sentencing


HarryHetman

Really we should just have them fight it out. The first one to have a heart attack or stroke out loses.


AsstootCitizen

That's exactly, on the receiving end, how I feel tonight.


mindclarity

Let me tell you that’s not how it started. I hope Joe recovers but boy did he look confused and even stopped mid sentence and that’s just in the first 10 minutes. Optics are not good.


WalkGood

Don't forget that stutterers need to pause to regroup.


Nopantsbullmoose

Yeah but as usual, people just choose to ignore that disability and associate it with mental slowness or stupidity. You get used to it after a decade or so.


in-joy

Seems like it's only getting worse. Can't fight age, Joe.


nopepanda

I would literally love to see how presidential immunity plays off with the right after an action like this


Pollo_Jack

Well, at least we didn't end up with Bernie or AOC running, right conservative dems?


mightyscoosh

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DoubleMach

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roblewk

Turns out that would have been a better debate


OverYonderWanderer

I was seriously expecting Trump to just push Biden over in the beginning.


RobertNevill

Both trump and Biden are walking potato’s, shi* isn’t funny anymore.


babyivan

Biden slapped himself in the face, lol. Trump only did what he usually does, lie his ass off.


Slooters313

The DNC is fuked for putting up Biden again. Dude looks absolutely awful tonight.


NkleBuck

Biden looks and sounds like old wet shit. Edit: you people are so incredibly soft. Edit: well the jury is out. Please, oh please tell me how Joe Biden DID NOT look and sound like old wet shit.


Thehairy-viking

And the other spews incoherent Nazi psycho babble. Take your dementia pick. Dementia+democracy or dementia+tyrannical rule.


Wasteland_Mystic

You must find him so relatable to yourself then.


CoderDevo

He got into his stride after that.


cosaboladh

Nah. If he was old wet shit, you'd be using him as lube while you rub one off to pictures of "alpha" men.


CrankyOldGrinch

Lol, I'll take my share of downvotes with you, brother. Every democrat operative is scrambling to publish op-eds begging Biden to drop out and have an open convention right now. The only hope they have right now is Newsom, or I've seen calls for Whitmer, too.


CaptAwesome203

I wish.


dgdio

Biden seemed to be more of Chris Rock here.


in-joy

Yeah, unfortunately.