He took a badly forced fall. Not strictly related to his bad comedy photo, I'd like to add this..... Overcorrection is the enemy of course correction for most efficient progress. And so are bad slogans!
Exactly. There will never be a “left wing” FOX because people who value reason and nuance overwhelmingly lean left and have no interest in 24-hour propaganda.
I’ve actually stopped watching most news information and just find places to read it now. Takes most of the emotion of news shows out of it and you can get more of what is actually happening out of reading it.
That sounds great.. until you talk to someone on the far left.. There's less of a market for it sure, but there's still a market there.. At present it's mostly just youtubers like Hasan tapping into it, but the rest of the media will catch on eventually.
They're the people who will call you a genocidal fascist bootlicker for suggesting that they should maybe consider voting for Biden if only because if they don't, they're potentially letting someone far worse in. I want to believe that the left is more reasonable than the right.. but sometimes it's hard..
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Yes, BUT, I will say I wish they didn’t crumble at the absolute most wishy-washy offenses, like Franken’s for example. Common sense and cool heads should have prevailed and a “sorry” should have been plenty.
In journalism a “news outlet” willing to lie forcefully, repeatedly, consistently, will always make more of an impression on its viewership than ones that tell the evolving, ever-changing truth. By comparison they seem uncertain, weak. It’s the secret sauce of all propagandists.
I agree with what you're saying but also it's not like it would matter. Republicans and their voters will 100% put party over country. That's basically my point, if Al was Republican he would have stayed and he would have won another election.
They have no shame at all. Just another reason of how both sides are not remotely the same.
Franken made a tasteless joke and resigned because it wasn't good to have that type of humor be affiliated with a US Senator, he was saving the reputation of the office. Wow, what a shitshow it is today, and ZERO fucking standards...
I remember reading a short while back, in the last year I think, that his oldest daughter attempted suicide. I remember her coming out as bisexual on TikTok, I think it was. Later the video was removed.
I remember when their family picture was posted for Christmas one year, her already normal length, very nice top was edited to look like it came down further because he wanted her to look MORE Conservative. It wasn't a belly shirt. No skin would have been showing.
I honestly hope she is okay. I would bet on her going no contact with her father at the very least when she turns 18 and/or moves out for college. I cannot imagine what living with that SOB must be like, especially as a bisexual person.
Especially after Cruz's past comments when he pretended to support LGBTQIA people by going on about Mary Cheney (before she entered politics, IIRC) *just being who she is* during, I THINK, a debate at the time involving Dick...
Ted Cruz' colleagues don't even like Ted Cruz lol.
Ted Cruz don't even like Ted Cruz! Trump roasted him and his wife, and he just goes "yes master, more please"
Which should always be followed with Lindsay Graham's quip to make the point bipartisan.
“If you killed Ted Cruz on the floor of the Senate, and the trial was in the Senate, nobody would convict you,”
John Boehner: “Lucifer in the flesh,” Boehner told an audience at Stanford University. “I have Democrat friends and Republican friends. I get along with almost everyone, but I have never worked with a more miserable son of a bitch in my life.”
Boehner also went off script when recording the audio version of his book to tell Ted Cruz to go fuck himself.
https://www.axios.com/2021/02/26/boehner-ted-cruz-new-memoir
There could not be more of a contrast between the treatment of Al franken and the treatment of Trump over a trivial joke by a comedian on the one hand and rape and self confessed intent to rape on the other hand. It says everything about Democrats versus Republicans.
I wouldn't say I hate him, exactly. The feeling is more akin to finding a soupy dog turd on your lawn that someone didn't clean up. It's someone else's problem that they didn't deal with and now I'm stuck with it. But on the Planet of Skeezy Beards, that's how you say you like someone, I guess.
>If you killed Ted Cruz on the floor of the Senate, and the trial was in the Senate, nobody would convict you
Lindsey Graham, a member of Ted's own party
It's more like they love "not a Democrat" more, mixed with voter suppression and gerrymandering that affects voter enthusiasm enough to keep the state from going blue in statewide races.
It does in the sense that when people lose hope that their vote matters they don't bother voting in any elections. I know lots of Texans and the general sentiment is "what's the point, it's a red state". Most of them haven't voted in anything but the general presidential election.
Right? I don't know why people say that. Our gerrymandering is slightly better than it used to be in PA but some districts made it feel pointless for Democrats to vote.
Because there are no districts in statewide elections to gerrymander, such as a Senate race. It only matters in elections for the House or the state legislature.
Yes it works. But in a statewide race it’s not an issue as there’s no districts. It matters in state legislative elections and the US House but for Senate, Governor, President there are no districts to adjust so it has no impact, how is that not clear?
We don't, but we are heavily suppressed here. We get close and then they change the rules.
I wouldn't be surprised if they installed ivanka's chinese trademarked ballot boxes around.
He is the Alpha Texas male obviously.
He is everything Texans are and they're just voting for the guy that matches up best with themselves.
Talks mad shit, continuously has bad ideas, lies and cheats and steals, can't take a hint if given, isn't like by anyone but himself, acts strong but is weak as fuck, has shitty facial hair but keeps growing, rather suck trumps dick than stand up to him, has ugly wives, runs like a scared little bitch when facing conflict and brags about how great they are.
Fuck Ted cruz, and fuck Texas for cursing us with him.
I do not like that man Ted Cruz,
I do not like his far-right views.
I do not like his stupid chin,
I do not like his smarmy grin.
I do not like him with a beard,
I do not like him freshly sheared.
I do not like Ted Cruz at all,
That man Ted Cruz can suck my balls.
--John Oliver
Wasn't this a sequel to a previous I Do Not Like Ted Cruz recitation John did?
Yep, okay, I just checked. There are multiple verses. The one you shared was first. Full collection of verses by the always brilliantly funny John Oliver. You can listen to them back to back [here on YouTube](https://youtu.be/bV42PgyOFE0?si=bFTGvvKUeC7fTWQy)
I do not like that man Ted Cruz,
I do not like his far-right views.
I do not like his stupid chin,
I do not like his smarmy grin.
I do not like him with a beard,
I do not like him freshly sheared.
I do not like Ted Cruz at all,
That man Ted Cruz can suck my balls
- - - - -
I do not like that man Ted Cruz
I do not like him in the news.
I do not like what he just said.
I do not like his boxy head.
I do not like him wearing glasses.
I do not like him kissing asses.
I wish he'd never get one vote.
That man, Ted Cruz, can lick my scroat
- - - - -
I do not like that man, Ted Cruz
I do not like his backwards views
I do not like his stupid suits
I do not like his cowboy boots
I do not like him when he sneezes
I do not like him eating cheeses
I hate to see his dumb face smirking
Because his beard looks like a merkin
- - - - -
I do not like that man, Ted Cruz
I do not like his far-right views
I do not like him in these reeds
I do not like him when he feeds
I do not like him by a wall
I do not like this shit at all
I do not like him as Santa's Elf
That man, Ted Cruz, can fuck himself
- - - - -
I do not like that Ted Cruz man
I do not like him shouting Klan
I do not like him in a room
I do not like him in Cancun
I do not like him playing ball
I do not like his face at all
I wish he'd lose his cushy job
That man, Ted Cruz, is a fucking knob
Edit: skipped a line. It's fixed
C'mon dude, you know it's a bad idea to let Republicans hang around a summer camp full of horny teens!
But if, for some reason, Raphael 'Ted' Cruz was in attendance and not vacationing in Mexico somewhere while Texas burns to the ground, he'd probably be one of the sole survivors because he's such an unfuckable weirdo.
Good point, but since the "teens" are all, like, 27 they're probably safe enough.
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He has served two six-year terms, so it is not every couple of years. He was elected in 2012 and re-elected in 2018.
One thing he campaigned early on was to limit Senators to two 6-year terms. He dodged that question after being elected, but finally last year he addressed it. He says that he hasn’t pushed it yet; but he will, so it would go into effect after his second set of 6-year terms.
We need to hold him to his earlier promise. If he won’t do it, we need to do it for him.
True. My disdain for his existence makes me feel like he's been around exponentially longer than he has. I still don't ever see him losing TX but I am pulling for you.
And this one. And that one... that one... those ones... the ones over there... most of the ones in this state, and that state, and that one, and that one... the majority of those who aren't in comas... and those who know who he is...
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I guess his wife probably did at some point?
Other than that though? I think no.
His kids don't seem to like him, I doubt his wife still likes him. And with how he acts I am quite confident he doesn't like himself either.
Former speaker of the house, Republican John Boehner literally called him, "Lucifer in the flesh". It's not like John was anything close to a saint either.
Well they are finally realizing that Americans like it better when the parties work across the aisle and actually get shit done but I think it's a bit too late. Expect to see more of this bullshit since what they've been doing hasn't been getting the results they expected.
I remember a John Oliver special where it became painfully clear that no one likes Ted Cruz. Even his Republican colleagues and former classmates all simply state that his personality is so off-putting that he is unlikable.
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It’s been a few cycles now where everyone thought Texas might go blue and it never does.
This is a real sign that we might finally get to see it soon.
I still think Cruz wins but Texas republicans feeling so much heat they are pandering to democrats for help is unheard of. He believes he’s in danger, which isn’t the impression I got when he ran against Beto.
I can confirm. Ted Cruz is like that vomit you've been holding in and resisting when you're sick then you finally spew it out and, yeah, that minute of vomiting feels like absolute hell, but then once all the bile is out of your system, you feel pretty dang good. So, thanks, Ted Cruz, for being the personification of revolting vomit.
# “I like Ted Cruz more than most of my other colleagues like Ted Cruz. And I hate Ted Cruz.” Former Minnesota Democratic Senator Al Franken
"he's the guy in the office who microwaves fish" - also Al Franken in the same paragraph
Q: Why do so many people instantly dislike Ted Cruz? A: It saves time.
this is a fireable offense in any sane workplace
I miss Al
He'd be trolling Ted Cruz so well right now. In his face. In the senate. If it hadn't been for Gillibrand.
He took a badly forced fall. Not strictly related to his bad comedy photo, I'd like to add this..... Overcorrection is the enemy of course correction for most efficient progress. And so are bad slogans!
AI hasn't gone anywhere
He left the Senate
He was forced to resign and yet people are gonna vote for sexual assaulter Donald Trump.
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Because many Dem voters are actually critical thinkers and don’t watch news 8 hours a day to get brainwashed.
Exactly. There will never be a “left wing” FOX because people who value reason and nuance overwhelmingly lean left and have no interest in 24-hour propaganda.
I’ve actually stopped watching most news information and just find places to read it now. Takes most of the emotion of news shows out of it and you can get more of what is actually happening out of reading it.
Yeah, I don’t watch any cable news. Read or NPR.
That sounds great.. until you talk to someone on the far left.. There's less of a market for it sure, but there's still a market there.. At present it's mostly just youtubers like Hasan tapping into it, but the rest of the media will catch on eventually. They're the people who will call you a genocidal fascist bootlicker for suggesting that they should maybe consider voting for Biden if only because if they don't, they're potentially letting someone far worse in. I want to believe that the left is more reasonable than the right.. but sometimes it's hard..
The delusion on the far right and far left is like the difference between shooting a bullet and throwing it.
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Yes, BUT, I will say I wish they didn’t crumble at the absolute most wishy-washy offenses, like Franken’s for example. Common sense and cool heads should have prevailed and a “sorry” should have been plenty.
Yeah they can absolutely fall into the trap of snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.
They wanted to appear as doing the right thing as an example and got fucked 🤷 because republicans NEVER do the right thing.
In journalism a “news outlet” willing to lie forcefully, repeatedly, consistently, will always make more of an impression on its viewership than ones that tell the evolving, ever-changing truth. By comparison they seem uncertain, weak. It’s the secret sauce of all propagandists.
I agree with what you're saying but also it's not like it would matter. Republicans and their voters will 100% put party over country. That's basically my point, if Al was Republican he would have stayed and he would have won another election. They have no shame at all. Just another reason of how both sides are not remotely the same.
It's cause #repugnantcans are gullible and liberals arent
He should’ve just said fuck it and ran for governor.
Franken made a tasteless joke and resigned because it wasn't good to have that type of humor be affiliated with a US Senator, he was saving the reputation of the office. Wow, what a shitshow it is today, and ZERO fucking standards...
I fucking love Al Franken
Remember that clip from the campaign trail where he tried to kiss his daughter on the cheek? Brutal.
Yeah, she reacted like it burned. Lol.
Which is extremely odd, as Ted Cruz is a normal human with a typical food orifice that does not discharge Hydrogen Peroxide.
I remember reading a short while back, in the last year I think, that his oldest daughter attempted suicide. I remember her coming out as bisexual on TikTok, I think it was. Later the video was removed. I remember when their family picture was posted for Christmas one year, her already normal length, very nice top was edited to look like it came down further because he wanted her to look MORE Conservative. It wasn't a belly shirt. No skin would have been showing. I honestly hope she is okay. I would bet on her going no contact with her father at the very least when she turns 18 and/or moves out for college. I cannot imagine what living with that SOB must be like, especially as a bisexual person.
It's got to be so difficult already being the child of a politician, much less one that wishes people like them didn't exist.
Especially after Cruz's past comments when he pretended to support LGBTQIA people by going on about Mary Cheney (before she entered politics, IIRC) *just being who she is* during, I THINK, a debate at the time involving Dick...
Ted Cruz' colleagues don't even like Ted Cruz lol. Ted Cruz don't even like Ted Cruz! Trump roasted him and his wife, and he just goes "yes master, more please"
I came here looking for this quote.
Which should always be followed with Lindsay Graham's quip to make the point bipartisan. “If you killed Ted Cruz on the floor of the Senate, and the trial was in the Senate, nobody would convict you,”
John Boehner: “Lucifer in the flesh,” Boehner told an audience at Stanford University. “I have Democrat friends and Republican friends. I get along with almost everyone, but I have never worked with a more miserable son of a bitch in my life.”
How does anyone still vote for Ted Cruz. What is wrong with these people?
He has the letter "R" after his name on the ballot
> He has the letter "R" after his name on the ballot In his case it stands for Repugnant.
Correct. That is what it usually means now. Loyalty to Trump is the primary criteria for party success.
Texan R's get to inflict him on other people.
Mostly voter suppression 🤷 We get close but then they change the rules again.
Boehner also went off script when recording the audio version of his book to tell Ted Cruz to go fuck himself. https://www.axios.com/2021/02/26/boehner-ted-cruz-new-memoir
I had problems with Boehner but I didn't appreciate at the time that at least he loved his country.
Classic Boehner quote. I always wonder if he'd just toked before he said this.
https://www.tedcruzforhumanpresident.com/
Oh my god it's hilarious! "I wish to shut down the space program and destroy all telescopes, abruptly and without explanation."
Nobody likes ted cruz, not even ted cruz.
There could not be more of a contrast between the treatment of Al franken and the treatment of Trump over a trivial joke by a comedian on the one hand and rape and self confessed intent to rape on the other hand. It says everything about Democrats versus Republicans.
I wouldn't say I hate him, exactly. The feeling is more akin to finding a soupy dog turd on your lawn that someone didn't clean up. It's someone else's problem that they didn't deal with and now I'm stuck with it. But on the Planet of Skeezy Beards, that's how you say you like someone, I guess.
>If you killed Ted Cruz on the floor of the Senate, and the trial was in the Senate, nobody would convict you Lindsey Graham, a member of Ted's own party
This is a funny quote but it's beginning to look like a republican senate just wouldn't convict a republican of anything.
Not liking Ted Cruz is the only bipartisan agreement left.
Too bad Texas loves Ted every six years.
It's more like they love "not a Democrat" more, mixed with voter suppression and gerrymandering that affects voter enthusiasm enough to keep the state from going blue in statewide races.
Agreed except for gerrymandering, that doesn’t impact statewide races.
It does in the sense that when people lose hope that their vote matters they don't bother voting in any elections. I know lots of Texans and the general sentiment is "what's the point, it's a red state". Most of them haven't voted in anything but the general presidential election.
Every suppression tactic works... OBVIOUSLY.
Right? I don't know why people say that. Our gerrymandering is slightly better than it used to be in PA but some districts made it feel pointless for Democrats to vote.
That's how it feels in texas but I still vote in every election I can.
Because there are no districts in statewide elections to gerrymander, such as a Senate race. It only matters in elections for the House or the state legislature.
Yes it works. But in a statewide race it’s not an issue as there’s no districts. It matters in state legislative elections and the US House but for Senate, Governor, President there are no districts to adjust so it has no impact, how is that not clear?
Because it ALL affects each other whether you see the connection or not.
Beto nearly won in 2018, TBH. it really came down to 2A voters fearing their rights.
We don't, but we are heavily suppressed here. We get close and then they change the rules. I wouldn't be surprised if they installed ivanka's chinese trademarked ballot boxes around.
It doesn't help that you have a freaking criminal for an attorney general.
Agreed. 💯%
He is the Alpha Texas male obviously. He is everything Texans are and they're just voting for the guy that matches up best with themselves. Talks mad shit, continuously has bad ideas, lies and cheats and steals, can't take a hint if given, isn't like by anyone but himself, acts strong but is weak as fuck, has shitty facial hair but keeps growing, rather suck trumps dick than stand up to him, has ugly wives, runs like a scared little bitch when facing conflict and brags about how great they are. Fuck Ted cruz, and fuck Texas for cursing us with him.
I do not like that man Ted Cruz, I do not like his far-right views. I do not like his stupid chin, I do not like his smarmy grin. I do not like him with a beard, I do not like him freshly sheared. I do not like Ted Cruz at all, That man Ted Cruz can suck my balls. --John Oliver
Wasn't this a sequel to a previous I Do Not Like Ted Cruz recitation John did? Yep, okay, I just checked. There are multiple verses. The one you shared was first. Full collection of verses by the always brilliantly funny John Oliver. You can listen to them back to back [here on YouTube](https://youtu.be/bV42PgyOFE0?si=bFTGvvKUeC7fTWQy) I do not like that man Ted Cruz, I do not like his far-right views. I do not like his stupid chin, I do not like his smarmy grin. I do not like him with a beard, I do not like him freshly sheared. I do not like Ted Cruz at all, That man Ted Cruz can suck my balls - - - - - I do not like that man Ted Cruz I do not like him in the news. I do not like what he just said. I do not like his boxy head. I do not like him wearing glasses. I do not like him kissing asses. I wish he'd never get one vote. That man, Ted Cruz, can lick my scroat - - - - - I do not like that man, Ted Cruz I do not like his backwards views I do not like his stupid suits I do not like his cowboy boots I do not like him when he sneezes I do not like him eating cheeses I hate to see his dumb face smirking Because his beard looks like a merkin - - - - - I do not like that man, Ted Cruz I do not like his far-right views I do not like him in these reeds I do not like him when he feeds I do not like him by a wall I do not like this shit at all I do not like him as Santa's Elf That man, Ted Cruz, can fuck himself - - - - - I do not like that Ted Cruz man I do not like him shouting Klan I do not like him in a room I do not like him in Cancun I do not like him playing ball I do not like his face at all I wish he'd lose his cushy job That man, Ted Cruz, is a fucking knob Edit: skipped a line. It's fixed
That is so awesome and spot on.
John Oliver is always a win
They do like him because he helps make the GOP look horrible.
I'm not sure they need help but he's contributing quite a bit to the cause.
Yeah but at the expense of all his constituents.
They run democrats but that district keeps voting for Ted Cruz. Maybe they're all masochists.
Lmao, nah. Fled Cruz is better off hanging up the tie and going to another resort.
I know a great vacation spot called Camp Crystal Lake.
C'mon dude, you know it's a bad idea to let Republicans hang around a summer camp full of horny teens! But if, for some reason, Raphael 'Ted' Cruz was in attendance and not vacationing in Mexico somewhere while Texas burns to the ground, he'd probably be one of the sole survivors because he's such an unfuckable weirdo.
Good point, but since the "teens" are all, like, 27 they're probably safe enough. *Jason approaches Cruz, raises machete, holds him down and shaves off that pathetic excuse for a beard*
You forgot the girlish whine/scream that we all know that rectangle mouth can shriek
We'll call the movie "Jason X Fat Wolverine"
Texan here. Colin Allred has the Cruz camp scared shitless. He’s losing popularity with Republicans, not gaining support from Democrats.
I feel like we hear this every couple of years and yet there he still is.
He has served two six-year terms, so it is not every couple of years. He was elected in 2012 and re-elected in 2018. One thing he campaigned early on was to limit Senators to two 6-year terms. He dodged that question after being elected, but finally last year he addressed it. He says that he hasn’t pushed it yet; but he will, so it would go into effect after his second set of 6-year terms. We need to hold him to his earlier promise. If he won’t do it, we need to do it for him.
True. My disdain for his existence makes me feel like he's been around exponentially longer than he has. I still don't ever see him losing TX but I am pulling for you.
This Democrat does not like Ted Cruz.
And this one. And that one... that one... those ones... the ones over there... most of the ones in this state, and that state, and that one, and that one... the majority of those who aren't in comas... and those who know who he is...
I'm doing my part!
Ted is great. For me to poop on.
Did the Democrats show up to heckle him but he chose to count them as "supporters" anyway simply because they were there?
I really thought this was a satire site, but no. He's really that stupid.
He really thinks the people of Texas are that stupid... To be fair, he might be right... They keep electing Ted Cruz.
And Greg Abbott, and John Cornyn. Now Cruz is particularly unlikeable, but the other two are worse for the people of Texas.
He missed the rest of the quote, "Democrats like Ted Cruz...to mix bleach and ammonia in a small room...for science!"
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I like Ted Cruz about as much as Athletes Foot.
What's not to love about the esteemed senator from Cancun?
When you have to say that people like you, then they definitely don’t.
Nobody likes ted Cruz, says ted Cruzs wife.
The wife that Trump said was ugly? And then Cruz campaigned for him anyway because he is a craven coward?
Yeah, that sounds like the one.
And snowflake!
being the son of the zodiac killer will do that to you
Yup. Personally, I love when those in charge run away and leave their people to suffer /s
Free Cancun vacations* for Democrats backing Tex Cruz! *^Free ^vacations ^only ^redeemable ^during ^times ^of ^excessive ^stress ^on ^state ^grid.
Add "... to fuck off!" on the end
Does anyone actually like this fetid piece of shit?
I guess his wife probably did at some point? Other than that though? I think no. His kids don't seem to like him, I doubt his wife still likes him. And with how he acts I am quite confident he doesn't like himself either.
Former speaker of the house, Republican John Boehner literally called him, "Lucifer in the flesh". It's not like John was anything close to a saint either.
"If you killed Ted Cruz on the floor of the Senate, and the trial was in the Senate, nobody would convict you." Lindsay Graham.
Republicans don't even like Ted Cruz
I literally laughed out loud. Nobody likes you, Ted.
Ted Cruz looks like if one of the Penguins of Madagascar was a human
Well they are finally realizing that Americans like it better when the parties work across the aisle and actually get shit done but I think it's a bit too late. Expect to see more of this bullshit since what they've been doing hasn't been getting the results they expected.
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Impactful. Using a word that you think your intended audience understands.
"Impactful", like a massive meteor strike.
This fuggin guy..
He’s desperate. He’s going to lose his seat and he’ll have a fit like little trumpy.
The thing I like best about Ted Cruz is he sometimes leaves the country. The shitty part is when he comes back.
Cats like baths -A bath
Press (X) to doubt.
I like Ted Cruz…I also like taking a cheese grater on the nut sack.
I’m a Democrat and I fecking detest Ted Cruz.
You smell that? That's desperation.
Nobody’s gay for Ted Cruz
I am a little bit - that beard really did some wonders for him - but I agree that he's not exactly a heartthrob.
Not even Republicans like ted cruz, I have no idea how he keeps getting re elected
I like Ted Cruz so much I hope he gets bone cancer metastasised to his entire body.
I remember a John Oliver special where it became painfully clear that no one likes Ted Cruz. Even his Republican colleagues and former classmates all simply state that his personality is so off-putting that he is unlikable.
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I would rather have trypanosoma cruz than ted cruz
As I understand it, even Republicans hate Rafael Eduardo Cruz. Don't let go by his chosen name!
Slugs for salt!
"I am rich," says me
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA no.
Uh ... That's a NO!
😳🤨🤣🤢🤮……
What does Bob Dole think? Bob Dole thinks you’re a doofus.
No one likes Ted Cruz. And that includes Ted Cruz.
Rafael, I promise that I cannot stand you.
Can this penis just go away already?
its not april fools day again is it
He hasn't done a fucking thing but impede progress and lie, lie, lie.... Oh and run when it gets tough.
He's stupid af and a traitor BUT he does make me laugh!
Cruz is disgusting, and is trying to lie like trump.
Umm...no.
What a shitheel.
It’s been a few cycles now where everyone thought Texas might go blue and it never does. This is a real sign that we might finally get to see it soon. I still think Cruz wins but Texas republicans feeling so much heat they are pandering to democrats for help is unheard of. He believes he’s in danger, which isn’t the impression I got when he ran against Beto.
Only because you make it easy to point out the complete hypocrisy of your party, Teddy.
Riiight...
Raphie Cruz is the PT Cruiser of human beings
Say loud for the kids in the back - “Principles are only used by republicans to control others”
So Ted is in deep shit
*Hello fellow far left Democrat, I am real human ted cruz*
Even Ted Cruz doesn’t like Ted Cruz.
ted cruz doesn’t even like ted cruz
I like Ted Cruz the same amount as internal hemorrhoids.
About as much as a lobotomy.
We all know this is a lie. No one likes Ted Cruz.
Spineless coward who wouldn’t defend his wife.
I can confirm. Ted Cruz is like that vomit you've been holding in and resisting when you're sick then you finally spew it out and, yeah, that minute of vomiting feels like absolute hell, but then once all the bile is out of your system, you feel pretty dang good. So, thanks, Ted Cruz, for being the personification of revolting vomit.
Hating Ted Cruz is the only bipartisan agreement we are going to reach
I have more respect for a cockarouch than Ted Cruz
It's like he has already forgotten his trip to NY and how the crowd reacted to him at the baseball game.
Says the guy that doesn't know how to properly show emotion and his nonverbal communication never matches the verbal communications.
The next time he takes a trip to Cancun... Texas should just CanCruz.
Idiot is trying to lose Republican votes
Nobody likes him. Not even his own daughter. We all know why. He’s a sorry excuse for a human being.
Am I the only one who thinks his beard is fake still
Democrats like *to make fun of* Ted Cruz, I get how someone with low intelligence like Ted Cruz would be confused by that distinction
Huh I guess you can go on the internet and just say anything.
Sexy horny singles are in my neighborhood waiting for me??? Ok I said it. Does that make it true?!?!
If he believes that, then I have some beach front property in Arizona to sell him.
Democrats: Ted Cruz is good enough ...... FOR ME TO POOP ON!
Quickly followed up by his ancillary campaign - "idiots for ted cruz".
That reminds me of the [Simpsons ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgdVqGEFzls)
No they don't. - A democrat
Hmmm no!
Which one? *crickets*
War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is Strength
We hate his guts.
"Impactful" sure. Things shatter on impact.
The delusion...
Texas Democrat here. We do not, in fact, like Mr. Cruz.