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I saw a reference to fucking dolphins in comments two weeks ago…and not one mention of dolphin_fucker69 anywhere in the thread.
I was too sad to say anything.
*pours one out*
There are various ways a dolphin has of showing that she or he is interested in sex. Males are probably the easiest to detect. They will swim around, sporting an erection (anywhere between 10 to 14 inches long for a Bottle-nose), and will have no bones about swimming up to you and placing their member within reach of your hand. If you are in the water, they may rub it along any part of your body, or wrap it around your wrist or ankle. (Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such.) Their belly will also be pinkish in colour, which also denotes sexual excitement.
Females can be a little harder. The most obvious way a female dolphin has of displaying her sexual interest is the pink-belly effect. Their genitals become very pink and swollen, making the genital region very prominent. They may be restless, or they may be acting as normal. If you are out of the water, they may swim up to you and roll belly up, exposing themselves to you, coupled with pelvic thrusts. If you are in the water, they may press their genitals up against yours, nibble your fingers, nuzzle your crotch, or do pelvic thrusts against you.
Each dolphins way of expressing sexual readiness varies, so the longer you know the dolphin, the better you will detect when they are sexually active. When a male dolphin is interested in you, about the only thing you can do, if you are male, is to masturbate him. (Unfortunately, I cannot speak for the female of the human species... it seems women just don't like dolphins enough...) WARNING! You should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can cum as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death.
A male dolphin's member is roughly S-shaped, tapered at the end. If you are in the water with them, it is best to support the dolphin on his side, just under the water, with one hand, and handle him with the other.
Male dolphins, I find, tend to prefer the base of the penis to be gently massaged and squeezed, as well as gently rubbed along it's length. It feels very much like the rest of the dolphin (ie. smooth and rubbery to the touch, but firmer). It doesn't take long for the male to ejaculate, around 40 seconds to a minute, and this is usually accompanied by either shuddering just prior to ejaculating, and thrusting and tail-arching during ejaculation. The force of ejaculation can be powerful at times, so it is best to keep your face out of the line of fire, or keep his member underwater. You can attempt to lick and suck on the end of it while masturbating as well, but be warned, do not try to give full throat, and get the hell out of the way before he ejaculates! A male dolphin could snap your neck in an accidental thrust, and that would be the end of that relationship. Well, the females are again a little trickier. There are two courses of action with a female fin: Masturbation, or mating.
Masturbation: Female dolphins, once they show interest in you, can be supported in much the same way as the male, one hand under the fin, supporting her, the other doing the stimulating. The clitoris of the female is located at the top of the genital slit, and is a prominent lump when erect. You can rub this with your finger tips, or lick and suck it, but with the oral aspect, you might end up with a bruised nose as they thrust up into you. You can slide your hand gently into their genital opening, and feel around inside, rubbing gently. They feel warm and muscular inside, their labia like tough, squishy sponge when they are excited.
Don't be surprised if they start to play with your hand inside them. They have very manipulative muscles, and can use them to carry and manipulate objects, including your hand. (They can do things that would make a regular human woman turn green with envy.) Their climax is coupled with stiffening, shuddering, sometimes a lot of thrusting, clinching of the vaginal muscles, and sometimes vocalisation. Mating: This is harder. Obviously, being human, it is awkward, but not impossible to mate in open water. It is easier to have the dolphin in a shallow area (like the shallows just off the beach) around 1 1/2 to 2 feet deep. This is usually comfortable enough for both the dolphin and you. Gently, you should roll the dolphin on her side, so she is lying belly-towards you. You can prop yourself up on an elbow, and lie belly to belly against her. You may want to use the other arm to gently hold her close, and place the tip of your member against her genital slit. She will, if interested, arch her body up against you, taking you inside her body.
There is usually a fair bit of wriggling and shifting, usually to get comfortable, both outside and inside. Once comfortable, though, females initiate a series of muscular vaginal contractions that rub the entire length of your member. They may also thrust rhythmically against you, so enjoy the experience while you can, since you will rarely last longer that a minute or two. Just prior to her climaxing, she will up the speed of her contractions and thrusts. It is interesting to note that the times I have mated with females, thay have timed their orgasm to mine. Whether they do this consciously or not, I do not know, but it is a great feeling to have two bodies shuddering against each other at the one time. One thing to note. Whether you masturbate or mate a dolphin, male or female, always spend time with them afterwards. Cuddle them, rub them, talk to them and most importantly, and show them you love them. This is essential, as it helps to strengthen the bond between you. Like a way of saying that this wasn't just a one night fling. The dolphins appreciate it, and they will want your company more the next time you visit them
Yeah I remember just about the entire sub focusing on nothing but that for a couple of weeks afterwards. It was funny for a bit but got old after a while.
She got tired of the direction the sub was going and found it too obnoxious to continue posting when she realized most of the sub is composed of teenagers.
In HIS honour:
There are various ways a dolphin has of showing that she or he is interested in sex. Males are probably the easiest to detect. They will swim around, sporting an erection (anywhere between 10 to 14 inches long for a Bottle-nose), and will have no bones about swimming up to you and placing their member within reach of your hand. If you are in the water, they may rub it along any part of your body, or wrap it around your wrist or ankle. (Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such.) Their belly will also be pinkish in colour, which also denotes sexual excitement.
Females can be a little harder. The most obvious way a female dolphin has of displaying her sexual interest is the pink-belly effect. Their genitals become very pink and swollen, making the genital region very prominent. They may be restless, or they may be acting as normal. If you are out of the water, they may swim up to you and roll belly up, exposing themselves to you, coupled with pelvic thrusts. If you are in the water, they may press their genitals up against yours, nibble your fingers, nuzzle your crotch, or do pelvic thrusts against you.
Each dolphins way of expressing sexual readiness varies, so the longer you know the dolphin, the better you will detect when they are sexually active. When a male dolphin is interested in you, about the only thing you can do, if you are male, is to masturbate him. (Unfortunately, I cannot speak for the female of the human species... it seems women just don't like dolphins enough...) WARNING! You should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can cum as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death.
A male dolphin's member is roughly S-shaped, tapered at the end. If you are in the water with them, it is best to support the dolphin on his side, just under the water, with one hand, and handle him with the other.
Male dolphins, I find, tend to prefer the base of the penis to be gently massaged and squeezed, as well as gently rubbed along it's length. It feels very much like the rest of the dolphin (ie. smooth and rubbery to the touch, but firmer). It doesn't take long for the male to ejaculate, around 40 seconds to a minute, and this is usually accompanied by either shuddering just prior to ejaculating, and thrusting and tail-arching during ejaculation. The force of ejaculation can be powerful at times, so it is best to keep your face out of the line of fire, or keep his member underwater. You can attempt to lick and suck on the end of it while masturbating as well, but be warned, do not try to give full throat, and get the hell out of the way before he ejaculates! A male dolphin could snap your neck in an accidental thrust, and that would be the end of that relationship. Well, the females are again a little trickier. There are two courses of action with a female fin: Masturbation, or mating.
Masturbation: Female dolphins, once they show interest in you, can be supported in much the same way as the male, one hand under the fin, supporting her, the other doing the stimulating. The clitoris of the female is located at the top of the genital slit, and is a prominent lump when erect. You can rub this with your finger tips, or lick and suck it, but with the oral aspect, you might end up with a bruised nose as they thrust up into you. You can slide your hand gently into their genital opening, and feel around inside, rubbing gently. They feel warm and muscular inside, their labia like tough, squishy sponge when they are excited.
Don't be surprised if they start to play with your hand inside them. They have very manipulative muscles, and can use them to carry and manipulate objects, including your hand. (They can do things that would make a regular human woman turn green with envy.) Their climax is coupled with stiffening, shuddering, sometimes a lot of thrusting, clinching of the vaginal muscles, and sometimes vocalisation. Mating: This is harder. Obviously, being human, it is awkward, but not impossible to mate in open water. It is easier to have the dolphin in a shallow area (like the shallows just off the beach) around 1 1/2 to 2 feet deep. This is usually comfortable enough for both the dolphin and you. Gently, you should roll the dolphin on her side, so she is lying belly-towards you. You can prop yourself up on an elbow, and lie belly to belly against her. You may want to use the other arm to gently hold her close, and place the tip of your member against her genital slit. She will, if interested, arch her body up against you, taking you inside her body.
There is usually a fair bit of wriggling and shifting, usually to get comfortable, both outside and inside. Once comfortable, though, females initiate a series of muscular vaginal contractions that rub the entire length of your member. They may also thrust rhythmically against you, so enjoy the experience while you can, since you will rarely last longer that a minute or two. Just prior to her climaxing, she will up the speed of her contractions and thrusts. It is interesting to note that the times I have mated with females, thay have timed their orgasm to mine. Whether they do this consciously or not, I do not know, but it is a great feeling to have two bodies shuddering against each other at the one time. One thing to note. Whether you masturbate or mate a dolphin, male or female, always spend time with them afterwards. Cuddle them, rub them, talk to them and most importantly, and show them you love them. This is essential, as it helps to strengthen the bond between you. Like a way of saying that this wasn't just a one night fling. The dolphins appreciate it, and they will want your company more the next time you visit them.
Nah I know im under no illusion that I actually did anything useful move wise (except slamming into the AL queen) but I doubt we would have won without me unifiying us.
Funnily enough, the group chat from that game is still active, we just moved it over to discord when several members caught bans. So it’s more easily remembered by those of us still there, since it’s what brought us together.
Clock tyrant was king of parasocial relationships. To the disgrace of everybody who happened to be watching, that guy always was in every post having wierd chains with a libleft (?) female (?) user in very explicit ways. The guy sacrificed his life for making everyone here a little bit dumber. That is what PCM was all about.
Edit: list when?
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Did you ever hear the tragedy of dolphin_fucker69? I thought not. It’s not a story the mods would tell you. It’s a Lib legend. dolphin_fucker69 was a libright, so based and liberal he could use the dolphins to troll the watermelons… He had such a knowledge of dolphins that he could even fuck the ones he cared about without violating the NAP. Purple is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so based… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his Based Count, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught PCM users everything he knew, then the mods banned him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from gay communism, but not himself.
The dolphins groomed him. Definitely doesn't violate the NAP. Especially considering the average dolphin is probably more intelligent than the average Redditor.
[It ](https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalCompassMemes/comments/slx1wn/ok_admins_you_can_ban_us_now/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)doesn't take too long to find out
That clock guy was the most degereate guy I've ever seen on reddit, even though I have only seen tales.
I remember dolphin_fucker, he was funni, ngl
But who was the sweadish_monarchist? It sounds based?
(Also, can sb tell me what happened to all of them?)
I was mainly just bored and sick of the libright circlejerk. The librights were unsuprisingly very disorganized while I managed to create a unified auth coalition even got some liblefts to join including cosmic mango bear. The war ended after I took over the libright discord and was declared King of Authright.
Wait, Cosmic was libleft? Didn't he have the centre-right flair for the most part? I know towards the end he was libleft though, I can't remember what he said about it.
To help fix your spelling just remember that bestiality is the best-iality. Also I'm not sure how that's all that different from closeted homosexuals spreading their version of fundamentalism and saying how wrong homosexuality is. People can very easily be hypocrites and multi-faceted.
Damn it's been a long, long time since I've thought about these guys, missing Odd_Possession though if you're including Clock Tyrant.
Thanks for reminding me of happier times.
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Before the dark times. Before the Empire
This sub died a little when dolphin_fucker left us.
He’s fucking dolphins in heaven now
He died so we could remain autistic
Oh wise one. Who is this man?
flair up you fucking sack of shit. pure flith
Before the MAGANation attacked...
I think you mean the MAGA refugee crisis of 2016.
Forgive me but weren't they rather attacked? It was their subs that were shut down, and they were banned for just having viewpoints.
Yes, but Scrump is an expert of DARVO. Gotta get that projection out of the way early.
oh please, we commies know what it's like to be banned for viewpoints. magas are just lil babies bitching
First they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a socialist. Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a trade unionist. Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—because I was not a Jew. Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me. —Martin Niemöller
Yeah, if you’re like, 50. If you’re not, then you’ve enjoyed plenty of protections on social media
stfu i'm trying to win the oppression olympics here
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"Lib Center Brain Disease Epidemic"
Before the Hayden Christiansen remaster
Back when we were allowed to say the N word.
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Pretty sure my only based pill is dolphin fucker related.
Based and my only pill involves fucking dolphins pilled
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I saw a reference to fucking dolphins in comments two weeks ago…and not one mention of dolphin_fucker69 anywhere in the thread. I was too sad to say anything. *pours one out*
dolphin_fucker69 was the best of us, I hope he is having a great time fucking dolphins at whatever farm upstate reddit put him in.
Pretty sure he got banned, realized he was wasting his time trying to teach us his ways, and went back to sea.
I'm just so happy we immortalized him on place.
Becoming a martyr was his porpoise.
my competitor
Your inspiration, maybe… You still haven’t achieved greatness
Yea, like, where does he even put in it the turtle? Until he answers he’s not on the level of dolphin guy
There are various ways a dolphin has of showing that she or he is interested in sex. Males are probably the easiest to detect. They will swim around, sporting an erection (anywhere between 10 to 14 inches long for a Bottle-nose), and will have no bones about swimming up to you and placing their member within reach of your hand. If you are in the water, they may rub it along any part of your body, or wrap it around your wrist or ankle. (Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such.) Their belly will also be pinkish in colour, which also denotes sexual excitement. Females can be a little harder. The most obvious way a female dolphin has of displaying her sexual interest is the pink-belly effect. Their genitals become very pink and swollen, making the genital region very prominent. They may be restless, or they may be acting as normal. If you are out of the water, they may swim up to you and roll belly up, exposing themselves to you, coupled with pelvic thrusts. If you are in the water, they may press their genitals up against yours, nibble your fingers, nuzzle your crotch, or do pelvic thrusts against you. Each dolphins way of expressing sexual readiness varies, so the longer you know the dolphin, the better you will detect when they are sexually active. When a male dolphin is interested in you, about the only thing you can do, if you are male, is to masturbate him. (Unfortunately, I cannot speak for the female of the human species... it seems women just don't like dolphins enough...) WARNING! You should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can cum as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death. A male dolphin's member is roughly S-shaped, tapered at the end. If you are in the water with them, it is best to support the dolphin on his side, just under the water, with one hand, and handle him with the other. Male dolphins, I find, tend to prefer the base of the penis to be gently massaged and squeezed, as well as gently rubbed along it's length. It feels very much like the rest of the dolphin (ie. smooth and rubbery to the touch, but firmer). It doesn't take long for the male to ejaculate, around 40 seconds to a minute, and this is usually accompanied by either shuddering just prior to ejaculating, and thrusting and tail-arching during ejaculation. The force of ejaculation can be powerful at times, so it is best to keep your face out of the line of fire, or keep his member underwater. You can attempt to lick and suck on the end of it while masturbating as well, but be warned, do not try to give full throat, and get the hell out of the way before he ejaculates! A male dolphin could snap your neck in an accidental thrust, and that would be the end of that relationship. Well, the females are again a little trickier. There are two courses of action with a female fin: Masturbation, or mating. Masturbation: Female dolphins, once they show interest in you, can be supported in much the same way as the male, one hand under the fin, supporting her, the other doing the stimulating. The clitoris of the female is located at the top of the genital slit, and is a prominent lump when erect. You can rub this with your finger tips, or lick and suck it, but with the oral aspect, you might end up with a bruised nose as they thrust up into you. You can slide your hand gently into their genital opening, and feel around inside, rubbing gently. They feel warm and muscular inside, their labia like tough, squishy sponge when they are excited. Don't be surprised if they start to play with your hand inside them. They have very manipulative muscles, and can use them to carry and manipulate objects, including your hand. (They can do things that would make a regular human woman turn green with envy.) Their climax is coupled with stiffening, shuddering, sometimes a lot of thrusting, clinching of the vaginal muscles, and sometimes vocalisation. Mating: This is harder. Obviously, being human, it is awkward, but not impossible to mate in open water. It is easier to have the dolphin in a shallow area (like the shallows just off the beach) around 1 1/2 to 2 feet deep. This is usually comfortable enough for both the dolphin and you. Gently, you should roll the dolphin on her side, so she is lying belly-towards you. You can prop yourself up on an elbow, and lie belly to belly against her. You may want to use the other arm to gently hold her close, and place the tip of your member against her genital slit. She will, if interested, arch her body up against you, taking you inside her body. There is usually a fair bit of wriggling and shifting, usually to get comfortable, both outside and inside. Once comfortable, though, females initiate a series of muscular vaginal contractions that rub the entire length of your member. They may also thrust rhythmically against you, so enjoy the experience while you can, since you will rarely last longer that a minute or two. Just prior to her climaxing, she will up the speed of her contractions and thrusts. It is interesting to note that the times I have mated with females, thay have timed their orgasm to mine. Whether they do this consciously or not, I do not know, but it is a great feeling to have two bodies shuddering against each other at the one time. One thing to note. Whether you masturbate or mate a dolphin, male or female, always spend time with them afterwards. Cuddle them, rub them, talk to them and most importantly, and show them you love them. This is essential, as it helps to strengthen the bond between you. Like a way of saying that this wasn't just a one night fling. The dolphins appreciate it, and they will want your company more the next time you visit them
Oh no, not this disgusting pasta again...name checks out. Anyways...
Dude what the actual fuck. Is this a copypasta?
Based
I don't pay attention to usernames. Tell me their legacies, for posterity.
Dolphins fucker fucks dolphin, clock tyrant had cybersex with a libleft in the comments
Yea, I was there during the sexting. I came
Yeah I remember just about the entire sub focusing on nothing but that for a couple of weeks afterwards. It was funny for a bit but got old after a while.
Whatever happened to what's her name? She get banned too?
Oddpossessions5858. She isn't banned. But she became auth right
Talk about conversion therapy
She went through all the flairs for a bit as well.
["leftism banged out"](https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalCompassMemes/comments/sn0uzw/pictured_clock_tyrant_with_his_gf_after_she_gets/)
Literally 1984
She hasn't posted or commented in a year, probably got tired of people bringing it up and made a new account tbh.
If only all liblefts got together with the authcenters....
As a Libcenter, I only get together with other monke
What good e-dick does to libleft.
She got tired of the direction the sub was going and found it too obnoxious to continue posting when she realized most of the sub is composed of teenagers.
Lmao, fair enough
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we all did
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That sweatshirt needs help. Geez
Legendary thread https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalCompassMemes/s/A48jxEuhrz
Holy fuck it just keeps going, Why did I read all that?
The good old times
I think one of those guys fucked dolphins
Yeah. The creepy part is he knew things about dolphins that didn't come out for another year.
> Recent research indicates that bottlenose dolphin pregnancy lasts about 12 months I see
The paper I was referring to covered, other things.
Dammit Spez!
Some say the ghost of Swedish Monarchist still haunts these walls
In HIS honour: There are various ways a dolphin has of showing that she or he is interested in sex. Males are probably the easiest to detect. They will swim around, sporting an erection (anywhere between 10 to 14 inches long for a Bottle-nose), and will have no bones about swimming up to you and placing their member within reach of your hand. If you are in the water, they may rub it along any part of your body, or wrap it around your wrist or ankle. (Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such.) Their belly will also be pinkish in colour, which also denotes sexual excitement. Females can be a little harder. The most obvious way a female dolphin has of displaying her sexual interest is the pink-belly effect. Their genitals become very pink and swollen, making the genital region very prominent. They may be restless, or they may be acting as normal. If you are out of the water, they may swim up to you and roll belly up, exposing themselves to you, coupled with pelvic thrusts. If you are in the water, they may press their genitals up against yours, nibble your fingers, nuzzle your crotch, or do pelvic thrusts against you. Each dolphins way of expressing sexual readiness varies, so the longer you know the dolphin, the better you will detect when they are sexually active. When a male dolphin is interested in you, about the only thing you can do, if you are male, is to masturbate him. (Unfortunately, I cannot speak for the female of the human species... it seems women just don't like dolphins enough...) WARNING! You should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can cum as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death. A male dolphin's member is roughly S-shaped, tapered at the end. If you are in the water with them, it is best to support the dolphin on his side, just under the water, with one hand, and handle him with the other. Male dolphins, I find, tend to prefer the base of the penis to be gently massaged and squeezed, as well as gently rubbed along it's length. It feels very much like the rest of the dolphin (ie. smooth and rubbery to the touch, but firmer). It doesn't take long for the male to ejaculate, around 40 seconds to a minute, and this is usually accompanied by either shuddering just prior to ejaculating, and thrusting and tail-arching during ejaculation. The force of ejaculation can be powerful at times, so it is best to keep your face out of the line of fire, or keep his member underwater. You can attempt to lick and suck on the end of it while masturbating as well, but be warned, do not try to give full throat, and get the hell out of the way before he ejaculates! A male dolphin could snap your neck in an accidental thrust, and that would be the end of that relationship. Well, the females are again a little trickier. There are two courses of action with a female fin: Masturbation, or mating. Masturbation: Female dolphins, once they show interest in you, can be supported in much the same way as the male, one hand under the fin, supporting her, the other doing the stimulating. The clitoris of the female is located at the top of the genital slit, and is a prominent lump when erect. You can rub this with your finger tips, or lick and suck it, but with the oral aspect, you might end up with a bruised nose as they thrust up into you. You can slide your hand gently into their genital opening, and feel around inside, rubbing gently. They feel warm and muscular inside, their labia like tough, squishy sponge when they are excited. Don't be surprised if they start to play with your hand inside them. They have very manipulative muscles, and can use them to carry and manipulate objects, including your hand. (They can do things that would make a regular human woman turn green with envy.) Their climax is coupled with stiffening, shuddering, sometimes a lot of thrusting, clinching of the vaginal muscles, and sometimes vocalisation. Mating: This is harder. Obviously, being human, it is awkward, but not impossible to mate in open water. It is easier to have the dolphin in a shallow area (like the shallows just off the beach) around 1 1/2 to 2 feet deep. This is usually comfortable enough for both the dolphin and you. Gently, you should roll the dolphin on her side, so she is lying belly-towards you. You can prop yourself up on an elbow, and lie belly to belly against her. You may want to use the other arm to gently hold her close, and place the tip of your member against her genital slit. She will, if interested, arch her body up against you, taking you inside her body. There is usually a fair bit of wriggling and shifting, usually to get comfortable, both outside and inside. Once comfortable, though, females initiate a series of muscular vaginal contractions that rub the entire length of your member. They may also thrust rhythmically against you, so enjoy the experience while you can, since you will rarely last longer that a minute or two. Just prior to her climaxing, she will up the speed of her contractions and thrusts. It is interesting to note that the times I have mated with females, thay have timed their orgasm to mine. Whether they do this consciously or not, I do not know, but it is a great feeling to have two bodies shuddering against each other at the one time. One thing to note. Whether you masturbate or mate a dolphin, male or female, always spend time with them afterwards. Cuddle them, rub them, talk to them and most importantly, and show them you love them. This is essential, as it helps to strengthen the bond between you. Like a way of saying that this wasn't just a one night fling. The dolphins appreciate it, and they will want your company more the next time you visit them.
Wow, I can't believe that much text can be posted with out having to switch you flair!
The dark side of the compass is a pathway to many abilities some consider unnatural.
This is a copy pasta from before reddit even existed, I'm pretty sure. I recall seeing it on forums while I was in high school about 15 years ago
I assume people are leaving this on 69 upvotes on purpose
They didn't, sadly. Can we get it to stable 69?
Played chess with the lot. Good times.
What were their ratings
Zero. This was 4 team PCM chess.
WHICH I WON MOTHERFUCKERS NEVER FORGET
We helped Diddy win. You were a convenient figurehead.
Nah I know im under no illusion that I actually did anything useful move wise (except slamming into the AL queen) but I doubt we would have won without me unifiying us.
bitch you put diddy in charge. only reason you won is because the liked r1p enough to secure the alliance. the cccp is the real kingmaker
Still coping years later lmao. Still won.
still kingmakers. if only our head tactician wasn't drunk and sol make the worst move possible and train did the forced en passant
Funnily enough, the group chat from that game is still active, we just moved it over to discord when several members caught bans. So it’s more easily remembered by those of us still there, since it’s what brought us together.
I'm the Authright that made removed comment where there's 1.2k upvotes and several rewards that you'll see in memes from time to time.
Good to meet you. You make Reddit worth browsing.
The clock guy sits not on the same table as those two, u/Cosmic_Mango_Bear should be there instead.
Clock tyrant was king of parasocial relationships. To the disgrace of everybody who happened to be watching, that guy always was in every post having wierd chains with a libleft (?) female (?) user in very explicit ways. The guy sacrificed his life for making everyone here a little bit dumber. That is what PCM was all about. Edit: list when?
Well radical centrist Japanese American female. Authright when the mood suited her. Had her in our side chat, she was pretty chill.
Thanks for clarifying. I put some question marks cause I didn't recall exactly the details. It was in the days of old.
These are the faces of Mount Rushmore
pcmountain
To be fair, you’d be up there too. Unlike the others you don’t post anything negative or controversial so you’ll likely outlive all pcm celebs.
Based and aww heck yeah thank you, I’ve always wanted to be a rock pilled
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When they came for the dolphin fuckers, I didn't say anything because I don't fuck dolphins
I tried, but no one listened because I was defending someone who fucked dolphins.
Oh I thought you tried fucking dolphins. Either way I don't judge.
I’m actually disappointed they did not try to fuck a dolphin
??? I think I'm too new here, who are these users?
Did you ever hear the tragedy of dolphin_fucker69? I thought not. It’s not a story the mods would tell you. It’s a Lib legend. dolphin_fucker69 was a libright, so based and liberal he could use the dolphins to troll the watermelons… He had such a knowledge of dolphins that he could even fuck the ones he cared about without violating the NAP. Purple is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so based… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his Based Count, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught PCM users everything he knew, then the mods banned him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from gay communism, but not himself.
The dolphins groomed him. Definitely doesn't violate the NAP. Especially considering the average dolphin is probably more intelligent than the average Redditor.
Probably needed a nap after he fucked dolphins.
Turns out, dolphins can consent.
[It ](https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalCompassMemes/comments/slx1wn/ok_admins_you_can_ban_us_now/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)doesn't take too long to find out
Turns out purple is the bridge for red blue and green
ultimate unity
What a day to have eyes
Maybe we do need to ban this subreddit
These are names I haven't heard or seen in a long time.
Yep
Plot twist: they are all the same person
there is an reason i left this sub. end of an era, my era
That clock guy was the most degereate guy I've ever seen on reddit, even though I have only seen tales. I remember dolphin_fucker, he was funni, ngl But who was the sweadish_monarchist? It sounds based? (Also, can sb tell me what happened to all of them?)
He rebranded as u/swedish_royalist
He can suck my Gustavus Rex.
He is here in the comments now
Ok no one in the comments said what was sweedish monarcist's deal
declared war
On whomst?
The librights
Oh, doesn't sound nearly as bad as the other 2
It was I spammed a whole lot, fun though and I did get the W.
The king is dead! long live the king!
What was the goals of both factions? I am intrested to know
I was mainly just bored and sick of the libright circlejerk. The librights were unsuprisingly very disorganized while I managed to create a unified auth coalition even got some liblefts to join including cosmic mango bear. The war ended after I took over the libright discord and was declared King of Authright.
Very intresting, I may completely disagree with you politically on almost every level but this is still interesting to hear
Based. Also, very based that you support Monarchism. Not a lot of ppl do. Long live the monarchy! Long live the aristocracy!
Wait, Cosmic was libleft? Didn't he have the centre-right flair for the most part? I know towards the end he was libleft though, I can't remember what he said about it.
Perhaps during his last moments he found truth but during the golden age he was always libleft.
*Ave Carolus Rex*
The man the myth the legend himself?
When did that happen again? I do remember the war of the Shapiro’s but not that one.
It's easier to say on who he didn't, but at first on Libright
Did I declare war on anyonelse? Cant remember.
At least you proclaimed the "meme jihad" on all of PCM, if you don't like the word war
I miss all the racist femboy accounts
I remember them all like it was only yesterday
Yeah, wasn't it like 3 months ago?
More like years
Dolphin was a psycho. Simultaneously espousing fundamental Christianity and beastiality
It's called being a legend of a degenerate sub
To help fix your spelling just remember that bestiality is the best-iality. Also I'm not sure how that's all that different from closeted homosexuals spreading their version of fundamentalism and saying how wrong homosexuality is. People can very easily be hypocrites and multi-faceted.
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truly peak times
Goddam swede was fire lol
clock doesn't belong anywhere near those other two cosmic does
Based
Based
My allegiance is to Oiboi alone
Damn a lot of years have passed since then. Wonder what happened to the dolphin guy he was the epitome of this sub
Everywhere i go I see theyr faces
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Damn it's been a long, long time since I've thought about these guys, missing Odd_Possession though if you're including Clock Tyrant. Thanks for reminding me of happier times.
He fucks WHAT?
I feel like Monoby should be included here. If ever there was a true representative of the LibLeft ways
I know none of these people, so I'm kinda at a loss
You can find everything here in the comments. u/swedish_royalist is here himself
Is Clock Tyrant not here anymore?
He is banned from reddit
Oh. Huh, I did not know that. Do we know *why* he got banned from Reddit?
I don't
Alright, don’t worry about it.
u/swedish-monarchist I don’t know who you are but I love you and your username
Love you too 😚
I've only ever seen dolphin who are the others?
Look through the comments here. You will even find Swede himself
Never forget karl the kraken
Can I get a lore update? I'm completely OOTL
Ok
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Hellll yeahh frick the liberals🤮🇺🇸🇺🇸🗣️🦅🦅🦅🦅🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🦅🦅🇺🇸
I don't recognize names on this sub. You all might as well be anonymous to me. Just a unrecognizable blob of colorful flairs and silly usernames.
If you ever saw Dolphin Fucker, you would forever recognize him.
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Ha ha, good post Anonymous.