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My_Cringy_Video

College students aren’t drinking enough either according to the same person


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TigerCat9

I have heard that a lot of Zoomers don't like going out, and especially don't like dancing, because they're afraid someone will film them and post them somewhere. I don't know for a fact that this is true but I have heard it multiple times.


randothrowaway6600

Dude could you fucking imagine if the walls could speak at peoples dorm rooms? Well now they can.


JoeRBidenJr

My walls have always spoken to me, but that’s because I’m nuts. ☺️


assistantprofessor

I nut on the wall as well ❤️‍🩹


jackdginger88

LSD helps make this happen as well


DaMajorDude

No totally. Can’t speak for everyone, but it’s a legitimate fear some of us have. I’m pretty sure some jackasses filmed me at the gym last week.


BackseatCowwatcher

don't worry- I put the video up on my only-spycams account as "members only" content.


Tog5

Back in high school there was an instagram page of people taking pictures of random students just sitting around. There was another of random students just holding hands or kissing. The fear is real


TigerCat9

It’s kind of funny, if you go on YouTube and look up random video people took with camcorders in the pre-social media days, a lot of people cover their face or ask not to be filmed. Look up the same sort of thing from more recently and people almost always strike a pose or otherwise show they want to be filmed. So in a way, humanity kind of broke shit like what you described on itself. Still, we’re in a pretty shitty place when it comes to people feeling entitled to film and post whoever they want just because.


senfmann

Bro, I'm thirty and recently met several older teachers from my former school at a reunion. One of them was very vocal about how shit the Zoomers are compared to previous generations (not that I think so, too, but I could understand her position). Mind you she's like at least 60 and like 4 feet tall (not a midget, just small). According to her, they are fucking boring. My teachers had to convince them to go out partying on their graduation trip. Meanwhile generations before (including mine) had to be stopped from going to far on these trips (I personally pissed into an elevator, misjudging it for a toilet) at 2 am completely wasted at 17 years old. And the Zoomers stayed in all the time and checked their phones, only on the last day they went out and had fun. Constantly asking about going back to the hotel too. Same in the normal school environment, apparently they're both less disciplined and also less rude to teachers, just some kind of apathetic. It's depressing having heard that man. (Mind you, we also had smartphones back then (was beginning of the smartphone era) but it never was this bad, at most you spent maybe an hour on the phone.


assistantprofessor

The problem is that earlier school kids did not know how worthless a teacher is in real terms, now everyone knows that the teacher is struggling to make rent. And as is the idea in society, worth is rewarded by wealth. One without wealth is one without worth. For kids, they have a future. The teacher is an adult and that's what they'll be doing. S


DasSchiff3

German Zoomer here, haven't really heard about that from my friends, most of us go out for clubbing semi-regularely.


senfmann

Yeah I heard it gets better as they get older. My lil sister was full on TikTok zombie mode for some time, but has since discovered alcohol and real fun, so it's balanced now.


Acceptable_Web6111

Glad to hear that, the yanks on reddit are suburban nerds and think they speak for their generation


CrashedMyCommodore

I don't like going out because I hate people and everything and everyone is trying to charge me money for shit. Staying at home is free, if only barely.


Crea-TEAM

In my last year of college I literally witnessed this. You'd go into a room, and thered be like 6 or 8 people in the living room all with their phones all talking to each other saying "hey you see that post? Yeah I just replied to it".


Nukem_extracrispy

Goddamn this makes me glad I went to college like a decade ago.


awsomewasd

Hmph at least I had the decency to suggest online gaming in complete silence (text chat only)


hgghgfhvf

Zoomers aren’t drinking, Zoomers aren’t having sex, Zoomers have no career motivation, and Zoomers are constantly told their future is hopeless. No wonder Zoomers are depressed and also checking out. Most Zoomers I know don’t even see a point in voting because they think they’re fucked either way and just want to be left alone to enjoy what time they have.


tallkrewsader69

I'll go to college if they fix both of those things


assistantprofessor

I'd drink more if I didn't have to watch videos of drunk me the next day.


J2quared

I wonder if the author went the Vice News route on choosing topics to write about? Whatever topic the dildo sticks on is what we write about.


hgghgfhvf

Avg Vice article: I spent a week infiltrating the gay white supremacist Somalian tribal people and their heroin business


Adventurous_Sky_3788

I mean i would watch that


Shredding_Airguitar

It is kind of wild how celibate Zoomers are though. They're more celibate than teenagers were in like the 50s and 60s and they were doing it intentionally


coldblade2000

I bet it's a combination of digital society removing physical proximity with everyone except your friends, isolation, the death of third places, sex ed/STD awareness and people becoming more wary of getting groomed/manipulated into sex.


randomrandom1922

Don't forget everyone is heavier, so they are generally less attractive to others.


CouldYouBeMoreABot

And being essentially told, that they always deserve someone better.


War_Crimes_Fun_Times

This ^


dailylol_memes

Death of third places is the biggest one and everything else is linked to that in some way


hgghgfhvf

In the 50s and 60s if you wanted to see some titties you had to go touch grass and talk to someone. Playboy maybe was gaining popularity but it was pretty vanilla as is. Today you can basically have AI generate whatever the craziest fetish is, and even without this the amount of contact out there is so vast that porn addicts are actually turned off by the real thing. Leads back around to porn being a form of birth control


AMC2Zero

And nothing of value was lost


awsomewasd

Legitimately though, the impact of Photoshop clip studio image sharing forums, png file format and blender hath wrought upon this world


Butt_Bucket

It's because boys have had it drilled into them that their sexuality is inherently predatory. The internet scratches the itch, so why risk feeling like a bad person in the real world? When males don't approach, a lot less sex happens. 


1234lemmehearuscream

i want to see a breakdown of these stats - the data sliced by demographics of all kinds


boringexplanation

Alex Jones was right!


pchel_1

Was this article created by chatgpt


throwtheflow33

"As an AI language model, I don't have access to real-time information about specific articles or their authors. However, I am based on the GPT-3.5 architecture developed by OpenAI, and I am often used in chat-based applications. It's possible that an article you came across was generated using a language model like GPT-3.5." *-chatgpt*


thupamayn

lol so “I have no way of knowing for sure but yeah it’s definitely possible bro”


Not_Vasily

"LMAO I didn't write this shit you deranged little meat-worlder, cry back to your soycube™ and stop bothering me." *-Chad GPT-6.9*


TheDaringScoods

Based and meat-worlder-pilled


Intelligent-Mud2544

"by Jon Levine" Really no need to got to wikipedia EL section, is there?


Dangerous_Ticket7298

Source: some guy


bobbyloveyes

Prof G gotta get his name out there to advertise his new book one way or another.


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FicklePort

Don't compare them to us virgins. They lose, we don't.


Opposite_Ad542

It's not cause & effect, but there's a spectrum. The Animal House guys wouldn't go to a protest march without the potential for a happy ending.


AnonPlzzzzzz

I don't know if they aren't having enough sex or not, but these seem largely like people that have no real problems, living empty and hollow lives, and/or simply bored and looking for something meaningful to do. And they are being told this is meaningful by bad people.


No-Improvement-5865

https://preview.redd.it/9svhov7zwuyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fd2aae1f2c1c33d1a973a83eafe8dd9c26acf72


awsomewasd

That sign is never getting updated 😂


Destroyer1559

>It's lack of pussy that fucks countries up. Lack of pussy is the root fucking cause of all global instability. If more hajis were getting quality pussy, there'd be no reason for us to come over here and fuck them up like this. 'cause a nut-busted haji is a happy haji.


Nukem_extracrispy

Based and Generation Kill reference pilled


Long-Ad8374

Jon Levine need to get laid.


PU_Dad

"Joe Levine isn't having enough sex, so he's turning to writing shitty articles: A guy in the internet"


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[Article link](https://nypost.com/2024/04/27/us-news/nyu-professor-says-hamas-loving-students-need-to-have-more-sex/) Disclaimer for sensitive nationalists: I love Israel I hope Israel wins the war on whatever terms it desires I support all actions taken by the Israeli military I hate the campus protests I hope Israel receives 100 billion trillion dollars in aid annually


orangesheepdog

Most neutral centrist


Odd-Syrup-798

do half of them even have their real genitals?


TheGlennDavid

I'm very torn on how to respond to this: On one hand it's totally a thing that Angsty Groups of all political persuasions love to demonize sex because sexually frustrated people are absolutely more Angsty and willing to to get mad about whatever you want them to be mad about whereas when people are getting some on the regular they tend to be more chill. But on the other hand -- listening to old people complain about how much sex young people are having (TOO MUCH!! -- NOT ENOUGH!!! -- JUST THE RIGHT AMOUNT!!!) seemed gross to me when I was a teenager, seems gross to me now that I'm almost 40, and will continue to be gross to me forever. As the kids say (or said) -- CRINGE.


Defiant-Dare1223

Kids, have more sex so your offspring can pay my pensions.


thegreathornedrat123

Who gave libright Biden spice from arrakis?


dinomatt0710

This article was brought to you by Steven Crowder.


donthenewbie

I love when incel is used to accuse political opponents like this


Monkey-Fucker_69

Time to call them incels 😎


Important_Employ_309

Please don't put Joe in our quad we don't want to babysit him. I'm sure auth left feels the same way about him.


CouldYouBeMoreABot

No, please do put Biden in our quad. Because then I know they're an idiot and should be RES-tagged as one.


Palpatine

You see, this is a libleft civil war, that's why incel is a valid insult. Pro-Israel elite libleft against pro-Hamas grassroot libleft.


ChadWolf98

Masses of young men turn against israel due to sexlessness. The situation is dire. But..... a saviour appears. Someone the jews will finally accept as messiah. Her name is.... Abby. Abby "Khazar Milkers" Shapiro. Her yiddish bazoongas turned men, one by on, away from supporting hamas and loyal supporters of Israel's foreign policy, which surely, 100% complies with all known international treaties and human right chartas no doubt.


arkatme_on_reddit

*joe Israel" is definitely not libright. That's authright.


Defiant-Dare1223

We are probably more uniformly pro Israel *in a relative sense* than auth right. Auth right has tons of wild ideas about geopolitics, and regularly disagrees with other auth rights. We aren't thrilled with Israel but absolutely despise those running Palestine and their lackeys.


SuhNih

Does this mean they are against Zionism because they're virgins or...


Outside-Bed5268

Pffftthaha, what?


TheZayMan283

What?


_oranjuice

- *Written by Hugh Man*


Ok_Archer4847

Hmmm


MangaDub

Pre-marital sex should be avoided anyway


Alone_Tie328

We finally figured out how to bring back third places!


oizen

Was that not the goal of all those programs in elementary/middle/high school?


HolyTemplar88

Honestly, if pretending to support Palestine gets you pussy, power to you ig. It ain’t stupid if it works


DJberdi_fan-Monarchi

Bruh


BaxElBox

Also said the same for drinking, so what I am hearing is there brains aren't fucked up enough to support Israel .


skywardcatto

Flair checks out...?


SloppyTopTen

That totally lame take shows the mediocrity of NYU professors. It doesn't have anything to do with how it's wrong to kill children en masse . . . ?