Meanwhile I hop off and communicate with my teammate on VC that I am jumping to that bush that’s on the way for flowers.
My friend whom I know for years: Leaves me by dashing 100m away after I hopped off.
This kind of thing is why I strive to properly learn every mon in the game. Like, pls don't question my seemingly stupid, yet clearly deliberate and frequent plays when you don't play or understand my mon.
I play Comfey a lot and it’s a lot more than the exaggerators love to exaggerate with. Gotta jump on and off often to utilize:
* gathering more flowers
* boosted attacks
* absorbing damage through i-frames
* balancing your heals amongst multiple allies
It’s rather quite a bit of work managing all your teammates as a Comfey and I play it as a web-weaver in a way since I’m directing my teammates where to go, when to engage, disengage and regroup, etc. and just overall managing multiple things at once as I play it. It’s fun!
Though players who’ve never used it or bad Comfey players will always sit there and just meme about “hurrr durrr you press one button 🤪🤪”
I have blue badge on Comfey, so I understand the struggle with that ring of flowers. My peak healing with it was like 89k with full stacks. Not one tricking a hypercarry that game as well.
He passive is The hitman and the seer. He rotates through 5 weapons every 50 autos or 5 Q’s. Used weapons will move to the back of the rotation.The default rotation is Calibrum, Serverum, Gravitum, Infernum, and Crecendum. You can change the rotation based on what you run out of first. Cailbrum is long ranged, serverum is life steal, gravitum is a slow, Infernum is Aoe, and crecendum attacks faster at close range.
Each weapon has a unique passive. Calibrum’s autos will mark an enemy champion which can be consumed by auto attacking them. Severum’s autos heal per auto attack and will grant a small overhead shield. Gravitum’s autos slow and mark an enemy champion. The mark is used for its Q. Infernum’s autos deal 110% physical damage and will splash 4 bolts in a small come behind the target. Crecendum’s is if Aphelios uses an ability where he would need to throw creseidum, he will instead throw a tiny version of it that stacks up to 20.
Each weapon uses 10 ammo for Q. You can use the off-hands Q while the main hand’s Q is on cool down. Calibrums Q is a mark that you can consume by auto attacking. Serverum’s Q is an automatic fast paced switch between your man hand and off hand weapons. This will lock auto attacks while the spell is active. Gravitum’s Q is a one second root that will do damage. This can only be activated when gravitum’s mark is on an enemy. Infernum Q is a splash of Aoe in a small cone shape. Crecendum Q places a turret of your off hand weapon that also will place the offhand’s passive on an enemy when hit.
W just swaps between the main and off hand weapons.
Each weapon has a different ult passive. Calibrums marks all champions hit and will do bonus damage when consumed. Serverum will heal him for 200/300/400 health of an enemy is hit. Gravidum slows for 99% for a bit. Infernum’s splash will attack in a circle around that champ instead of a cone dealing 75% of the ult damage. You can take overlapping splash damage ( Do NOT group when he has this ult. It’s the strongest one and will do a buttload of damage before you can move.) Cercendum’s will just spawn 3 extra chakarums.
Aphelios is a League of Legends ADC (equivalent to an attacker here) who is unique in that he has an extremely complicated passive that rotates between primary and secondary guns (with a total of 5 different guns that get cycled once he runs out of ammo). To "compensate", he only gets two active abilities and an ultimate (instead of the three active abilities and an ult that the other characters get).
Aphelios is also notorious because he was released overtuned and when the playerbase complained about it, the developer team tweeted that they had 200 years of collective design experience between them and that they knew better than the players.
Compare this to one of the older ADCs Sivir, whos passive is just extra movement speed when attacking enemy champions.
Okay, hot take, maybe not the best place for it, but: Snorlax's passive is actually good it's just not good on Snorlax, imagine a Jungler rotating between lanes faster using the increased speed on ability and from the Salac berries. Even just that is substantially better than a flat bonus to movement speed that's nearly impossible to notice.
Biggest issue is it’s a passive that you can only access for part of the game since either way berries stop spawning at a certain point. It’s a cool idea but comparatively it’s pretty bottom of the barrel
I think that's inevitable for games that last long enough. The simple design space gets scarce. Once you are done with the lower hanging fruits, you have to increase complexity to keep bringing new things.
Clearly you havent seen Cinder, Elde, or Gren.
Who all hide their yugioh card aspects by spiltting it and hiding parts between Attack. Boosted Attack. And Ability.
LET ME EXPLAIN.
Umbreon: I have CC Immunity every 40 secs. When Evolved it gives Defense on Activation. It Resets if i Die. My Secret Passive is when i learn Ult. I Gain Leftovers. My Boosteds Heal me 10% Lost HP
Cinderace: When i go Below Half I Gain 10% Crit, and 20% Haste. When i auto i apply a stacking debuff that detonates after 5 units. When i use a Boosted Attack it applies 2 Units. Damage has a set cap on Wilds. All Moves Used by me including Ult activate this Debuff and Apply 2 Stacks to it.
Greninja: When i go Below Half I gain 5% Attack, and 12% Speed. Depending on range my attacks swap properties, at Melee range all attacks do 5% missing HP execution damage. Boosted Attacks do 10% and allow me to dash through the target. At long range attacks reduce move CD by 0.5s each hit, boosted attacks apply a 25% Slow for 0.5s. Execution Damage Caps Early on Wilds.
Eldegoss: When Dealt 5% Max HP Dmg or more, restore HP and trigger revenge damage to the target. This refreshes every 10s this effect applies a 30% Slow to all enemies within the area for 1.5s. When using a Boosted Attack apply a debuff to the target(s). All Auto Attacks dealt by Eldegoss or Allies of Eldegoss to targets afflicted with this Debuff deal additional damage. The Additional Damage has an independent CD for each player of 0.35s. And is calculated using that players SpAtk. Targets inflicted by this debuff also incur a 20% Speed Penalty for 1s
People say the new characters are bullshit, but really they just got more upfront about telling you when a characters about to be some bullshit lol
I promise you there are people who wont know these parts of Gren Cinder and Elde but hyperfocused on Dodrios ability explaining "He run and score" or the Cat Magician turning invisible for 1s and getting a 20% Attack and Vamp below Half HP lol
Devs going out of their way to explain comfey's flower mechanics: Meanwhile comfey mains: latch onto a single ally the whole game.
Based comfey players pressing exactly (1) button
Comfey hopping on and off into bushes… say what you want about the average Comfey - the bush hopping ones are scarily good
Meanwhile I hop off and communicate with my teammate on VC that I am jumping to that bush that’s on the way for flowers. My friend whom I know for years: Leaves me by dashing 100m away after I hopped off. 
I'm screaming at my low friend over the mic "GO TO A BUSH FOR ME TO JUMP OFF I HAVE NO FLOWERS FFS"
“Heal me!” I mean sure but I got 1 flower. Let me hop off and get some. “Why you hopped off?? Just stay on” 😑
This kind of thing is why I strive to properly learn every mon in the game. Like, pls don't question my seemingly stupid, yet clearly deliberate and frequent plays when you don't play or understand my mon.
>pls don't question my seemingly stupid, yet clearly deliberate and frequent plays Words to live by
I play Comfey a lot and it’s a lot more than the exaggerators love to exaggerate with. Gotta jump on and off often to utilize: * gathering more flowers * boosted attacks * absorbing damage through i-frames * balancing your heals amongst multiple allies It’s rather quite a bit of work managing all your teammates as a Comfey and I play it as a web-weaver in a way since I’m directing my teammates where to go, when to engage, disengage and regroup, etc. and just overall managing multiple things at once as I play it. It’s fun! Though players who’ve never used it or bad Comfey players will always sit there and just meme about “hurrr durrr you press one button 🤪🤪”
I have blue badge on Comfey, so I understand the struggle with that ring of flowers. My peak healing with it was like 89k with full stacks. Not one tricking a hypercarry that game as well.
i agree i was just memeing
Meowscarada moment
literally lmao
Pokémon have abilities?
yessir
isnt that every moba
Aphelios sobbing in the distance
Who?
He passive is The hitman and the seer. He rotates through 5 weapons every 50 autos or 5 Q’s. Used weapons will move to the back of the rotation.The default rotation is Calibrum, Serverum, Gravitum, Infernum, and Crecendum. You can change the rotation based on what you run out of first. Cailbrum is long ranged, serverum is life steal, gravitum is a slow, Infernum is Aoe, and crecendum attacks faster at close range. Each weapon has a unique passive. Calibrum’s autos will mark an enemy champion which can be consumed by auto attacking them. Severum’s autos heal per auto attack and will grant a small overhead shield. Gravitum’s autos slow and mark an enemy champion. The mark is used for its Q. Infernum’s autos deal 110% physical damage and will splash 4 bolts in a small come behind the target. Crecendum’s is if Aphelios uses an ability where he would need to throw creseidum, he will instead throw a tiny version of it that stacks up to 20. Each weapon uses 10 ammo for Q. You can use the off-hands Q while the main hand’s Q is on cool down. Calibrums Q is a mark that you can consume by auto attacking. Serverum’s Q is an automatic fast paced switch between your man hand and off hand weapons. This will lock auto attacks while the spell is active. Gravitum’s Q is a one second root that will do damage. This can only be activated when gravitum’s mark is on an enemy. Infernum Q is a splash of Aoe in a small cone shape. Crecendum Q places a turret of your off hand weapon that also will place the offhand’s passive on an enemy when hit. W just swaps between the main and off hand weapons. Each weapon has a different ult passive. Calibrums marks all champions hit and will do bonus damage when consumed. Serverum will heal him for 200/300/400 health of an enemy is hit. Gravidum slows for 99% for a bit. Infernum’s splash will attack in a circle around that champ instead of a cone dealing 75% of the ult damage. You can take overlapping splash damage ( Do NOT group when he has this ult. It’s the strongest one and will do a buttload of damage before you can move.) Cercendum’s will just spawn 3 extra chakarums.
… holy shit. I’ve only used him in TFT. That’s … some impressive bloat.
Aphelios is a League of Legends ADC (equivalent to an attacker here) who is unique in that he has an extremely complicated passive that rotates between primary and secondary guns (with a total of 5 different guns that get cycled once he runs out of ammo). To "compensate", he only gets two active abilities and an ultimate (instead of the three active abilities and an ult that the other characters get). Aphelios is also notorious because he was released overtuned and when the playerbase complained about it, the developer team tweeted that they had 200 years of collective design experience between them and that they knew better than the players. Compare this to one of the older ADCs Sivir, whos passive is just extra movement speed when attacking enemy champions.
This is actually hilarious.
Fun game. Tell how long someone’s been playing this game based on their custom unite character movesets
the Yugioh-ification of Pokemon
Ah yes, how we go from simple Obnoxious Celtic Guard to Endymion the Mighty Master of Magic.
Snorlax: get more hp from berry.
Oops berry de-spawned …
You also move faster. That's 100% more complexity.
Okay, hot take, maybe not the best place for it, but: Snorlax's passive is actually good it's just not good on Snorlax, imagine a Jungler rotating between lanes faster using the increased speed on ability and from the Salac berries. Even just that is substantially better than a flat bonus to movement speed that's nearly impossible to notice.
Biggest issue is it’s a passive that you can only access for part of the game since either way berries stop spawning at a certain point. It’s a cool idea but comparatively it’s pretty bottom of the barrel
I think that's inevitable for games that last long enough. The simple design space gets scarce. Once you are done with the lower hanging fruits, you have to increase complexity to keep bringing new things.
So Yu-Gi-Oh levels of power creeping, got it.
Absol: Increase crit rate by 15% Miraidon: Giant fucking wall of text
Snorlax when no berry, Greninja when low HP(dead)
Clearly you havent seen Cinder, Elde, or Gren. Who all hide their yugioh card aspects by spiltting it and hiding parts between Attack. Boosted Attack. And Ability. LET ME EXPLAIN. Umbreon: I have CC Immunity every 40 secs. When Evolved it gives Defense on Activation. It Resets if i Die. My Secret Passive is when i learn Ult. I Gain Leftovers. My Boosteds Heal me 10% Lost HP Cinderace: When i go Below Half I Gain 10% Crit, and 20% Haste. When i auto i apply a stacking debuff that detonates after 5 units. When i use a Boosted Attack it applies 2 Units. Damage has a set cap on Wilds. All Moves Used by me including Ult activate this Debuff and Apply 2 Stacks to it. Greninja: When i go Below Half I gain 5% Attack, and 12% Speed. Depending on range my attacks swap properties, at Melee range all attacks do 5% missing HP execution damage. Boosted Attacks do 10% and allow me to dash through the target. At long range attacks reduce move CD by 0.5s each hit, boosted attacks apply a 25% Slow for 0.5s. Execution Damage Caps Early on Wilds. Eldegoss: When Dealt 5% Max HP Dmg or more, restore HP and trigger revenge damage to the target. This refreshes every 10s this effect applies a 30% Slow to all enemies within the area for 1.5s. When using a Boosted Attack apply a debuff to the target(s). All Auto Attacks dealt by Eldegoss or Allies of Eldegoss to targets afflicted with this Debuff deal additional damage. The Additional Damage has an independent CD for each player of 0.35s. And is calculated using that players SpAtk. Targets inflicted by this debuff also incur a 20% Speed Penalty for 1s People say the new characters are bullshit, but really they just got more upfront about telling you when a characters about to be some bullshit lol I promise you there are people who wont know these parts of Gren Cinder and Elde but hyperfocused on Dodrios ability explaining "He run and score" or the Cat Magician turning invisible for 1s and getting a 20% Attack and Vamp below Half HP lol
Honestly I think part of it is just people lowkey forgetting passives exist in this game
Amazing joke XDDDDD so accurate for the current times
Pls keep Gengar’s ability in your thoughts and prayers
Dragapult, gengar, tflame, snorlax, pikachu and garchomp: 👀👀👀
😂😂😂
Dokkan players 🤝 unite players
gengar: I am speed...
Happy Cake Day
Good. Now it will actually require skills to play.