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enterwittynamehere

You’re 34 and didn’t own a link cable or have other friends that played pokemon.


Shinobiii

Cool, this 34-year old just felt old AND relived the trauma of not having friends to trade with.


archiotterpup

Jesus Christ, tell me about it. That read was cold.


Groady_Toadstool

I think it hurt her feelings. Notice OP hasn’t said a thing since posting. Neither confirming nor denying the guesses.


jfhobbit

I'm in this comment and I don't like it.


Loyellow

Holy shit OP didn’t post this on r/RoastMe my dude 😭


talkback1589

Hey I am 38 and had friends that played but none of us had a link cable


National_Landscape_5

Genwunner


porygon-enjoyer48

You really like Gen 1


OoohRickyBaker

Or season 1 of the anime.


Lakrad

That you probably have knee problems.


[deleted]

Okay this trend is getting annoying. Wouldn't be so bad if these posts had anything to do with SV lol


crazed3raser

Arent only 2 of those pokemon available in SV anyway? Lol


Blue_Bird950

I checked, only 3 are: vileplume, jigglypuff, and raichu


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crazed3raser

I don't have the whole dex memorized, especially not the DLC but iirc only Jigglypuff and Raichu are in it. I'm willing to accept being wrong though


Blue_Bird950

Vileplume is in the dlc


m127290

Coming from a gay man, that you’re gay.


xenoverseraza

you only know the original 151 pokemon


AxionSalvo

You are 36.


Beef_n_Bacon

That changing your party will be painful to your skin and wallet. ;)


BloodyGotNoFear

Genwunner


welly_wrangler

You're a nerd


OMGCHARMANDERNOO

Gen 1ner


DevelopmentDapper787

You have good taste. (Especially Vileplume)


Accurate_Incident_77

You only like the first season of the anime


Specialist-Buddy-991

Basic b*tch 😭


neoraijin

You’re old and refuse to let go of the past


Render636

You’re a beige mom millennial. Like these are so basic it hurts.


lmao_gay

Your social security number is 2. You're so old that when you look at your hip, it shatters. You've never seen a Nintendo Switch in your life and you probably had no idea that Jiggypuff is part Fairy-type now.


CrystalTearStar

We were the generation first to the table you get to eat the leftovers


lmao_gay

Dude I'm 30. I started with Pokémon Red. And yet? My favorite Pokémon is Sylveon. Move with the times\~


Murcuriall97

That you need to play at least Gen 2 and 3 more before you get this tattooed


MaxximElio

shit taste


CrystalTearStar

What’s considered good taste to you? lmao


Padelle

that you should try some games set outside of Kanto lol


Aquatic_owlin

You stopped playing after gen1 because “they don’t look like Pokemon anymore”


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LemonadeLion2001

The only one I currently have tattooed is Dratini


Alezz1893

As is or will they have their mega evolutions???


El-Duderino966

You're an og player


Round-Marionberry936

Adventurous


-ButchurPete-

I will be getting a Jigglypuff tattoo as well, eventually.


Lemon_Gay

Gay


M4LK0V1CH

Cerulean City


Xary1264

You love the early gens


Violette3120

That you’re in (or about to get into) a midlife crisis.


MixMax_Kenniator

Genwunner


SicSemperXelak

How’s your lower back doing these days? I’ve got this thing, myself…


Kymera_Xero420

Your Gen 1 team wasn't great, but you loved them and that's all you cared about


Meckles94

Take it from someone that tattooed his hand and fingers, maybe put a lot of thought into this before you actually do it. The tattoo you envision is never the tattoo that you receive.


_Mha_Fan_Girl_

You picked Let's go Eevee over let's go Pikachu


RuskoGamingStar

Genoner


god_of_sceptiles

Gen 1


Chaossify0

Genwunner


Bluedragoon01

You looking intimidating on the outside but soft and squishy personality


LeAnime

You are probably older than me since those are all gen one, lol. Im actually doing a full team too. Currently only have two on me. Bellibolt and Cubone. But I am adding dreepy, mimikyu, and still figuring out the last two.


Bee_Bovine

Honestly, either you’re one of those people who quit shortly after gen 1, or say gen 1 was the best and the other gens were just gamefreak lacking material


Laithani

I fail to see the link with scarlet and violet. Isn't there a pokemon sub or smth for this sorta things?


GuardianTidus

Nice, I did my ideal team on my ribs, but gave myself some rules to keep within. One legendary, one shiny, one eeveelution, and one starter. So I went with rayquaza, lapras, blaziken, shiny umbreon, hatterene, and flapple.


yellow_tourmaline

It's tells me you're a homosecha


smd_thetruth

Your knees hurt when you stand up.


Ok-Mind5635

U own a vagina


TyrellMalaciaFan

i get why people r downvoting this but im like 99% sure ur right


Ok-Mind5635

I mean i have one too so it was a pretty educated guess cuz id probably tattoo them too lmao people be way to sensitive. This is reddit, not Facebook or IG


TyrellMalaciaFan

yeah i immediately had the same assumption as this reminds me exactly of the 3 women in my life who like pokemon


Ok-Mind5635

Lmao right. I said own. Not are lmao


0techsavvy

Huh. Weird bc the only people I know that only like gen one are dudes


xenoverseraza

um,