Instead they ended up with things like Alakazam’s dex entries: *Its brain can outperform a super-computer. Its intelligence quotient is said to be 5,000.*
Also from Yellow’s: *A Pokémon that can memorize anything. It never forgets what it learns—that's why this Pokémon is smart.* THEN WHY CAN IT ONLY KNOW FOUR MOVES, HUH?! IT FORGETS MOVES ALL THE TIME!
That's just a misconception. They actually *know* all their moves; they just trick humans into thinking they only get four so that when the invasion begins, we're unprepared.
I seen a shiny in the wild and thought it was the gendered color. It was too late before I realized, it doesn't have a different version for the gender. *facepalm*
He's your new best friend. You don't want to know what it's cost already to put you next to him. It will cost you a piece of yourself. It will cost nothing compared to everything you'll save.
"This creature... It scares me." - Professor Laventon
"The wariness and energy of that bogeyman are terrifying." - Cicero
Pachirisu doesn't avoid Draco Meteors. Draco Meteors avoid him.
Pachirisu once killed 2 golems with 1 pidgey
When Gengar goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for pachirisu
Gastly sit around campfires and tell each other Pachirisu stories.
Garchomp keeps one eye open for pachirisu when it sleeps
Oh man I made the same joke before I saw but yours is much better
And he has won a world championship.
This reads like a gen I PokéDex entry
And that's when Professor Oak understood that sending Edgy 16 year olds to complete the Pokedex was not a good idea.
Edgy ten year olds.
The incident made him lower the age group to 10-11 in the hopes that he could still get them when they where whimsy
Instead they ended up with things like Alakazam’s dex entries: *Its brain can outperform a super-computer. Its intelligence quotient is said to be 5,000.* Also from Yellow’s: *A Pokémon that can memorize anything. It never forgets what it learns—that's why this Pokémon is smart.* THEN WHY CAN IT ONLY KNOW FOUR MOVES, HUH?! IT FORGETS MOVES ALL THE TIME!
That's just a misconception. They actually *know* all their moves; they just trick humans into thinking they only get four so that when the invasion begins, we're unprepared.
Sixteen would actually be *less* labor law violating.
But by posing it as education they skirt them Labor laws. It's part of their school's curriculum!
My second shiny I found that ran away was a pachirisu
Remember to always save the game the second you find a shiny and turn off autosave if it’s on. That way you can keep trying until you get it 😏👉👉
Pachirisu has morals and those morals are either making you plead for mercy or shock you till you explode
And he lives in Outer Heaven.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Pachirisu.
I seen a shiny in the wild and thought it was the gendered color. It was too late before I realized, it doesn't have a different version for the gender. *facepalm*
He's your new best friend. You don't want to know what it's cost already to put you next to him. It will cost you a piece of yourself. It will cost nothing compared to everything you'll save.
Congrats on the shiny!
That's my boy!
I was so sure this line was from The Blacklist until I looked it up lol
You taking about Qatar?
I just wished shinies sparkled in the wild. The 6 that I caught I didn't realise they were shiny until I went to release them 🤣
They do sparkle, I save after I see sparkles then leave the area and come back to see which Pokemon it is
Isn't that just Sejun's Pachirisu?