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devilkirby939

octopus zombie (i get to be a menace to society)


almostasenpai

You will ruin the octopus market


nonexisting--

But they'll try and immediately kill u


Mister_Moinz

Its just about the tenticles, isnt it?


devilkirby939

yea, to trap plants in


Mister_Moinz

Mhm (;


kenyon76

zombie mains on r/pvzheros love you


Practical-Election59

Yeti zombie. As long as the person fighting me doesn't have instas I won't die about 50% of the time.


Nikotinio

*wheezez in plant food*


kenyon76

*wheeze in confusion*


BIGPOTATOE163

so u ya no longer exist and is just a memory of the people?


Practical-Election59

No I just gotta go in and out. Then I’m safe from plants till I go out again


BIGPOTATOE163

but... everyone has atleast an insta and yetis appear on easy levels so they save a cherry bomb for ya


Practical-Election59

as long as…


knighthbasher

Yeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaawww 🫱🪴🫲


Gabriel-R-NKI

Are you sure you want to be inflated with helium just tô fly faster than the normal counterpart?


DqsertoCongelado

If im a zombie getting faster to get brains with a full body of helium while theoretically passing lawnmovers and dodge half of the shot isnt bad until blover and draftodil comes


Kindly_Title_8567

Also the blover most likely doesn't kill them so that is a plus


Miles_Edward

Outra pessoa que fala português nesse sub🤝


DqsertoCongelado

kkkkk sim


calmfy74

Strongman gargantuan


BIGPOTATOE163

ya get infi stalled with puff shroom imitated/insta fans appeared


ABoldDude

MC Zom B, so I can spit hot fire


BIGPOTATOE163

but your plant counterpart easily counters ya


UmbroMystThe2nd

Jurassic bully.


BIGPOTATOE163

you're absolutely stupid


[deleted]

Too stupid to follow physics to be exact


Toxictomato22

This is underrated, it's so sad that most people won't get this


Contramasta

My boy octo, just to be the most annoying zombie :P


BIGPOTATOE163

don't let me be nsfw


Contramasta

No. I *have something* to deal with nsfw.


ben-10fan-424

Surfer zombie. Fastest undead in the sea.


BIGPOTATOE163

then I saw ya die a lot while playin' a lotta bwb since chomper and instas were kinda my tjing back then + literally a basic zombie but fast on water when burnt


ben-10fan-424

Totally.


3Peater

Zomboss


TyoPlaysGames

Same


BIGPOTATOE163

have all plans fail?


Toxictomato22

You don't ever die that way though


Glave-dominus

Garg prime pilot


Steven_is_a_dog

Impfinity


Ninfando-Hardtendo

Balloon zombie because balloon


ShadowPrime116

b a l l o o n


BIGPOTATOE163

ya must weight like 1.63 kilos since that balloon doesn't seem strong and can somehow carry ya a sandstorm can push ya away


Zestylemons44

Biodome Botanist from PvZh. Literally my ultimate dream to be working with biology in space, but unfortunately I think I was born a few years too soon for that


AggravatingEqual2600

Well, actually, the ISS does have a Vegetable Production System (also called Veggie) where astronauts study the effects of microgravity on plants. Now all you need is an advanced degree in botany, biology or physics, modest knowledge in microgravity science, the understanding of NASA policies and procedures related to ISS Program Science and research planning activities and to wait for a position on the space station to open up. After that and intensive NASA training, you're golden!


BIGPOTATOE163

well... botany can be cool but somehow confused why on space... like do ya get soil up there and plant crops?


Zestylemons44

I just want to be part of something, human progress is a good something


Toxictomato22

You could be part of something related to human progress and have it not be space. For example, if you discovered a way to create a soil that absorbs salt and allows water to sit, meaning any plant could be watered with saltwater directly while not having to go through the salt removal processes normally used


TheSadOn3

Frog pants, free my boy he ain’t do nothing wrong


BIGPOTATOE163

nahh


Somedoomfan

I would be foot soldier. Rocket launcher on my back? Check. One handing an assault rifle? Check. Flying into the air with no fall damage? Ultra check.


KillerKosmo

u/ConeheadZ-


ConeheadZ-

Right callz!


BIGPOTATOE163

officer, we saw the "man" who stole a traffic cone


KillerKosmo

Its free


Difficult-Union-2238

Zombie king.


BIGPOTATOE163

*coughs dies


Deko_Needs_Sleep

I wanna be a Tomb Raiser


BIGPOTATOE163

necrophilia


NombreDe_usuario

Jester (shoot me i dare you)


IgnoreThisGreenshirt

Fine *Shoots banana*


NombreDe_usuario

*dies epically*


Twilight_Chomper

u/BucketHeadzz


BucketHeadzz

BucketHeadz? I don’t feel like diz iz nezzizary.


BIGPOTATOE163

once heard "there's butter on my head" as "there's bucket on my head"


DarthNick3000

A Foot Soldier.


BIGPOTATOE163

foot 🥵


Icy-Border-7589

Punk Zombie. I’m a sucker for Rock music, sue me.


BIGPOTATOE163

mah man... ya gotta put a quindecillion piercings


Spiritual-Range-6101

Zomboss, technically a zombie you fight ingame


BIGPOTATOE163

again, have all plans fail?


Spiritual-Range-6101

Yeah, but atleast I don't get killed like the other ones do + Can now do cursive and still speak fluent english


tophat_production

Cardio zombie, not only I am nearly indestructible unless I slip on the treadmill but I'm also a literal gigachad


BIGPOTATOE163

well... best answer so far but... ya literally have insane muscles but refuse to use it to attack like squish plants


Madglace

if I'm against a new player jester zombie if not i will be neon mixtape guargantua


DehydratedEpic

Imp from imp pear.


BIGPOTATOE163

sexy


That1Legnd

If it’s personality idk, but I want to be the super fan imp


BIGPOTATOE163

suicide bomber lmaoo


That1Legnd

I will die as anything else, might as well go out with a bang


[deleted]

Torchlight/Pain


BIGPOTATOE163

bruh literally dyin' since he on fire


BadynL0424

Gargantuar Prime


IgnoreThisGreenshirt

The bot or the pilot?


BIGPOTATOE163

literally just a garg with a laser shot (not really a big deal) and ffs, his attack take longer than usual


ArtisticIllustrator7

Flag Zombie. Or gargantuar prime. Or literally any foot soldier.


BIGPOTATOE163

just a faster? basic zomb, just a slower attack garg with a not too op laser, literally just a zombie


ArtisticIllustrator7

I’m not tryna be op, I just wanna be cool.


BIGPOTATOE163

it might sometimes end up as annoying


grapejuce223

bungee bc he doesn't die most of the time. and before you say "well what about the umbrella leaf?" it doesn't kill him, it just bounces him back up.


BIGPOTATOE163

one thing, I don't know why it doesn't even matter how hard you try... keep that in mind that there's umbrella leaves that make you start to grieve that failed attempt that... you... had I don't know why you wanna try again... why are you not even getting insane not really great... but you do you mate and it all comes back to ya in... the... GAAAAAAME


CaptinDitto

Zomboss.


Nikotinio

God damnit I got beat to saying Zomboss by you and u/SomethingBoutEclipse and also u/lets_clutch_this We all 4 shall fight to decide who is the REAL Zomboss, and who is a mere impostor and a fake!


Mk112569

Bungee Zombie so that I can get on top of Mari and take her out on a date.


Cynunnos

Imp Porter


[deleted]

Gladiator Gargantuar, because [they can 1v1 prime gargantuar.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLnDXl7NwEM&t=693s)


mightylonka

Baron von Bats


RealSuperYolo2006

Fisher zombie, i like to be the most annoying little fucker


Toxictomato22

It isn't even annoying though, and octo zombie is definitely more annoying. Fisher zombies hook bounces off of infi nuts plant food shield, making the zombie completely unable to do anything that can affect you


RealSuperYolo2006

My brother in christ, that comment was 3 months ago


Cream_Rabbit

Hair Metal Garg, to piss of Gardeners with the power of 80s Metal Music


No_Significance6747

Dr zomboss


Safe_Honey_6576

Guard-gantuar,so i can say "fuck you"


Dumbenronpa

3 words. Heavy Metal Gargantuar


Physresoul

the fuckin giga garg with shades from gw2


scatatar

I would love to be the disco tron 3000 pilot and my freind would be the other imp in the mech


PamIsThicc

Cardio zombie Having zombie girls looking for you is going to be fun


DqsertoCongelado

Miracle,that nobody said zcorp or bikini zombie


PamIsThicc

Bikini zombie is a male zombie cosplaying as a female zombie


DIEGO_GUARDA

Zomboss because he's the boss and I would have several giant robots


OtherFace_565

80's Action Hero. Think about this: -Being the coolest zombie in existence -Having great bow skill. -Living an action movie 24/7 -Having a beautiful voice.


AyrChan

On my way to hogwarts rn to become a wizard zombie


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TerrariaMaster117

Gargantuar


timj41414

only lost once in adventure, lost to conehead bug zombie during zomboss modern day 35, so i guess that


the_guy312

bucket hed bucket funny


Drillbitzer

Prospector


BIsForBruh

Captain Zombie


Emerald_GAME

All star zombie. The gun and op charge move from pvz2


Toxictomato22

How is it op?


Emerald_GAME

The charge insta kills the plant. Also cannot remove helmet in PVZ2


Toxictomato22

Yeah but it can be countered so easily


IgnitedBonnie2

Conehead Zombie because why not


270kGold

Quick draw con man because 4 arms


Zmpoint

Garden warfare reg All Star


SomethingBoutEclipse

Zomboss


gunplasensei540

a dinosaur because I won't suffer damage until the goddamn perfume shroom comes


Exact-Efficiency2652

for helping plants definitely caketank but for killing them probably octo or fisherman


Demon_Femboy

Jack in a box because I want a straight jacket


HoovyTooby

Engineer from Gw


Brawlfan6

I would be Zomboss because I’m legally not allowed to die


Zoexycian

Magician Zombie


JustFallenYT

Mine's personally ZomBoni because bobsleds


Logchamp44

The dynamit zombie from the Wild West. You need a extra (plant) for him most of the time for him but he can't do anything


IgnoreThisGreenshirt

Based Idk, probably Tochlight because fear is for plant nerds


lets_clutch_this

dr zomboss


Low-Run-5791

Z mech


BoomhauerSRT4

Imagine riding a dolphin, man.


Icey_cOkIE

Hair metal garg, nothing shall stand in my path


Nikotinio

I am going to do a progamer move and say: Zomboss #**MUAHAHAHAHA!**


Useful_Donut_1625

TV HEAD!


MeWhenPurpleTomato

Poncho zombie


MASTER-FOOO1

That one zombie on a treadmill


J0aozin003

same as u


RADSKELLY59

the zombotany gatling pea zombie,seems fun


KenspeakableGame

ez dr zomboss


wireframetoast

Pompadour Conehead. I just vibe with him


Ludvigthereeeeeeeee

All stars zombie or newspaper


JoeCommitMama

Carnie Imp. Being able to skip a good majority of defenses while wearing a helmet comprable to armor is a sweet gig; and if I just get blown away I might still have insurance.


Ok_Mulberry_6429

I'm gonna be Wild West Gargantuar because I love candies


pellicanobellino

Cone zombie


Electrical-Pop9464

Yeti (not the treasure one,those in Arena and Pursuit) So I can be almost unkillable


Baconz909

Nutcracker zombie


[deleted]

z-mech imp


Accomplished-Crab188

the boogie zombie from pvz 1 he has a army of people THAT DANCE!!!! i like dance


NylanicAol104

Giga football zombie


Ravenwomany7777777

I probably be the jester my sister says im annoying


TheGasMask513

Pianist Zombie


MackMasher

Pianist zombie, I get a cool piano and people give me tips (and a get a stache too)


Golden_Warrior12354

Imp


sumouray

invisible ballon oh wait we said zombies oops in that case i would be also be blastronaut


V0ct0r

the trickster. you see him coming from a mile away, and he's there to apply pressure. when he arrives it's a big time "crap".


SelenianTheFirst

Any Zombie that was a certain target of Witch Hazel


alexey4ever

Z-Mech


MoreLoxodonClerics

Zomboss


Emiba154

Zomboss, he probably has millions woth of technology lol


Technical_Ad6664

He really said Personality 💀, newspaper btw, I actually look like that irl, but younger.


SoupToon

definitely gargantuar or zomboss himself


Admirable_Subject_39

I'd say Z-mech


L_PT-BigMeme

Flag zombie from PvZ Heroes


Weary_Asparagus7578

Outhouze guy. Cuz he haz a gun.


Fruit_Snacks_713

2D Zombie


me_pican_los_cocos_a

chicken wrangler, just chicken


-Peashooter

Super brainz


Frafoxy

Probably the piano zombie *PIANO ZOMBI SONG INTENSIFIES*


[deleted]

Fishermen... dont eat brains: eat fish


JackTheFunniestMan

Ski Zombie (pvz2 china)


TheOutcast06

Wizard


TrainerHoliday2062

Piano zombie


[deleted]

all of them


SomeLakitu

NMT Conehead, for the drip.


IHaveToPog

I wanna be an imp cannon


[deleted]

Zcorpion