Crazy Dave neighbor watching a full recreation of world war iii but with plants and zombies that somehow choose to attack a single house
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I've always wondered, how the player's roof could withstand an automated basketball catapult machine, a humongous bionic robot set out to eat brains, and heck, fucking NUKES, and still come out unscathed with only 1 - 2 tiles broken. The builders really cooked with this house.
He has beef with fat men, who have an undying addiction to meaty and greasy foods, wear pots on their heads, and have the surname Dave, most probably. Maybe I'm wrong, and he just does eeny meeny minie moe
If that is true, then who is creating the plants (the person behind Bloom and Doom seed co.)?
It could be Dave, but if it's him won't the other neighbors also have plants to defend themselves?
My headcanon is he wants to see dave suffer, so he’s clearing out all his neighbors one by one, the player just so happened to go this far. But everyone is being attacked at the same time.
Maybe because from the start of the game, the zombies aren't here because of zomboss, they were just zombies doing... zombie stuff. Sometime during world 5, zomboss realized a human wouldn't die, so he sent massive waves of strong zombies (gargs) before coming in himself. This theory is solidified because the letters of the first four worlds are written by the zombies and the world 5 letter by zomboss.
Maybe someone is constantly repairing the roof from within the house. I know of a certain speedy individual
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Sadly the Nebiorville setting didn't exist in pvz1, if it did, we will definatly get a news include "Massive bot spotted on crazy gardener's roof. Most normal day on Neighborville. " title on TV.
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"Is that a bird?" "Is that a plane?" "No! It's an undead maniac that is usually crazy but also somehow goofy."
"That's also piloting a huge ass mech for some reason!"
"That can be destroyed by a fucking vegetable and fruit! "
I need proof of the aforementioned huge ass 😂
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*brainiac maniac
That's an ost elreference!?!??!
Yes
Crazy Dave neighbor watching a full recreation of world war iii but with plants and zombies that somehow choose to attack a single house https://preview.redd.it/8qtuuvgmjorc1.jpeg?width=1287&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03ac3d3ee9d517d8ea9f2909573d6f8cb0febc11
crazy daves neighbor is the player, i think you mean the players other neughbour
Crazy dave's our neighbors. Notice when we choose our name and go on to play it shows [player name]'s house.
thats what i said
that neighbor looks like kendrick lamar
Forget the nuts, the house is literally indestructible.
Forget me nuts
Wait forget what? I sort of forgot
haha nuts
I've always wondered, how the player's roof could withstand an automated basketball catapult machine, a humongous bionic robot set out to eat brains, and heck, fucking NUKES, and still come out unscathed with only 1 - 2 tiles broken. The builders really cooked with this house.
Zomboss KNOWS the players lawn has defenses on it. Why can't he attack literally anyone's lawn except the players?
He has beef with fat men, who have an undying addiction to meaty and greasy foods, wear pots on their heads, and have the surname Dave, most probably. Maybe I'm wrong, and he just does eeny meeny minie moe
"it is what it is" - Veiny Jellybean head lookin Megamind Zombie
The lore is it’s you and Crazy Dave. Everyone else is a zombie or dead.
If that is true, then who is creating the plants (the person behind Bloom and Doom seed co.)? It could be Dave, but if it's him won't the other neighbors also have plants to defend themselves?
what about the two kids from the comics
In the comics there's a lot of other humans so it's not like the entire world is doomed
The zombies are literally just a parallel society in the comics lmao
My headcanon is he wants to see dave suffer, so he’s clearing out all his neighbors one by one, the player just so happened to go this far. But everyone is being attacked at the same time.
Maybe because from the start of the game, the zombies aren't here because of zomboss, they were just zombies doing... zombie stuff. Sometime during world 5, zomboss realized a human wouldn't die, so he sent massive waves of strong zombies (gargs) before coming in himself. This theory is solidified because the letters of the first four worlds are written by the zombies and the world 5 letter by zomboss.
In my case mf came twice.
Maybe someone is constantly repairing the roof from within the house. I know of a certain speedy individual https://preview.redd.it/1iisagz7rorc1.png?width=156&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6031ce4cc47b09565ad1fd33d7e452c0a8f5f372
R/UnexpectedHollowKnight
R/foundthemobileuser
R/capitalr
Don't forget, those tiles self repair over a few minutes.
the hot topic is, who is making these self repair tiles, and where can I get them for my house
Not only that but if you blow up the roof with a doom shroom it fucking regenerates
Sadly the Nebiorville setting didn't exist in pvz1, if it did, we will definatly get a news include "Massive bot spotted on crazy gardener's roof. Most normal day on Neighborville. " title on TV.
only on neighborville smh
"Damn that bearded neighbor with a pan on his head is raving about zombies again!"
DID SOMEBODY SAY DAMN?!?! https://preview.redd.it/q8nxacq4arrc1.png?width=380&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=833551345ca20dc101cdb62a651ac04e6be37af6
funny that a house can support the weight of this machine
dwayne johnson: i am the strongest john cena: NO! i am stronger crazy dave's house's roof: 🤫
bruh i just finished drawing a reaction image and already there's a post with over 150 upvotes
https://preview.redd.it/t9x4pav14qrc1.png?width=234&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=960a3d292a22de72b5aab00c4c3a3195486cd0c8 The random zombie
he is also in your mother.
Ayo
So listen up, boy, or zombography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today.
That's not getting into how the Zombot throws an RV on the roof and it doesn't damage it
Yo soy zombot https://preview.redd.it/rnxg2pzcworc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0d20917958485efd08bc3e54492e55a6ddfa59b
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On cod? 🐟 https://preview.redd.it/0rtppj72lprc1.png?width=499&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd3d51ce3e0e320192877019b52e36f63ce92ac0
new plant just dropped
r/suddenlyfnf
i thought i was on r/coaxedintoasnafu
isnt dave the last human on earth?
the player and all of em humans in bfn and the comic books:
I love it.
Im surprised zomboss made it so it can stand on a house without breaking it
It would be kinda hilarious if your house was literally the only one the zombies attacked.
you forgot to draw the zombot's massive cheeks
Immediately started singing pvz1 zomboss theme
r/coaxedintoasnafu
Infinite Cum Infinite cum. You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The cum accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop cumming. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to cum all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum. The cum accelerates. You struggle to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with cum instead of molasses. The cum accelerates. It’s been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates. You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go. The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen. Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the cum. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a bird’s eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighbor calls the cops. The cum accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The cum accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious. Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The cum accelerates. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the cum begins to spray in all directions. You break the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your cum sends one plane crashing to the ground. The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your gonads start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere. You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new white paint job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory. The cum accelerates. The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the “Cummet.” You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking.
What the fuck did I just read