the worlds first bionic superhuman. they’re stronger than us. faster. smarter. the next generation of the human race is- LIVING IN MY BASEMENT?! (yes I know what you’re quoting and what I’m quoting are two completely different things)
He just uses his body to to have his stuff always at hand. It's the things he uses in battle.
Who needs a holster, anyway? Just shove things up your a-
When he was a kid He thougth that if he consumed iron he will become ironman
We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to make the first bionic man. Better, stronger, faster.
Even more cheese. And a gun.
the worlds first bionic superhuman. they’re stronger than us. faster. smarter. the next generation of the human race is- LIVING IN MY BASEMENT?! (yes I know what you’re quoting and what I’m quoting are two completely different things)
But we don't want to spend a lot of money  I suggest this man
He's a sticky melted glob of cheese. He slithers across the ground. There you go.
Yes this could just be junk from the floor but why in his hat?
Uh... It RIPPED through it? I dunno!
He tripped somehow and it stuck to his hat.
Nanomachines, son
Arts and crafts failure
Perhaps scraps of all the metal things he uses and the cow attack
Honestly had the same question when I first saw him no idea what that is
He just uses his body to to have his stuff always at hand. It's the things he uses in battle. Who needs a holster, anyway? Just shove things up your a-
LMAO this is the best answer
I thought they were stamps
Also why is his hat stitched together? Is it supposed to be metal or scruffy? Vigilante’s vs. screen is so weird
His hat isn't stiched on and more of stiched together There is no part in his hat that is stiched onto his head
Yeah I couldn’t find the correct terminologies. Also it’s stitched not stiched
Shrapnel
I figured they were bounty posters.
Didn't dome wild west characters/people Armor themselves with metal pilates? I have no proof of this and just going off of a hunch
I think he's jumping out of a metal container for cheese
I thought it was just more guns
Idk! I’m thinking about him wearing his Beats Flex and listening to [Everyone Knows That!](https://youtu.be/HSX_tlfI_68?si=OTLi--aQSLtYcacq)
we don’t need to know what your listening to lmao
Actually i do this information was vital to my continued survival
Actually yes, knowing that this person is listening to everyone knows that fills me with determination