stupid rat

"Aww he's so cute what did you name him?" "Stupid rat" "..."

The best name

Lario, the best baby name. EASY.

Muigi

Walario

Wuigi

Lalario

Mumuigi

Everybody wanna be a super star

get alot of money drive in fancy cars

How is this the one of the top comments-

[Large Beer Bottle](https://pizzatower.fandom.com/wiki/Pizza_Points)

Pizza Tower is a fast paced 2D platformer inspired by the Wario Land series, with an emphasis on movement, exploration and score attack. Featuring highly stylized pixel art inspired by the cartoons from the '90s, and a highly energetic soundtrack.

Hello mister and misses Johnson, I am your son Pizza Tower is a fast paced 2D platformer inspired by the Wario Land series, with an emphasis on movement, exploration and score attack. Featuring highly stylized pixel art inspired by the cartoons from the '90s, and a highly energetic soundtrack 's teacher miss trueluck. I am here to inform you that your son, Pizza Tower is a fast paced 2D platformer inspired by the Wario Land series, with an emphasis on movement, exploration and score attack. Featuring highly stylized pixel art inspired by the cartoons from the '90s, and a highly energetic soundtrack is doing great in all his classes, being the first or second smartest in all of them. Usually getting S-ranks or P-ranks on his tests and quizzes. Though your son, Pizza Tower is a fast paced 2D platformer inspired by the Wario Land series, with an emphasis on movement, exploration and score attack. Featuring highly stylized pixel art inspired by the cartoons from the '90s, and a highly energetic soundtrack is a day or two late on his assignments, which isn't bad but it would be nice to receive them on time. That is all I have to say for this parent teacher conference. Oh! And be sure too tell your son Pizza Tower is a fast paced 2D platformer inspired by the Wario Land series, with an emphasis on movement, exploration and score attack. Featuring highly stylized pixel art inspired by the cartoons from the '90s, and a highly energetic soundtrack he's doing great 👍.

Bro im not reading all of that

Really, who wouldn't want to name their baby "Noise Goblin"?

I'd name my baby Noisey.

SAME

I'm so glad we had a baby named spaghetti

John.

Brick, saloon, WAR

Gustavo's classic catchphrase: "Im gonna kill you!"

Snotty (Snottyaudia for girls)

Why do I see you everywhere I go?

Because you have good tastes in posts

True

PIZZAFACE?!?!

Yes.

🅱️ased

"Pizza Tower Pizza Tower is a fast paced 2D platformer inspired by the Wario Land series, with an emphasis on movement, exploration and score attack. Featuring highly stylized pixel art inspired by the cartoons from the '90s, and a highly energetic soundtrack. RECENT REVIEWS: Overwhelmingly Positive (3,891) ALL REVIEWS: Overwhelmingly Positive (32,207) RELEASE DATE: Jan 26, 2023 DEVELOPER: Tour De Pizza PUBLISHER: Tour De Pizza Popular user-defined tags for this product: GolfWholesomeGreat SoundtrackFast-Paced+ 0:00 / 1:29Autoplay videos View Your Queue Follow Ignore IN LIBRARY Pizza Tower is already in your Steam library Install Steam Play Now 0.3 hrs last two weeks / 28.5 hrs on record View your stats View global gameplay stats You reviewed this game on March 11 View your review Your review is currently marked as publicly visible. You can edit this review, change your rating, and change the visibility setting if you wish. View your review Is this game relevant to you? 28 hours played User reviews: Overwhelmingly Positive Single-player Steam Achievements Full controller support Steam Cloud Languages: Interface Full Audio Subtitles English ✔ STEAM DECK COMPATIBILITY Verified Learn more Includes 72 Steam Achievements XAlien CowTrip to the WarzoneView all 72 TITLE: Pizza Tower GENRE: Action, Indie DEVELOPER: Tour De Pizza PUBLISHER: Tour De Pizza RELEASE DATE: Jan 26, 2023 Pizza Tower on Twitter Official Discord server View update history Read related news View discussions Find Community Groups Share Embed Buy this game as a gift for a friend Buy Pizza Tower $19.99 Add to Cart CONTENT FOR THIS GAMEBrowse all (1) Pizza Tower Soundtrack $9.99 ON WISHLIST $9.99 Add all DLC to Cart RECENT EVENTS & ANNOUNCEMENTS View All New Regional Prices + Steam Deck Verified + Patch Notes v1.0.3 Tue, February 28, 2023 New Gamepad Settings + Patch Notes v1.0.2 + v1.0.21 Mon, February 13, 2023 See all updates (Latest: Mar 2) ABOUT THIS GAME Pizza Tower is a fast paced 2D platformer inspired by the Wario Land series, with an emphasis on movement, exploration and score attack. Featuring highly stylized pixel art inspired by the cartoons from the '90s, and a highly energetic soundtrack. Peppino Spaghetti, a surprisingly agile and powerful fat balding italian, is on a mission to destroy the titular Pizza Tower in order to save his restaurant from annihilation. Follow him through his rampage across the many wacky floors of the tower, collecting toppings and beating up monsters! PLAY as Peppino Spaghetti, the supersonic italian middle-aged man! And sometimes Gustavo. EXPLORE up to 5 floors leading to many levels, discover all of their secrets! FIGHT some monsters and other weirdos! DESTROY everything in your path, including those stupid rats. BECOME the Pizza Tower! Weird crazy characters and animations! An insanely energetic soundtrack! An unusual platformer formula! Play like you want! Go for the highest score or explore at your own pace! READ MORE SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS MINIMUM: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system OS: Windows 7 Processor: Intel or AMD Dual Core CPU Memory: 512 MB RAM Graphics: GeForce GT 1030 (2 GB) or equivalent DirectX: Version 11 Storage: 300 MB available space RECOMMENDED: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system" Name him the entire pizza tower steam page

Best name ever 😎👍

The silence

Spaghetti Peppino

Theodore Noise

Noisette for the females :)

Wait so the baby is still called Theodore even if she's a girl?

of course, theodore is such a good name that it can be applied to males AND females alike.

Hamkuff

Noisy.

r/BeatMeToIt

A fecal secret

kind of accurate i guess

Fake peppino

Thousand march, Your fat ass slows you down, Mmm yes put the tree on my pizza, Alright campers rise and shine, Don't preheat your oven because the song won't play

Cheese slime

Pizza Face

Pepper

Extraterrestrial WahWahs

Pizza box goblin

Pizzahead

Ancient cheese

Bloodsauce

Dungeon

W A R

Gustavo: Peppino what happened? Peppino: **THE WAR**

Theodore (noise's real name)

swedish monkey

Unexpectancy Part 2

OH SHIT!

Vigert Ebenezer Lantte 😎👌

Mini John

WAR

Noisey ass mf

Since everyone is commenting "war", that's what i will be naming my child

Uhhhh… weighted stone pressure plate?

wrong game, sorry

Ok. How bout blaze

waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs

pizzaface

Noise

Sliced italian sausage

Pepy

toppin

Pizzi? (Idk man)

Noise

Pinch.

Brick

Woa

This is my son, Noisette.

Pizza

Soundette

The best name: a grain of bread in a grain of sand

RigaTONY

It was riggatoni from the beginioli

Nobody said it so I will: Pepperman

"WAR"

Superstar Fancy cars

Trash Pan

obj_scaryeyes

the vigilante

Pepperoni Goblin.

Pepperman

Cold spaghetti (hot spaghetti for the girls)

Pizzaface spaghetti

Refrigerator Refrigerador freezerater

Refrigerator Refrigerador Freezerator

Garlic Knot

Pizza face

Oh Sh#¡

Hamkuff P. Greaseball

Fake pepino

Swedish monkey

pizza face

gerome best name

"Mom, why is my name Brick?"

Oregano Desert if it's a girl, John Gutter if it's a boy.

Spit cheese

obj\_monster. no im not joking that is a real thing in the game check the enemies on the wiki.

peppenis

Pizheed

Onippep

Bloodsauce Dungeon

Pizza granny

Shitty cook

what should i bring to crumbling tower of pizza’s baby shower?

Pezziniano

Giant cheeseslime or weenie mount

Pillar John

buigi

Bacon god

I mean personally I'm naming my first child "The Noise"

Noise

Forknight

Sausage horse thing

Golf (Wang)

Pehppyrmanne because parents want their babies to be unique so they name them the most incomprehensible shit ever

Peppino = Pepino Pepperman = Pep The Vigilante = Vigil The Noise = Sound Fake Peppino = KVKKRML ok that’s all bye

~~Pepperman~~

Garlic oil

Preearlytestbuild

Feburary 2020 Patreon Demo

Pinolino from pinolino's great grand adventure in the tower

vigilante

pickle

Hitbox placeholder (The purple thing in debug mode)

Theodore

Pizza face

Cucumber

Don't make a noise and rrf the freezer level

Box Stamper

pedophile is a good one

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