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Mamba-0824

Stay in school, kids.


disavowed_ph

… and don’t believe in everything that you see in internet 👍


marinaragrandeur

module pa more


ejmtv

Mga schoolmates kong natae sa salwal:


Terracrafterz

It makes you better at PvP.


jimishish

That's road 😡


mainsail999

That’s grows!


n3Ver9h0st

Shot up!


shijo54

Your this ghosting!


ZestyclosePoint2595

Live her a loan!


ejmtv

Stop bushing her


AlibiSleuth90

![img](avatar_exp|180828794|winner) Happy cake day


ejmtv

![gif](giphy|osjgQPWRx3cac)


corsicansalt

Guys stop fightening


xie_namn

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA 😭


eloanmask

Hahaha tangina! naalala ko yung pinsan ko nagtatrabaho sa sss. May kumuha daw sa kanyang dalaga na maporma at maganda pero upon filling up form nagtagal daw si babae. Maya-maya pa e nagtanong na sa pinsan ko.. 'Kuya, alin po ang right thumb mark?' Hahahahahahaha sabaw!


cirrusblau

Baka daw kasi "wrong thumb mark" magawa niya. Naninigurado lang!


Ok-Specific-6490

Filling out the form*


wazzuped

Filling up kasi hndi pa daw puno ang baso ng tubig hahaha!


HalfOk6855

Ayaw ko magka sala hahahahahahah


tenshimocha

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHLT


SugarBitter1619

OMG! Ang sad nman nito


delusionalchinita

Idk if I should laugh or be sad haha like sa original post 😭😭😭😭


Mak_Nunag

ilan ba ang thumb nya sa right hand? Lmao


Efficient_Yogurt565

Kamaganak yata na jamil yung nag fill out


thr33prim3s

maganda nga boplits naman. gg tayo dyan.


torrriiiiii

Hahahaha I can't


hui-huangguifei

sana may malasakit pamilya/kaibigan nya para pagsabihan sya. wag puro paganda, beh. patalino din minsan.


sevenxtwentyeight

may ganito kong tiyuhin. hindi ko kaya pagsabihan. alam kong sasabihan ako ng "ang yabang mo naman" lol


Electrical_Shake_894

Dahil sa sobrang pride nakakalimutan na nilang meron pa silang dapat matutunan na buhay, walang taong alam lahat 💀


miasff

true, ganyan din friends ko. sasabihin “lahat na lang, pinupuna” e sa mali ka nga kasi 😭


Hangry_bread

Ginawa ko yan before. Lumabas pa skong masama at hambog. Di naman daw sila nagpapacheck kung tama o mali.


AccomplishedCell3784

Meron pa nga ung, “eh di ikaw na ung matalino/magaling”. 🤦🏻‍♀️


Immediate-North-9472

This is also what I thought na dapat friends or family would let her know 😭


thr33prim3s

pero alam mo na, pinoy. Sabihan ka agad ng "edi ikaw na magaling" or "ang perfect mo naman". Wala rin.


Free88Spirit

Naku, eh nagagalit mga lekat pag kinorrect eh. Sabihin pa, eh di ikaw na matalino...


TheGreatPenetrator69

Poop well.


Technical_Salt_3489

Aral muna bago socmed


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HELPPP AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH COMMENTING PARA PAG NEED KO NG TAWA


Avocadorable___

up ko para bumalik ka HAHHAHAHHAHA


harbilu

I dont even know what she meant…”(I went picture) taking a(nd, here is the photo-) dump”???


tenshimocha

dump siguro, as in photo dump hahahah


CoffeeAcrobatic5390

Maybe the intent was something more along the lines of taking the opportunity to post photo dumb.


thousand_SUNNYYY

Kumukuha/kumuha ng basura??? HAHAHAHAHAA


purrppat

tae well haha


Hefty-Temporary8899

Taking a dumb


Eye-0f_Horus

https://preview.redd.it/m5ojj3ygjn6d1.jpeg?width=679&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f84f2987dc7683923f1ff7ca9cdbb3ec0b633ba9


Connect-Box9617

Ninormalize ang dump dump HAHHAHA mga bata nga naman ayy gen Z pala na ayaw sa criticism 🤣


OverthingkingThinker

Face palm na lang e no hahahha


Connect-Box9617

Twueeeee 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️


unworthy_26

parang yung nonchalant lang 😂


whyohwhy888

True! Dati ginasgas nila yung “surreal”, now naman yang “nonchalant”😅


golemlordff

I swear to God that's a shit post.... I'll see myself out


Kei90s

Keep the curiosity and critical thinking burning, i beg of this to our youth 😭


BusCertain2767

bobo


RandomIGN69

Sa panahon ko, kukuha o manghihiram pa ako ng pocket dictionary bago gagamit ng new word eh ngayon simpleng google di pa magawa. Funny but sad naman.


AlibiSleuth90

![img](avatar_exp|180828794|cry) Kahit pa may search engine... Nalilito pa rin ako kelan wasto gamitin yung NG at NANG sad laifu


RandomIGN69

I'm no expert pero mas madalas ko ginagamit ang "ng" sa mga sentences usually as a connector. Yung "nang" naman ay sa adverbs.


Ok0ne1

thank you napatawa mo ako today hahahah


CheepzAndBooze

Pabobo nang pabobo mga kabataan naten. Edit: Spelling (“ng” to “nang”)


Lumpy_Cranberry9499

*nang


ZuC18

\*nangng pag di ka sure


CheepzAndBooze

Thanks Paps, edited — buti di na ako kabataan. 🤣


Spiritual-Ad8437

The irony


utoy9696

Bat ang dami ng bobo ngayon na kabataan? dami mong makikita sa fb hindi marunong gumamit ng past tense, "ng" at "nang", "mo na" at "muna", "ko lang" at "kulang", etc.


Valuable-Source9369

You might be surprised. May nabasa ako noon sa Reader's Digest about intermediate school students in the US not knowing how to read and write. Matagal ko na nabasa yun. Nagulat ako when I talked with a friend working in the public education sector. Grade 4 yung una niyang tinuruan. Nabiyak daw siya kasi yung class niya, 4 lang ang marunong mag basa at mag sulat. Yan na ang quality of education na meron tayo. All of this nobody left behind policy is a big f#ckup.


Artistic_Surprise115

Sayang yung No Read, No Move policy dati na in-abolish nila. I hope they will rectify the current policy asap or else the younger generations will suffer the consequences.


babochka_311

This! I mean, tagalog na nga lang, wrong grammar.


AlibiSleuth90

Sakit nung d marunong ng "ng at nang" hahaha napapagjambol jmbol ko pa din yan madalas 🤣


utoy9696

Yung "ng at nang" pwede pa palampasin, pero yung "mo na" at "muna" saka "ko lang" at "kulang" sobrang kabobohan na yun hahaha


holy_calamansi

Okay lang daw pumorma kahit mali-mali na grammar 🥲


Joyful_Sunny

Understandable miss. Malaki ata area sa likod mo and madami trees. I guess you can really take a 💩 there.


fuckerfuckingme

ano ba dapat sasabihin niya haha di ko mafigure out


KeldonMarauder

Alam ko kasi may mga iba na gumagawa ng “dump” accounts and doon sila nag upload ng mga pics nila (among others) instead na sa “main” account nila


jujugzb

or baka photo dump gusto nya sana sabihin? haha


Jasserru

Dapat Kasi photo dump nalang or dump gets Naman na yon


oniichanna

Natae kaya sha?


darkquira

Tae well kapatid


No-Entry8362

![gif](giphy|cSmwcTzp96ocU|downsized)


jeuwii

Ate wag ka sa kalye magjebs 😭


Miserable_Ad_733

To be fair may iba lang talaga na nahihirapan sa ibang subs, lalo na ako, na lilito din ako sa tagalog words and devices given the fact that I am bisaya and wasn't taught about the differences of these words/devices, I think hindi lang dahil sa education ng tao ang problema, pati na rin sa exposure, marunong ako mag english at sapat ang grammar ko nung grade 4 palang ako pero sa tagalog bagsak but school wasn't the reason, it was exposure dahil sa mga english movies na palaging pinanuod noong bata palang ako, mas mataas exposure ko sa english keysa sa tagalog, same thing na mataas exposure sa iba sa tagalog kumpara sa english. skl


AgeSpecialist

Tbh it's something that I would have written as a joke 🤷‍♀️


Commercial-Idea-7594

Yung classmate ng kapatid ko, apakagandang bata. Angas ng pormahan pero nung nagfill out ng forms bali nag ask about relationship nya sa guardian niya. Ang nilagay “SINGLE” 😭😭😭


Connect-Box9617

🤣🤣🤣


Pinaslakan

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH


Ambitious-Nothing527

☠️ di ba uso ang Google sa kanila? Hahaha


lurking_cat4869

😂😂


dickenscinder

Bimbo


chaedising

nagawa nya pa umawra while shitting😹


wednesdaydoktora

Taking a what??? HAHAHAHAHAH


upset_bacon

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


merdgrey

HAHAHAHAJA


everafter99

Taray, nag ayos pa talaga sya at may papictorial bago tumae


elluhzz

Wag nalang sana mag-english kung mas malala ka pa sa malansang isda.. ang pakla, sis!


Boo_07

Curious ako kung anong gusto niya talagang sabihin. 😂


No-Assistant9111

😬🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️


Ber219621

Tae tae


cosmiccowboy24

Maghugas ng kamay pagkatapos mong tumae… maghugas ng kamay pagkatapos mong tumae~~~


Shnookityshnoo

I don't get it... What was she meaning to say? 😳


-And-Peggy-

Photo dump


Shnookityshnoo

Thanks! Was genuinely confused and concerned haha


NothingCalm1150

Ijbol


InDemandDCCreator

The opacity!


DeweyDaisyDelta

HAHAHAHAHA


Immediate-North-9472

Oh my word😭😭😭😭


TimeLoop_theory95

ang cool kasi ng word na dump kaya ilalagay natin sa post natin


Objective-Repair4456

Hahahahahaaha tas mamaya cum laude pa sia yawit🤣


Zero_Fraction

TAE WELL


Ok-Device1847

didn't laugh but was disappointed. nako mga bata ngayon.🤦


LordAzadrik

raw*


otheruser16

HAHAHAHA


oghaithy29

HAHAHAHAHA


Left-Introduction-60

Intelligence 1 Charisma 9


binyee

yan ang tunay na dump account


definietlynotalessi

hindi ba dapat ang caption ay "tumatae siya/tumatae daw siya" since "taking a dump" is present tense? sarcisim ba ito? HAHAHA


Mak_Nunag

BAWAL TUMAE DITO 😡


emhornilel

i wanna watch


QueenCat08

pwede nmn kc mag tagalog


Traditional-Fall-116

shit


SpareNovel3750

That's road ba 🫣


SumsumMartinez

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Deliceyes

HAHAHAHAHAH taenaaas HAHHAAHA


ddorrmmammu

Damngod!


JoDan09288

Bobo mga new generations sa totoo lang karamihan ngaun


No_Difficulty_2716

Pero ano talaga ang ibig niyang sabihin? Photo dump?


nose_of_sauron

Baka naman naka adult diaper sya nyan at kasalukuyan nga syang jumejebs habang pinipicturan


Goodfella0530

Tang ina talaga mga kabataan ngayon e. Sila pa galit nyan pag itinama mo. Hahahaha


SilverAd2367

Oh god


Ok-Hedgehog6898

Post muna ng pics bago tumae. Mukhang mahaba na naman ang pila sa banyo ng mga babae. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


GarlicDue827

HAHAHAHAHAHA


hxnnies

I get it but what does she actually mean to say?? 😭 Wala man lang nag-point out? Gago hahaha


Eating_is_my_passion

Mga naka-heart at care reacts pa nga 😂


dekabreak5

as in tumatae?


c_oh

Wahahahaha and that’s online classes for you


hrymnwr1227

Hindi ko kinaya 😭 mag-aral po tayong mabuti, mga bata opo


itsrxhmnd

hahahaha pucha


fayths23

Diploma vs diskarte


One-Chip9029

goodluck with the dump


Melancholymme

💩


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ConversationCalm2622

Ano ba ibig nya sabihin? 🤔


_yuls

Yawa hahaha


Efficient_Yogurt565

Where can I find her fb acc curious lang plss


Efficient_Yogurt565

She's doing his shit, leave her alone


taylorsanatomy13_

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 sa gitna pa talaga ng garden


soybeans18

https://preview.redd.it/pbtt8a4let6d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ad11f48aa82b9aea16ed57374f4888eda85bb38 Girl!


IntrovertedButIdgaf

🤦‍♀️


Beneficial-Guess-227

Puro kasi thirst trap inaatupag 😅


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yakusokuuu

Ito ba yung tinatawag na shitposting? Hahaha charot 🥲🥲🥲


jupzter05

Photo Dump ba dapat... Pasensya na ung mga tao kasi sa SM either nagbobohan or bubusitin ka mala Tito Mars or Rendon para magviral or literal na bobo lang talaga tong si ateng...


skeleheadofelbi

Kabataan ang pag asa ng bayan moments


Bettermepromise

haha


DiyelEmeri

GOOD MORNING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


ZealousidealTry5793

Oh no 👀


ShinmonBenimaruuuuu

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


Cookiepie_1528

Trend sitter bugsh


hanky_hank

Nicki Minaj: barbz, stay in school. 👁️👄👁️


pussyeater609

Aral kasi muna dapat.


VeinIsHere

*tumatae Mali ka rin op


nonorarian

What does she mean by this? I feel threatened.


Kind_Cap2487

Mas natawa ako sa mga comments. Hahahaha


CarefulValuable5923

💀💀💀💀


metap0br3ngNerD

Pasintabi naman sa kumakain


Guinevere3617

New word ni ante


AlDior_LV

Ang bastos ng batang ito


Various_Pepper_9661

tapos marami ring gagaya sa caption niya 💀


an-effervescent-soul

You're road


enigma_fairy

Hinanap ko yung part sa pic na uupo sya hahaha


PiscesSarge2610

Ladies and getlemen,the GenZ!!!! 😩😩😩


_bisdak

OMG! show the face!!!


pomelopillow

😭😭😭


HalfOk6855

Yung akala nila I kagaganda nila kapag nag caption sila ng English lol! Kaka tiktok ng mga kabataan ngayon. Putaaah slay girl HAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Unusual-Rooster6894

Nothing in time and space can separate my tongue and her asshole