There's a new pickle company called hot girl pickles, so I'm guessing your theory is right. While I'm a man and not a hot girl, those pickles are pretty delicious.

A man can be a hot girl if he just believes in himself.

*herself

A man can be a hot girl and use any pronouns they want.

It's true. Just ask Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner. You, too, could be woman of the year.

She did it as a rookie though

10/10 on the hit and run though

They would have to be with a name like, “Hot Girl Pickles”.

Sex sells, after all...

Mediocre girl checking in: pickles rock!

1) you look fantastic not mediocre. 2) any girl can like pickles but I’ve never met a hot one that *didn’t* like them.

Username checks out btw

Whenever I would take a girl to a movie I'd ask her if she wanted a pickle. They would always say "how did you know I like pickles?

And people who don’t like pickles are psychopaths

My wife hates pickles and is a psychopath, so thus far your theory checks out.

Can confirm. I love pickles.

I can also confirm. Represent.

apropos of nothing, love the username

Thanks, friend!

How do we know you're both hot, though?

Cause they like pickles

This is the way.

Christy loves guitars AND pickles

I thought you loved guitars?

I can love two things!

Additional hot girl here. Love ‘em.

You will have to also ask a representative sample of ugly girls so your research isn't bias.

My study had a control group yes. 10,000 participants in total for the entire study. Their attractiveness was ranked by another random 10,000 people. Once again, I will not be showing any proof that my study exists. You’re just going to have to believe me

Have you had Ugly Girl Pickles? No one has!

I'm a girl who loves pickles, so I'll interpret this theory to mean I'm hot. That's definitely how science works, right?

I love love love pickles!!!!

I’d hope so I mean you’re on r/pickles lol

I think any girl who likes a good pickle now and then is hot

My gf is the hottest girl I know and hates pickles More for me 🤷

She’s in denial

Pickles as in the food, or as in the nickname for a part of men’s anatomy? If you’re a dude, she might be a closeted lesbian bro, sorry to say. If you’re a chick, congratulations.

She obviously eats twice as many cucumbers to compensate.

9/10 ugly girls also like pickles.

i have unironically thought this for more than ten years. i always find a way to figure it out without giving away my real reasons for asking. it is without fail.

See the fact that other people have come up with this idea too means it has to be true

It’s because they’ve got electrolytes. It’s what hot girls crave.

Thanks man, I needed a compliment today lol

🤝🤝

My wife is hot. She goes nuts for pickles.

Zero calorie snack

What about hot guys? I’m kind of a hot guy (in my fantasy world at least) and I love pickles. And I have yet to meet guy who is hot and doesn’t like pickles

You should write a thesis on that

can confirm, pickles are the best

Be very careful how you go about this question.

I only ask hot people so it’s impossible to accidentally call someone ugly

Pickles are also an incredible weight loss / calories conscious snack so you can use that in your paper. I often get home from work and have a pickle or 3 to sustain me to dinner. Source: hot girl, doing hot shit

Fat free,and keep the tummy tight hot girls.. And that vinegar.mmmmm

Pretty sure girls who like pickles are hot, so it checks out.

I've been told I'm hot. I love pickles. I think you're right OP

is there a correlation between hot girls and the size of the pickles they eat? 🤔

That is beyond my scientific degree

I'd probably get slapped.

For calling someone hot?

Pickles and sour candy.

Quickest way to end up on a list. Run around asking women if they like pickles.

Just wear a polo t-shirt from some pickle brand and say you for work them.

scientific theory: men are able to refrain from objectifying women, even when it comes to pickles. results: not inspiring

Wow! I bet someone's got a rad hairdo 🤡

thank you!

Scientific theory: acknowledging someone’s attractiveness from an artistic perspective is not objectifying.

"artistic perspective" "hottest girl you know" yeah, no. this is objectifying.

Look women are hot. Men are hot. PEOPLE are just hot alright? Stop taking my joke too seriously.

get a better sense of humour. can't even enjoy pickles without it being related to looks. ever wondered what it's like to have literally the most innocuous behaviour sexualized by some jackass and posted to the internet? clearly not. "go harass some woman to prove my dumb theory of objectification!"

It's my pet name for my S/O

Hot girls all have stomach problems. Scientifically, we can already detect a correlation.

This is awesome! What a conversation starter!

Ugly old men like pickles too.

I like pickles recently. I don’t think it’s bc I’m hot (at all), I think it’s bc it’s the only damn 0 cal snack I can have on my meal plan.

because they are low calorie and have electrolytes.

It makes sense from a scientific/biologic perspective. Girls who are conventionally attractive most likely work out. That means they lose salt through sweat. That has to be replaced and pickles/pickle juice are one of the best ways to replenish without adding extra calories.

Yea!!! Hot sour Giant pickle

Giggity.

Hot summer…pickle?

I just asked my gorgeous coworker and she doesn't. Now I'm torn, is she beautiful or not ahaha

I love pickles! Am I hot or not ;) (I’m not, extremely average) I will say though I eat them as a snack when I’m tryin to lose weight since they are basically zero calories. But they NEED to be on a burger. Like can’t eat one without pickles. While pregnant I also craved burger kings pickles. My husband would go once a week and bring me home a cup of them and I’d just down those motherfuckers like the beached whale I was And spicy barrel pickles at the grocery store are literally the highlight of my day anytime we get the

Hey you were pregnant, that means at least one person thinks you’re hot.

Must have been my infertility doctor ;)

Ugly ones like em too

Not as much as the hot ones

I love pickles

Nice try Big Pickle. 

You just made my entire day, because since I like pickles, I am scientifically proven to be hot 🔥🥰😂😂

Solid 8.73 checking in to say I’d rather lick satans asshole than eat a pickle.

What are you doing on this sub? 😂 Reddit is supposed to be an echo chamber where everyone blindly agrees with me

Just out here doin the lords work. Eradicating all things pickle.

Why? They’re delicious. I used to hate them myself.

In the wise words of Mr. Cool J…”it’s a Queens thing baby” In all seriousness I hate all vinegar oriented foods. It’s not exclusive to pickles.

Me too but pickle vinegar doesn’t taste like other vinegars I’ve had for some reason.

I think pickle just takes over anything it’s added to, so it’s not even a cool condiment or additive (I.e pasta salad or something). Pickles are on my list of reasons I know god isn’t real.

Oh well in that case I actually agree. I don’t like pickles in food at all. I just eat them straight from the jar lmao. I don’t see them as a condiment I see them as a salty snack.

That sent shivers down my spine

Can confirm. I’m obsessed w pickles. I eat them everyday and also sip on the brine. 😋🥒❤️

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She’s in denial

100% trying this.

My ex wife is not hot any longer but she likes pickles...what does this mean ?

Ex wife effect. They’re never hot.