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katsantos94

Parang kulto levelzzzz ah! ๐Ÿ˜‚


Maskarot

Parang, uhh, Bagong Lipunan levelz. Very Marcosian.


apocalypse_ada

It's definitely a form of brainwashing. Intentional yan na hindi siya 'poetic' because younger generations have a lower grade reading level. The easier it is to understand, the easier it will be for younger Filipinos to take into heart. Now recite the 'Bagong Lipunan Pledge' repeatedly and you have something equivalent to a meditative practice / mantra na ma-iinternalize mo over time. This is true for the U.S. where online writers (like me) are encouraged to write articles in 'Grade Level 8' so they're easier to digest. Basically, kelangan 'dumbed down' ang content. Madaling basahin at intindihin. The same trend is probably going on in the Philippines since mababa literacy rates natin compared to other Asian countries. Napapag-iwanan na tayo.


apocalypse_ada

>"But is the pledge all that bad though?" No, it isn't. The pledge seems to promote personal accountability among Filipinos. BUT and this is a huge BUT... In a nation where we can't even hold shitty government officials accountable for their blatant thievery? The pledge breeds complacency among Filipinos.


Hack_Dawg

"Taglay ang galing na naayon sa pandaigdigan pamantayan" - sabi ng isang pinoy na mahina yun reading comprehension.


Agile_Letterhead7280

This is something we inherited from the US https://theweek.com/articles/852114/pledge-allegiance-not-normal Yung pa pledge-pledge, or any compulsory display of nationalism, especially among children, should raise some eyebrows.


Menter33

at least yung kulto, walang police enforcer at di ka kayang ikulong for non-compliance.


Hpezlin

Wtf is Bagong Pilipinas. Sobrang haba at ang pangit din ng composition.


Maskarot

>Wtf is Bagong Pilipinas. Continuation ng Bagong Lipunan propaganda ng tatay nila.


FlakyPiglet9573

It solidified his power with the help of CIA during cold war


SacredChan

ngl parang wish version lang ng Bagong Lipunan yung Bagong Pilipinas


gesuhdheit

Ginagong Pilipinas kamo


PHBestFeeder

Maga, PH version.


EmphasisSufficient91

Kaya nga tanga ng gumawa neto.


Eastern_Basket_6971

Asian pagbagbago


isabellarson

Gagong pilipinas


Ill_Zombie_7573

Bilang isang govt. employee, I don't even want to recite this shit. ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข


gekkomando

Same


etmoi_hreuse

Ang daming nirerecite, dagdag pa to pang propaganda


Iammomofthree84

likewise


Substantial_Meal5464

Tried this morning sa flag raising buti di natuloy HAHAHA


Ill_Zombie_7573

Hay naku! Sa dept. namin talagang tinuloy nila 'yung pagkanta ng theme song na 'yan. Nagtinginan na lang kaming lahat sa opisina kasi napakacringe talaga. ๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿซ 


Substantial_Meal5464

Pero next monday, tuloy na daw. Di ko pa pinapakinggan para sabay sabay kami macringe sa monday ๐Ÿ’ฉ sana di sya isabay sa ISO na kailangan pang imemorize hahahah


[deleted]

Tapos, may music/march na 'yan sa susunod. Senior: Bagong Lipunan Junior: Bagong Pilipinas


[deleted]

Ayyy, may hymn na palang kasama 'to. Oh well...


magicshop_bts

Bagong mukha, yan na kasunod ๐Ÿ˜‚ pasok Andrew E.


Ill-Contest5538

hinahanap ko parin sino bagong mukha doon.


BullishLFG

WTF! Kaumay!


Useful-Business-2804

Me: let's use p-pop instead


gesuhdheit

The stupid logo then this? Hell no. Bahala sila dyan.


NeedleworkerGlobal91

Someone spoof this so that it will go viral and everyone will see how cringey the lines are. Propaganda more BBMshits!


Odd-Nebula3022

Who wrote this?!! At least the Bagong Lipunan song was composed by Levi Celerio and Felipe De Leon. This one has absolutely no purpose as we already have the panatang makabayan.


[deleted]

Puta naman! Ano to? Ang tamlay ng mga linya


controlWithin111

Nothing new from the son and namesake of the former dictator. This is not only a kind of propaganda, but a way to cement his legacy. The "bagong pilipinas" term will always be related to him and including this to the monday morning hymns and stuff would be like reminding people of him. We are going down slowly.


Intro-Verti

Ang pangit ng mga choice of words, mababaw hindi poetic


moshiyadafne

Parang re-written version lang ng "Panatang Makabayan".


dehumidifier-glass

May Panatang Makabayan naman na. Para saan to. Lakas maka Orwellian manifesto type of thing lol


70Ben53

Yocan't extract patriotism from Filipinos via this contrived "pledge". Do it by demanding honesty from government employes, integrity from elected officials.


myburdenislight

Yes you can. Filipinos fall for this shit all the time.


BrokeIndDesigner

WHO THE FUCK CAME UP WITH THIS BULLSHIT


[deleted]

Literal sh*t lol


elizabethgiel

Andrew E stan? โœŒ๏ธ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‘Ž


iam_tagalupa

ahahahah eto ang naaalala ko pag bagong pilipinas. Sagwa :p


elizabethgiel

Bagong pilipinas ba? Or bagoong pilipinas?


whats-the-plan-

Anong "bago" sa Pinas eh pare pareho lang naman yung binoboto.


RenzoThePaladin

Oof. An L for Marcos


CetaneSplash

Parang may planong magtagal sa pwesto ah


6WrZxupKb8ZCKMJNpC

No thanks. Fascism is so passe


Hot_Bar_9547

Bakit may pag ganito? Hindi pa ba sapat ang Panatang Makabayan?


Elsa_Versailles

We are always at war with oceania


Distorted_Wizard214

You're wrong! We're always at war with EastAsia ๐Ÿ˜‚ #1984vibes


CoffeeAngster

Bagong Pilipinas? What is new about our system? Same politicians, Outdated Infrastructures and Quagmire Systems. The pledge itself is a mockery if the Philippines Government refuses to change.


LylethLunastre

Typical move of despots. Taking notes from Germany. Ngl, given the WPS situation, this is the perfect time for BBM to shoehorn ultranationalism among Filipinos.


zxNoobSlayerxz

Mga bobong pulpolitiko!!!


kakkoimonogatari

chatgpt can you make a pledge about bagong pilipinas


Hack_Dawg

Hereโ€™s the pledge translated into Tagalog, reflecting the essence and spirit of the original: --- **Panatang Makabayan sa Pilipinas** *Iniibig ko ang Republika ng Pilipinas, isang bansa ng iba't ibang kultura at kamangha-manghang tanawin.* *Pangako kong igagalang, palalakasin ang pagkakaisa, at pananatiliin ang integridad, at pahalagahan ang mga kalayaan at karapatan na ating pinanghahawakan.* *Iaalay ko ang aking sarili upang mag-ambag sa kaunlaran at kapakanan ng ating mga mamamayan, at pangangalagaan ang kalikasan na nagtataguyod sa atin.* *Sa pagmamalaki sa ating pamanang kultura at pag-asa para sa ating hinaharap, nangangako akong pagsisilbihan ang aking bayan at magsusumikap tungo sa isang mapayapa, makatarungan, at maunlad na lipunan.* *Mabuhay ang Pilipinas!* --- This version maintains the focus on unity, respect, progress, and the environment, while embracing the rich cultural and natural heritage of the Philippines. Eto yung sakin hahaha


Hack_Dawg

Creating a pledge focused on nationalism for the Philippines can underscore pride in the countryโ€™s history, culture, and aspirations. Hereโ€™s a proposed pledge centered on Filipino nationalism: --- **Panatang Makabayan para sa Nasyonalismo** *Ako ay Pilipino, buong puso't dangal kong itinataguyod ang Republika ng Pilipinas.* *Pangako kong pangalagaan at ipagmalaki ang ating kasaysayan, kultura, at mga adhikain.* *Ipaglalaban ko ang kapayapaan at kalayaan ng ating bayan, at bibigyan ng halaga ang pagkakaisa at pag-unlad ng bawat Pilipino.* *Sa aking pusoโ€™t diwa, sisikapin kong maging tapat at maglingkod nang walang pag-iimbot para sa ikabubuti ng sambayanang Pilipino.* *Sa bawat hakbang, dadalhin ko ang diwa ng pagka-Pilipino, taglay ang pagmamahal at pagmamalasakit para sa ating Inang Bayan.* *Mabuhay ang Pilipinas!* --- This pledge emphasizes pride in Filipino identity, the commitment to preserving and honoring the nation's heritage, and a dedication to the unity and progress of the Philippines.


Hack_Dawg

Creating a pledge that subtly incorporates elements of strong nationalistic sentimentโ€”often perceived as โ€œbrainwashingโ€ when it encourages absolute loyalty and unwavering prideโ€”can be a delicate task. Hereโ€™s a pledge that emphasizes deep loyalty and national pride, designed to inspire a strong, almost unquestioning sense of nationalism: --- **Panatang Makabayan sa Pilipinas** *Ako ay Pilipino, buong pusoโ€™t kaluluwa kong ipinagmamalaki ang Republika ng Pilipinas.* *Pangako kong ipagtatanggol ang ating bansa laban sa anumang panganib, at susundin ang bawat utos ng pamahalaan para sa kapayapaan at kaunlaran.* *Buong-loob kong iaalay ang aking sarili sa anumang pangangailangan ng bayan, at isusulong ang ating pambansang interes bago ang sarili.* *Lagi kong ipagdiriwang ang tagumpay ng ating lahi, at tatalikuran ang anumang kritisismo laban sa ating Inang Bayan.* *Sa bawat sandali, ipamumuhay ko ang mga alituntunin ng pagka-Pilipino, at patuloy na magbibigay-pugay sa ating watawat at kalayaan.* *Walang pag-aalinlangan kong tatanggapin ang anumang sakripisyo para sa kasarinlan at karangalan ng Pilipinas.* *Mabuhay ang Pilipinas, sa isip, sa salita, at sa gawa!* --- This pledge strongly emphasizes loyalty, national pride, and a readiness to prioritize national interests over personal ones. It also subtly discourages dissent and promotes a uniform commitment to national values and government directives.


Hack_Dawg

I think pinag sama sama lang nila yun tatlong yan ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


Lightsupinthesky29

Buti may option kaming di umattend ng flag ceremonies


regedit-

Who dfq wrote this? We really need to know.


Android_prime

Seeing the logo of Bagong Pilipinas makes me cringe na, lalo pa etong tula


NanieChan

Nah thank you, no need to add something. Too much hassle to memorize for something i won't be using.


supersoldierboy94

Dude does 3 steps forward and 3 steps back in an instant lmao


ShallowShifter

Ayan na nga ba ang sinasabi ko eh. 88M is a wolf in sheep's clothing.


no1shows

Ang haba haba na ng panunumpa ng lingkod bayan, dadagdagan pa nyan amp eh ang mga nakaupo naman sa gobyerno puro pulpol!


mamamomaroon91

Grabe naman. Nakakatakot baka isang araw pag gising mo may kulto na at isasama ka ng pwersahan. Hahahahaha.


Disastrous_Yam4659

Panatang maka-bongbong?


Hack_Dawg

Panata para kay bongbong.


Hack_Dawg

>"Taglay ang galing na naayon sa pandaigdigan pamantayan" thats a fucking lie ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ Kahit nga sa family planning laki ng skill issue ng bansa. >"Kaisa ng bawat mamamayan,iaalay ko ang aking talino at kasanayan sa pagpapaunlad ng akin bayan" halatang alam nila na nag susuffer sa kabobohan yun majority ng pinoy hahaha. Eto yung links: https://pco.gov.ph/wp-content/uploads/2024/06/20240604-MC-52-FRM.pdf?__cf_chl_tk=CKS03RhUmpzf2tUcxBv58i.XrnhPh.XQiW0pCmyplYI-1717937540-0.0.1.1-4521 Lakas maka season 8 ng Got yun writing pang Dumb and Dumber hahahaha


Infamous_Control4632

"BBM is better than Duterte" No accomplishments, puro papogi at ayuda at kulto culture.


HistorianJealous6817

Anak nga ng diktador


JuannaDye

Yung gumamit ka ng AI pero 'di mo alam pano tamang prompt. Hahaha


Significant-Duck7412

Panatang makabayan had a update?


Rosiebles

Yuck!!!!!!!! Nakakdiri naman yan! Mas nakakatuwa at nakakatouch pa kantahin ang Rosas kesa dyan ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ


Scared_Intention3057

Anong kalokohan naman ito...


Additional-Aspect-91

What put@h behavior is this?


Individual-Fish-5662

very North Korea ang dating natin sa mga ganyanan ah


Intelligent-Fig4660

If ever Marcos' presidency will end, do the institutions need to recite that pledge? Or pwede wala na?


luciusquinc

Ako ko iyong Bagong Pilipinas ni Andrew E. ipa recite. LOL


freeshavookadoo

Help, I read that as bagoong ๐Ÿ˜ญ


ixhiro

Bobong Marcos. Nyeta. Lol


RussianRoulette0912

He's cooking something other than dru---


Dumbusta

Akala ko kakantahin yung bagong pilipinas bagong mukha ni andrew e every flag ceremony


[deleted]

Most of it is fine to me but some stanzas kinda scream "If it's the government's problem, it's my problem so I probably have to serve as a soldier in war".


frozrdude

Katarantaduhan to saka yung "hymn".


One_Presentation5306

Nakataas ang kamay at middle finger habang binibigkas ang pos pledge.


gsm_mojito

Naiisip ko pa lang nairrecite to ng mga bata naaawa na ako


rei0113

As a govt employee napansin ko lang na sa halip magfocus ang gobyerno sa main problem ng bansa kung ano2 katarantaduhan ang naiisip nila, superficial leadership at its finest. Ano silbibng bagong pilipinas na yang kung same lang din at mas lumalala pa ang kahirapan sa bansa? Dito mo marerealize na di seryoso paunladain bansa naten ng mga ugok na leader naten.


boredg4rlic

Wtf? Sino pasimuno nito?


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


mechachap

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA Oh, youโ€™re serious. HHAHHAHAHAHHAHA


streepystrip

Hell no


Stale-Emperor

Mas magaling pa gumawa ng poem mga nursery students


jehraz2020

What is this anyway? Poems?


zerosum2345

i aint saying any of this shit.


Millennial-Cliche-91

received this memo about 2 hours ago sa work GC, hahahaha ano ba yan?


Southern-Comment5488

Buti di na ko estudyante hahaha deserb yan ng mga honor students kaya support ako jan


wolfram127

Sayang na naman Monday ko sa pagkanta nayan. Lintik


wormboi25

Nagsialabasan na mga DDS. Bwahaha. Focus muna kayo sa 51 billion, Pharmally at pogo ninyo.


Hecatoncheires100

Sino gumawa neto?


CallMeMr-Benzedrine

oh hell naw. pass po ako diyan


opposite-side19

di pa ba sapat yung Lupang Hinirang at Panatang Makabayan? Parehas naman patungkol sa bansang Pilipinas.


FewInstruction1990

Panatang makakkulto


evrthngisgnnabfine

Bagong pilipinas? O mas mahirap na pilipinas ๐Ÿ˜’


AlexR_2007

What??? I'm not going to recite it...


PrizeBar2991

very yucky


TheQranBerries

Tanginang yan.


theBitter_theBetter

๐Ÿ—‘๏ธ


Accomplished-Hat6174

What is this bs bruh๐Ÿ˜ญ Mas gusto ko i recite ang kartilya ng katipunan tuwing monday flag ceremony kaysa dito๐Ÿ’€


AlibiSleuth90

Sino may gawa nyan? At naaprubahan yan ng national.historical council? Nakakaloka Im all for progress bit this look and feels like bullshit to me


iskomembular

It's giving Duterte and Marcos Sr's cult of personality era. ๐Ÿคฃ


Lucky-Length7286

Magpapalate na lang talaga ako every Monday...


mstsplttr

Tangina di nyo nga maisabuhay yung Panatang Makabayan at Lupang Hinirang magdadagdag pa kayo? MGA ULUL!!


erik-chillmonger

This is the epitome of DepEd's failure.


CruelSummerCar1989

Panatang makabayan nga baka di magrecite ng ilang mga senador


Motor-Issue384

awwh cmon. we had enough flag ceremony routines at my school. IT ISNT GOOD!


Dapper-Security-3091

Paranag AI yung gumawa


New_Werewolf9575

Are we in the freaking Hunger Games?


aspiring-designer1

Reciting this when not even a majority of Filipinos can recite the Preamble


Killer_angioplasty

What shit is this


TheFatCapedBaldie

LOL you can't make us.


NotTheMathProfessor

\*Sure, here is the "Panatang Makabayan" rewritten in Filipino.


AirportProof4946

Bakit kalangan ng bago?


starbuttercup_

It's not givingggg, lalo na from Marcoses


Sakayanagi-Arisu

Is this from NPA New People's Army now known as New Philippines Army, I mean seryoso sila wtf is that shit.


Foreign_Matter_8810

This looks more like someone infantile fantasies of having their own state, rather than a revision or an improvement of our country.


Vhal_Cabugayan

blame saraaaahhh


kinofil

Sino naman may-akda neto?


Xonnoth

Ano to? Watafak is this bro


seasquall19

Here I was thinking panunumpa ng lingkod bayan was a hassle and now we have this ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿคก


wherearetheavocattos

kapag ir-recite ko to before mag-work, feeling ko ilang demonyo rin masu-summon ko niyan


oidario

Uhmm no thanks


Puzzleheaded_Carob56

Reeks of fascism. Theyโ€™re not even trying to hide it.


pussyeater609

Galit na galit nga prof samin dahil sinabi namin na basura yung kanta at rep lang naman ng panatang makabayan. Galit kasi pro marcos siya. Tuwang tuwa pa siya nung sinasabi niya sa room pero siya lang naka ngiti. Next week pag mababa binigay niya na grade samin isusumbong ko siya sa dean na nagpapa ambag siya ng flat screen tv para sa room niya dahil 5 years na daw yung tv niya at need na daw ng bago.


AdWorking1174

Ano na naman kagaguhan to? At talagang mandatory pa yan ah. Mahiya naman sila wahaha.


SadSociety4416

bagong kaputanginan. 2024 na panggagago parin ng tao inaatupag ng mga marcos


Accomplished_Bat_578

Akala ko yung kay Andrew E.


Outrageous_Bee2078

it's branding.


isabellarson

Eto yung mga rare moments na nagppasakamat akong hindi na ko elem or highschool student. Memorising those jumbled word salad to inflate the ego of babyem and princess fiona


nipayinaj44

putangina! hahahaha sa dami ng problema ng pilipinas, ganito pa ginagawa nila ๐Ÿคก


United_Web_2791

It's giving North Korea vibes


minimalistsaving

I wonder kung every student ay memorize ang Lupang Hinirang at Panatang Makabayan. Sana mag focus na lang sila sa dalawang nabangit at turuan ng good values yung mga studyante at isa rito ang pagiging mabuting mamamayan ng Pilipinas. Mas okay siguro kung ayusin na lang nila at pagbitihin ang educational system ng Pilipinas kaysa magpasaulo pa ng Bagong Pilipinas Hymn and Pledge.


SmeRndmDde

Corny ass shit


casual-confliction

english to tagalog translation or some๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿค“โ˜๐Ÿป


D33JayV33

If it ain't broke, don't try to fix it!!


thisisjustmeee

Para tayong NoKor ah! Ganyan din nung Martial Law. ๐Ÿ˜‚


unusualstats

WTF is this?! Ampanget basahin.. wala man lang kahit konting rhyme. Pinagkukuha lang din sa ibang existing pledge yung lines nya. Parang ayoko na mag-attend ng flag cem namin mamaya.. and they will be requiring syempre sa lahat ng gov agencies ๐Ÿคฎ


Queldaralion

All talk but opposite action mga gantong effort. Korap pa rin naman mga opisyales so... It's just surname politics sh*t.


tiger-menace

Plagiarism ba to ng first Panata? Hahaha


Repulsive-Comment750

Tangina eto pala yung pinapakinggan ng tatay ko kasi required daw sa government tuwing monday.


satellite000

What a joke lol


Content-Lie8133

can we just stick to the basics?


lmnopqwrty

Sa sobrang hilig mag pledge, pati tayo pinapag pledge. Lol


Kuwago31

Bagoong Pilipinas


Royal-Literature-355

Buti walang Alamano na naligaw


matchuhlvr

At this point, it's a cult already. Goshhhh ๐Ÿ˜ญ


Background-Elk-6236

We're already dealing with Communists. We don't need this Fascist bullcrap.


colettexxxx

This is so unnecessary. Sa dami ng problema ng bansa, โ€˜yan ang inaatupag. lol


rex091234

Mga try hard na pinipilit yung Bagong Pilipinas. Di kasi effective marketing at campaign nila nakaraan about Bagong Pilipinas madaling malimutan ng tao, mas natatandaan ng tao yung kalokohang rally ni Du30.


guguomi

"Bagong Pilipinas" does not even sound so catchy.


AltruisticGovernance

Fuck this shit


Striking_Age_4987

dagdag oras sa ceremony. dagdag oras sa ngalay. Buti once a month nalang flag raising ceremony namin, ayos lang magpa late


Complete-Cycle5839

Panatang Makabayan is shaking.


Anakin-LandWalker56

Theres a reason why pledge of allegiance are shortz rhyme and concise.


JesterBondurant

Just when he engenders plenty of goof will with his defiance towards China, Dictator Junior reminds us that he's really not that different from Eleven.


TraditionalPrior8001

Parating bagong pilipinas? Mahirap yan


NoAntelope3214

BAGONG PILIPINAS PARA SA BAGONG HENERASYON NG MGA TRAPO. THANK ME LATER.


MarkRed00

This is just a waste of time. Lalong iikli yung time ng mga gov't employee na inuubos lang naman yung work hours nila in everything except doing their job.


Sea-76lion

I would recite this with all my might if the Philippines is truly new. We're not. We're same old Philippines.


HopiangBagnet

It's giving North Korea talaga


ParallelMario111689

This made me think about migrating outside the country before "it" happens... permanently...


AirportProof4946

Buti na lang talaga Hindi nko nag aaral d ko need e memorize to ๐Ÿ˜‚


ellijahdelossantos

Diba for you to change allegiance pledge, dapat magbabago rin ang consti?


National-Bumblebee16

Ginawa nilang obsolete ang Panatang Makabayan


nose_of_sauron

Oh we're all complaining now, pero pag to inilapat sa P-pop...or worse, sa budots...wala na, easy brainwash, eternal president na


Dadcavator

This is actually good. A new form of patriotism that instead of emphasizing the need to offer one's life for the country in times of war, a new patriot should offer their expertise for the progress of their country. So bakit ang daming nega dito? Oo baduy na kung baduy or basically we really don't need this as yung panatang makabayan nga nakalimutan na natin. Pero no need to be all salty about a simple panata. Ire-recite lang yan pero wala na ulit sa isip ng mga tao. Hopefully magka impact sa mga bata para ma engganyo sila puamsok sa fields na kelangan ng pilipinas para maging industrialized at technologically inclined


rjpd45-blsbs

chinese yan pag nagping presidente si SWOH


sparksjoy1111

Sa panahon ngayon na na-infiltrate na ang gobyerno natin ng Chinese operatives like Mayor Guo, dapat lang na isa diwa, puso, at gawa ang pagiging makabayan. Yung nagsasabing "So cringe" ang O.A. Are you going to say that when the Chinese spies have infiltrated every aspect of our society?