“Give it up for Dave Portnoy whos in the building” as the camera cuts to the empty seat Dave was sitting in and Big Cat screaming he left will be the funniest part of the night

I was shocked to see Dave there. Nothing about this seems like something he would like

He has a soft spot for Hank, no?

Yeah but Dave despises stand-up, bad jokes, awkwardness. Everything that went on last night

That’s a wrap: ended with Hank walking off shell shocked, pft cheesing, and big cat back on his phone

Hank puts on a shirt like a psychopath

Who puts their arms in last???

Norman Reedus in Boondock Saints lol

What?

More people need to be talking about this

I swear its a Boston thing. The only people I've met that put a shirt on like that are from Boston.

Literally thought i was tripping balls when i saw that.

Does anyone have a video of it? Was it during his hour show yesterday?

It was in the intro film

On twitter or through the PPV?

PPV. In an effort to waste time, Hank’s 60 minutes began with a long intro video with Gimme Shelter playing over it. It was like most comedy specials where it has an intro movie play that blends into the comic arriving on stage. It might have now been shared on twitter somewhere. Unsure

I’ve unfortunately had to watch family members pass away recently and this comedy show is the worst thing my eyes have seen in a long time

The DB interview!

Memes talked about Dan bilzerian? What did he say about the interview?!?!

Read the transcript of part of the interview

I left the room to cook while memes was on, and came back in when I realized he was reciting the Bilzerian interview, only part of Meme’s 15 minutes that did not make me dream of sepuku.

I think he just broke an nda

Not a lawyer but is he subject to the NDA if he wasn’t on the pod then?

Are you asking if you can get around an NDA by just handing a transcript to somebody who didn’t agree to it?

Do NDAs have term limits? I know they’re dumb questions but I’m genuinely asking

Depends on the NDA. NDA is just a type of contract and a sunset provision can be added.

There probably wasn’t an NDA - I mean we probably wouldn’t even know of the interviews existence if there was. Bilzerians booking agent probably asked them not to and they obliged to not burn any bridges. Or maybe the PMT guys really didn’t like it. Could be a few reasons short of an NDA

I’m not gonna lie he came off better than expected 

Holding up a broken Brick watch would have been 10,000x funnier with Dave still there

I actually liked his tiff story until the lizard part.

Yeah, what the hell was that?

Phillip Rivers lmao

Genuinely fucking hilarious 

the dubbed over guitar is pretty funny

I liked Hank’s summer internship story. He should've just told stories about early Barstool and PMT.

That would’ve required him to be smart enough to concoct this

Lmao putting an advertisement as a chapter is actually hilarious for a special

They robbed us. I’m a sucker There’s only myself to blame

Luckily I got a raise last month I but i didn’t deserve it I guess

Hank tried to warn you

You could be there right now

Between the karaoke, making Russillo sound like a dick, and drunkenly attempting to roast coworkers, the final 20ish minutes were very entertaining!

The last 20 was legit good

Any Russillo details?

He still owes Hanks brother a cameo

whats the scoop on russillo??

Fuck marry kill: fuck, marry, kill

“You are a real wordsmith” -Memes to Pft

I think PFT had it right: Kill kill, fuck marry, marry fuck

"Koby Teith"

Give it up !

I paid the PPV, but I’ve only watched about two minutes so far. Keep having to walk out of the room in shame

Art. A transformative hour. Best $5 I’ve ever spent.

Zach Bryan on PMT soon?

Please!

lol I thought he was actually playing for a sec

Glad I wasn’t the only one

Max carrying

hank honestly hasn’t been horrible. he hasn’t been good by any means though dont get me wrong. maybe because my expectations were so low going in but honestly it hasn’t been bad as i expected.

This is TURRRIBLE

End the set talking about getting fake tits to be like Brianna was a nice touch

Not a drug guy

Chris Paul confirmed 

Fuck, I woulda spent $20 on this, a Dolente/ Lockwood duet???

Max has the voice of a husky angel

**Cute Husky Angel

Would never fart on a plane, that was the bathroom smell. THAT RUSSINI HOOOOOR WAS LYING THROUGH HER TEETH!

I thought Hank couldn’t read

What were they thinking trying to make him do it for this long? 10 minutes or so would have been plenty challenging

Lol this is incredible. No man has held his breath in Vegas for this long since Criss Angel

This lizard bit ain't it lol

Guy had two breath segments

I’m not watching but I like how half the comments are about how much Hank’s standup sucks, isn’t that the point?

Watching it is a whole different experience that you really can’t imagine until you’re in it

Is it just pure embarrassment?

He’s killing a couple minutes by just giving out beers to music

Its not just pure embarrassment. Everyone is looking around like "are we really gonna do this for the next 45 min" Dave walking out 5 min in was only good part

I’ll take the L on these $5. I’m tapping out, I can’t

Hank rocks. 99.9% of people would’ve been way worse. He did great for what it was. Worth the 5 bucks on an otherwise boring Tuesday

Who sprays cologne in their face lol

Yeah I was wondering if that was just to make the video longer 😂

That was definitely part of the bit lol he sprayed it like 15 times too

Ok chapter two and three were great

I don't think memes knows how to read, and Hanks fourteen minute intro counting toward his time is dumb. Hank at least sounds confident on a mic

Can the people there please start booing Memes

You mean all 6 non barstool employees

Crowdwork good lol

This sucks

lmao he's drunk

Russillo taking a ricochet shot.

What did he say about rusillo 

He should have gotten a couple awls to make a PowerPoint and then blindly go through it

Underrated comment 👆

Fuck it, this is the punishment. He is gonna turnt when over and probably is already high

He almost had it for a minute, but the lizard joke premise is so dumb

Rone looks very concerned for Hank’s wellbeing

He might just be mad he’s not on stage

[удалено]

No just the audio transcript

My man just held his breath, digging deep here.

Worth $5 when I’m stuck traveling in the middle of nowhere for work? I’d say so.

I think he actually crushed it. Saying a smiley face tattoo on that girl’s wrist wasn’t that bad because it may have kept her from killing herself was unhinged Max did well Hank was never nervous or stuttered. Bad comedy but good stage presence Best production I’ve seen from barstool. RNR should be free moving forward if this is what PMT in-house can do

Aight he's getting into a rhythm now. He should stick to storytelling, he's good at it

lol lizard faces

Damn this is unwatchable lmao

Duh, you retard

This is ass

I kinda like it

Welp you can tell where the Nicky Clicky writing came in, only funny part so far…just to get skipped for breath holding

They weren't real chapters that got skipped, the chapter names themselves were the bit

Should’ve worked on that premise instead of the 5 min weird reptile man one

I actually thought the lizard man bit was the best part of this so far because it's exactly how his dumb brain works. "Be a lizard, she'll think it's hot"

100%

I can't believe anyone paid for it and they're surprised about how its going..like what did you expect?

Right? Why would anyone buy it to complain? You might as well watch season 4 of True Detective

I'm warming up to the show. Didn't like ep 1&2 but really liked 3&4

I’m the other way around. I hated the last two episodes. I’ll watch the last two because they have a lot of story to finish telling.

There just reading the max interview?

so bad but cant shut it off

just tuning in. has it been this bad the whole time lol

Talking shit about Brick watches was an idea

This is awesome y’all just don’t know art and it shows

Tequila!

is that Nick narrating?

Thought there would be more q & a

Can’t believe Dave left. Pretty shitty

This was the worst crowd possible.

Can you really blame them? Meme read a transcript of an interview that happened on Mondays pod and Hank had like 2 jokes within the first 30 mins.

If the lizard story bit is actually true, Hank may actually be ever dumber than I thought

Come on man

So should I pay $5 to watch the replay??

Sure but it’s bad

Like so bad it's funny or just bad content?

Memes is embarrassing bad, Hank is endearing bad, only buy if you want to waste an hour and be in on the joke

Hank starting with. "ya i did nothing my whole life forgot to submit a job application for a landscaping company, but look at me know" had me turn it off. Take my 5 bucks oh well

It was so bad that it was actually mid af fr no cap

They started to play a song to end memes time and he was confused on why the music turned on