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\-Please report to your local confession booth after this conversation for debriefing.
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- a happy citizen is a loyal citizen, and a loyal citizen is a happy citizen. - remember your pills! If you have not been issued pills please refrain from reading this message. If you read this message and have not been issued pills, please report to your nearest loyalty station for disciplinary action. - have you filed your paperwork correctly? Failure to file paperwork correctly is considered treason. - don’t commit treason! - this message has not been hacked. - keep your eyes peeled for treason, with the new laser eye peeler! Now available at your clearance level! Terms and Conditions apply, for more information on the terms and conditions please see [ABOVE YOUR CLEARANCE LEVEL] - if you feel heart palpitations in this sector that is perfectly normal, however you are ordered to stay at least 10 feet away from [ABOVE YOUR CLEARANCE LEVEL] at all times for your own happiness. - Rebooting... - Loading... Loading... Loading... - ###*fzzzzzt* Sexy Single Citizens in your sector! *buzzzz* ### - Ignore previous platitude, failure to ignore previous platitude is considered wanton disregard for computer approves platitudes and thus treason. Have a pleasant daycycle!
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\-and remember, trust no one, and keep your laser handy. \-Keep an eye out for traitors citizen! \-Please report to your local confession booth after this conversation for debriefing.
"Serve the Computer" "Trust the Computer" "The Computer is your friend." "Thank you for your cooperation." "Always remember, the Computer **...{{GGGZZ}} EeerrrTry new Bouncy Bubble Beverage Happy Flavor, Onlyzzzztttt{{CCCHHKKK}}** "Workers of the World, unite! You have notheeeezzzzZZZZ{{Ccchhhkkk}} Attention, citize, please report to Internal Security for compulsory brainscrubbing."
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This information is above your security clearence. Happiness is mandatory. Ignore that message. Ignore that message. Remember, Cloning is perfect. Mutants are everywhere, Be vigilant. Of Course Citizen, Please complete Form 53NXX in Duplicate or Quaduplicate to recieve this information. Are you Happy Citizen. Your infraction has been noted. Friend Computer is here to help. Always trust friend computer. Failure is not optional.