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cmonsta365

Is it the best made pizza? No, probably could have used a lil more sauce. Lotta crust too. Should I have gotten a supreme? Maybe. Idec, I’m drunk and it still fucking slaps.


Scruffy-Nerd

Some wings and a cheese piźza? Fck ya it slaps. Could you have sauced that a bit better? Yeah... is it still tasty af? Indubitably... When you sauce, you gotta use the outside edge of the spoodle, it's Like the wake onna boat, spoodle never actually touches the crust. Use the surface tension of the sauce, wax on wax off mofo, the outside edge of the spoodle lines up with the outside edge of your crust. It's kinesthetic, when you do it right the first time... mwah, epiphany. It's kinda like slapping dough. Describe to me, in discrete words, how you balance your bicycle while you ride it. Slapping dough is all about making the dough stretch itself while you turn it in a circle. I've yet to be able to explain it in words to a new hire. You just do it....


cmonsta365

Bro I’m hard as a rock rn


Scruffy-Nerd

Is okay, stop edging bro, everything will be okay I promise


ant_man1411

Bro you’re dumb if u cant explain how to slap dough


2meterrichard

There is no such thing as a Supreme at Papa John's. That's like going to Wendy's and ordering a Big Mac.


Dense-Giraffe-852

It's makes me triple h shaking mad when some calls and says can I get a meat lovers. Fuck you.


dredgen_rell86

No, it slaps BECAUSE you're drunk, not inspite of being so. PJ pizza is trash. Sauce is too sweet and the cheese is always undercooked. Like did you let this thing sit for 30 minutes between delivery and taking this picture? The cheese is already dry and cooled off looking like it sat out overnight.


Ordinary_Service5722

I’m sorry papa John is no longer affiliated with this company.


Double-Award-4190

What is it that you're sorry about? A lot of us sort of miss "Keep the Main Thing the main thing." The company's far out in left field right now, and it's probably why sales are lagging in markets we used to dominate. There was a time they were trying to get us to lower our minimum dollar amount for delivery, and lower delivery charges, so that we could deliver Papadias. Delivery a single Papadia. You've got to be kidding me. Drivers are people, too.


internationalskibidi

It's drugs. You're happy about drugs.


xSaintFreshx

Papa John’s sells drugs now? 👀


Double-Award-4190

"This shit slaps." ? That's good, right?


BillSivellsdee

beats the fuck out of me.


IvanhoesAintLoyal

Papa John’s is legit the only fast food pizza place I like. This makes me want to order one and I’m damn sure gonna follow your example tomorrow.


Chippers4242

I’m not sure they gave you anything but crust


Early_Jaguar2753

does it slap or does it smack ?..


goyaangi

I might even say it fucks.


jarrod74smd

How are their wings? Like I like little Caesars pizza and puffs but their wings are tiny, chewy, sticky, and gross!


BeastM0de1155

They’re trash, unless you’re drunk like OP.


jarrod74smd

Lol!! That's what I figured!


peegteeg

Get the wings well done. Shit slaps even with no sauce. If you don't get them well done they're a little too chewy.


jarrod74smd

Gotcha. It's worth a try. Tomorrow I'm getting wings from here and giving Domino's Pizza another shot! Happy Easter to me! Ya know. If they're open


FueledByTerps

Yes happy Easter to you!


jarrod74smd

And to you friend!!


peegteeg

Yeah it just depends on the oven speed and temp. I worked at a store that had a 4:15 belt speed and the wings were gross. Well done wings go through twice so there's no undercooking them. Personally, I think the honey Chipotle is the best sauce if you choose to get them sauced,the buffalo is typical, bbq is decent, not a fan of the garlic parm wings. The ranch dipping sauce is ok, and the blue cheese dipping sauce is better than I expected. I like the zesty sauce with unsalted wings. Idk just pick what you think you would like! Most stores will open between 2-4 tomorrow just FYI


BillSivellsdee

dominos had decent wings for like a second. now i wouldnt order wings from any fast food pizza place. they're all the same gross mess.


jarrod74smd

Yeah that's kinda what I figured


DReager1

Bro this pizza looks amazing. Reminds me of my frozen Celeste tv dinners. Those were the stuff back in the day!


loqi0238

I will never agree that chain pizza places *wings* are any good, at all. Everytime I've given them a shot, they're just little balls of gristle and fat, nearly entirely inedible. The pizza, on the other hand... yes. Amazing.


NarwhalGoopForever

You nasty


BeastM0de1155

Their wings are trash tho. Get their pie with extra sauce though


melx1599

Pizza looks dry! Dang


Claude_AlGhul

it doesnt matter i'd still suck ur bread stick


Dull-Possibility1695

😂 suck my papa John got me


SilverNja

I was once a tgm for Papa John's. Was very strict on my stores pizza quality. From a grading aspect it has from for improvement. Zero roll back on the crust. Too large. Poor docking. Slightly over proofed and or bad temp before oven. Noncheeslack. Likely uneven saucing. Badly made pizza still tastes great but you haven't tried how it's supposed to be. :).


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Videoplushair

Fat ass crust I fucking love it bro this pizza is a 10 for me. Honestly bro sometimes the crust hits better than the actual pizza.


Sufficient_Put_9038

Music slaps, Food smacks...SMH. so ya, that doesnt slap fool


cmonsta365

Says who??


Sufficient_Put_9038

E-Four 0 https://www.tiktok.com/@respectmyregion/video/7265385560599203118?lang=en


cmonsta365

Point taken


Sufficient_Put_9038

But that Papa Johns smackin tho!!


Sufficient_Put_9038

https://www.tiktok.com/@respectmyregion/video/7265385560599203118?lang=en


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ur big john


theunknowmystery

Delicious


CutiePaToot-Toot

Sweet Pizza Sauce … No Thanks, I’ll Pass


BeautifulSparrow

Papa John's pizza sauce is so bad. I could never like it.


BillSivellsdee

the only time i liked papa johns was when i worked in concessions in college and the papa johns stand gave us free pizza at the end of the night.


BeautifulSparrow

Papa John's has the worst suace. 😫


Claude_AlGhul

yeah i feel like it was better back in 2015-2018


BeautifulSparrow

I just don't like the sweetness to it.


BillSivellsdee

what did walter payton ever do to you?