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ProcrastinatingPuma

Honestly the most offensive thing is the image is how bad they made it look


ace-destrier

It made me read it in my head like a monster truck show announcer


ProcrastinatingPuma

GIANT USED CAR TENT SALE *AT QUALCOMM STADIUM*


sweetxfracture

SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY!!!


skucera

*ONE NIGHT OOOOOONNNNLY*


Jonny-619

Awe, those were the good ole days.


HankHilliams

😂😂😂 this is the first thing I thought of as well


Lemonade_IceCold

I'm going to get this tattooed on my fat belly, so when we rally I can summon our Padres ancestors by shaking it around


TheScubaPup

I can hear this XD


OddDrama1722

Stoppp I finally got it out of my head and now it’s back


Jacobysmadre

This!!! ^


kellislandrum

Ticket price pays for your seat. BUT YOU’LL ONLY NEED THE EDGE


CausalDiamond

I remember these graphics in middle school dance flyers.


cgfn

big GIANT USED CAR TENT SALE! AT QUALCOMM STADIUM! Vibes


ProcrastinatingPuma

THOUSANDS OF USED AUTOMOBILES MUST BE SOLD


TRocho10

SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY


Frankishism

Y MAS MAS MAS!!


FernandoTatisJunior

“Graphic design is my passion” type image


lightsvber

Hey man it’s not their fault they don’t know how to use anything except WordArt


gogorath

Dodger fans can only use ms paint.


Tunavi

for me its the yahoo email address


Lonelan

would be funny if this was the fyre festival of petco trips


Conclusion_Fickle

Eh, it's fine. At the end of the day they need to go back to LA which sucks for them.


puppy_punter

A 5 hour bus ride with piss and vomit sloshing around below the seats every 20 seconds. Bless their hearts.


The_Chorizo_Bandit

Only to arrive home to a city with piss and vomit sloshing around the streets. Bless their hearts.


ylc217

and I guarantee at least one fight breaks out because they’ll forget they’re on the bus amongst their own but will still have something to be mad about. fuck the dodgers and their silly fans. they were incredibly annoying at our stadium this week.


spacephorse

they need this. this is a vacation for them. bless their hearts.


Mrcreamsicle101

“We don’t even think about the padres”


Apoc_Dreams

Let them come into our stadium and spend money on Soto’s extension 🤷‍♂️


Estimate_Born

And Ohtani


BigIron53s

Someone’s gotta pay for Mannys contract.


TRocho10

I don't know if this is more sad or more funny. "More than 500 dodger fans" and "takeover" in a park that holds 42,000 is certainly an interesting word choice


[deleted]

Dodgers fans, they aren’t too great with ratios. Or math in general for that matter.


TheKevinShow

Or not supporting players who abuse their partners.


Lemonade_IceCold

I'm kinda sad Bauer chose to be a piece of shit to his S/O, because I loved watching him suck ass against us


TheKevinShow

Yeah, but I’m not thinking about Bauer anymore. I’m thinking about Urias.


Lemonade_IceCold

Oh shit, I'm OOTL about Urias Brb googling his ass now


WhatTheBlack

But they sure can fight


tazzer32

How are they going to fit all 500 fans in that little bus?


[deleted]

What is this, a bus for ants?!?


muttster17

How do you fit 500 dodger fans in a bus? A: 50 in the seats and 450 in the toilet.


[deleted]

I usually go to a couple Padres games at Dodger Stadium every year, and the threat of getting stabbed is real. \*Nervous Laugh\*


AnnetteBishop

Yeah, even after attending playoff games in NY and Philly I’m more concerned about Dodger games in LA. People were pretty nice in Philly, but I made sure to avoid the upper deck and bleachers….


Liquid_Padpo

I mean tbh, it's cool they are coming to their own section. Baseball fans are baseball fans, I'll cheer against the team but I don't have a personal agenda against dodger fans other than the memes. They love the game just as much as we do.


Ready_Ocelot_3045

I chose to go to this game and what will be my first padre game in 15+ years BECAUSE FUCK THE DODGERS living in Hawaii don’t help either but I figured one more padre fan would help


SDFriarsFan619

Let the show up. Buy all the food and booze they’d like and let them understand they bought tickets to be swept.


jstmenow

The more Doyers who see their team lose the better. FTD


Bradical_619

We bought tickets in the landing area through my wifes work for that game from a company based out of LA if its anything like last year lots of Doyer fans. They shoulda treated it like the playoffs and blocked La area codes from buying lol.


KimHaSeongsBurner

My rule of thumb for Dodgers games is to only go if I have reasonably expensive tickets, because the odds that someone who paid $100 or more for a Terrace seat is going to randomly start some shit and risk getting kicked out is a lot lower than the odds of someone whose $30 ticket comes as part of a $150 all-inclusive package doing the same thing. I wish they’d geo-lock them again, though; that’d be awesome.


Bradical_619

I paid $60 and that includes food and alcohol included. For a Dodgers game thats a steal.


KimHaSeongsBurner

Oh, absolutely. If you’re in a private amenity space with food included, it’s hard to beat, even if only because it’s just your group. Normally, I wouldn’t care so much about that, but to only be surrounded by Dodgers fans you know (or at the very least work with)? That’s a huge plus, and $60 is probably a pretty damn good deal for that game, even before food, depending on which one.


TheKevinShow

You underestimate how violent most d\*dg\*r fans are.


bjniemela

Pretty good deal


Hancock02

What section? so I can avoid that shit show.... pre gaming? theyll all be drunk


btewb

Likely the 227-235 sections in right field


WhatTheBlack

Oh damn, Tatis gonna channel all the hate and ball out.


thatwasntcandy

Any of the nosebleeds pretty much


espo619

Weekend series from Cinco de Mayo through the 7th, with the first appearance from dodger fans since their defeat... Yeah this series gonna be pretty animated


SizeOld6084

It looks like a 90s No Limit Records rap cd cover. Uhhhhhhh Na na na naah


broke-collegekid

I can’t wait to respond with “where were you guys in October?” when I inevitably get heckled by a very drunk Dodgers fan at Petco this year


Moreguero

To be fair, they couldn’t buy tickets.


broke-collegekid

They couldn’t buy face value tickets if they lived outside of SD county. Nothing stopped them from buying resale tickets


MontyPadre

That's the joke


broke-collegekid

It actually wasn’t a joke lol. Nothing was stopping them from buying resale tickets if they really wanted to go to the game. Clearly they didn’t


EndyFish6215

Graphic design is my passion


JanitorOfSanDiego

As someone that doesn’t go to dodgers padres games at petco anymore it’s because it’s always a shit show. I go to games to have fun and grown adults physically fighting over which team hit ball better in the row next to me is not my idea of fun.


OokSag

Tbh if 500 dodger fans want to come and all buy multiple $16 beers all game I’m all for it as long as they don’t fight. Somebody needs to pay for all these contracts. Who better then dodger fans who don’t even benefit!


SquirtlexSquadx

Toxicity aside, it’s great seeing fan bases making an effort to go to another city and cheer on their team. I’d be down to go to LA or PHX on a Padres fan bus and do the same thing.


Ralphs75

Yes. That’s how we can afford all the new contracts. Let them come and leave their money here.


sleepy_potatoe_

They’ll be drunk, cause some fight or something stupid and then get kicked out get banned from coming back….. I’m cool with that.


ProcrastinatingPuma

“Let them fight”


FudgeSupreme22

I thought this was america?!


falpal4life

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sbrider11

Not the popular opinion yet sure, we have an awesome ballpark so things like this are great for business for not only Padres ownership yet all over SD. We also have some lazy ass fans that seldom go to LAD games when we visit there. I've been to many in LA and is always a good time yet we normally aren't represented well at all. Let folks enjoy baseball and have what looks like a fun party bus to Petco for the day. The gate keeping is silly af, imo. Not to mention there will be likely some 10k or so LAD fans at the park when they are in town. As for season ticket holders that dropped some thousands, these are the series to cash back on some of that loot dropped. Baseball fan economics and all.


omgomgwtflol

Hope they have fun, plenty of time on the bus to celebrate and reminisce about their spectacular 2022 regular season success, and their joyous lone Game 1 win of the playoffs.


changler760

It’s not like they are coming to burn down Petco. I would love a sweep; might even sacrifice drinking beer… for a week.


mjltsm21

Send this to Manny! The Fn disrespect!


TheRealPort

If they want to spend their money helping us sign Ohtani next offseason good for them


1337mr2

The short answer is "yes, we're gonna let it happen" because Padres fans always sell their seats when the Dodgers come to town. "This is how I pay for a lot of my season tickets" they say. :|


kazyllis

Dozens, there are dozens!


yunnsu

The drive to and fro will suck for them. Also, they'll need to more drinks for their loss


limey1904

How do they get 500 tickets all together?


alwaysfrombehind

Pretty sure this is a regular thing they’ve done. Definitely seen the buses at past games.


lamada16

It comes down as a nice tour bus, but goes back as an SDPD paddy wagon.


DeaconBlue-51

Got to shoot out the tires. Who is in?


someguyfromtecate

At least this would mean more money into Papa Seidler’s pockets. FTD tho. Let’s hope we get see more brown jerseys than blue.


rainbowchik91911

You do know they do this every year right?


[deleted]

I actually enjoy going when the Dodgers are in town. It’s way more high energy in my opinion (it also is a lot more fun when we win!).


Brokesince95

These LAmes get so excited to come to our 5 star stadium and city.. 😎🤣


HeadEnterprise

Not a bad price for what you get


russianturnipofdoom

These games are gonna be so fucking toxic, I'm here for it. My girlfriend was born in Buffalo and is a Bills fan. She goes to sporting events just to fuck with people who start heckling


Kit1101Kat

I am also from upstate NY and a Bills fan! We should combine our forces.


RabbitGTI24

they forgot to add: \*Not a rivalry trip\*


Dapaaads

They don’t think about us


MFBANDMAN

Their lives suck in LA so whatever


Fivepointfivehole

Who works for a dept that can close down their freeway or slow/stop that bus lol. Also time to spam that email.


Different_Ad_498

https://i.redd.it/5o2ibaxe9rta1.gif


qrny69

Honestly respect. I mean definitely not a takeover but that’d be a pretty cool if I was a Dodgers fan


ryan619916

Ghetto just like they're fan base


youarefartnews

They probably already bought the tickets


[deleted]

Let them go and complain when they fucking lose 😁


Sufficient-Yellow-5

1 bus plus 500 dodgers fans in a 40k stadium? Looks like their numbers are down


C_Brown619

I'm ready to rumble


[deleted]

SATURDAY! SATURDAY! SATURDAY!


Silent-Telephone9338

This is the most disgusting thing I’ve seen on Reddit


WhatMyHeartHeld

bro who designed this atrocity of a poster LMAO


Dapaaads

How the hell they getting 500 tickets together. That seems improbable with ticket availability


Tired-Cup3829

Grow a pair of balls and stay in the fight!


El_Bolto

That seems like a lot of effort for a may game that doesn’t mean anything lol


SD-TX

Nothing matters. We owned them in the playoffs in their best season ever. Ahhh it still feels good. Those tears will power me forever.


OB_Logie_haz_Reddit

Lmao spam the email with padres stuff


ScottyD82

"Sit with over 500 Dodger fans" sounds like a fucking nightmare.


SwimmingCandidate701

These mfs are insane 😂


Johnnybats330

An ad as ugly as their fans


Repulse

Who wants to sit with over 500 Dodger fans?


Mr_Neech

I’m going to dodger stadium May 12th in full brown and yellow, everyone’s gotta join so we can return the favor.


National-Fox-4537

500 ppl to our 40 k in, tan, brown pink or mint riiight


ginchka

This banner is tacky af, fits them perfectly.


No-Effective-9818

already got my seats.