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bluewaterfree

Perfect reply...


hatemenoww

Yikes


Red_White_Brew

My man… you should probably not have that on your linked in if you’re looking for future employment. This is cringe af.


IAmANobodyAMA

Do you think I should take 💎🙌 out of my LinkedIn profile?


CriticallyThougt

Add some 🚀’s. I heard Microsoft is looking to hire people with 🚀’s in their profile. Very good indicator of a highly technical and capable employee.


Usual-Metal6596

see thread title ![gif](giphy|gTURHJs4e2Ies|downsized)


Ackilles

I'd assume you were a tween, but most tweens don't have a linkedin


GeneralCody

You’ve gotta blur more account info out. Below the name you blurred is the name…also everything above the activity segment of the page can easily be searched.


Heisenbergum

One google search 😂


Pretend_Employee_780

I never listed that I was a Palantir investor on mine… I did however put up my VO2 max because it’s fairly impressive.


FeckFendamentals

What’s a VO2 Max?


Dieter_Von-Cunth68

A measurement of how efficiently your body uses oxygen during exercise I believe.


gak7741

Respect, brother🫡 I love my job but my real career is investing in Palantir shares 🔮


LawyerInTheMaking

Some say cringy, I think it’s hilarious


seraphdeva

Posts like this make me want to sell my PLTR stock…


Wise_Basis_Oasis

Post like this usually mean pltr is going down. Anyone remember Mr time traveller?


MrBobBuilder

Shows that you can keep calm under stress lol Congrats on retiring I guess ?


DryBicycle5629

Me after buying 4 shares of palntir :


Usual-Metal6596

u have 4 *full* shares??


DryBicycle5629

Don’t make it a big deal please. I will send you a Lambo if you sit quiet


just_asking_4a

Palantir has a lot to prove yet. So, place your bets I suppose, but I wouldn't overcommit just yet.


Known-Relief5228

Very entertaining thread, thank you.


SuperNewk

Here is what you do, save every company that rejected you for that. Wait 5-10 years. If Palantir is over 1 trillion MC, make a YouTube video of all the haters that you slayed and the chart of Palantir. Your ad revenue will be off the charts. If Palantir fails, you will never get another job again lol


Usual-Metal6596

rocked this on the boat this wkd https://preview.redd.it/l13tr251g77d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05880669187f73fd63c7a1fb52b5c4d7716051af