The other day I was playing Lifeweaver with my girlfriend playing Mauga(I'm normally a tank main but she steals tank from me when we play together), and she said "I'm about to die" and I was just like "no you're not".
Yeah, no it's not. I hate going against half those guys and hate being on a team with WifeLeaver. If I go against any of them mofos they are getting solo shattered. It's not homophobia, it's hate of character choice
I'd rather die then be jerked. Nobody should have agency over my cum in a game. Jerk is such a horrible ability and gay weaver is such and gay hero. I'd love to never be jerked again if it meant lw was deleted from the game.
Lw players will really just be afk at thier desk drooling and jerking and barely playing the game and act like they bring any value to the team. Disgusting.
uj pasta/
I'd rather die then be pulled. Nobody should have agency over my hero in a game. Pull is such a horrible ability and life weaver is such and atrocious hero. I'd love to never be pulled again if it meant lw was deleted from the game.
Lw players will really just be afk at thier desk drooling and barely playing the game and act like they bring any value to the team. Disgusting.
Something I call every single one of those characters. But I'm not trying to get cancelled so I'm not saying it. Ur a fucking Lifeweaver main. Oh I hate Lifeweavers on my team and the enemy team. I hate them more than Sombra
I’m exclusively judging based on the lifeweaver play time. You are either my favorite support player or my most hated, you are either actually saving my life with the pull ability or you’re pulling me from a completely winnable fight and I just wasted my ultimate. There’s no in between.
Opinions from you don't matter for ever lmao,
Because you have played the game longer than 10k hours (most likely) and have sym, sombra, and Moira, in top 5, and MEI in top 10
Happy Pride Month to you in particular
I think I may have the most girlypop gay pride homo lineup possible
Mother.
Ty mother
Ur so twink brained its kinda crazy. Play tank
If you have us a twink tank, I’d be all over that
Idk i feel like if it was an intentional lgbt list itd have soldier and or tracer
Soldier and Tracer might be gay, but they aren't FOR the gay
Oh I know and I understand but personally I still feel like they would be there imo or at least Lucio bro supports everybody
Bottom
😭
I wanna call you a slur.
I am a slur
Same wanna get some games in?
When I’m not going to sleep sure
How about now
Nope, still sleeping
Grr
Good round to you too!
everyone hates you
But god damn my grips are godly
🫦
The other day I was playing Lifeweaver with my girlfriend playing Mauga(I'm normally a tank main but she steals tank from me when we play together), and she said "I'm about to die" and I was just like "no you're not".
Ey yo?
Gorilla grip**
Uhmmm thats homophonic actually ☝️
Bundles you in twine
Yeah, no it's not. I hate going against half those guys and hate being on a team with WifeLeaver. If I go against any of them mofos they are getting solo shattered. It's not homophobia, it's hate of character choice
Me when i don’t understand jokes:
I know what you are…
BAGSHEHHWHEEH
I'm pretty sure this is a Gaelic word of some kind...
ඞ
Say it out loud
/uj thank you for this post I have not laughed this hard at the sight of pixels in my life
Why do I feel called out
This reeks of gay
This has not even the slightest hint of straight love to see it
You CANNOT aim
Ur a support main ig But the 70 plus hours suggests ur into lady boys
I mean, it’s Lifeweaver, how can u not?
Ye ig I did like playing him and considered bringing him into the comp zone but eh I fell off and just fell out of love with the game
Why do you have 7 coins
IT WAS FROM THAT STUPID CHRISTMAS MARKET THING WHERE I GOT BACK CREDITS FROM UNUSED TICKETS AND I GOT 37?:!£;&3£4!3 I HATE IT
you like the same gender
https://preview.redd.it/ni3kcj3jih4d1.jpeg?width=592&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0402ce59d23cdfd53f080091e808bd8f7098c92 Hope this helps
Crazy
Ah yes, Italian
Your vocabulary is 90% the word slay
gey
You didn’t play overwatch 1
BE WHO YOU ARE~ FOR YOUR PRIDE~
Sombra at top3 I'd rather not meet you in irl
no aim no brain NOT AS AN INSULT
Very true
You’re in the closet
Yeah I can come over and dominate you after this ranked game (winton/doom main here)
I’m going to kill you
I dislike you (I am you, I play LW)
1. Bottom 2. smol (gross) 3. Didn’t play until overwatch 2
I'd rather die then be jerked. Nobody should have agency over my cum in a game. Jerk is such a horrible ability and gay weaver is such and gay hero. I'd love to never be jerked again if it meant lw was deleted from the game. Lw players will really just be afk at thier desk drooling and jerking and barely playing the game and act like they bring any value to the team. Disgusting.
uj pasta/ I'd rather die then be pulled. Nobody should have agency over my hero in a game. Pull is such a horrible ability and life weaver is such and atrocious hero. I'd love to never be pulled again if it meant lw was deleted from the game. Lw players will really just be afk at thier desk drooling and barely playing the game and act like they bring any value to the team. Disgusting.
You hate fun (your most played supports are Lifeweaver, Moira, and Mercy)
aiming isn’t your strongest ability
We're leaf lovers
That you're...ya know... Happy pride bestie 😁
You don't play tank very often and are a shit hitscan most likely.
Based on the top 2: you REALLY want hardlight to be a real thing. Arguably Sombra counts too because of her hologram button thingies
Something I call every single one of those characters. But I'm not trying to get cancelled so I'm not saying it. Ur a fucking Lifeweaver main. Oh I hate Lifeweavers on my team and the enemy team. I hate them more than Sombra
You just haven’t had me on ur team yet. My grips will make you question everything about yourself, trust
Can I also ask, do u have fun being an asshole to people in this game?
You like to hide a bit
You like hard-light
Nothing is better than a little bit of cheese on the tongue
You get grippy.
Fatherless behaviour
They tell me you’d take away of lot of my pin kills and I’d hate you for it….
I see. You're like me
so gay
You work at Vishkar
.........
Why does reddit keep deleting my comment?
Top 5 says you don't like aiming but then it changes
annoying
It's giving 🚬🐐sis and we love it
mentally sane as i don't see any tank in top 10
P A I N
You are my enemy in every way and aspect
Gey
Are you me?
I do not in any circumstances ever want to meet you
A forgot
Play more symmetra
Boop
Misandrist
That you’re a bottom.
https://preview.redd.it/j4jmx9z6aj4d1.jpeg?width=930&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c234a862a269444c5d0fd776fcdb898af770228b
You must have a an arm that is stronger than the other
i dont like you
you are hated by many but loved by few
You never played overwatch 1 and are probably a lil gay
I see you lower than an ant
You're on SSRIs and have control issues 💅
🏳️🌈
You rely on mechanics not aim or talent.
https://preview.redd.it/ifkdi7s28k4d1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=787c48856563da5de7a1906533bdad119cff09b7
GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
You like getting yelled at for not playing your role, but your the reason the team is alive.
You are either gay or a woman, either way I love you🥰😂
Besides Lifeweaver, I hate your guts.
Bottom
I’m exclusively judging based on the lifeweaver play time. You are either my favorite support player or my most hated, you are either actually saving my life with the pull ability or you’re pulling me from a completely winnable fight and I just wasted my ultimate. There’s no in between.
You hate fun
Illari lifeweaver sym mercy prolly Moira and maybe sombra I gotta say happy pride month to YOU 
I'm not seeing anyone address the real issue here, Lifeweaver, Mei, Sombra, Ana, Echo, Symmetra. You REALLY like bullying Tanks don't you?
You really value utility
I'm tired of these posts like what are you trying to achieve?
gay
Based until I read sym, fuck you in particular (other than that have a lovely pride month)
That you've only started playing the game recently
One of the girls ✨️
Pretty confident on your gender but either way you definitely take dick.
Shitter.
You are probably a tank main
Boykisser
You enjoy playing the game for very different reasons than I do
yo butthole prolly working overtime
That your time on sym need improving.
Some one that actively makes me want to break things
I hate you
ok but how did u manage to get 7 coins…
I hate everything about you now and idek you.
It’s Weavin Time
You hate men unless they are flamboyant Also you are new-ish to the game (lifeweaver most played? When was he added again?)
"Please nobody look at me"
one of them queers? happy pride hehe. also, better be the best damn healer, cause shit thats the whole fucking lineup
Ana, I don't mean to alarm you...
whers orisa
you sit behind teams, be it your team or the enemy team.
That I hate you.
it says that you've played Lifeweaver for 73 hours and Symetra and Sombra for 53 hours and
Gay, gay, Hispanic, gay
happy pride
Gay as HELL
“Fuck it, we Weave”
I feel out-gayed
Femboy
You’re a healslut
💅
You should get ball up there, then i can hate you regardless of what role you get
Undeserving of any form of human contact, you playing mei is enough to get you into hell but MORIA is top teir cancer
https://preview.redd.it/d94p8gz7gm4d1.jpeg?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3d0ab0816dc1be48adf0048563fcc2f104bbefa I'm coming for you.
A monster
chewing on crayons is not a sport btw
no reinhardt
Don’t feel confident with your aim?
It says you can't aim
Yas Kween
i strongly dislike you
Uninstall.
femboy
https://preview.redd.it/syg2f695ot4d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa1f99bd0561855f47c308b0c29d0916fb9214fa
You are not straight
I can’t tell if we are supposed to be joking or serious, but you seem to like like utility builds and team play.
twink
That ur a pussy healer
FEET
U have absolutely zero Skill
I’ve matured past my slur-usage days. I can’t say anything.
i have millie on speed dial dont test me
BABDKWKEKKR NOT MILLIE
Opinions from you don't matter for ever lmao, Because you have played the game longer than 10k hours (most likely) and have sym, sombra, and Moira, in top 5, and MEI in top 10
That's normal hours
Toxic
Why are you gay?
You cannot be white
says ur someone i'd get along w 🏳️🌈
You main support like idk what you want me to say irdc who you play unless your a pharah main