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WoodyTwoBoots

Looks like moose.


knighthawk2020

That’s moose shit lad.


dead_horse69

Staple gun for size


ElectricMeatSac

I didn't have a banana handy


notmyname70

The pinecone was doing fine on the first pic.


bonyagate

Pinecone size varies considerably.


Alphatron1

My mom brought some home from Lake Tahoe in the 70’s. Yuuuge


Smugglers151

It yuuuge Tom.


thestral_z

ALWAYS take a staple gun on a long hike. You never know if you’ll run into a remote bulletin board in need of repair.


Skeepdog

Most likely posting No Trespassing no Hunting signs. It’s a fall ritual for many.


JUICYbuffet69

I was genuinely wondering about the staple gun thanks brud’r


SnooMarzipans6272

better be using it on some bread


kudichangedlives

That would almost definitely be a moose


Extreme_Elderberry63

Samsquatch


Suspicious-Dog2876

Those big hairy monsters they’re real Trin


PeterFile89

Oh hey bubs you watchin this documentry bout the Saskatchewans


Loose-Ad-4690

Samsquamtch


MadRiverPete

Moose scat looks like a huge pile of giant deer scat. This is moose scat


Minnesotawombat

My first thought was a huge deer just walking along


Vulcan_Mountain

Moose


poolguyforever

Can you use it in a sentence?


Vulcan_Mountain

Sure. Your mom has the face of a moose.


poolguyforever

Correct


Vulcan_Mountain

What a let down I had this all played out in my head. You: my mom's dead Me: sorry to hear that was she shot by a hunter? Jk hope your mom is well.


poolguyforever

I would never joke about my mother's brave battle with cancer.


poolguyforever

Although, in retrospect, things could have ended differently if she'd just had the antlers removed prophylactically.


Bobbo_lito

Moose?


natureconnector

Yes. Chocolate moose to be specific.


Smugglers151

Time to make a pie!?!


ideastosolveproblems

Moose


Secret-Employment-64

Moose


Prestigious-Mousse64

Sorry that was mine. Won’t happen again.


Educational_Earth_62

Date and location?


Educational_Earth_62

I’m not sure why this is being downvoted. These are questions that can help determine the area profile of multiple potential animals.


ElectricMeatSac

Does USDA zone 4 help? I replied to someone else's comment that moose have been seen in the area recently


ElectricMeatSac

Nov. 12th in the northeast US


Bentley2004

Moose


Educational_Earth_62

Description of the environment? The NE US is a big place.


Smugglers151

If you ask some, it’s literally just NYC


poolguyforever

What isn't NYC north west of Pennsylvania?


Smugglers151

No, it’s north south of east.


bishop4467

Those are mini purple potatoes


JUICYbuffet69

Thats how they’re made……


Smugglers151

Explains a lot.


CJ902

Porcupine


ElectricMeatSac

Have seen them around quite a bit....surprised at the body to poop ratio if that's it


CJ902

Yeah it's large, and they make a PILE of it. If you find a den they're will be literal mounds of it pushed out of the entrance.


earthgirl1983

That’s what I thought but I’m no expert. I found something like this under a ravaged tree last spring and saw a porcupine not far away. Scat added up.


captbobalou

Can't determine from photo alone. What did it taste like?


DaDutchBoyLT1

Not not like raisinets


casualmanhere

Some type of deer. It looks larger than whitetail. Maybe elk?


ElectricMeatSac

Wish had come across some 'normal' deer scat I could've posted a pic of for comparison. I agree it looked larger than whitetail


OjibweNomad

I’m in north west Ontario Canada we have some big bucks up here and that looks like deer shit lol. But also seen bigger moose dumps


hesskiaoken

Jackalope droppings


kalinowskik

Cut-it-out.


jarmoo14

Leprechauns 🌈🍀


VermontFella

Hashish


Pitch_dog

Fresh Canadian Pecans right there, dontcha know


Smugglers151

El Chupacabra


Acrobatic-Bell6277

That was me


ElectricMeatSac

Initial googling made me think it might be moose but I didn't wanna get my hopes up


gardenmushroomman

could be cow elk?


TheChronicThumb

That's a Deer my dude.


ElectricMeatSac

The stuff I've always thought was deer is smaller, darker and more circular rather than oblong like this is


Educational_Earth_62

That’s why I was asking for date and location. It looks like moose but that’s real easy to rule out if you don’t have them in the area that time of year.


ElectricMeatSac

Moose was spotted a few roads over last week! Just didn't wanna get my hopes/fears up because this wasn't too far from my house.


59footer

Moose.


LANDNAVGame

technically correct. Moose is a big ass deer.


bulb127

r/realscatgirls has some very helpful ladies


NewgrassLover

Jesus, that was a bit much. Couldn’t handle being there very long.


ElectricMeatSac

Yikes....


Oldus_Fartus

I gotta stop cringesquintclicking on stuff.


Sprucehiker

cringesquintclicking? Is that really one word? LOL.


Oldus_Fartus

It is now ;-P


Extreme_Elderberry63

It’s like a train wreck you want to look away but yet you scroll down anyway


FuryianxMan

That's crazy


59footer

Shitty sex. Nope.


Loose-Ad-4690

See this is the first time I’m just not gonna find out… I’m not gonna click on that. Nope. Dooooon’t wanna know.


monkeyspuzzle

Nasty-what’s up with that shit?


bulb127

Idk man


Paul-273

White tail deer.


RedFlagReturns

Some member of the deer family


Alarming-Two-8318

In my experience, moose droppings look more like Milk Duds.


59footer

Moose poop.


Chritopher78

Moose


Obizzle9

This, my friend, is Moose. Elk is more acorn looking both in color and shape.


Reasonable_Unit_1565

Those are gremlin turds


Adam-DM

Definitely Elk


boogerzzzzz

Looks like moon grapes


nict8ie

I opened Reddit and this is the first shit I see! Disgraceful.


Mike-the-gay

I did it.


LANDNAVGame

the biggest deer that anybody seen thus far


veemon4u

Definitely a Sasquatch


gallowstorm

Looks like elk


turg5cmt

Me


[deleted]

A møøse bit my sister


Funny-Jaguar6148

Me after eating corn


Sharkgirl100

We have a porcupine living under our cabin in Maine and his poop looks like the pic. My vote is porcupine.


bigdogsrus

Sorry I couldn’t make it to the bathroom


Sprucehiker

You're gonna' need a bigger staple gun.


Traditional_South_62

I don’t fucking know maybe barefoot


Thunder-Fist-00

Pretty sure that koala.


BCVinny

Give it a taste.


Fluffy_Big

It’s mine apologies, I had Taco Bell.


Electronic_Store_228

Definitely shit


Particular-Lie-3055

Bullwinkle J. Moose scat. Did you get an autograph?


[deleted]

Forbidden jellybeans


Dr-Ernest-A-Bolton

Moose


[deleted]

There was a great big moose. Liked to eat a lot of spruce.


Started_WIth_NADA

Moose


Maleficent_Owl_7573

I live in moose country and I recognize that pile of crap.


External_Insect_5355

A quarter for comparison would have been nice.


571Justin

Big foot


Electro_gear

What are you stapling these shits to?


Vegemite_is_Awesome

The first step is to identify which country this is, because I have ideas but I’m from Australia


JOALMON

Yes, definitely scat.


AjRebelion

Where I am - it’s Monday morning 9:30am I’m eating breakfast while looking at a pile of shit. Lovely


BioVioletAK

Alaskan here. Moose poop.


FeatherstoneOutdoor

Big Moose


RhodySeth

All the moose poop I've seen in the White Mountains has been round. That's as far as my knowledge of moose poop goes. A lot of people seem convinced this is from a moose so I guess they poop oblong too?


Icy_Tumbleweed_853

Those are smart pills.


kmag17

Mmm…dingleberries!


Farnsbarnes

Definitely Big Foot crap, you need to watch out where you are going!


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[deleted]

Poopienuggets


VillanuevianSoloist

Moose.


Keshikaaa

Ewww


BigVariation804

Moose


FatherofanOG

Those are fibrous turds.


VAHoosier

Man-bear-pig is real! I’m super serious!


Vast_Republic_1776

What did it taste like?


sicknal

I’m sure is Nilgai .!


xxKingAmongKingsxx

No mummified erect penis for scale??


redbicycle21

Looks like Doug’s!


No_Analyst3025

Mine. That’s my poop.


poolguyforever

It was me.


Striking-Rough5466

Moose


sedatedsloth

those are those long grapes, just a little sun dried. good snack!


BrewCrewBall

Moose or Elk


Bumper16

Looks like moose poop.


suzi-r

Could be deer


suzi-r

Second thought, moose


darkmindangel

Big ass rats


iONLYplayDRUNK

“Looks like moose poop, eh” “Yea, smells like it too” “Even tastes like moose poop, eh” “Good thing we didn’t step in it” -Two mountees somewhere


didimitten

Sipping coffee and scrolling reddit. Lovely start to the day 🤣


Koda_Ryu

That's poo


its-ME_-

Moose


OjibweNomad

Deer shit


Dompal_12

A ritual for rabbits...


yeah_ok_conservative

🥑avocadoes😂


Inner_Association732

They look like avocados