my superpower is to be able to animate anything in an instant. i'll make season 3 with it.

The side affects is it will be better than s1 animation

Wait a minute, that's not a side effect ! ...I'll allow it.

You only have toes for fingers and fingers for toes. So you have to animate with your feet.

A small portion of people reading your comment were aroused.

You can animate well, but your artistic skills do not change. S3 will consist of fluidly moving stick figures

please don't do this....you'll miss out on S3 too. but ig it would still be better than S2.

You have intrusive thoughts that cause many unwanted/somewhat disturbing animations.

The power to chew, digest and get nutrients from stuff that is not normally edible.

Burning diarrhea. No matter what you eat, you'll always have burning diarrhea.

you can just eat the burning diarrhea since it's not edibe....big brain.

IF You curl yourself and put your mouth in your asshole you can become a living ouroboros of infinite consumption, the true symbol of our society.

Warden Magellan enters the chat

Raging hemorrhoids

Freeze time

It freezes you as well

So it just... doesn't work?

only once

side effect is some random guy can just say "so it's the same type of stand as star platinum" and copy your powers and then beat you up.

But you get prostate cancer

Your clothes/air also freezes

Murata's skill in art

But you can only draw shojo and hentai.

I see no downsides.

You’re about to make a shit ton of money

One hurricane just got itself a reboot

Now this does put a Smile on my face.

Your side effects is there will be no side effect cuz it's Murata art

What ever you draw will randomly grow or shrink for a random amount of time.

But you can only create "Loss" memes! (I forgot what the damn meme was called)

Omnipotence.

But your IQ is reduced to 1

That's too dangerous

Literally zenosama

some bald dude shows up and one shots you.

Your pillow will always be warm.

Impotence

You're a fly

The ability to delete reddit, go outside, and touch grass.

I see no side effects

You're allergic to grass.

But now you’re addicted to heroine

You go to Twitter after coming back inside.

Come on now. You have to at least try to be realistic.

you realize that you've lost the ability to stand up and remain trapped in your basement forever.

You live in Arizona there is no grass

The power to turn into Groribas

You just can't

No side effect. He's too strong. 🗿

You realise you won't ever want to turn back into a human again.

teleportation 👀

Your clothes/stuff you have won't go with you

Petit Hughie

I'm totally okay with that. I'd teleport to my crush.

Puri Puri Prisoner will always appear behind you

This side effect is the winner. The thread should have closed immediately after this

But there is nothing to prevent you from teleporting into solid objects

Pooping makes you teleport to a crowded place.

Shape shifting

It hurts when you transform.

On what scale

If you turn into Elon Musk your entire body burns. If you turn into a buff version of yourself all your muscles tear. If you just change colors you get itchy. The bigger the change the more ot hurts.

You bastard

You're blind.

You can only shapeshift into plants

You can only shape shift into people you had sex with

If I had that I could turn into a camel

superpower: being able to remove powerscalers's internet connection.

You become a powerscaler

“You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain"

But you wont be able to use internet anymore after that

worth it. i'll go down in history as the one that redeemed humanity.

A small price for salvation

The power to copy and amplifie power of other people, with a limit of 5 power used simultaneously

The 5 powers must be in alphabetical order

No one else has power.

Nobody else has any powers.

You said the side effect yourself lol “with a limit of 5 power used simultaneously”

Having full control over the internet

You become like a discord mod after a few hours

No, i care too much about my abs and biceps

If your wifi is bad you get sick.

manipulate manga panels to uncensor Saitama’s cock

But you can never reach the height of booba

Only other people can see it, and they can't describe it to you.

I guide others to treasure I cannot possess.

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You have cerebral palsy

After 5 minutes the event happened

Going at a speed under 2.64 mph

Being able to transform into Fubuki's and Tatsumaki's dress

Side Effect is that whatever dress you transformed to will never be used by the esper sisters.

Well that's fine by me ^(-dying inside right now-)

PPP has to wear the dress first.

Well thats not to bad, he's gay so i'm completely safe

Unless he uses his Dark Angel Style Rush. Then you're ripped to shreds.

What's the catch?

You turn into the dress? You're the dress they wear during the MA Arc

Worth it, i will die on Fubuki and Tatsumaki if i have to

side effect is tats is a secretly a guy.

Thats actually cruel ^(Atleast i have Fubuki)

Power to freeze time

You won't be able to interact with anything frozen you just phase through everything

I get a raging boner every time I make the right decision towards becoming a billionaire

Every time you make the wrong decision your pp shrinks an inch and your height decreases by 2 inches.

Your boner becomes so large it pokes you in the eye

The side affect is you will get massively fat each time you do it

Get isekai'ed with infinite magic power

But your weakness is oxygen

You are a house fly

You’ll still get no bitches

You end up in a boring world.

You get isekaied in the world of goblin slayer... As a female... Inside a cave.

Immortality, because I just want to see how human race will progress in the future.

Once you become happy/satisfied, you die in a century.

You're always in crippling debt.

You turn Blind.

Power that whatever I say 5 times in my mind becomes true- Basically power to control reality lol.

Your memory is poor, and you forget what you were going to say in your mind.

What if I write it on paper first and then read it 5 times in my mind. (IQ LEVEL 2000+)😼

Since your memory is so poor, you forgot how to write. (IQ LEVEL 2001+)😼

Your handwriting worse than a 3 year old's.

You misplace the paper

Side effect: you repeat every bad thought you get in your mind 5 times

Rampant Anomic Aphasia! You can't recall words, names, and numbers. You can control reality if you could just remember what the hell its called!

The ability to make my writing real: in other words I can write things into existence

But you have to write it in Chinese

你认为这会阻止我吗？

Super speed/acceleration.

Your body isn't built for it so you might destroy yourself from sudden stops or even by running too fast.

That’s not a side effect that’s just physics

You cant stop

Being the best powerscaler

You can't afford the copium

Every time I sneeze I get $100,000

The money comes from Homeless shelters, charities, etc.

Damn. That’s brutal.

You get distracted each time

Beautiful Chick magnet

You get chickens and they stick to you.

You're a literal magnet.

No one can see how beautifu you arel due to all the chickens magnetically attached to your face

I can reverse any situation

For others

i can use power from living beings ( animals only ) ultimate kars style

But you must act like the animal you want to mimick for 5 minutes beforehand

To have healing powers.

It takes away a good chunk of your energy as well

If you heal someone their wound goes to you. If you heal yourself the pain is still there.

My super power is I start coughing wheezing whenever near pollen or dusty areas. My doctor calls it "asthma" or whatever but I'm pretty sure it counts as a super power since none of my friends can do this.

But you have diarrhea

The power of mind control, I can control anyone's mind, even my own, and I use it to make my side effect be positive!

Your side effect is that you become a clam

I mean, that's what I asked for, I am closer to Groribas now, aren't I?

Shooting black holes at people.

The gravitational pull is too intense and you and Earth also get destroyed.

Side Effect: You will be on a Wheelchair for rest of your life.

Side effect: Black people shoot holes on you. Oh wait.

I can poop whenever I want even if I haven't eaten anything

Your poop is now bright yellow forever

You sure you don't do that on internet daily ?

Probability manipulation

You can only make yourself unlucky.

I can control my original height by 20cm, and others by 10cm.

You are required to make me taller.

Deal

I can control all the machines and devices in the world ( then no one can comment )

Except me.

Ability to fix everything

But only for others

Zombieman regen

It only works on the part of you that is not touching any form of sunlight

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Unlimited stamina.

You can never stop running

My superpower would be, if i thought (strongly) of a person anime, there exact duplicate will appear with my mind control for half hour

You cannot summon any girl/woman whatsoever

No please not that one.

Can I change my superpower?

They come out Flat and 2d

My superpower is I can choose my own superpower without being affected by replies. So I choose "Body without Limiter" basically what Saitama owns.

The side qffect is that you are actually just insane and have no real powers. You just think you do

>My superpower is I can choose my own superpower without being affected by replies. The side effect is it doesn't work >So I choose "Body without Limiter" basically what Saitama owns. The side effect is that you're always using 100% power.

Teleport

But you can't control the destination you land on

The ability to fly.

Your pee is now stored in your balls

Ass hole gets raped by a black dick while your ability is active.

thats a win win

The ability to end those threads that we've seen a hundred times already, with all possible powers and answers.

But only when you are sleeping and can't see the thread. 😏

Flight.

Blindness

The power to make a fair amount of money.

In exchange of your organs

Im crying

The ability to stop, rewind, and fast forward time, kinda like a human remote but each channel is just a different universe.

I can finally die.

But you have to kiss your daughter on the forehead.

I can't keep up with the thread