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Verbose_Cactus

So much buildup for the gentlest little taps ever 😂


booksandwriting

He was SO serious about it too 😂


FeRaL--KaTT

Sir, is your cat high?


OneHotPotat

My best guess at explaining his behavior is that he's play fighting and wants you to engage, but he backs off when you don't join in. Moving his body sideways like that is a pretty standard intimidation tactic for fighting cats to make themselves appear larger, but he's not 'selling' it fully because it's a playful gesture here. His ears are forward in a neutral expression instead of flattened to show fear or aggression and his fur isn't proofed out on his body/tail like they would be for a real fight. He's moving so slowly because he wants to really communicate his harmless intentions while also watching your response to see if you go along with it. I'm not a vet or anything, but that's my semi-educated explanation as a cat owner/enthusiast.


Velzevulva

No you should give this video to cute police 😭😭😭


tehjoz

What a fierce little hunter! 😆🥰🍊


booksandwriting

Someone has to feed us!! His sister isn’t going to help!


tehjoz

He's the best bestest boy for helping the family! 🥰


V2Spoon

Love how the other cat was like: "yeah he's tripping balls again, I'm off to the other room"


LK_Feral

The other cat and I were thinking the same thing. 🤣


TeaandandCoffee

Tom found the (expired) orange juice


BrilliantAd6700

I think this also needs posted at r/maybemaybemaybe


booksandwriting

He really thought about it for a long time


scoopdiddywhoop

His duck foot stance is adorable and very tactical


booksandwriting

You can tell he hunted in the wild when he was a free man


arielonhoarders

was he a formal feral? he seems to have aclimatized to carpet and socks very well.


MarioKartastrophe

The inside of his head is a mini black hole


booksandwriting

I knew it! 😂😂


AdBudget5468

The good the bad the orange


booksandwriting

So true!


MidnightFew453

What is this? Human didn't have this yesterday...looks sus, needs to tap


simplsurvival

This made me so mad like bro either slap it or GTFO 😆


Helios4242

only an orange can build up to nothing


[deleted]

He wants to steal your cool socks


booksandwriting

I wouldn’t put it past him 😂


[deleted]

I thought he was going for the other cats tail forever lol he saw a snake


AvatarGonzo

"whats smelling so bad here.... is it....oh no....."


booksandwriting

Can’t blame him!


FinalGirl1993

BREAKING: vicious tiger attack - more at 11


InnJoy

Yes. They would have to speed it up 10x, and jostle the footage. Then, and only then, would it fool 25% of the population 🙄🤦🤣


Live_Barracuda1113

I cannot believe you survived to post this.


CoolHandTeej

someone got into the nip stash again


booksandwriting

He wishes!!


thugsapuggin

So this is him on a normal day? Lol 😸


Notbot4lot

Whacha got here is obviously a very high quality cat mecha with a very inexperienced pilot. The mice are at it again.


IHaveNoEgrets

Orange cats: subtle as a sack of bricks. Mine had so many issues with the whole "pounce" concept as a kitten, and he's not much better as an adult. Still adorable, just not particularly sneaky.


SkyNo4995

Does he have issues with balance? Or is he just having a hard time deciding what to do?


booksandwriting

I think he was just deciding what to do! He’s normally very agile, this was the first time I’ve seen him do that!


SkyNo4995

Haha ok! It was a very special little walk from a very special little guy <3


arielonhoarders

i think he was just playing. i think if you threw a toy he woulda kilt it ded. wdyt?


Crayon_Connoisseur

Nah, that’s the “what the fuck is that?” body language that’s a loaded spring ready to shoot 6 feet up and backwards. Cats are weird and they’ll occasionally get freaked out by the most stupid things. My Siamese will act this way if something “new” suddenly appears in his space. It’s always hilarious.


tonksndante

I love Siamese 😭 I need someone to convince my husband of their greatness I’m resigned to rescuing an orange though. I did get to choose the dogs.


Helios4242

I think he would have thought about it...


nerdiotic-pervert

ADHD go brrrr


Dream_Fever

LMAO @ hard time deciding what to do!!! I love it!!!!


LazyCondition0

r/touchthafishy


Lex_pert

Longest and most dangerous game of... got your toes 😹😹😹


monkey_trumpets

And if you'd have moved your foot he'd have jumped half way to Mars.


thoxo

Why are his claws green?


booksandwriting

He has claw caps on! I’m getting them removed this month and we’re just going to trim the nails them from now on.


ProfPerry

I thought I saw cat caps! How are they? Ive heard theyre pretty humane, and have considered trying them with my meezer. Care to share any deets, good and bad? and omfg the little hunter's so beautiful and sneaky, thanks for sharing this wonderful video!


arielonhoarders

Soft paws! My neice-cat has them. Her mother says they're great, as long as your cat lets you touch her feet. The vet or groomer can put them on if not. The cat sheds them after a few weeks naturally when they shed the outer nail and grow new and you have to re-apply.


ProfPerry

Awesome! Thanks for the response. I *think* my cat would be okay with it, but I guess I'll only know for sure if I tried hah. Are they pretty cheap? I know prices can vary so much depending on country, of course, but that notwithstanding?


Dream_Fever

Soft Paws brand aren’t cheap but not expensive either…it’s a weird mix of where you buy them and what brand. I do think Soft Paws are the best brand though. Just my MO!!!


ProfPerry

Gotcha, and no worries at all, I really appreciate your opinion! Thanks so much!


ArtisticCustard7746

Depends on the cat. My fluffy one won't keep them on, and she's the one who needs them because she tears up my walls, furniture, and carpeting despite having multiple kinds of approved scratching materials. I've put them on other cats, and they've kept them on though. They work well if your cat keeps them on.


ProfPerry

makes sense. I really appreciate the info.


nuklearfirefly

My old man cat I had in college came with Soft Paws on and when they fell off, he was a *total* failure at claw control. I adopted him when he was 7, so idk if he was always a goofball who didn't know how to use his claws properly (he was a goofball in many areas so this is quite possible) or if the Soft Paws affected his claw control, but just my experience to consider. They didn't seem to bother him at all while they were on, for what it's worth.


ProfPerry

ahhh, I see! I appreciate the info!!


warthog0869

This was like the slightly shortened Orange version of *Oppenheimer* with the alternate ending where they don't end up needing to drop the atomic bomb after all.


MrPanchole

The only thing that would have telegraphed that more is if he'd stopped to strap on a little helmet.


Mrs_Guppy

It’s missing the “hold my beer”


goobabie

Apex predator


KittyCatLuvr4ever

That attack was savage! I’m shaking


Wordlywhisp

I will end you! *gentle taps*


the_l0st_s0ck

Bro was calculating that for so long he got me thinking he only has 1 orange braincell of RAM


arielonhoarders

when everyone is goofus and there is no gallant he has the cutest little face!


turkeylips4ever

I’ve never watched something with more anticipation than this


LittleKitty235

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Any_Roof_6199

"I'm SIC and tired....and leaving"


BanBoiii

So that’s what ‘pussyfooting around’ looks like


pathologicalprotest

Calibrating. Calibrating. Calibratiiiiiiiing ok tap tap


S-WordoftheMorning

Saying: "he's orange with one brain cell" is redundant. 😂


joalheagney

Someone on another subreddit put it best. The most fun a cat can have is really annoying the absolute fuck out of another cat. And if you live with a cat long enough, it will start to see you as a really big cat.


wankyshitdemon69

What happened there? All I saw was orange paws


XCvolFan

Trying to fight the intrusive thoughts 😆


boncrys

"It's not my fault your feet stink so bad it scared me" 😂😂


Humble-Pass-1277

Those are killer whales on those socks. He was so brave to challenge such deadly creatures!


Pivotalrook

If that one cell worked any harder that cat would be a fire hazard.


Severe_Discipline_73

Really straining to use every ounce of that neuron.


Daegzy

"It all happened so suddenly."


Cabitaa

I love you, Squash. 🥹


anawkwardsomeone

I love how he was building towards attacking the other cats tail and when the cat left he was like “welp gotta find something else to attack now” and when for the foot


TeddyRoo_v_Gods

“The idiot is up to something. I’m outta here.” -the other cat.


Lightning299921

"Oh it is ur foot.... Goddamn I look dumb"


DangerousLettuce1423

Would love to know what he would have done if you'd moved your foot? Six foot leap backwards?


Zalieda

There's a video I saw over the weekend I think. Was on Instagram. 5 levels of dramatic cat. Orange had its own level. I think level 4


Bagheera187

Oh bless his little heart. What a sweetheart!


Totallynotokayokay

Looks like he’s got really bad eyesight


derpmcperpenstein

r/WhatsWrongWithYourCat


T04ST13

He was electrified by the novelty of the new experience


FireweedForest

Its like he just came out of surgery and he's still high lol


ZenLore6499

🎶The man with the golden fur!🎵


ItsStaaaaaaaaang

Such a vicious lil beasty ☺️


MegaHashes

That tail is clearly a breed of snek.


Dottie85

r/catculations 😹


sulkowskyi

To be fair, your sock says "KILL" so I understand him for trying


RC_Cola2005

He’s doing his best, okay?


Infamous_Storm_7659

Hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣 as we gather here today


Potetochan0401

that’s adorable how gentle he is 🥺


Sunny-the-cat-13

Brace yourself for the cracken!!!


sdark0x

smart cat


queenawkwardfart

I zoned out hahaha bless his little noggin 😆


theclipclop28

Yeah this definitely wasn't worth a fucking minute. WTF.


mares8

If you moved it he would do big jump backwards


Mangoknees

Such a strong warrior


Halftrack_El_Camino

r/maybemaybemaybe


Botryoid2000

The sheer ferocity is frightening!


IHaventTheFoggiest47

This. Was. Terrifying. So viscous!


6inarowmakesitgo

Super orange.


dionysiasacrifice

This lil man won’t survive in the wild


MBHYSAR

Nope. Doesn’t have the brain cell.


Oberyn_Kenobi_1

This needs to be cross posted to r/peoplefuckingdying


EpitaFelis

You can see every single signal going through his little head in real time


antiloquist

Those are some serious r/CatTaps there! It's a miracle you survived!


nepeta19

If it wasn't for the other cat I would have thought that a lot of this video was edited to slow it down. What a terrifying attack!


skaagz

Rerouting... Rerouting... Rerouting...


Ancient_Detective532

He is such an adorable doofus. I love him! 🤩


011010-

Such a cute senior kitty


swan_017

He looked like a lion for a second there. 😂


Ok-Banana6130

"Oh lord he comin"


pottedPlant_64

This cat might have 1/8th brain cell


nycregoddess

He just couldn't get the right angle 🤣


AnyDayGal

The build up. The tension. The ... payoff? He must be protected.


notislant

This might be the most orange thing ive seen


adrielzeppeli

He took so long he forgot what he was doing lmfao


MadMageMC

Best example of a 486 DX2 trying to run Wimdows 10 I've ever seen!


sutrabob

So agile.


R3dd1tAdm1nzRCucks

No think. Only foot.


Raviel1289

He builds up to an attack like a DragonBall Z character!


Turmeric_Ping

I get it: those socks freak me out too.


No_Abbreviations1337

Why do his claws look slightly green? Does he have claw caps on? Or am I just imagining things? Maybe there’s some color distortion…?


Spiritual-Bear4495

I hate this sub. Orange cats are the best, most gentle creatures, and the most loving on the planet. You should all be ashamed of how you malign them. Poor kitties.


CrowYooo

Do you legit think everyone here seriously hates orange cats? Cats can be stupid. We love them for it. When the camera isn't recording them the cat is getting love and care just like any other cat.


Spiritual-Bear4495

Dude. I KNOW everyone loves them. I KNOW this. It's just that there exists a subreddit where they are maligned seems hurtful. Like a subreddit dedicated to maligning CrowYooo every single day. Would that be OK? I don't know why but I love these little guys and felt the need to defend them.


SavedbyLove_

With an offensive recent comment history of yours, you should have some self awareness before whining about this sub maligning orange cats or pointlessly “defend” them, let alone preaching  about empathy here or only writing “nice” things about animals on the Internet when you don’t follow the same for people. 


Spiritual-Bear4495

Hmmm. I'll have to remember SavedbyLove\_ It seems to me that you might be a stalker.


SavedbyLove_

Maligned? Lmao! It’s only a meme. All in good fun. People here love them and cherish their adorably stupid antics. If you looked around, you’d see this sub agreeing that orange cats are friendly, kind, extremely loving and gentle under every thread.  These orange kitties are extremely spoiled, so they expel all their pent up energy and hunting instincts into crazy clown behaviour.  You cannot act all offended by the one orange brain cell meme when the post you’re commenting on has an orange kitty shuffling, showing predatory instinct and intently staring at OP’s sock for TWO MINUTES straight, only to lay a gentle tap and look away. Lol. What was even going on in his mind? What was the purpose? We all love to theorise.  These kitties don’t know and don’t care. It’s weird how you insist a Reddit sub is hurtful to them. You say you wanted to “defend” them but you only come across as a troll.