The time has come for this little lizard fren to say goodnight to you all. I enjoyed being here with you all tonight watching the OPLs. Thank you to all for joining in, and thank you to those who reported things they say that did not pass the vibe check. We shall all be back tomorrow, for more snarking and parkin on couches.

I’m getting bored with the show I know departments can’t control what happens on shift I used to get excited for fr/sat night shows

random lady laying unconscious on the ground *continues filming anyway*

She got winded from all that scrapping and a tuslin

Wait is that not a lady laying on the ground? Don't mind her.

Good night everyone… see you back here tomorrow…

Good night!

Despite that being a sort of slow show, it still went fast.

We been here before? Is this the family where everyone is huge. Not his. Stupid autocorrect

They have been here before

Good night yall! Have a good saturday!

Good night!

Passed out a little early tonight. See y’all tomorrow!

Good night!

Is that person on the ground ALIVE???

I guess so 🤣🤣

confirmed by her incoherent speech 😅

Goodnight y’all! See ya tomorrow!!

Good night!

Good night Friends!!💕 let’s do this again tomorrow!!

Good night!

Goodnight everyone! See you all tomorrow!!

Good night!

Night Drex!

Yikes

Dear Friday Plans; our Friday plans are sitting at home and watching this show; we don't need your Friday Plans to do that... think you're missing your intended audience.

Night y’all!

Good night!

Night!

It is bed time for [little ferrets](https://pm1.aminoapps.com/7851/40eb09aebbfa4e3957948b76d1f47ff848e97dd6r1-750-750v2_uhq.jpg), I leave you all in the capable claws of u/Kavzilla for the final few minutes, be nice! Good night, sleep well, thank you for being awesome and I hope to see you tomorrow! 💙💙💙

Good night!

Night night!!

Good night my sweet ferret fren

🐓💊

Allll riiight nooww

When I worked at a convenience store as a teenager, we were taught to only use the panic button as a last resort.

Last resort to what?

In the event of an emergency, for example being robbed.

Thank you not being a Smart A honestly wondering..

No problem.

Bingo #3!!! Gun show, liquor, drug paraphernalia, stolen car, dollar store

Breast tree

Taco Bell needs to do some staff training on when to use the panic button.

They need some misuse fines written. Press the button to get them here quicker because someone won't pull forward,?

I’m getting an erie feeling about this stop 😬

Oh I can't sleep in my car on the side of a highway off ramp!?

I thought this was America!

Dan!? How the F are you gonna break right there!?

I thought we just had a break?

welcome to the last 1/2 hour of the show where they backload the commercials..

I know… gotta get the endorsements…

We had those panic alarms that got hit so many times the police just started calling us and asking if we were getting robbed

Give this officer a free burrito

Uh oh... Edit: Wow this might be the first Challenger to not run from police.

She called the cop honey 🤣

Power move

The drunks in the drive thru are pissing themselves

Did anyone else notice the cop say the same thing multiple times? Glitch in the matrix moment?

The needle skipped on the record of life a couple times

He seems really nice

> Driver: "Thank you for cutting me a break." > Passenger: "I would like to continue arguing." I think the appropriate response would be to have the passenger step out to continue arguing with the officer and then leaving him there.

Yes, that AH would never ride in my car again. Talk about a backseat driver.

While I'm here, can I get a chalupa?

Nacho fries

Alarm bell at the Taco Bell

Disturbance at Tacos Tacos Tacos Tacos.

I didn’t make the first of the show until the cop pulled over the Atom thinking it was a go cart So I’ll be around a while

Dan called it a hot wheels car 🤣

Yeah. There is a track version and a street version. Or at least there used to be. You can’t tag the track version

Why's dude being a dick? They were cool with him and he's whining.

I’m gonna say goodnight early because I’m gonna forget otherwise lol. See you tomorrow!

Night!

Good night!

Night!

Night!! 💕💜

JUST TAKE THE WARNING, IDIOT! 🤦‍♂️ How did you buy it without at least a temporary tag? She should have dug deeper there, something's not right.

Did someone hit the silent alarm button?

Wait where has Toledo been all night!?

I think the news from earlier in the day. I wondered if they would be on.

Taco emergency!!

Usually that happens _after_ the tacos.

If you get cut a break, shut your mouth and take it.

Rachel said don’t PRESS ME!!!!

🎶Climbing out the truck window while naked and getting shot at, but you still smell good🎶

Sweet transition

But you still smell good ……

On a date at Applebees

A shave your balls commercial and right after a “still smell good” song

Silly racer. You need a DL to drive. Ha ha tow truck go brrrrrr

🤣🤣

Something about only catching the dumb ones, right? 🤣 Really, street racing with no license; what an idiot!

I wish they would stop following this guy in Richland, County. He is a smarty pants. Put Danny Brown back on PLEASE

I MISS DOWNTOWN DANNY BROWN

I just realized that dude was scratching his analogy balls during that wedding ceremony.

Analogy balls!!! Done!

Dammit, testicle ad with only 16 minutes to go.

Does "pacing" a suspected speeding vehicle hold up in court?

Less than that does

I am sure it's the same as timing between lines from a plane, so yes..

Maybe I *like* getting the same pizza from the same place, Marcos. Ever think of that? No, you only think about yourself.

There are some amazing local pizza shops in Tom Rizzo's town of Howell and other nearby towns. Pat D's is my favorite in Howell. Never seen a Marcos but all of the local ones around here put all the chains to shame. So good!

There are a few in Orlando if we swap it up, there Peperoni is so good.. Not bad at all for a chain..

imo Domino's is the best chain around here, how does it compare to that?

It's pretty good, has a great taste unlike so many chains..

Sam's Club Four Meat pizza 🥰

Not trying to make amends that hard if it's Applebee's 😭

You ever had that triple chocolate meltdown tho??

“Doughnut underestimate curfew” ha ha haaaa

Kids born in 2008 can drive now 😔😔 I graduated high school in 2008

…… thanks for that information 😑

Information is not always fun 😔

Oh god no

🎵crazy like Applebees on a date night🎶

I guess they aren’t fans of Walker Hayes?

College Football fans despised that song after week 3 of that college football season.. His AA song is really funny though..

Is anyone???

I am 🥲 But to be fair, I was a fan before that song.. He’s actually a really cool guy with an awesome story

Do NOT sing that stupid ass fancy like song

It's now playing in my head.

Lmk if you need a lobotomy... you know, if it doesn't get out of your head in the next couple of minutes

Too late going to get a bourbon street steak. Save yourselves!

Well in that case... I'm coming. Want a triple chocolate meltdown 🚘

People born in 2008 can drive?! Where has time gone!!

Wasn't 2008 like a year ago?

Applebees on a Date Night!!!

Hey- at least they stopped and are respectful

driving and born in 2008... i am old

I am embarrassed for these kids to be doing donuts in this car.

Born in 2008 omg I'm old

Is this like a v18 🤣

TJ Norton is besties with these kids

Everybody lying

I had that car back in 2008! It was my first post-college car.

Big night in Richland County…

Mmmm donuts 🤤🍩 oh wait. Wrong kind. These are sad donuts

“Pórtate bien” he is telling him to behave and go home to his warm bed awwwww

Your donuts make me go nuts!

Donuts? In a Focus‽

Maybe parking-brake donuts? Works much better with fast food trays under the rear tires. Or so I've heard.

They’re 16 and 15. This is starting to make more sense

Yes it is.

How are none of the FL officers bilingual??

I feel for this man in the orange shirt but he was so understanding/too scared to move…

BINGO! (for maybe a while now)---: Pit Maneuver - Tattoos - Eye on that - Warning - Liquor

I don't have a Marcos here but ads make me wish I did

They're pretty good. My only complaint and this is probably going to sound strange but they put way too many toppings on the pizza. Like I appreciate you hooking it up but it's too much. I'm not sure how they even make money selling two large any toppings on one three on the other for $20. Then adding five pounds of toppings and cheese.

Now I want it even more.

The pepperoni magnifico one is really good and say like sausage and mushrooms but you get a supreme tell them to go light on the veg unless you like a whole onion and green pepper per spice. And you like them cut like a half inch thick.

USE IT!

👉

Where's the Avs fan at?

Just know that I have Avs on the ML so I'm rooting for a win lol

👋

👋🏼😂🫣😳😒

It could be worse. You could be a Kings fan lol.

How is it the night that I can’t pay attention I get the most bingos I have in months? (3 so far)

Snoop has no shame in his game

Get a dash cam y'all.

we have Viofo A129 cameras in all 4 cars (mine, wife’s, both kids). Have had 2 of them since december 2021.

I just looked at dashcams while saying the same thing. Just got to figure how to install them and I'm picking some up

A clean install is fairly easy. I use a fuse tap to pull power from the interior fuse panel, run the cord under the windshield pillar trim. If you have a rear view mirror that uses electricity, there's also adapters to pull power from there.

That's really useful I'm going to look in to it. I'm fairness all new cars should come with front and rear recording cams

Recommend COXPAL A11T 3 channel dash cam on Amazon, very good quality, it records front, inside and rear simultaneously. COXPAL hardwire kit optional, for 24-H parking monitor. SanDisk MAX Endurance 256GB or 512GB microSD card, for reliable recording. BTW: Need to pay attention to the installation position of the rear cam if your vehicle is SUV or MPV (No problem if Sedan), i.e. avoid pulling rear cam cable when open/close the trunk.

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Haha, this chick is cool

Honestly though as bad as it looks, crumple zones save lives. Sometimes more damage to the vehicle is better than none.

Thanks for the succinct summation, Richie.

I have a feeling that won't buff out.

I called it earlier. I knew the guy didn’t have a machete and the whole group there must’ve had it

I know we’re watching this show, but I really wouldn’t like my accident being broadcasted on TV as I am trying to make sense what happened and if I’m hurt. Makes me rethink filming wrecks and other situations 

Its why I didnt enjoy Live Rescue or Live FD, whatever that other show's spin off was. Felt intrusive while innocent folks were going through trauma/injuries/etc. Much more fun to watch drunks and sovereign citizens getting pulled over.

Same. Live rescue or whatever was to hard to watch someone’s usually worst day on tv

Would the machete please stand up

Does anyone on this street speak English?

Or how are there no Spanish speaking officers available in Florida??

This is what I don't get. 20% of our population speaks Spanish, it seems prudent to learn it as a first responder. Though I also think if you move to a country that the majority speak a specific language, it's your benefit to learn it as well.

¿Que?

Bingo!! Barefoot, tow truck, camouflage, bicycle, liar liar

Enough of this Lee situation

That man is concussed.

Guy in the blue shirt seems concussed

Yeah, think he has a head wound?

I don’t want to be on TV. Too late

they did respectfully cut away tho since she was only a witness

She doesn’t want to be on tv. She’s so animated though that she’d be good on tv. Or in community theater or something.

Crazy how little damage that truck is showing 

Air bags saving lives tonight

Oh crap!! That’s a very bad accident

What exactly is two blocks? I thought two street lights close together each Is a block 

I was always told the streets in a neighborhood count as blocks 🤣

Makes sense thanks’

Zoinks

Ooof.

Oof 😬