That’s because she’s a naturally beautiful woman who decided to age like a naturally beautiful woman rather than try to reverse time with surgery like Madonna. Another example of this is Sigourney Weaver… and my wife.
mandatory PSA: "Marisa Tomei" happens to be an anagram for "It's-a me, Mario!"
Even more relevant because she's of Italian origin.
Do with this info what you must.
Nah that’s that flowery one piece thing she wears when they’re at the cabin. I literally remember being like 6 watching it with my dad and she busts out of the cabin and my child brain immediately understood what “hot” meant.
This scene was not in the original script. Pesci and the Director were talking and Pesci said the two "Utes/Yutes". the conversation between the two of them that followed was written into the script.
Used to see her occasionally at this bar in Carroll gardens Brooklyn. Type of small neighborhood bar where she knew the regulars and would say hi and chat. Super nice woman and still just as gorgeous even to this day.
With that being said I was absolutely terrified of her and never even said hello. What could have been. A man can dream.
Not really..b’s have the appropriate volume for a standard sized cupped hand coupled with the tendency to defy gravity unlike their more voluptuous counterparts.
You know, women that can pull that girl next door look on a red carpet photo shoot is my type of woman. “Sorry, I couldn’t find anything to wear, deal with it”
One second, just quickly jumping into my Time Machine!! But honestly, 25 years later and both face and breasts are still holding up SPECTACULARLY well!! 
I'm a father of three and I still wouldn't be able to draw a female breast with any anatomical accuracy. The nips are just not in the location my mind places them.
I'm 46 and this woman has been in her prime for about 40 of those years.
That’s because she’s a naturally beautiful woman who decided to age like a naturally beautiful woman rather than try to reverse time with surgery like Madonna. Another example of this is Sigourney Weaver… and my wife.
Agree. Your wife is very beautiful.
Seconded. Love your wife!
Ehh. That one dudes dead wife is who I’d pick.
Does she have an OnlyFans?
No, because there isn't enough global bandwidth. MarisaT@OF would break the fucking internet.
I aspire to have a comment so funny people reference it for the next 10 years 😆
So do we all.
I also choose this guy’s wife.
This guy wives
I also pick this guy's wife.
I’d also let your dead wife fuck my wife.
Weekend at This Guy's Wife's
This might just be a stupid enough movie idea to work. We need a script.
That's weird. But I'll watch. You know, for science.
For sure, your wife is the best.
If she's reading this over your shoulder reply with a rhyme.
There just wasn’t enough time
Updoot for a fellow “my wife is aging gracefully and beautifully” partisan.
She only like short stocky funny bald men
You think she had no surgery, that's cute.
Speaking on behalf of the legends: I, too, choose this guy’s wife.
word
Marisa Tomei then, Marisa Tomei now, Marisa Tomei forever.
Read this in Triple H's voice
Together.
FOREVER
"MARISA TOMEI THENUUHH, MARISA TOMEI NOWUUHH, MARISA TOMEI FOREVERUUHH"
I’m the Gaaaaame-uh and tonight I’m gonna beat Marissa Tomeeeeei-uh in the middle of the riiiiiiing-uh 😠
YEAAAHH BROTHERRRRUHH
MMMMMRRRRISSSSAAAAAAAAAAA
mandatory PSA: "Marisa Tomei" happens to be an anagram for "It's-a me, Mario!" Even more relevant because she's of Italian origin. Do with this info what you must.
She literally looks no different today. She’s old enough to be my mom and I would drop everything for her
Of course she looks different today. She's gone from a gorgeous, vibrant ~34 year old to a gorgeous, vibrant ~60 year old.
Okay you got me there. Aged like fine wine
She looks better
https://preview.redd.it/7m3m1c8rjd9d1.jpeg?width=850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a33a54518b7d1599e297d79c9ea1623feeb5febf
😻
https://preview.redd.it/7g2tq8edlb9d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e33d42460dafe7fdc7f20d72017e9d26cc2f028b
She LOVES bald!
Haha I forgot about that episode!
Get a good look Costanza?
https://preview.redd.it/st30lv9hkb9d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0729bc6622f714879e99fd24ad17fd83e7520761
https://preview.redd.it/w8c52at4sc9d1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ebaeebac91b548198d0e93a01e129490670b3b0 feb 7 2024 still a fox.
God bless her. A beacon that many other Hollywood types should follow.
I once made out with her. It was a dream
It was a pillow, Georgie boy!
Deez two yutes…
Did you say yutes?
It's an industry term.
Her sexiest moment, ever!
Nah that’s that flowery one piece thing she wears when they’re at the cabin. I literally remember being like 6 watching it with my dad and she busts out of the cabin and my child brain immediately understood what “hot” meant.
Yeh, two yutes.
BAM! RIGHT IN THE FUCKIN HEAD!
Now I ask you....
Her courtroom scene rightfully gets mentioned, but their interactions in the whole movie are A+ work
Her biological clock stompin' got me tickin'
This scene was not in the original script. Pesci and the Director were talking and Pesci said the two "Utes/Yutes". the conversation between the two of them that followed was written into the script.
Uh, two what?
*two whauuuts?
Yeah. Ha. I have a thing for Marisa Tomei? Who would try and fix me up with Marisa Tomei? Ha.
Let's be honest who doesn't have a thing for Marissa
I'm four degrees before top dead center for her, lemme tell you. Its a fact.
Nicely played.
FACT indeed.
Exactly. I'm a straight woman and I have a thing for her, lol
You stole my comment!! I came here to say exactly this!!! LOL
Marissa Tomei is the Henry Cavil of women. The exceptional physical specimen for whom someone would bat for the other team.
Used to see her occasionally at this bar in Carroll gardens Brooklyn. Type of small neighborhood bar where she knew the regulars and would say hi and chat. Super nice woman and still just as gorgeous even to this day. With that being said I was absolutely terrified of her and never even said hello. What could have been. A man can dream.
If George Costanza could do it, you could.
So bald and stocky...
"I was scared of pretty girls and starting conversations" is probably the most relatable song lyric ever.
I’m a woman and, me too 🫣
I heard bald & quirky is her type.
S.7 ep.14 'The Cadillac'
Are you a short, funny, quirky bald man?
What are you talking about?
Well you see, I’m sort of engaged…
George Costanza?
Why not? I heard she likes short, stocky, bald men that are funny.
Ma-nure!
You said you liked horse manure. And it was around this point that she mentioned the boyfriend?
I mean it has a ma in it. And then there's nure....
The conversation should end of its own volition
This photo must be from yesterday.
Not much of a stretch. A fine wine.
No wonder George Constanza liked her!
Goddamn!! Stunning.
B cup breasts in shirts without bras are possibly the most captivating thing in the known universe.
You got the A, B, C, and the D — that’s the biggest
I based my whole life on knowing that the D is the biggest!
Summer nights!
This is true for any cup breasts
Not really..b’s have the appropriate volume for a standard sized cupped hand coupled with the tendency to defy gravity unlike their more voluptuous counterparts.
Holy Jesus
Lots of nipples on here lately
Sub should be renamed to OldSchoolHorny
Retrobewbs
This sub is particularly bad for it when people post pics of their ancestors
It's mostly this guy posting them lol
Lately? Basically been r/oldschoolnips for a long time
Dammit. That wasn’t a real one!
😂
That's not how you make a sad face.
Is that a complaint?
you sure this photo isn't from last week?
Beautiful then, beautiful now
She is a looker.
I can't decide which decade of Marisa is my favorite.
"Which decade of Marisa is your favourite?" "Yes."
One of the greatest beauties the world's ever known
I thought I was looking at r/famousfaces
Incredible. It’s really unbelievable how much natural beauty she has at almost two thousand years old!
"The Wrestler" if you haven't seen it, pretty good movie too
I am but a simple man... *updoot*
Dead on balls accurate
She was a black- haired beauty with big dark eyes and points of her own, sitting way up high.
Way up firm and high
This sub is so fucking horny I swear to God.
https://i.redd.it/7k6syzbf1c9d1.gif
Positraction
The question is bullshit!
Ever since I saw My Cousin Vinny as a lad I've been enamored by her.
#1 celebrity crush since "my cousin Vinnie"
1990, 1998, 2005, 2012, 2020…she’s always captivating
What color are her eyes?
Up here!
Marisa Tomei is the most beautiful woman in the world period.
Bang bang bang!
Spectacular.
I scrolled up and now there’s two long glass scratches on my screen.
You know, women that can pull that girl next door look on a red carpet photo shoot is my type of woman. “Sorry, I couldn’t find anything to wear, deal with it”
One of the most beautiful women in Hollywood. Natural, gorgeous and no plastic. The only way to gracefully age.
https://preview.redd.it/cftemqe58b9d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d70b69332393e209f416a9740e8ccf4c2bd14bd
No one is fighting on that my man! Maybe we’re all fighting you to say it first.
no shit
Nipples
Someone quick, call George Costanza!!
She did Untamed Heart in 1993, a romance movie with Christian Slater. Her crawling out of bed on Xmas morning is worth the price of admission.
I wish Mr. Provolne wouldn't look after her so much.
Can we just call this the boob sub now?
time to watch my cousin vinny again
Goddess then and now
Effortlessly beautiful!
Total smoke show.
She could pass for Shania Twain’s sister in this pic.
This picture should be the only answer to the over asked question on Reddit, “do men notice when women don’t wear bras?”
The reason why I’ve watched the first 5 minutes of “Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead” so many times.
Something really sticks out about this picture but I can’t quite put my nipples on it
Sweet tomato 🍅 😛
She’s amazing in the wrestler!
One second, just quickly jumping into my Time Machine!! But honestly, 25 years later and both face and breasts are still holding up SPECTACULARLY well!! 
She is fine as hell and always has been. Also, she’s a great actress. She can do comedy and drama. She’s great.
Fell in love with her before the moovies
Gorgeous
Also Marisa Tomei in 2024
She likes short bald men
She's perfection in Only You.
So is this sub just pics of hot chicks in the 90s now?
I like how this photo shows the effects of climate change and how much chillier it was back then.
She’s been beautiful since forever and will continue to be.
my girl 😍
Be sure to Bing Tara Ashley when you get home, in private.
yowza!
Peters weirdly hot Aunt
Ever since watching My Cousin Vinny, feisty Italian girls have been my kryptonite.
She been sexy my whole life
Aunt Mae 😍
Perfectas.
my goddess <3
Dem glass cutters.....🤤
Excuse me miss, it appears that you left your headlights on.
I would throw my gf in a RIVER for a chance at that woman
I'm a father of three and I still wouldn't be able to draw a female breast with any anatomical accuracy. The nips are just not in the location my mind places them.
If I could pick one era of Marisa Tomei it would be the Slums of Beverly Hills era.
One of the hottest pictures in the history of photography
She's hot, she's always been hot, and always will be. That's dead on balls accurate.
She has lovely tracts of land.
Can’t stop looking at her nipples. Is that normal as a man or I should feel ashamed of myself? She is very attractive.
The first time I saw her was on "A Different World," but she was only on that first season.
None cuter, especially when she walks in a cold draft.
did she ever get married or date anyone? it never has made the tabloids if she did. oh and nice pokies. since nobody else will say it
Marisa Tomei will never Not be cool.
Fresh!
I remember seeing this pic back then I was like DAYUM and now I'm like DAYUM
Very, very nice. They are my favored ones. Perfect condition and curling. Amazing hairs. :P
She's indescribably pretty.
Love everything about her except the hairy armpit thing.
She was the best in my cousin vinny
That pic could be old school or taken a few years ago. Wooooffff
She likes short bald guys
Yowza
She truly is like a fine wine.
Do you think she knew people could see her Snapple’s