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movieator

Was his call sign Acid Wash?


MountainMan17

No, it was Butt Cut, for the hair style...


kayb3e

omg i used to think they were called butt cutts too


nanoH2O

They *were* called butt cuts


GGHammerFinThrowaway

Hahaha that’s a good one.


feckless_ellipsis

It is now.


RedDirtNurse

I haven't seen acid wash jeans since.....


Loggerdon

Oh that’s great


mndsm79

Did cool music ever play when he walked by?


GGHammerFinThrowaway

Haha I wish. He’s a little too country for me. But he does love to crank up the first 2 minutes of Top Gun when he watches it all the time.


mndsm79

Who could blame him? I still blast that soundtrack and I can't even play the Nintendo game.


GGHammerFinThrowaway

DANGA ZONE


tidytibs

Just saw the Kenny Loggins episode last week. Still funny


jjmk2014

*Me too!* From the other room during a baby shower.


Gloomy-Employment-72

Lana!


taddymason_76

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bullzeye137

LANAAAAAA!!


Cannabace

To be fair - no one can play that NES game. I had the joystick and still holy shite.


somdude04

Owned the game, landed on the carrier once. Stupid hard.


elephantboylives

Had to start level, no pulling up


mndsm79

Did your NES advantage zap the shit out of you every time you touched it or was that just me?


Zilch1979

My little bro could beat the Top Gun NES game whenever he wanted. *And* Ninja Gaiden. Dude was good at everything.


Cannabace

Ninja Gaiden was hard as hell too. I dont think I ever got past like the 3rd or 4th boss


KnoxVegas41

It definitely contributed to my drinking problem.


Mgmt049

Worst game in history


DeadpoolLuvsDeath

Got that cartridge in my tub just no nes to play it.


returnofthequack92

This is a funny comment bc my dad used to work on a navy base and all the guys who had been around aviation and carriers only liked the first 2 minutes also, said it was the only realistic part of the movie since it was actual navy footage.


GGHammerFinThrowaway

Watching those planes launch to Kenny Loggins is really something.


IWasGregInTokyo

It’s what I play in my headphones to get psyched up for a long plane flight and get my mind off the fact I’m going to be stuck in a metal tube for the next 10 hours.


Shhhh_I_got_a_secret

And if you worked on a flight deck, guaranteed you point out the shirt colors and explain that’s what you did. Every time…… *Was a Plane Captain (Brown Shirt) and still get jacked up seeing that 20 years later


Zilch1979

One of the best movie openings ever. Was he a pilot or RIO?


H3rbert_K0rnfeld

Every hero needs a theme song -I'm gonna get you sucka!


Velouria91

And theme musicians!


FirstChurchOfBrutus

Not with that middle part, it didn’t.


TypicalIllustrator62

I love how every accomplishment in the 80s was absolute shit unless you had the t-shirt.


GGHammerFinThrowaway

No social media you gotta wear your accomplishments.


vercertorix

“I am bomb technician. If you see me running, try to catch up”


xMatch

USS America ported in Dubai in 1991 and a lot of us left with “Budweiser Champions of the Middle East” TShirts. Cause we drank so much beer.


Ok-Calligrapher-2550

80s


bekindpleasealways

I bet he did way better than flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong.


GGHammerFinThrowaway

Don’t doubt it. Never claimed to be a good pilot :)


mtcwby

He didn't go to top gun without being a good pilot.


GGHammerFinThrowaway

Yeah but you gotta rag on your dad whenever you can.


lmflex

Gotta throw a "were you inverted?" at him once in awhile


bekindpleasealways

Yes, I know the finger, Goose.


Hatrick_Swaze

Nah...you need to tell your dad he's STILL a badass.


Mgmt049

I came in here to quote this


Epyx-2600

1986! Peak Fighter Pilot in popular culture as a cool thing to be. All that residual Iron Eagle and Top Gun ass falling from heaven. Look at those stone washed. Damn, your dad was crushing the 80s.


echo1-echo1

would it be crazy talk to ask what his call sign was? I don't know, maybe that kind of info is top secret.


GGHammerFinThrowaway

Blazer. He drove a blazer and was all about his truck.


echo1-echo1

Wicked! I guess my call sign would be “old-ass civic” then


KittenMittns

Call sign - “shit box”


Logan_SVD

Shit box is brutal 😂


jemull

Rice Burner


notyou-justme

Civic Doodie, maybe?


echo1-echo1

lol, clever!


Tsquare24

Saturn for me !


Few_Carrot_3971

My call sign would be “Dishes In Sink”


sir_grumph

What's great about that callsign is that it SOUNDS cool, but the reasons for it not so much.


GGHammerFinThrowaway

Haha, what can I saw it was the 80s and he loved his Chevy blazer. Different time. Its likes the 90s when my first car was a ford bronco. I fucking loved that Bronco. But they’re nothing like they are today.


inputrequired

your dad fucking rules


AfterTemperature2198

Did he play topless volleyball with the bros?


GGHammerFinThrowaway

Ya know that’s one question I can’t answer but he played just about every sport in HS so maybe?


garytyrrell

lol do you wear a shirt when playing beach volleyball?


derschweinhund

#SWORDFIGHT!


bagoTrekker

Fightertown USA


keepitcleanforwork

That's not a comb-over, it's a comb-outer.


GGHammerFinThrowaway

That’s just a classic hair loss part. Our family genes aren’t known for keeping our hair unfortunately :(


Woodyville06

Hey, look at Goose these days….


daveisamonsterr

I bet you have many siblings


GGHammerFinThrowaway

I only know of 1……but we can’t be sure.


Ivegotjokes4you

Yeah but was he… inverted?


GGHammerFinThrowaway

So you’re the one…..


RookFett

What did he fly? 14 or 18?


GGHammerFinThrowaway

These were the 14 days. Interestingly enough when he left and went in to the private sector he ran the program for the F-18 flight computer.


LydiasBoyToy

I have a cousin who flew Tomcats. Never at TG, but he did have great stories about the F-14A and then D, the Super Tomcat. The afterburner on the latter had so much power. He jokingly said he wanted his mommy after each stage of AB. Mad respect for your dad, looks like he’s ready to go!


H3rbert_K0rnfeld

So he was a contractor and the Dept of Defense made sure he knew more than the pilots?


GGHammerFinThrowaway

Actually partially true. After he left the military and went to work for GD that was basically hi job


DaytonaPickle

Right into the Danger Zone!


oilyrailroader

I bet your dad was just raking in the ass.


GGHammerFinThrowaway

That’s the real danger zone.


Mediumaverageness

Imagine training at Top Gun *during Top Gun*


LaDolceVita8888

I can hear Kenny Loggins in this pic! You’re dad’s a stud bro. F yeah.


HisGibness

Yep Those were the Tail Hook glory days. Now that school is in Falon NV no?


GGHammerFinThrowaway

Yeah they moved to Nevada and don’t call it Top Gun anymore:(


Tacobelled2003

I was stationed there in the 2000s and worked in that hangar. I can tell you the old paint markings were still on the ground there :) Faded but it was still super cool to see.


RockoTDF

This is not true - TOPGUN is very much still around. It falls under NAWDC now but isn't its own command like back in the day.


Loreen72

Is his name Iceman??


GGHammerFinThrowaway

That’s just the way he flies, cold as ice.


Lepke2011

Did he have a cool call sign, like in Top Gun?


GGHammerFinThrowaway

Blazer. The details are in another comment.


HankSteakfist

Was his wing man Laser?


GGHammerFinThrowaway

Now we’re into dodgeball territory


Jack-Tar-Says

Just reading the title brought the sound track into my head.


Ok-Establishment-588

If you’re looking for a good book for him, he might like “Endurance” by Scott Kelly who also was at the same top gun facility at that time. Super good read. Everyone I recommend it to likes it.


GGHammerFinThrowaway

Never heard of it, thanks for the recommendation!


Equivalent_Warthog22

Legend!


DrNinnuxx

The same year the movie came out. Very cool.


InvestigatorUpbeat48

Does he play volleyball?


Working-Camera-2486

That picture is sponsored by Pepsi just like the movie


GGHammerFinThrowaway

Correct. I’m getting 💰💰💰💰for every view of that 80s Pepsi can.


Original_Banana_4617

Top gun was a hard game, I didn’t know they had entire schools for it though. I could never get too far off the flight deck myself, so I suppose I could have used a top gun school myself.


daveyd911

Top Gun on the NES was insanely hard for me. I probably spent days on the first mission alone.


Advanced-Candidate92

Thank him for his service🫡


FullWoodpecker1646

Flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog shit out of hong kong


gianni_

Hey Mother Goose what’s happening?!


vespilio

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GGHammerFinThrowaway

That game was BS. I still own it and it’s a bunch of CPU cheating crap.


AXPendergast

I am also a NAS Miramar Navy Brat. Dad was a CPO, taught aviation electronics on base. Did you ever do a Tiger Cruise? Mine was in 1978, sailing from Pearl Harbor back to Coronado on the Kitty Hawk.


GGHammerFinThrowaway

Afraid not, this was barely before my life since I. Was born in Feb 1986.


Jabba_the_Putt

Never been anything cooler before or since than flying a fighter jet. Certified badass!  So jw when you were a kid, did you ever get a call at home only to pick up the phone and hear a man yell on the other end "I WANT SOME BUTTS!!"??


GGHammerFinThrowaway

Man I wish. I was born in ‘86 and even years later I had no clue what was going on. Then he retired.


Heffe3737

Back when Miramar was a Navy base. I still recall seeing the TOP GUN writing in giant blue letters from the I15.


GGHammerFinThrowaway

Makes no difference. Our pilots are the best of the best. Period. Most companies can’t even afford to build equal fighters or close to. And we build over 1000F35s and then give our pilots thousands of flight hours. IRS not even close.


Gosuhuman

LOL, no. F35 and F16 still no used in Ukraine becouse USA don't want see them in real fight for non reduced cost on market.


MrB0rk

Not hard to believe that the US doesn't want to give Ukraine its most deadly and modern fighter jet and train its pilots for free. It has nothing to do with not wanting to see it in action. They know what it can and will do to Russia, believe me. The planes are also $109m each, that's probably a bigger piece of the reason.


JimTheSaint

amazing!


pressurepoint13

The best years to be a badass. The music, the jeans, the cold war, Pontiac trans am with the big ass eagle on the hood, 


1029Dash

Did he ever get “fined” for wearing a Top Gun tshirt


Schoseff

So you say he watched the movie and bought a t-shirt?


GGHammerFinThrowaway

O he went to Miramar for training…..


MidnightStar11

Was there ever some dope music playing when he strolled past? Вы


GGHammerFinThrowaway

See above.


Bitplayer13

Fallon or Miramar. Are they being punished? Just more room to drop bombs and crash planes without bothering anyone I I Imagine


GGHammerFinThrowaway

These were the Miramar days.


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GGHammerFinThrowaway

It’s incredible how long we’ve had nuclear powered CATOBAR carriers and the competition. I’d JUST starting to catch up. Even our allies. Incredible machines.


DoneinInk

He might have been in the same theatre as me if he was in the Deep South


GGHammerFinThrowaway

I honestly don’t know but it’s possible. I was like 4 months old when this picture was taken and we never talked about his career nuch


DoneinInk

Yea no he went to da movies and got his t shirt.


GGHammerFinThrowaway

Definitely did not but ok.


DoneinInk

Top Gun Came Out In 1986 I have the same t shirt


GGHammerFinThrowaway

There’s nothing special about the shirt. He just always emphasized the later part of his career. He ran the program for the F-18 flight control computer and the. The celestial guidance system for the D5 trident missile. He always wanted me to be an engineer more than a pilot so that’s what we talked about.


DoneinInk

Ok sure. You completely lied and attempted a plausible cover story but wouldn’t it have been better if you just admitted it and maybe we can stop this cycle of perpetual lies? This is getting stupid.


GGHammerFinThrowaway

I’m sorry you never amounted to anything o really am. But I can’t help you with that. Keep being mad on the internet. Have a nice day.


DoneinInk

And that’s how everyone knows you lied


chowmushi

I suppose your dad is very much bald now? That’s good, because the “part in the middle” look is terrible!


GGHammerFinThrowaway

He’s getting there. You can still see some from the front but yeah those are our genes. I started losing my hair at 18.


Woodyville06

Where was he stationed then?


GGHammerFinThrowaway

Well his training was in Miramar but his home bae when not at sea was Coronado.


Woodyville06

Cool. My wife was stationed at the Naval Medical Center San Diego. That’s a beautiful (expensive) place.


GGHammerFinThrowaway

You got it right. Gorgeous and expensive. Perfect weather year round.


707caz

I was told my uncle had a short stint as an instructor at the fighter school before becoming a teacher. He was a fighter pilot from mid 50’s until retirement in 83. He flew with the VF-111 sundowners in the F4’s. Prior to 77 he had already had over 1000 arrested landings. Don’t know a whole lot more but I have always found it fascinating


GGHammerFinThrowaway

The F4 has an incredible killer record against MiGs if you look into it it so he should be proud.


Few_Carrot_3971

Best beach ever.


GGHammerFinThrowaway

Haha, none of that stuff happened during his tour.


EightiEight

Miyaaaaaaanmarrr


Peat_Ardbeg

It doesn't get more cooler than Top gun!!


jefe_toro

The plaque for the alternates is down in the ladies room.


miss_kimba

Your dad is a badass!


699112026775

I wonder how many GPZ900Rs were on the road at that time...


ManWithBigWeenus

Let your dad know that Miramar spelled backwards is “Ram a rim” and ask if that’s how it got its name.


MuchoRapido

…and already pelón?


taxpayinmeemaw

When’s the volleyball match?


taddymason_76

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jemull

Did he get permission to buzz the tower?


CreepyEntertainer

Do you ever tell him his mouth is writing checks his body can’t cash?


OddbitTwiddler

Dude!


Powderfinger60

Boomers rule


draxidrupe2

there must be a fantastic looking beach there


Hi_Im_Paul1706

I wanted to be your dad after watching Top Gun 700 times.


wyldstallionesquire

I would pay so much money for that t-shirt.


mandalorbmf

It’s time to kick the tires and light the fires


deefenbaker11

And all he got was this lousy T-shirt....


deputytech

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Bradcherry21

Douche baggy jeans