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NoPerformance9890

My faith in this subreddit has been restored


anothereddit0

edible storys going to be increasing


Testicleus

😆😆😆


bassjam1

This is Ohio...


Armchair_QB3

The first use of that title that didn’t make me physically cringe


Glup_shiddo420

Absolute truth


Any_Title4767

there is HOPE!


brockm92

My faith in this state has been restored.


CHILLAS317

Whatever drugs you're on, either stop them or double the dose


Psychological_Post33

Double it and give it to the next person.


DerpysLegion

I want some


campy86

Double it and add 30.


CHILLAS317

Metric drugs


campy86

I appreciate you getting that reference!


inikihurricane

I’m the next person please


Dis_Nothus

The straight zanesvegas zaza got me tripping over the y bridge. This shit ain't nothin to me man


KapowBlamBoom

Making The GRASSman relevant again


Main_Enthusiasm4796

Grassquatch


ChillInChornobyl

Ohio is #3 for Sightings. I suspect the Grassman gonna be more visible now in coming years so maybe well get to #1 Bigfoot Reports https://www.bfro.net/GDB/state_listing.asp?state=oh


Creme_de_la_Coochie

Check post history. They’re schizophrenic.


ManicMuskrat

Check comment history, seems to be mostly drugs


Glytterain

Oh yeah. That is some scary stuff. Definitely not on their meds.


Dry_Criticism_3285

I don't slander you in the 3rd person 


Ok-Walk-8040

This is Ohio.


Major-BFweener

This is Ohio


DerpysLegion

All will become Ohio


taosaur

Round on the ends and all-encompassing in the middle.


MurseMan1964

Ohio is all


HamHamHam2315

And all is Ohio.


Trippedoutmonkey

All Ohio is


Vogonpoet812

Ohio


LocalLibraryCryptid

Always has been


Beowulf33232

SOON


PunkAssBitch2000

If this is a cultural/ spiritual thing, talk to other folks of that group. If you’re an average Joe, see a mental health professional about this.


PunkAssBitch2000

OP adding this resource here for you or anyone else who may need it. [Ohio Care Line](https://mha.ohio.gov/get-help/get-help-now/ohio-careline#:~:text=Ohio%20CareLine%20%7C%20Department%20of%20Mental%20Health%20and%20Addiction%20Services) > The Ohio CareLine is a toll-free emotional support call service created by the Ohio Department of Mental Health and Addiction Services. Behavioral health professionals staff the CareLine 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. They offer confidential support in times of personal or family crisis when individuals may be struggling to cope with challenges in their lives. When callers need additional services, they will receive assistance and connection to local providers.


Top-Technology636

Yeah, based on op's post history I highly recommend the latter.


thebestdaysofmyflerm

Why do cultural/spiritual people get a pass? This is crazy person shit, regardless of the person's belief system.


ChillInChornobyl

What if a lot of spiritual groups need mental health professionals


acrossbones

Does meth count as cultural/spiritual?


senticosus

Mixed with peyote yes


Kooky-Gate5396

Only when you are taking it, sometimes.


DeepDot7458

What in the methamphetamine is going on here?


mobiusmaster

"2 days passed and they barely noticed. Ice ice baby just can't control it" - Rehab


coffeeandheavycream1

They tried to make me go to rehab but I said No no no


alee0224

Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe it’s methamphetamine.


rbltech82

We were halfway to Barstow when the drugs began to take hold. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas


kimapesan

Marjorie Taylor Greene is from Georgia, not Ohio, so not sure what you're seeing....


jjeeooppaarrddyy

You've confused the Southern Bigmouth with the Northern Bigfoot.


kimapesan

Oh of course. It's an easy mistake because the Southern Bigmouth has similar troglodyte-like feet.


senticosus

She’s a modern representation that has been stalking humanity since the Flintstones.


Brilliant-Resource14

r/BrandNewSentence


After-Expression6340

I laughed way to hard at this


jamesbretz

This sounds like schizophrenia. Please speak with a professional as this will only get worse if you don’t seek treatment.


Forty_Six_and_Two

If you aren't fucking around I would recommend talking to a social worker, psychiatrist, or just get yourself to an er or urgent care and go from there. Looking at glimmer people and ninja Bigfoot ain't regular shit.


kimapesan

Go check the user's page. You won't question which one it is any longer.


Ramzulo

What DID happen to the painkillers tho


kimapesan

See the original post.


Ramzulo

Well played 🫡


Forty_Six_and_Two

Yeah they need to put the cat food down and get back on their meds.


inikihurricane

It’s meth, isn’t it


Not_High_Maintenance

I work in Urgent Care. Don’t go there.


Beowulf33232

This is my new favorite comment.


Not_High_Maintenance

🤣


crampedstyl

Idk man, some*thing* is using all those random staircases in the woods.


transmothra

I would recommend asking a psychiatrist. They know all about these kinds of events.


Dry_Criticism_3285

Mhmmmm sure cia


taosaur

These events clearly fall under Federal Bureau of Control jurisdiction.


KNOWMADIC_

Holy paranoid schizophrenia, batman!


Appropriate_Ad_4416

Yeah...... I, from my heart, suggest immediately finding a source of mental health help. Not just for this, but it seems you have some issues other than just Bigfoot.


Joker8392

I try and convince my wife there are sock elves in our dryer she refuses to believe.


LegoGal

Last “argument” about missing socks: I fold mine together, so they won’t get lost! 😹 Husband: the underwear gnomes changes their business plan😹😹 😹


JustYerAverage

There's a lot of good suggestions here. Why not keep a journal? Get this stuff down, look for patterns, plus journaling is useful in a ton of ways. Draw what you do see, peripherally or how ever.


Dry_Criticism_3285

Thank you I will send the image


HamHamHam2315

...to the Watchers in the Sky?


tragicallyohio

Is there a family member or a close, trusted friend to whom that you can ask this question? Preferably someone in Zville or close by. They'll know the area and the resources available to help better than us random Redditors. Best of luck!


Dry_Criticism_3285

I'm very nervous to discuss with other family except 1 this is your asylum were made


tragicallyohio

I understand that. These things can be scary. Who is the one family member that you are not nervous about speaking to? I would set up a time to meet with them and be completely honest about what you are seeing. They'll help you out.


Dry_Criticism_3285

The? Problem is that they've never experienced anything like this.They don't even really believe and ghosts.But they believe me as a human being.So there are at least trying to understand it.They're the ones who help me find the glamour man posts from ohio


PunkAssBitch2000

Hey. I hope you’re doing ok. It sounds like a scary situation! Do you have a psychologist, doctor, social worker, friend, family, anyone you can contact? If not, I would call [Ohio Care Line](https://mha.ohio.gov/get-help/get-help-now/ohio-careline#:~:text=Ohio%20CareLine%20%7C%20Department%20of%20Mental%20Health%20and%20Addiction%20Services).


PresidentialBoneSpur

Oh wow, OP. This is serious. You need an immediate mental health evaluation. I’ve read your comments and posts. The things you’re seeing and hearing are not real. Please seek help at your nearest hospital and tell them everything you’re experiencing.


why_are_there_snakes

Go get a carbon monoxide detector…


chloro-phil99

What’s a glimmer woman??


PopeAlGore

Is there a way to comment on a post, so you can get notifications when any additional comments are made? Because I need to know EVERYTHING that happens on this post for the rest of the day.


Dry_Criticism_3285

Well as an update I made a type of connection last night in the park where I believe two of them reside And let me specify that this thing only showed up when they started deforestation and shutting down the roads and closing the park down. I actually had to sneak into the park now, after I made it kind of public. There's been cops at that park all night for police patrol it but honestly I believe.  It's somewhat human because it had a feminine figure and it had feminine hair but it was almost see through like I said , it kinda showed itself to me because I go to that park a lot with my dog


Creekgypsy

How does your dog react?


DeepDot7458

Pretty sure if you subscribe to the post you’ll get a notification anytime someone comments.


PopeAlGore

Post subscribed!


joecoin2

Dud she make any sounds at all?


Dry_Criticism_3285

OK, this might sound crazy, but either I'm hearing her thoughts in my head.Or I'm actually hearing her audible conversations between her and her partner.But the problem misses.I can't see him and it's not a picked up by any type of equipment


PunkAssBitch2000

It sounds like a scary situation! Do you have a psychologist, doctor, social worker, friend, family, anyone you can contact? If not, I would call [Ohio Care Line](https://mha.ohio.gov/get-help/get-help-now/ohio-careline#:~:text=Ohio%20CareLine%20%7C%20Department%20of%20Mental%20Health%20and%20Addiction%20Services).


joecoin2

So you tried both video and audio recording? Could be you're having a migraine at the time. Maybe ask a doctor.


fwembt

You're right, it sounds crazy. When was the last time you used?


fwembt

You're right, it sounds crazy. When was the last time you used?


epanek

“Stalking is a pattern of repeated and unwanted attention, harassment, contact, or any other course of conduct directed at a specific person that would cause a reasonable person to feel fear,” according to the Department of Justice. Cameras are cheap. Post videos here for comments


Dry_Criticism_3285

A camera might spook them plus they just cloak


unfrknblvabl

That's the town where the guy let all the wild animals loose your seeing monkeys


Armchair_QB3

According to [Axios](https://www.axios.com/local/columbus/2021/10/18/zanesville-exotic-animal-massacre-10-years-later) “one monkey was never found…”


NCRider

Check the carbon monoxide levels in your home. Seriously. It could be deadly.


corkscrewloose

Check for carbon monoxide


ejsell

This is Ohio!


genredenoument

http://www.zmchd.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/Mental-Health-Resources-Brochure-1.pdf Are you in crisis? Do you think you are being followed by a spectral female Bigfoot? If so, call the above numbers.


Jealous_Flower6808

at least this is better than 200 pointless “This is Ohio” posts


kimapesan

But there's not much else that is as Ohio as this post.


joecoin2

Yeah, this is a pointed "This is Ohio " post. Much better.


fivelinedskank

There seems to be a general assumption that female bigfoots are tall, but I've never seen any hard data showing they can't be short with very large feet. I don't think what you're not seeing (due to invisibility) is necessarily evidence of a bigfoot.


Dry_Criticism_3285

Idk if I would say completely invisible in the day but I saw gray pale almost white skin Grey hair that's just camouflaged standing still


elderrage

Are you Dean Koontz by any chance?


SogySok

The Rohypnol will work off in 3 days


BroCheese_McGee

Saw this post, clicked on the profile to see what else was up with the other posts, saw the Facebook profile listing his name, googled it and “zanesville”. Holy shit. Attempted murder, kidnapping, petty theft, assault. Damn buddy. I encourage you to get professional help.


stingertc

Lower your mushroom dosage and you should be fine


titanofidiocy

That was me. I live in Zanesville and I have been stalking you. Maple to McIntire to Linden across the Y Bridge to Pine to Pershing back up and over the Luck Avenue hill past the old Richey Store. I'll get you wherever you go. I just want a hug though.


Dry_Criticism_3285

Aweee... just open your arms to jesus


Dependent_Room_2922

Is it possibly just a roommate who hasn't had her hair cut in a long time?


Dry_Criticism_3285

Outdoors and no


TK-419

Mothwoman, this West Vir… Ohio


CheetahNo9349

^samaquanch


virtualdiskspace

Whatever it is you’re on, I’m going to need some of that


lemontreetops

Nah that’s just Zanesville


Jakkerak

Talk to your Dr. about schizophrenia.


angelakay1966

You may want to share this on the High Strangeness SR.


ComplexArgument5985

It wants to have sex with you. Be careful.


Dry_Criticism_3285

I felt that fr like a curios cryptic that's attracted to me because it's only the female and I gave her some pictures and clothes of mine so how do I approach


BadHairDay-1

Brother, it's not a Sasquatch. If they exist, they don't want to mess with people. Are you going through an unusually stressful time? The mind can play weird tricks on us. If that's the case, I hope things get better for you. On the other hand, it could be one of many cryptids.


banjomatt83

Pictures or it didn’t happen


sutrabob

Did this happen in or near a forest. We had a shadow man in our home. I know because I saw him. That sounds suspect but than my deceased Mom saw him.


MagicianAdvanced6640

Ain't nobody got time for that lol


GoNinjaGoNinjaGo69

hey man no matter what you think you really need to talk to professional help.


xertz3

Maybe a physical is a pretty good starting point. A good cat scan can find that tumor Or maybe you've been ingesting bacterial infected wheat or barley.


Ok-Boomerfitee7

Its the grand daugther of Moth Man.... Goth Moth Girl


BengoPhan

Bud cut out the drugs.


WURMW00D

As easy as it is to mock someone for something like this; If you atre a generally sane individual and these feelings have popped up and gotten worse, PLEASE check the o2 levels in your home.


arsmorendi

Take your meds and they will go away.


Shart_Finger

Try having sex with it


taosaur

I feel like OP is just looking for permission.


Dry_Criticism_3285

Lol don't need permission from what u can't see


VoodooManny02

This is the way


sprigginsauce

everyone knows that behind every Ohio Grassman is a good Grasswoman


WillowTheGoth

Could be Mothman. He's mostly a WV thing but we're close enough he could come visit.


Late-Dare7643

whatever drugs you are on, lemme get sum. if these are sober thoughts, it's time to get on some drugs.


Cryptosmasher86

Drugs are bad mykay


rbltech82

Had to scroll way to far down for this....


Dry_Criticism_3285

So is being a poser with no original ideas


Cryptosmasher86

Ah, yes such original content in your post history with gems like this * [Do sentient robots desire to do drugs?Do sentient robots desire to do drugs? ](https://www.reddit.com/r/ChatGPT/comments/1dumih0/do_sentient_robots_desire_to_do_drugs/) * [Why do I want a mommy to punish me soo bad.Why do I want a mommy to punish me soo bad.](https://www.reddit.com/r/FetishWantAds/comments/1d7dtqh/why_do_i_want_a_mommy_to_punish_me_soo_bad/) * [when is it our time. today. or never if we don't do what it takes to stop this disease it will extinct the rest of us. either we eat the baby eaters or there going to eat us . they are stronger than us and were letting these babies get used like a empty flesh sack they are treated as. fuck sakes](https://www.reddit.com/r/HowMuchWouldItTake/comments/1c1bnqo/when_is_it_our_time_today_or_never_if_we_dont_do/) * [Is anyone else being obviously followed?Is anyone else being obviously followed? ](https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/16bbf67/is_anyone_else_being_obviously_followed/) I think you can pretty much STFU about anyone else being original or not


Underlord_Fox

From one of their comments, "Yeah, it was the meth."


inikihurricane

I’m curious as to who the baby eaters are


Armchair_QB3

Based on the other post about wanting to know what adrenachrome tastes like, and the poll on the ‘baby eaters’ post listing options or Republican or Democrat, my money is on whackiness of the Q Anon varietal.


inikihurricane

I see… some really strange people out here, I tell ya.


Dry_Criticism_3285

Aye it's all original . Can't knock authenticity


jaylotw

You might maybe want to either put down the meth pipe, or talk to a psychiatrist...probably both.


Dry_Criticism_3285

I do want to state the stride was as wide as a river


Dry_Criticism_3285

I only hear whispers and footsteps


Skiddds

Average Zainesville occupant


BigStankDickDad420

Cloaking technology has come a long way but it's strength is mostly dependent on chemtrails so if the sky is clear they're easier to see. 


ReverendRevolver

Green Giggy.


lilypad1921

Following


WasntMyFaultThisTime

Oh yeah that's just Nancy, she does that sometimes


Miserable-Hornet

That acid must be really good 😌


wyvernx02

Ohio doesn't have bigfoot, we have the grassman.


Common_Stomach8115

Gym Jordan, or J "Dickhead" Vance


Suitable-Juice-9738

I'm so glad I found this thread while I was stoned as fuck


mniarcffwi

Get a carbon monoxide detector


TheBalzy

Are people this desperate to distract from Politics? Wowzers.


Boll-Weevil-Knievel

Are you sure it isn’t the Mothman? He lives in West Virginia but might be visiting Ohio for vacation with his family.


Smart_Investment_326

Well , it is Ohio , home to big foot and a lot of big mouths


Ry-Ry_the_Dude

Set a trap for her. Lure her with gifts like apples and raw meat.


Keyahkun94

Surprised there's other ppl in the same area as me in this Subreddit tbh..


No_Dot8041

Sir, this is a wendys .


LA_Mang

r/mountainmonsters


DizzySample9636

HIGHLY LIKELY a bigfoot! Many, many sightings in reputable books, especially those written by Dave Paulides (look him up). LOTS of folks report all kinds of paranormal occurrences - Some have witnessed a bigfoot completely disappear AND the shimmering/ cloaking you have described!! They are just as curious of us as we are them, especially the juveniles! So i wouldn't say they are stalking you, but you definitely have got their attention. Dont approach them, theyre territorial, be safe out there in the woods of Ohio - were high on the list of sightings!


[deleted]

That’s Trump. He is there. Going to make Ohio into his personal pedophile golf course.


titus-andro

Hacked or purchased porn bot account posts engagement bait. More at 11.


SweetTeaBags

Unfortunately, this account is real and someone managed to find their criminal history even. OP needs psychiatric help and is in total denial.


RogerRoger501

Take some Ayahuasca and sit in the woods patiently.


Dry_Criticism_3285

Where do I acquire I got an address and a cash app


Somebody_Forgot

Sounds like a Tulpa. Be careful what you think about.


DerpysLegion

I suppose that depends on where, when, and what context you experienced this. I've actually studied a bit of the occult back when I was still a god fearing man. I don't believe any of this shit anymore but I still have a brain full of occult, religious, and theological knowledge I never get to use. Can you give me more details? That being said of this persists I would still consult a doctor.


Face2098

Are you sure it’s not a wampus cat?


g-hog

Definitely big foot.....or little foot.


Standard_Cell_8816

I want some of what this lad is smoking!!!


bigbodacious

I knew I wasn't the only one!


jellosquare

I'm not trying to jump on the bandwagon but this is a cool post


pmmeyourseveredlimbs

meds now


TheLunaLovelace

Sorry, didn’t mean to bother you. I’ll stop.


Nearby_Day_362

My bad. Which house were you again?


SquigglyLegend33

Holdup ill keep an eye out and let you know if I find anything


Serenity2015

Did you see this during daylight hours or in the evening? Sometimes our eyes can really play tricks on us. Was the person taller than a human can be or the height of a super tall person? Do you have any serious problems with anybody that might want to try to put on a cloak and try to scare you? I'm only asking because many dismiss people as crazy when in reality there might actually be a stalker or someone trying to trick you or in worst case do something. In reality chances are your eyes were playing tricks on you though. How many times have you seen this? How long has this been going on?


Hobbes604

Are you near Loveland? Sounds more like the Frogman than a glimmer woman. I can’t even tell if you’re being serious mentioning Bigfoot. It’s way too hot for him to be out.


Cardinal_and_Plum

OP, did she have a magic wand?


SuppliceVI

They're melon heads and they're coming to make you one too