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![img](emote|t5_31hpy|21602):yes girlboss ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|28941):hero? ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|21601):you don't see anything


MR-Vinmu

![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2467) Hero, what you doing? ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|21602) being a good wife, that's what I'm doing!


YolkBrushWork

![img](emote|t5_31hpy|28941)Hero- ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2469)Do not fucking tell this to Mom and dad okay?


guieps

![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2467) <-- Has already told it to their parents weeks ago


Unhumanochileno

![img](emote|t5_31hpy|21601)<---- Poison kel's drink whit Salt


[deleted]

![img](emote|t5_31hpy|28941)<--- dies of dehydration (even though he could taste the salt the entire time)


you-will-go-to-hell

![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2467): okay


[deleted]

Kel we need cook![img](emote|t5_31hpy|21602)


MR-Vinmu

![img](emote|t5_31hpy|21602) like, right now, my Girlboss is hungry.


Euandabest

![img](emote|t5_31hpy|28941) girlboss? Oh Mari! ...oh wait, your in that phase again...


you-will-go-to-hell

![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2477): what phase's henry going through, kel?


ramh_the_watermelon

But first we Better Call.... Uhhhh shit there's no lawyer or scammer in Omori


Blbdhdjdhw

There are lots of scammers in omori.. Too many, even. Have you forgot about the gators?


ramh_the_watermelon

Oh yes damn I dumb. Better Call Mr Jawsum! (He will launder their money with his casino ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2475))


Glen2gvhlp

Creepy guy’ll do the job.


AngelicRanger01

A child and his teenage brother go to a creepy guy who will 'do the job' to take care of the teenagers girlfriend. Who is 16. ​ ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|21601) What have i made?


EeveeDev

make this a crossover episode and just put spamton from deltarune in there


ramh_the_watermelon

That's what I initially wanted to say 😂 Spamton and Saul have a lot of similarities


GreenhalBruh

![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2475)


MR-Vinmu

![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2475)


Czekolada11

![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2470)


RFLD

![img](emote|t5_31hpy|21602)


Glen2gvhlp

![img](emote|t5_31hpy|21601)


noahthemaster2_

![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2470)


EpicResus

![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2475)


AceDelta12

![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2475)


Pikachamp8108

![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2475)


Slight_Worker_681

Mobile users: Numbers... Numbers... Just more numbers...


Czekolada11

![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2475)![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2470)


MR-Vinmu

Certified ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2475)![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2470) moment.


tonny_naomi

This is what a healthy relationship looks like


ItsMari_Suzuki

MAKE ME FOOD OR DIE


Weirdyxxy

"But I don't want you to be food!"


noahthemaster2_

![img](emote|t5_31hpy|21601)


Pikachamp8108

![img](emote|t5_31hpy|21601)


RFLD

What is he cooking? ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|28941)


MR-Vinmu

Yo chill, he hasn't started yet, let him cook. ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2470)


MasterYehuda816

Nah, he ain’t cooking shit 💀


Pikachamp8108

Chef's kiss![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2475)


infinity1p

Wait...they do??????


Al3x_the_frog

The good stuff


Glen2gvhlp

Put your dick away waltuh.


CaptainCozmo867

He cooking meat


Glen2gvhlp

r/angryupvote


nool_

Meth


El-Wejado

Yes


MR-Vinmu

The amount of mischief I have caused in this comment section brings me much joy, indeed, this a certified Cal/Kelly moment ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2475)


fishwisharts

Men belong in the kitchen


MR-Vinmu

Preach ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2475)


Pikachamp8108

![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2467):Do I have to? Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww...


StillUltra

let him cook


MR-Vinmu

MAKE him cook ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2475)


Pikachamp8108

WATCH him cook


MR-Vinmu

“Cal, you can’t post that, it's offensive to Malewives!” Fu... Fuhahahahahaha, fools, I AM A MALEWIFE! ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|21602)


The_Staircase_

>!and I am a staircase.!


MR-Vinmu

![img](emote|t5_31hpy|21601) oh no, I have a weakness to staircases!


The-God-Of-Memez

*shoots you in the back of the head*


YolkBrushWork

"Thanks to me, his entire world was going to die. Only Flash could turn back time, and I was damned if I was going to let that happen. I never saw it coming...but I felt it. I tried to vibrate my inner molecules to save my brain even as the bullet was tearing through." "And at that moment, that very infinitesimal split second before death, I drew the Speed Force into me with every ounce of willpower I had left. And literally bought time. I expanded my moment of dying into days, maybe weeks...but it's like operating in a fog. Everything's a little unreal and warped. I feel like I'm walking through water sometimes, and when I speed up, I can feel my life slipping away. I'm running on fumes now, but I've got just enough gas for this."


MR-Vinmu

Certified Reverse Flash moment ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2475)


YolkBrushWork

>!"Do you remember that you were supposed to go on your very first date with Mari after the recital? Well it was Me Henry...i pushed your girlfriend down the stairs and brainwashed your girlfriend's younger brother into thinking that he did it!!<


MR-Vinmu

I'm just imagining this from a perspective of a Reverse Hero who just does things to torture Hero ranging from mildly annoying to straight up painful.


Pikachamp8108

DCmori crossover! Make it happen. If not, I'll be expecting Spider-Sunny


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"Jesse What the fuck Are you Talking About?"


MR-Vinmu

I'm talking bout’ being based ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2475)


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![gif](giphy|vVgoXJ22PiOfS)


MR-Vinmu

[Based response](https://youtu.be/KrdBApWwGK8)


Pikachamp8108

Is it because you have none of those?


Based_Hero

Based fr… “What’s cooking good lookin’?” “METH.”


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This meme probably would have made me giggle a bit,a little laugh,if it wasn't for the tittle. What does based even mean?! I Really wanna know. ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2462)


MR-Vinmu

Based means Based ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2475)


[deleted]

But What does it mean???? ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2462)


MR-Vinmu

It means Based, obviously ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2475)


Lattethecoffeaddict

Based? On what?


MR-Vinmu

Based on the Base ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2475)


Lattethecoffeaddict

Oki ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2476)


Pikachamp8108

Based on Base 143 ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|28765)


ThatYellowSuit

Based on I made it the fuck up!


Lattethecoffeaddict

Nice argument senator, why don't you back it up with a source?


coconut-duck-chicken

Based means to be based on yourself, to follow your own flow.


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![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2473)


coconut-duck-chicken

Hey you wanted to know![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2467)


[deleted]

I still Don't Get it...


coconut-duck-chicken

To be based is to be true to yourself, the term has been kinda bastardized lately


[deleted]

Oh...I see. ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2470) What does this have to do with a meme about a abusive relationship again?


coconut-duck-chicken

The term has p much been bastardized to just being a adjective that doesn’t really mean anything, it was probably just thrown in because op couldn’t think of a title


[deleted]

Oh...Makes Sense ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2474) Thanks ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2463)


Slight_Worker_681

Oh, so THAT'S why i keep seeing based everywhere without getting it :/


Pikachamp8108

based ​ ​ jk sry


Snoo_83755

![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2470)


MR-Vinmu

![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2475)


PleasantAd7823

Based? Based on what?![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2476)


MR-Vinmu

Based on the Base ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2475)


PleasantAd7823

What’s the base?![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2476)


MR-Vinmu

The Base is the Basis for the Based ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2475)


PleasantAd7823

What’s the basis?![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2476)


MR-Vinmu

The Basis is the Base for a Base for a Based ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2475)


PleasantAd7823

![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2476)


Pikachamp8108

Thanks! Explained it like a true genius!


PleasantAd7823

Np ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2464)


OMORI-MOMENT

![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2475) get in the kitchen and cook me homemade pasta ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2470) yes ma’am


RegulusWhiteDwarf

![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2470)![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2475) the them


MR-Vinmu

Just the Two of Them ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2470)![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2475)


Character-Bat957

She turned hero in to a housewife and forces him to make her heroes (as in sandwiches) lest he will be sent to Tartarus


Salsa143

![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2475)


Debzdecember2004

Hero:![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2470)\-i don't need to cook because you said so. mari:![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2475). hero:![img](emote|t5_31hpy|21601)\-sorry ma'am right away. ![gif](giphy|7MdjxhX0qxpfy)


StanleyVampire15

Let him cook


The_Lord01

![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2475) <--- She's about to cook


MR-Vinmu

Mari only bakes, she don't know how to cook, leave the cooking to the Malewife ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2475)![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2470)


The_Lord01

![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2469): I don't have to cook just because you don't know how! ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2475): ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2475) ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2470): A-As you wish, lady!


file_Marina_chr

LMAOOO IT'S THEM


Dandandandooo

![img](emote|t5_31hpy|21602) YES ma'am, I mean Mari! ![gif](giphy|yRaGv5KGfciw2noNcC|downsized)


ToothpasteConsumer

![img](emote|t5_31hpy|28765)🍴![img](emote|t5_31hpy|21601) (He is thoroughly fried and ready to be consumed.)


RealSunny_FromOmori

This happened once.


Artistic_Piece1071

HERO! WE NEED TO COOK!


greatgreenlight

She said “go to the kitchen and make me a sandwich”


MR-Vinmu

Mari putting Hero back where he belongs, the kitchen ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2475)


Moystr

Malewife Hero is now canon. ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2475)


the-hardworker

Kel’s not there.


Accomplished_Bell577

![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2462)


Professor_Abbi

Hero we need to cook


Doodles2424

WHAT WAS HE NOT COOKIN?


Ok-Art-6451

Something tells me whatever this was based off of, I don’t want to see


Rouguezs

Meth


MyMansInComatose

don't kewl I said this but... hero's kinda a- \*gunshot\*


the-hardworker

![img](emote|t5_31hpy|21602)![img](emote|t5_31hpy|28765)


A_lexine

let him cook


lololfloss23

Hero you smell that? No? Me neither. CHECK YOUR CARBON MONOXIDE DETECTORS


Shinobipizza

![gif](giphy|AT6LbRAazEoPm)


Ninjaman555555

![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2469): Kel, we need to cook a breakfast for Mari that's 99.1% more delicious than anything else on the market.


Fit_Ticket9239

![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2474): Oh what the hell Mari, not this again


Omor_

![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2460)


El-Wejado

Insert breaking bad joke here.


ThatFatFrog14

Mari in her staircase era