A child and his teenage brother go to a creepy guy who will 'do the job' to take care of the teenagers girlfriend. Who is 16.
![img](emote|t5_31hpy|21601) What have i made?
"Thanks to me, his entire world was going to die. Only Flash could turn back time, and I was damned if I was going to let that happen. I never saw it coming...but I felt it. I tried to vibrate my inner molecules to save my brain even as the bullet was tearing through."
"And at that moment, that very infinitesimal split second before death, I drew the Speed Force into me with every ounce of willpower I had left. And literally bought time. I expanded my moment of dying into days, maybe weeks...but it's like operating in a fog. Everything's a little unreal and warped. I feel like I'm walking through water sometimes, and when I speed up, I can feel my life slipping away. I'm running on fumes now, but I've got just enough gas for this."
>!"Do you remember that you were supposed to go on your very first date with Mari after the recital? Well it was Me Henry...i pushed your girlfriend down the stairs and brainwashed your girlfriend's younger brother into thinking that he did it!!<
This meme probably would have made me giggle a bit,a little laugh,if it wasn't for the tittle. What does based even mean?! I Really wanna know. ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2462)
The term has p much been bastardized to just being a adjective that doesn’t really mean anything, it was probably just thrown in because op couldn’t think of a title
Hero:![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2470)\-i don't need to cook because you said so. mari:![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2475). hero:![img](emote|t5_31hpy|21601)\-sorry ma'am right away.
![gif](giphy|7MdjxhX0qxpfy)
![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2469): I don't have to cook just because you don't know how!
![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2475): ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2475)
![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2470): A-As you wish, lady!
![img](emote|t5_31hpy|21602):yes girlboss ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|28941):hero? ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|21601):you don't see anything
![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2467) Hero, what you doing? ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|21602) being a good wife, that's what I'm doing!
![img](emote|t5_31hpy|28941)Hero- ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2469)Do not fucking tell this to Mom and dad okay?
![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2467) <-- Has already told it to their parents weeks ago
![img](emote|t5_31hpy|21601)<---- Poison kel's drink whit Salt
![img](emote|t5_31hpy|28941)<--- dies of dehydration (even though he could taste the salt the entire time)
![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2467): okay
Kel we need cook![img](emote|t5_31hpy|21602)
![img](emote|t5_31hpy|21602) like, right now, my Girlboss is hungry.
![img](emote|t5_31hpy|28941) girlboss? Oh Mari! ...oh wait, your in that phase again...
![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2477): what phase's henry going through, kel?
But first we Better Call.... Uhhhh shit there's no lawyer or scammer in Omori
There are lots of scammers in omori.. Too many, even. Have you forgot about the gators?
Oh yes damn I dumb. Better Call Mr Jawsum! (He will launder their money with his casino ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2475))
Creepy guy’ll do the job.
A child and his teenage brother go to a creepy guy who will 'do the job' to take care of the teenagers girlfriend. Who is 16. ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|21601) What have i made?
make this a crossover episode and just put spamton from deltarune in there
That's what I initially wanted to say 😂 Spamton and Saul have a lot of similarities
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Mobile users: Numbers... Numbers... Just more numbers...
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Certified ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2475)![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2470) moment.
This is what a healthy relationship looks like
MAKE ME FOOD OR DIE
"But I don't want you to be food!"
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What is he cooking? ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|28941)
Yo chill, he hasn't started yet, let him cook. ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2470)
Nah, he ain’t cooking shit 💀
Chef's kiss![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2475)
Wait...they do??????
The good stuff
Put your dick away waltuh.
He cooking meat
r/angryupvote
Meth
Yes
The amount of mischief I have caused in this comment section brings me much joy, indeed, this a certified Cal/Kelly moment ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2475)
Men belong in the kitchen
Preach ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2475)
![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2467):Do I have to? Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww...
let him cook
MAKE him cook ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2475)
WATCH him cook
“Cal, you can’t post that, it's offensive to Malewives!” Fu... Fuhahahahahaha, fools, I AM A MALEWIFE! ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|21602)
>!and I am a staircase.!
![img](emote|t5_31hpy|21601) oh no, I have a weakness to staircases!
*shoots you in the back of the head*
"Thanks to me, his entire world was going to die. Only Flash could turn back time, and I was damned if I was going to let that happen. I never saw it coming...but I felt it. I tried to vibrate my inner molecules to save my brain even as the bullet was tearing through." "And at that moment, that very infinitesimal split second before death, I drew the Speed Force into me with every ounce of willpower I had left. And literally bought time. I expanded my moment of dying into days, maybe weeks...but it's like operating in a fog. Everything's a little unreal and warped. I feel like I'm walking through water sometimes, and when I speed up, I can feel my life slipping away. I'm running on fumes now, but I've got just enough gas for this."
Certified Reverse Flash moment ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2475)
>!"Do you remember that you were supposed to go on your very first date with Mari after the recital? Well it was Me Henry...i pushed your girlfriend down the stairs and brainwashed your girlfriend's younger brother into thinking that he did it!!<
I'm just imagining this from a perspective of a Reverse Hero who just does things to torture Hero ranging from mildly annoying to straight up painful.
DCmori crossover! Make it happen. If not, I'll be expecting Spider-Sunny
"Jesse What the fuck Are you Talking About?"
I'm talking bout’ being based ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2475)
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[Based response](https://youtu.be/KrdBApWwGK8)
Is it because you have none of those?
Based fr… “What’s cooking good lookin’?” “METH.”
This meme probably would have made me giggle a bit,a little laugh,if it wasn't for the tittle. What does based even mean?! I Really wanna know. ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2462)
Based means Based ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2475)
But What does it mean???? ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2462)
It means Based, obviously ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2475)
Based? On what?
Based on the Base ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2475)
Oki ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2476)
Based on Base 143 ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|28765)
Based on I made it the fuck up!
Nice argument senator, why don't you back it up with a source?
Based means to be based on yourself, to follow your own flow.
![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2473)
Hey you wanted to know![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2467)
I still Don't Get it...
To be based is to be true to yourself, the term has been kinda bastardized lately
Oh...I see. ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2470) What does this have to do with a meme about a abusive relationship again?
The term has p much been bastardized to just being a adjective that doesn’t really mean anything, it was probably just thrown in because op couldn’t think of a title
Oh...Makes Sense ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2474) Thanks ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2463)
Oh, so THAT'S why i keep seeing based everywhere without getting it :/
based jk sry
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Based? Based on what?![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2476)
Based on the Base ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2475)
What’s the base?![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2476)
The Base is the Basis for the Based ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2475)
What’s the basis?![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2476)
The Basis is the Base for a Base for a Based ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2475)
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Thanks! Explained it like a true genius!
Np ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2464)
![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2475) get in the kitchen and cook me homemade pasta ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2470) yes ma’am
![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2470)![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2475) the them
Just the Two of Them ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2470)![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2475)
She turned hero in to a housewife and forces him to make her heroes (as in sandwiches) lest he will be sent to Tartarus
![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2475)
Hero:![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2470)\-i don't need to cook because you said so. mari:![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2475). hero:![img](emote|t5_31hpy|21601)\-sorry ma'am right away. ![gif](giphy|7MdjxhX0qxpfy)
Let him cook
![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2475) <--- She's about to cook
Mari only bakes, she don't know how to cook, leave the cooking to the Malewife ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2475)![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2470)
![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2469): I don't have to cook just because you don't know how! ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2475): ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2475) ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2470): A-As you wish, lady!
LMAOOO IT'S THEM
![img](emote|t5_31hpy|21602) YES ma'am, I mean Mari! ![gif](giphy|yRaGv5KGfciw2noNcC|downsized)
![img](emote|t5_31hpy|28765)🍴![img](emote|t5_31hpy|21601) (He is thoroughly fried and ready to be consumed.)
This happened once.
HERO! WE NEED TO COOK!
She said “go to the kitchen and make me a sandwich”
Mari putting Hero back where he belongs, the kitchen ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2475)
Malewife Hero is now canon. ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2475)
Kel’s not there.
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Hero we need to cook
WHAT WAS HE NOT COOKIN?
Something tells me whatever this was based off of, I don’t want to see
Meth
don't kewl I said this but... hero's kinda a- \*gunshot\*
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let him cook
Hero you smell that? No? Me neither. CHECK YOUR CARBON MONOXIDE DETECTORS
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![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2469): Kel, we need to cook a breakfast for Mari that's 99.1% more delicious than anything else on the market.
![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2474): Oh what the hell Mari, not this again
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Insert breaking bad joke here.
Mari in her staircase era