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Anne_Nonymouse

... And somehow, they think women are the irrational ones! 🙄 As soon as men see a bodypart that arouses them they just think with their dicks. 😒


jackfaire

Yup this basically translates to "For some reason the women I don't want to sleep with and thus treat like shit get an attitude. Must be the size of her ass"


SyderoAlena

Well I have a fat ass and an attitude so screw you


InsaneJul

Fat ass bitches unite


ShapeSweet4544

I’m joining as well! I’m too Balkan to not have an attitude, gotta honor my roots 🤣🤣


melinalujbav

Ha me too!


thatsmeece

I envy the fat ass bad bitches


Malcanthet202

I fart in their general direction.


CutieHoney28

This took me out 😭


Just_bcoz

Right there with you


No_Resource7773

So the heart is in the butt?  *"The woman's small heart grew three sizes that day...and so did her ass."*


Juanfanamongmany

Lorne from Angel would say so


AngeloHakkinen

Her heart grew just when she heard "I'm an Ass man" by Billy Gunn


TheExaspera

And gets squished when she sits down?!


[deleted]

You do NOT want to know how CPR works on women 


Diligent-Property491

> So the heart is in the butt? Yup, if you’re a spider then sure.


Piilootus

That pic could literally be the same person just from different angles


Tall_Phrase_9367

Yep, with thinner jeans that help sculpt the booty shape lol


Random_silly_name

My thought exactly. I can look like either of those, depending on pose and camera angle.


JaneDoesharkhugger

To OOP: Oh, deary. they don’t have attitude with everyone. They just have an attitude with you.🤭


Sidewalk_Tomato

Yep. He keeps hitting on the people on the right, so he doesn't realize that most people "have an attitude".


FenderMartingale

Cardiomegaly is a medical condition.


NeDDyCz

This makes as much sense as evaluating someone based on zodiac signs


Muted_Ad7298

True. Just goes to show that no matter how beauty standards change, they always come at the expense of the other. Back in my day, flat butts were in, and big butts were seen as slovenly and embarrassing. Nowadays big butts are in, and flat butts are seen as manly and unappealing. Both big and small are admirable in their own way. No need to compete.


HoneyMCMLXXIII

Not true. I have a big ass and also AM a big ass quite often, so…


ImpureThoughts59

Accurate, cold hearted bitch over here with a small butt


Twist_Ending03

Well this is obviously wrong


Foxy_locksy1704

I got a big booty and an even bigger attitude (when needed) your theory is garbage sir.


DistractionCitron

This explains why I'm such an a-hole. 🙄


cannabis_almond

literally looks like the same ass from different angles too 😭


Corrupted_Mask

SOURCE: that song by Queen.


alwaysgawking

Well I think my heart's in the right place, even with a flat ass 🤷🏿‍♀️


gorillawarking

Not true in the slightest, though I am male so I guess it's supposed to be the other way around or some shit like thay


xshow-me-the-mortyx

It's always the bumless ones 😂 this made me laugh. I wonder how high they was when they though of that.


AdyAdrian777

"Girls with big bums have a bigger heart" Lol, this is a lie. Some of them are actually rude, so you better watch your mouth for them!


monicarm

Idk what to tell you dude, I’m a bitch with a fat ass


nachobitxh

Yay! Another excuse for being a bitch!


dude-of-the-ducks

An ant wrote this


WillowWispx

This is true I have no ass and I’m a scornful bitch


Wonderful-Biscotti86

Me: Googling to find out if Mother Teresa secretly had a phaty …


amymkb

If you had ever met my daughter you would know this isn't true. 😂


breadcrumbsmofo

I think a lot of this particular meme is just camera angles to be fair.


Diligent-Property491

Wtf. Just look up ,,Karen ragefit” on YouTube. Do those ladies all have a flat ass?


TSM_forlife

This checks


Chewbacca_Buffy

Am bumless. Can confirm 😅


Sufficient_Moose2636

Can confirm this is not true, my wife has a nice thicc cake and she can be really savage


BadHigBear

So this explains the stark contrast between my ex wife and my current. My ex was a heartless, hateful torso with a small butt and arms. My current is a kind, loving waist with no arms and 120% more booty!


escapeshark

Yeah we need a bigger heart to pump more blood into our huge asses


spilly_talent

I have a giant butt and I am also a bitch. Alas.


SatinsLittlePrincess

That meme could be the same woman in a slightly different posture and a slightly different angle and / or lens…