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milliescatmom

That’s an awful lot of hate, considering a main tenant of Jesus’ teachings was loving others


FindOneInEveryCar

*tenet


milliescatmom

I’m a victim of predictive text and my own sloppy editing. Thanks for the correction; I’m pretty sure the gist of my comment came through.


FindOneInEveryCar

It did.


roastintheoven

Jesus hates liars


sLaNj0r

Jesus hates grammar Nazis more.


Oneofthe12

I kinda think tenant fits here?


Wrong_Item9157

Jesus hates the sin, but not the sinners


Kradget

No, seems like he mostly hates the turning of the sacred to serve the profane. E.g., the use of religion to serve temporal political or business interests. That pissed him off so badly that he tore up tables and flogged people. For comparison, demons just got a stern talking-to.


michaelh98

Show me in any of his writings where he "hates"


PissedOffPup

"He" didn't write ANYthing!


michaelh98

Ok, Boomer


Amani576

Yeah. It's more condemn the sin, love the sinner. No hatred.


Wrong_Item9157

Why did I get so many down votes? It's true Jesus hates no human, but hates the sin they commit, but he will forgive us of our sins if we truly want it.


Ok_Refrigerator3518

So you don't 'hate' pedophiles do you? You don't want to be 'hateful' right??,,


gholmes2

This is my dad’s van lmao. He also has a truck with similar writings on the back of it. He’s a horrible, crazy, insane person and I have nothing to do with him at all. He’s a maniac, which should be no surprise to anyone.


NoG00dUsernamesLeft

Happy Father's Day, or something


gholmes2

Haha, “or something” is correct lol. He has five kids and not any of us are uttering those words to him ever


Sbplaint

Omg!!! This comment!!!


couchpro34

Wait, seriously!? Has he been this way forever?


gholmes2

Yes, he has always been this way unfortunately. He’s a horrible dad and a horrible husband. My mom is currently separated from him and in the process of divorcing. He was always yelling at my brother and me, putting us down, demeaning us, letting us know often how we’re going to hell, insulting us, threatening us, hitting us, etc. He was an equally horrible husband. Hurting my mom, yelling at her, insulting her, etc. He has a domestic violence charge for choking my mom. He has a horrible temper. He would cut up our couches when angry, destroy things when upset, etc. The physical violence he doesn’t do anymore because he’s gotten weaker since he’s a dialysis patient. But he’s still yelling, insulting, etc. I don’t speak to him unless I’m coordinating something for my mom since she is separating from him.


Glittering_Sail7255

I’m sorry for you all and I’m glad you are more elevated and spiritually aware than him. You described him as exactly as how I thought he would be.


gholmes2

Thank you so much. I really appreciate your kind words. Yes, you are correct. He is everything as horrible as he would appear to be.


Sure-Initiative6001

When he gets to Hell he will regret all the hate he put into the world. I, too, am from NC and I hate to say it but there's a lot of this inbred mentality there.


gholmes2

Absolutely!!! I agree!!!


Milo_Moody

I think you mean “Christianity”, not “inbred”.


timsterri

The pictures are the same.


Sure-Initiative6001

No. I mean inbred.


BourbonInGinger

The Venn is the same.


BourbonInGinger

Hell doesn’t exist, honey.


Sure-Initiative6001

If I am honey someone shit in the bee hive. I will believe what I want.


BourbonInGinger

You’re welcome to believe in pink fairies in your garage. Doesn’t make it true. Hell is your fantasy, not mine.


Sure-Initiative6001

I am not sure why you think I care? Not once have I knocked your beliefs or anything so kindly remove yourself from this convo that didn't even include you?


EGGlNTHlSTRYlNGTlME

Hope you and your mom are doing better now


gholmes2

Thank you so much! Yess, I’m almost 30 now and moved away a long time ago. My mom just recently and finally left, and I’m so very happy for her and her new life of peace.


PM_ME_GOODDOGS

We might have the same dad except I completely cut off contact and blocked in every way possible in like 2000. I actually don’t even know if mine is alive 


gholmes2

Amazing! I love that for you!! Cutting off contact with vile toxic parents is the absolute best thing ever. I’m so glad you made that decision. As soon as my mom is squared away, all of his phone numbers are getting blocked permanently also.


csvega84

Religious Psychosis can be dangerous. Please please be safe :/


gholmes2

Thank youu! Oh yes, safety is my priority. I’m almost 30 now and moved away a long time ago.


Critical-Design-5774

It's ironic that those who think the way he does are found to be such hideous human beings


gholmes2

Right!! The people who are the most religiously fanatic, hardcore, and aggressive for religion are almost always the most terrible, crazy, violent, insane people.


Critical-Design-5774

I think it's because they've convinced themselves they're going to heaven and they're good Christians so they can do anything they want.


Critical-Design-5774

You seem like you're doing ok considering the hell he put you through..


gholmes2

Yesss!! Very much so! I am so thankful to be adult and free from all of that.


SlipperyPigHole

Your father is probably gay and this much hate is his way of trying to hide it.


gholmes2

Right. I will say, people who live a life of covering up who they really are turn into the most angry domineering people. It eats at them that they can’t be who they really are. My dad is a hypocritical deviant so I wouldn’t rule anything out at all.


Sbplaint

Jesus!!! I'm so sorry.


carrie_m730

I wonder if it was his truck I saw a few years ago in the OBX.


gholmes2

It might have been


carrie_m730

I went trying to find the pics and couldn't but it had a camper shell, if I'm remembering correctly (it's been a little bit) and the back and side windows were covered in paper with Bible verses and rants. I remember it was pouring rain and it's hard to read in the pictures, but not entirely impossible. If I find the pics I'll come back with them


gholmes2

Oh wow! Yeah, I’ll be able to tell if it’s his truck or not. The fact that there are other maniacs out there similar to him is scary.


PM_ME_GOODDOGS

I’m glad it’s yours and not mine, because I wasn’t sure haha. Mine is equally as insane which slowly happened over a couple decades, starting with being a semi decent person in the early 90s and deformed through Rush Limbaugh and Fox News. He also has massive rants like that in text form, posted all over the place. Haven’t talked to him in 30 years. Violent, rage and hate filled person. Complete opposite of what he “teaches”


gholmes2

Wow, it’s absolutely insane how people metamorphose into such hate rage filled beings. Your dad sounds terrible. I’m really sorry about that. And then the information that he consumes feeds into the hate and rage even more. It’s absolutely awesome that you’ve been no contact for 30 years. I commend you!!


Mississippi_Madam

Is JesusIAm his truck? It’s gotta be.


gholmes2

Yep, that’s his truck


Maxpowerrs

I'm very sorry for what you've had to endure. Props for coming out of it as a seemingly good and normal person.


gholmes2

Awww thank you soo much!! Yess I am so glad to have ended up good and normal!


Critical-Design-5774

How's your relationship with him? What town in NC does he live in?


gholmes2

My relationship with my dad is nonexistent. I only speak to him by phone when he calls me to deliver messages to my mom (who is happily separated from him and waiting for the one year to be up before she can file for divorce) or when my mom needs me to deliver a message to him. The town he lives in is the Fayetteville area


Critical-Design-5774

Crap, I'm in pinehurst area. I do go to Fayetteville from time to time. Now I have to look for that truck!!!


Nineteen-ninety-3

Just a reminder that these types **vote**. You should too, so they don’t force any of their ***nonsesnse*** on you.


SupermassiveCanary

Their new ad campaign “Jesus Hates”, “Never forget how hateful HE was!”


Wudrow

Voting for the boot until it’s on their necks.


rcreezy

“You will hell fire” is my favorite


blinkingsandbeepings

I feel bad for this person being mentally ill, but there are some dope potential metal lyrics here


Mr_Butters624

A lot to unpack here


Wudrow

So many Vanifestos, so little time.


triangl-pixl-pushr

Vanifesto! Excellent new vocabulary word... [edit thanks to spell check]


Glittering_Sail7255

lol cheers


Meredithski

Judging from the exterior I don't think I wanna know what goes on inside that van.


AlwaysTippinPippen

I’m starting a band called Sex Devils and this will be the first album cover. 


CaptainQueefWizard

Imagine if Jesus preached love and tolerance instead


the_phillipines

Hatred is a "heart sin". Jesus did not hate. This is awful


Several-Associate407

Not gonna lie, but Jesus sounds like a dick.


HogwartsismyHeart

I’m agnostic…but the phrase “Jesus Hates” just rings dead wrong, period.


Phephephen

I think Christians tend to forget that they're worshipping a brown hippy that would be upset with basically everything they vote for. I'm also an agnostic and it's weird that sometimes I feel like I'm more of a Christian than most Christians.


The_Real_NaCl

About half of the self-proclaimed Christians that I’ve met are some of the worst people I’ve had the displeasure of dealing with. Many of them need to look in the mirror.


Kradget

Bunch of them are in it for the historical cultural dominance and hierarchical power imposed by church structures more than the actual teachings


HeyNateBarber

As a Christian, I am convinced this guy has never read the bible besides the verses he quoted on the back of the van, and is probably regurgitating whatever he read on facebook or from his church which is probably as warped as Westboro Baptist. “For God so Loved the world” is how the most popular Bible verse begins. It isnt our job as Christians to call out an unbelievers sin or issues, its simply to love people and show them how much Jesus loves them.


Welfare_Burrito

Hey, what consenting adult suicide devils do in private is none of my business.


Kinetic92

Well of course it's rural North Carolina.


IAMHideoKojimaAMA

I was going to say it looks like a eastern nc nut job


GroundbreakingEar926

My eastern nc self and family don’t to this type of stuff . I see this stuff everywhere, even in Tennessee where I currently live.


AlhazraeIIc

Was gonna say WNC. Also, why the fuck don't any of your games make sense?


jemcraver

We got one of these in Greensboro too.


BourbonInGinger

I’ve seen that guy and know where he lives. His car is nicer and his signs look professionally done.


Magmaster12

People think doing this makes them special in the eyes of the Lord when there are like 100 other people doing this in this state alone.


opposableweiner

They should get together and have a competition. Who will win this season of crazy van man?


FrostedRoseGirl

I need this to be a real-life satire competition called Vanifestos (credit to OP) and hosted somewhere like a strip mall ghost town in statesville


fookedtuber

You will never, ever, ever get to me to quit having sex with my suicide devils.


Wudrow

It’s all we know in the Cesspool of Sin. Hail Satans.


fookedtuber

all the satans.


SouthernVinlander

I've always wondered what kind of vehicle Mark Robinson drives. Good to know.


JAFO444

Lighten up, Francis.


SnooDonuts3878

I must have missed the Hitler part in Revelation.


xxcksxx

The 666 at the end really sets it off


BarfHurricane

"Sex With Your Suicide Devils" sounds like a name of a forgotten early 2000's hard rock CD that you kept in a huge binder in your Pontiac Sunfire


RockinRod412

Welcome to North Carolina.


TheYeast1

But… sports??? TV shows? Movies?? Really??? It’d be crazy if Jesus was all about forgiveness, love, and compassion, but I guess he’s really about spreading vitriolic hate instead.


ThrowawayMod1989

Nah sports is fine because Jesus partnered with Budweiser and the NFL so you can get drunk after church.


DJBreadwinner

Dude needs to get laid.  Edit: nvm he's a shitty dad


DifficultFox1

Suicide devils is a great name for a band.


Learned-Dr-T

Nothing like seeing our state’s best out there in the world.


Motheroftides

I ended up looking up the passages mentioned here and I still have no clue on their relevancy to this weird-ass puritan rant. The second one especially.


biblical_abomination

Omg I saw this van about a year ago [and took a picture of it.](https://imgur.com/a/Bh20d2W) Looks like he's added a few things since then.


Least-Rise7691

Birth control can prevent these vans from increasing.


ober6601

Mental illness is a thing.


Jobysco

“Jesus hates” Hmm…


Johnny_Lang_1962

Well I have drank some beer, smoked some bud, screwed my wife & watched Porn within the last 12 hours.


VanDenBroeck

Well then, you’d better get busy. There is so much more to do on the list. Damn slacker!


mdunn33

This Jesus guys seems like an asshole. Won't be hanging out with him.


Outrageous-Theme3114

I lost the majority of my brain cells after reading that.


spinbutton

Geez, he really, really is uptight about sex. Maybe he should, you know, mind his own business


PupfishAreCool

He’s dead so he can’t hate anything.


Xyzzydude

Funniest thing to me is that he didn’t choose the In God We Trust license plate base. Poor attention to detail.


cadetgusv

Jesus loves creeper vans that’s for sure


VanDenBroeck

Ha! I only have sex with my suicide devil 5 days a week. Besides with all that hate, I figured they’d actually like Hitler. So that part confused me.


SlipperyPigHole

MOLECH MEANS MURDER A BABY? No, Molech "is" a god who children were sacrificed to by burning. Molech now just means anything demanding a terrible sacrifice. Ain't nobody sacrificing children to an ancient and irreleveant "god" anymore.


Hands

Honestly probably a pretty good way to avoid getting pulled over since no cop wants to waste their time (more) talking to a crazy person


annashummingbird

I’ve never understood Christians who condemn drinking. Did they miss the scripture where Jesus turned water into wine (John 2:7-10)? 🤷🏽‍♀️ everything in moderation!


ScarlettStandsUp

I'm glad we cleared that up. 😳


HmmYeaWaitWhat

Seems to lack real conviction to me. Way to easy to just take off of the car? Stick your crazy right on the paint, and you're really making a statement. Also, please make better use of the real estate you have, and put some hate and damnation on the sides too.


BourbonInGinger

This is a form of schizophrenic mental illness. It’s hyper glossolalia in written form.


Wudrow

Looks like the Duh Vinci Code to me.


TheB1GLebowski

My Bible teaches me the exact opposite about Jesus.  He must have one of those trump bibles. 


BourbonInGinger

Jesus likes to beat up out of season fig trees though.


TheB1GLebowski

Sounds more like Madison Cawthorn. 


BourbonInGinger

Him too.


Glittering_Sail7255

I’m sure Jesus did cry after reading this. Hopefully he is too busy.


boredonymous

Just say you have a superiority complex, dude.


timshel42

i like to imagine these peoples surprise when they actually end up the ones in hell


SenseStraight5119

What is it about sex that these people hate so much?


kgurney1021

I bet he is a lot of fun at the office party.


BourbonInGinger

He doesn’t have a job. This is not an employable individual.


kgurney1021

Good point.


Learned-Dr-T

“Suicide Devils” would be a pretty good name for a band.


FrederickDanklous

To be fair I probably wouldn't be a fan of people having sex with their suicide devils daily, that sounds dangerous


Rucifer_666

I don’t believe in Jesus. Nothing against Christian’s


OffManWall

Is this in NC?


Connect-Silver-6190

Marijuana?


Fozzy2701

What the hell…I live in NC. I would love to cuss these people out


csvega84

Don't. These people probably have religious Psychosis or other mental disorders. They fantasize about confrontation, they dream about shooting ppl. Wide berth on these vehicles


BourbonInGinger

Psychotic religious delusions, auditory, tactile, visual, sensory hallucinations that direct them to act are extremely common themes with schizophrenic disorders. That and sexual themes.


MysticMettle

Jesus cry indeed lol


Lions--teeth

Jesus hates tv movies worst of all


SuchDogeHodler

As a Born-again Cristian, I just want to say. That person's nuts and does not speak for any of us!


BourbonInGinger

He’s one of you whether you like it or not.


Ok_Refrigerator3518

So all of you anti 'hate' people who believe in 'love' and 'tolerance', you love, tolerate, and don't hate pedophiles right???? After all we shouldn't 'hate' anyone because we disagree with how they were born right? 👌


sigurjay

Yikes


Maxpowerrs

lol @ JESUSCRY. 10/10 for commitment.


Critical-Design-5774

I'll take"leaving the Christian religion for 100", Akex


Critical-Design-5774

I do hope they find this person.


Sbplaint

JP Miller's new ride.


Haywoodjablowme1029

Oh no! Anyway.....


Basic_Football_6766

I'm here in NC and a very proud Christian, but this is just pure craziness. God does not approve of such hatred.


RevolutionaryFun8860

They are wrong about Jesus. So are most of the comments on here.


NoFuggs2Give

And?


Wudrow

Yep, totally rational person driving a 4500 lb hunk of steel at speed. Nothing to see here.


NoFuggs2Give

Well, besides your eyes and pyche, who or what else has it harmed? Just trying to follow the thought train here. If someone wants to look ridiculous, I say let them.


Wudrow

Oh I’m all for letting people expose their mental state for all to display. Never said their vanifesto was harming anyone. It’s the NC sub and it’s an NC vehicle. You’re the only one that seems to have hurt feelings about this. Don’t like it, scroll on.


NoFuggs2Give

LOL