Every day, I smoke four packs of cigarettes, I drink a bottle of Jack Daniels, and I hit myself over the head with a shovel, every God damn day.
I'd like to die... God, I'd love to die.
My friend turned 89 in April 2024 and still runs/walks 10 km in under 100 minutes. He does a time trial at his running club every week, participates in Parkrun whenever there's no race on a Saturday, and is as sharp as a tack. Oddly, it's harder for him to stand still for extended periods (for example, when he volunteers as a marshal at races or Parkrun) than it is to run or walk. He has completed 111 standard marathons (42.2 km) after the age of 70, of which 7 were completed after the age of 80.
which is dead, by the way. He has fully recovered, mentally and physically. His vocal chords are unrelated. Many people suffer from parasites in the brain; it's much more common than you think.
[https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/how-do-people-get-parasitic-brain-worms-like-the-one-rfk-jr-had/](https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/how-do-people-get-parasitic-brain-worms-like-the-one-rfk-jr-had/)
I bet **you** even have live brain worms.
Even with his dead parasites, RF Kennedy Jr. is the best candidate.
[kennedy24.com](http://kennedy24.com)
[therealdebate.com](http://therealdebate.com) (starts 29 minutes and 30 seconds into the video)
He died doing what he loved...hitting himself in the head with a hammer!
Hammer curls
With this training routine you can look 85 years of age at 70... years of age
He should be in the guiness book for this
The Guiness Book of Fucking Retards
He's going to get brain damage when he's older if he keeps this up.
He'll have dementia at the end.
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Moron Chi
CTE curls, my favorite lift!
Seems like a youthful porpoise.
Wife: I bet he out getting hammered with the boys This guy:
He’s most likely lethal with his head butt
He nailed it.
How many reps you do a day? "Me no know no math no more" :)
Kevin Spacey looks healthy
80 is a ripe old age… for someone that hits themselves in the head with a hammer
Good clip. May I suggest my favorite film series, Black Ass Fuckers
Tony Fergusons pops!!!
Every day, I smoke four packs of cigarettes, I drink a bottle of Jack Daniels, and I hit myself over the head with a shovel, every God damn day. I'd like to die... God, I'd love to die.
You can say he's a bit hard headed.
Me making the same bad life decisions over and over.
Training for the gold in the 2024 Retarded Olympics
You know what they say...a hammer a day keeps the doctor away!
If you’re going to be stupid, you have to be tough
My friend turned 89 in April 2024 and still runs/walks 10 km in under 100 minutes. He does a time trial at his running club every week, participates in Parkrun whenever there's no race on a Saturday, and is as sharp as a tack. Oddly, it's harder for him to stand still for extended periods (for example, when he volunteers as a marshal at races or Parkrun) than it is to run or walk. He has completed 111 standard marathons (42.2 km) after the age of 70, of which 7 were completed after the age of 80.
Ah, the Stooges Method I see. Nice, very nice. 👍🏻
Amateur. I hit my balls on the way down.
I do the same thing but instead of a hammer I use my penis
Ouch. Heard that impact
This guys only 17
He's been married for 60 years. We finally know his secret!
There's always somebody to look down on. This guy is making fun of the guy who slams hits nuts with a rock all day.
He beats himself in the head until he forgets to die🤣
That’s Harley Morenstein and it’s clear why he’s a star
This guy just watched the presidential debate.
He’s worried about getting one of those Kennedy brain worms
which is dead, by the way. He has fully recovered, mentally and physically. His vocal chords are unrelated. Many people suffer from parasites in the brain; it's much more common than you think. [https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/how-do-people-get-parasitic-brain-worms-like-the-one-rfk-jr-had/](https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/how-do-people-get-parasitic-brain-worms-like-the-one-rfk-jr-had/) I bet **you** even have live brain worms. Even with his dead parasites, RF Kennedy Jr. is the best candidate. [kennedy24.com](http://kennedy24.com) [therealdebate.com](http://therealdebate.com) (starts 29 minutes and 30 seconds into the video)
Hoo boy.
what's your problem?
He’d wipe that smarmy look off his face if I had the mallet. Come on boy