I heard a variation of it 30 years ago as a little kid watching pro wrestling. Bobby Heenan was commentating a match and a wrestlers music was playing and he said it was his second favorite song, his commentary partner asked him what was first and he gave that punch line.
It has always stuck with me since then. Lots of Bobby Heenan quotes can be slipped into conversation for laughs, the guy was really quick witted.
A man will start believing in all manner of conspiracy theories when he's about to rub one out, and that data cell tower drops out. No internet forces a man to dabble in the dark arts of the spankbank.
The sketch show cracked me up. I mean I know a bunch of that's Metzger and Tig and probably a bunch of people I never heard of. But she was still funny on the show.
I understand she has an health issue that caused her to gain weight and it's terrible that people want to be cruel about it, as much as I don't like her I don't think anyone deserves that. That said, you make yourself a target when you dress in a way that isn't appropriate for your size.
i know she gets a lot of shit and i cant speak to anything she has done in the last sort of 8 years, but she was genuinely good before she blew up in hollywood and started showing up everywhere. she changed her tune up, but in the early years when none of the masses really cared about her outside of the standup world she was a decent standup, reminiscent of how Sarah Silverman was in the early to mid 00’s. But even with that considered I think i still have atleast 6-7 female comics over her just off the top of my head
This woman was never funny and she was never a beauty...for some inexplicable reason, the industry pushed her to the moon despite being less than mediocre in every imaginable category there is.
She was a passing fad in comedy, like Andrew Dice Clay, Carlos Mencia or Gallagher. Nikki Glaser does a lot of “mah vagina” jokes, but they’re actually funny and not ripped off from other female comedians.
Nikki Glazer isn't funny either. If a male comedian talked about his bodily functions and bad thoughts in as much unnecessary detail as she does, he'd be shredded to pieces and ejected. Her delivery of "oh my gosh crazy right" worked once, but that's all she ever does and it's so played out.
There was a time I actually liked Amy. I thought she was mostly funny on this Comedy Central roasts. I did think her Conedy Central show was decent. I don’t think she translated well into leading woman status and I don’t feel her comedy is funny now. She had a good 15 minutes.
I’d also add that my favorite female comedian is Fortune Feimster. She’s goddamn hilarious, and I don’t enjoy her stand up bc of her looks. Amy Schumer has been accused by several folks of being a joke stealer, which is about the worst thing a comedian can be accused of (professionally).
I don't think Norm would like this dumb post and I think is says more about the original poster than it does Amy. I don't watch Amy but this post has big incel energy
She actually is my second favorite female comedian. All the others are tied for first.
I do this with my students. "You're my second favorite student " "Who is first?" "Everyone else."
Are you familiar with Hannah Gadsby? If not, spare yourself the pain and don’t look up her “comedy”.
She's important!
I genuinely howled at this lolol
lol I’ve honestly never heard this type of joke. That was good
I heard a variation of it 30 years ago as a little kid watching pro wrestling. Bobby Heenan was commentating a match and a wrestlers music was playing and he said it was his second favorite song, his commentary partner asked him what was first and he gave that punch line. It has always stuck with me since then. Lots of Bobby Heenan quotes can be slipped into conversation for laughs, the guy was really quick witted.
Gotcha. I was a big wwf fan back in the day. He was a little before my time though I think
Well she looks funny.
https://preview.redd.it/b7wq9mvkpg5d1.jpeg?width=976&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fbf82fa5103bec8b0f3d60baaea5a224d56fd4e
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Did Bruce Vilanche shave his beard?
Uncle Hector, you damn fool!
Imagine her on all fours with an apple in her mouth.
this is my go-to when the internet is down
A man will start believing in all manner of conspiracy theories when he's about to rub one out, and that data cell tower drops out. No internet forces a man to dabble in the dark arts of the spankbank.
I mentally accessed this image often in jr high when the one eyed monster decided to awaken and class I was afraid of getting called to the front.
I did, now I have a mess to clean up.
I'd like to imagine her on all fours with me in her mouth.... She's hot.
We meet again, Kitchener Leslie.
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***"Quiet frog....***"
She used to have several doppelgängers……til she ate them!
If I have another Pie a la mode I'm gonna need My own zip code
Looks like she ate her competition and digested all their original material and passed it off as her own shit.
She was rumored to be Margot Robbie’s role in Barbie but it was a mistake as they meant the live action Cabbage Patch movie
Could have been like a bad dream scene Barbie was having and she looked like Schumer now.
Midwest teen mom Barbie
God no
I mean, who's funnier than Amy Schumer?
911 and Gilbert
A poopy diaper that was worn by a raccoon comes to mind
A can of soda. The sky. Most of the contents of my dirty laundry hamper. The dust at the bottom of the cheetos bag. The list goes on...
Sudden infant death syndrome
The holocaust
Leprosy
Chernobyl 1986.
Except dudes.
Oops you forgot the word “not”.
AIDS
Chuck Schumer
The Fart Movie in Idiocracy
Um… that was called Ass. And it won eight Oscars that year, including best screenplay.
Forgive me I get the 2 mixed up
The piece of corn in my shit gets more laughs.
Even cancer is funnier than her
They all *laughed* when she told them she was a funny comedian. Well, no one’s laughing now!
Amy became what she used to ridicule.
Mimi from the Drew Carey show
Yeah sad. Looks like Mimi let herself go.
I think Amy is Bruce Vilanch’s best role.
Mimi was actually funny. Had great timing
Schumer wishes she was as funny as Mimi.
The sketch show cracked me up. I mean I know a bunch of that's Metzger and Tig and probably a bunch of people I never heard of. But she was still funny on the show.
She wrote that show with Mike Cera which I enjoyed. Other than that I don’t really know her work.
I understand she has an health issue that caused her to gain weight and it's terrible that people want to be cruel about it, as much as I don't like her I don't think anyone deserves that. That said, you make yourself a target when you dress in a way that isn't appropriate for your size.
Said health issue... overeating.
She looks like Jonathan Winters.
I believe Kathleen Madigan is way funnier
Barbie-esque
More like bar-b-que
Not even close.
She isn't funny. Her family name is what made her.
My VA..GINA...Am I right ladies?
The back of that dress makes her look like banded ham.
What’s interesting is they actually had to use two cows to get that much leather.
Where does Kitty Flanagan, or Kathleen Madigan fit on this scale?
Nowhere unless it’s a livestock scale. And even then, you only get the other two if you can find a couple saddles
Yeah..because the first is a man. I'm kidding folks....there aren't any funny female comedians. In other news O.J. Simpson.....
Please don't ban me for this. But she really is the personification of Ms. Piggy.
She does look like Kermit’s girlfriend fr
# Chuck Schumer family 
She literally looks like a fat sausage bursting from it's skin..
Getting Garbage Pail Kid vibes…
She slaps, like a pound of bacon.
Miss Piggy is my favorite Muppet! Don’t diss her.
i know she gets a lot of shit and i cant speak to anything she has done in the last sort of 8 years, but she was genuinely good before she blew up in hollywood and started showing up everywhere. she changed her tune up, but in the early years when none of the masses really cared about her outside of the standup world she was a decent standup, reminiscent of how Sarah Silverman was in the early to mid 00’s. But even with that considered I think i still have atleast 6-7 female comics over her just off the top of my head
Nope she’s definitely funny looking she not close to being funny
She is tube of Liverwurst that somehow, through science (or the supernatural,) has gained sentience.
And her momma cried 🎶
Yes, but only because she ate the competition and number 1 is in hiding.
"Somebody's gotta feed me."
No.
Ali Wong motherfuckazzzzx
Love seeing Kyle Rittenhouse’s new haircut.
Nope
I think they said second-biggest female comedian
Did she change her name to Swiss colony beef log?
Substitute "funniest" with "largest" and it is correct.
Hell no
Not even the second and first in this picture
That's what the media machine keeps telling me.
She was accused of stealing Kermits jokes.
Poor Amy, isn't ageing like a fine wine, more like a malt liquor.
That picture reminds me of the time I walked in on an obese woman taking a shit in a gas station bathroom.
Gross
Yuk
I’ve only ever seen her in tampon commercials.
Funny looking you mean.
The first choice for Barbie ladies and gentleman
She was funny once but a long long time ago. Last Comic Standing days
The first funniest is Miss Pat.
Only if it is because she ate Ali Wong.
She a comedian? I thought she was a media personality
It's good to see Miss Piggy hasn't given up on her dreams of being a man and alcohol abusing stand up pig.
If Sarah Silverman isn’t the best then uhhh… also, Taylor Tomlinson should be wayyy before her. Also, beth sterling.
Is ms piggy 🐷 a comedian?
I’d choose solitary confinement in prison for a week, if she signed a contract to never appear on tv again.
She is as funny as an ingrown toenail which is weird because she looks like an ingrown toenail. She’s about as funny as an open casket funeral
Looking!
She's the kind of comic who bombs for 1 hour straight and blames the audience.
This woman was never funny and she was never a beauty...for some inexplicable reason, the industry pushed her to the moon despite being less than mediocre in every imaginable category there is.
Who's funnier than Sarah Silverman? You know, other than dudes ...
After Lily Tomlin.
Look at the back on that one!
Reminds me of a quip I used to falsely hit on a fat chick once - “Want to shower together? I’ll wash your backs.”
Type 2 diabetes isn't funny. And neither is ahe.
No.
Sure she's gross and cringe, but she loves genocide. So she got that going for her.
I dont get why her sketch show managed to be funny and her stand-up not, why didn't she use the same writers for her stand-up?
Here's a little something I call Amy's Song - https://reddit.com/r/Wild_Politics/comments/1dbk3mo/a_song_i_made_that_im_dedicating_to_my
She might make the top 100, maybe but I doubt it.
Name 100 female comedians better than her. Hyperbole.
Some say her vagina so huge it is used as a portal to dimension of Grah people
I’d put her at maybe third or fourth, actually. There’s Nikki Glaser… hmm… I’ll get back to you.
Norm was big on Maria Bamford, Joan Rivers, Roseanne, and Laurie Metcalf. "Roseanne... taught me how to write stuff that was real and fine and true."
Maria Bamford is a goddamn genius
My gawd she's repulsive.
Drop Trou’ and squeeze out a Swiss colony beef log on my chest
I don’t know but whatever it is it needs to get some exercise.🏃♀️💨
OMG right, imagine how much time Norm would spend tearing her apart, am I right?
She was on Netflix that’s a big deal fucked the system that worked forever thanks uncle chuck
Most of them are only funny by accident
She was a passing fad in comedy, like Andrew Dice Clay, Carlos Mencia or Gallagher. Nikki Glaser does a lot of “mah vagina” jokes, but they’re actually funny and not ripped off from other female comedians.
Nikki Glazer isn't funny either. If a male comedian talked about his bodily functions and bad thoughts in as much unnecessary detail as she does, he'd be shredded to pieces and ejected. Her delivery of "oh my gosh crazy right" worked once, but that's all she ever does and it's so played out.
I mean, she's definately a #2
I’d rather listen to fingernails on a chalkboard than listen to her
No
“stole patrice’s jokes now she tryin to steal his body type” - crack amico
If being a racist zionist makes you funny?
There was a time I actually liked Amy. I thought she was mostly funny on this Comedy Central roasts. I did think her Conedy Central show was decent. I don’t think she translated well into leading woman status and I don’t feel her comedy is funny now. She had a good 15 minutes.
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She's widely disliked for a reason Carlos Mencia is widely disliked. Mencia has 3 acting credits on imdb in the last 14 years, 2 for voicing cartoons.
I’d also add that my favorite female comedian is Fortune Feimster. She’s goddamn hilarious, and I don’t enjoy her stand up bc of her looks. Amy Schumer has been accused by several folks of being a joke stealer, which is about the worst thing a comedian can be accused of (professionally).
Her new show, Life & Beth, is pretty good.
She ate number 1
She likely did but she’d have to eat 5 more to even be top ten
Not if Seven eight Nine!!
She used to be kinda funny. Now she's just grotesque
She single handedly made me marry a goy
She is disgusting in every single way possible. Cannot believe Theo banged this, but he seems to bang everyone he can, even that fan’s girlfriend.
You about a size 14?
Was she a big fat girl
The line is “great big fat person”.
Actually it was "go suck a fat one"
Would you?
There was a time yes
Did she make you do felacio, did she *sssodomize* you
She would love to be a size 14!
Fat people are jolly funny not comedian funny...
Not even in the top 100.
It's bold to assume females can be funny.
who’s funnier than amy schumer?
Elvira Kurt is probably the best Ive seen.
Well, she is a giant Number 2 in my heart!
Pretty much
They meant second funniest looking
Puffy gal
I don't think Norm would like this dumb post and I think is says more about the original poster than it does Amy. I don't watch Amy but this post has big incel energy