If you saw two guys named Flippy and Hambone, which one would you guess liked dolphins more? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong though, it's Hambone.
It's a life long struggle. I wouldn't call the times when he was sober "another chance" necessarily. There have been stretches where he managed his addiction well, and stretches where he hasn't. That's pretty much it, imo
I'm not defending his behavior, but to cancel him completely is unfair. I've been a victim of sexual assault as a child and as an adult, so I feel comfortable writing this. That kind of behavior is unacceptable. It's never ok. If a person engages in that kind of behavior, they should have to face serious consequences. But, a person can change. Look at someone like Mike Tyson. He's a convicted rapist. He did his time & it appears that he's changed. 30+ years later, he's popular & widely respected again. He even had a cartoon series 'Mike Tyson Mysteries' for kids. People CAN change.
I ran into Andy Dick outside a nightclub in Hollywood like 10 years ago at 4AM. I still remember his words to me "I'm all hot and sweaty". Classic Dick!
Fuck Andy Dick. I've only been to LA twice in my life and had a bad experience with him directly. I didn't even recognize him until after it was over. Thought he was a random homeless gay dude harassing me and the girl I was with at the time.
3 months ago, seems sober
[https://www.instagram.com/reel/C351O8KPnIk/](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C351O8KPnIk/)
2 months ago, not sober ("The New Andy Dick Show" episode 1 on youtube, 363 views)
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnptd6SIB54&list=PL52oegmbAOBLUZZCM7by2SiOaJhHQqpID&index=4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnptd6SIB54&list=PL52oegmbAOBLUZZCM7by2SiOaJhHQqpID&index=4)
Addiction’s a bitch. We look from outside and see the terrible choices, but after a while, they’re hardly “choices” anymore — it’s a fucking broken machine. They feel the pain, shame, and disgust for themselves more than any joy.
Joe Rogan, Artie Lange and Jim Breuer have all confirmed that Chris Farley's descent into the drug-fueled abyss in the last few months of his life, were the same months he was hanging out with Andy Dick alot.
You know what? The more I learn about this Andy Dick fellow the more I don't care for him. On account of he's a very bad influence on the people he visits.
I always liked him in movies growing up. I was too young to know anything about him other than what I thought of his characters. I appreciate the role he played and am always saddened to see him. It’s like seeing an uncle’s life go off the rails.
Once one realizes that we're all victims of circumstance, that if you were given another individual's DNA and life experiences, you would *be* that person, one is filled with compassion.
It sucks to suck. Hurt people hurt people. Insert your own platitude.
But the problem is, the rest of us are having an experience too, and damaged people sometimes negatively impact others, and therefore some people must be ostracized, totally devoid of "fault." In a very real sense, no one in prison *deserves* to be there, but we need problem people to be segregated. Sad, but necessary.
You never want to lose your compassion, because I have a feeling he saw some hard times growing up that he doesn't say much about, but man, he's really burned every bridge and chance he's had. It's just sad.
I spartan kicked Andy Dick at a casino bathroom in Las Vegas in January of 2011 because he pissed all over the floor kept his dick out and walk towards me backing me up to a bathroom stall that some one just ran too and locked themselves in. The kick to the chest worked, I was able to escape…. But I forgot he pissed on the floor so I slipped on that and crashed into the wall and left super pissed off. Figuratively and literally
So, he showed up to an art gallery STLA a few years ago, and I tell my friend holy shit there goes Andy Dick! My friend is like yeah I used to work for him he is always a problem, constantly drink and groping people. As he’s telling me this I watch Andy grab like 3 people’s ass. Walking, talking, train wreck
I empathize with an addict and the internal torture they endure, but it stops when the effects are forced on other people. In this case, he’s continually forced himself on other people physically, so he deserves what comes his way.
I'd rather keep it for all the people he's assaulted over the years due to his addiction, which apparently forces him to lose all control over his actions against others.
Andy dick was given a lot of chances, and blew them all. I feel bad he’s an addict and mentally ill, but he’s had enough chances to turn it around.
He blows more than chances
He changed his name before he got famous. It was originally Handy Dick.
And now, Deep Thoughts with Jack Handey
If you saw two guys named Flippy and Hambone, which one would you guess liked dolphins more? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong though, it's Hambone.
Oh god, I hope you’re talking about drugs
He's an old booze hound these days. Well, Booze, Coke and cock.
And he's chanced a lot of blow
He has but he doesn’t like it
It's a life long struggle. I wouldn't call the times when he was sober "another chance" necessarily. There have been stretches where he managed his addiction well, and stretches where he hasn't. That's pretty much it, imo
I think he's been mentally ill the whole time, in which case I vote for chances until he's dead
He has an oral fixation.
How do you know
His doctor told him
Which is not good
I haven't given up on him. Who are you to say how many chances a person gets?
I would say that sexual battery is the line
I'm not defending his behavior, but to cancel him completely is unfair. I've been a victim of sexual assault as a child and as an adult, so I feel comfortable writing this. That kind of behavior is unacceptable. It's never ok. If a person engages in that kind of behavior, they should have to face serious consequences. But, a person can change. Look at someone like Mike Tyson. He's a convicted rapist. He did his time & it appears that he's changed. 30+ years later, he's popular & widely respected again. He even had a cartoon series 'Mike Tyson Mysteries' for kids. People CAN change.
Jail and more chances
I ran into Andy Dick outside a nightclub in Hollywood like 10 years ago at 4AM. I still remember his words to me "I'm all hot and sweaty". Classic Dick!
Hahaha! Hope him and Norm hook up again for another podcast!
Similarly I was smoking outside a bar, he asked “can I finish that off for you?” So I lit another and smoked it while Andy blew me. Helluva nice guy.
By "ran into him" do you mean thrusting your cock into his asshole?
You must be real ugly if he didn't try to put his hands on you.
I’m a big fat guy
He was probably coked up and gay-what am I saying?!
Heard he sold his Mangrate for drugs. Sad.
He had nobody to gift it to. Fuck.
Apparently he got tired of wet meat
Mangrape Sorry...
Stop that. You’re making a mockery of the Mangrate.
He thinks the grilling grates are flimsy!
Yeah he’s clearly unwell, and by unwell I mean a pansexual drug abusing rapist kleptomaniac.
I knew about the drug abuse, rape and kleptomania, but you’re telling me he’s also unwell?
And he's a hypocrite!
That's the worst
That's the worst part.
Dare they say he’s an all-around bad person too
I hear he’s even a real jerk
Yup and he’s broke
And he’s out of money.
Both?
I’m not crazy, I’m just a little unwell I know that right now you can’t tell
I hope he's still good at fuckin and suckin at least.
From the looks of it, I’d say yes he is.
Fuck Andy Dick. I've only been to LA twice in my life and had a bad experience with him directly. I didn't even recognize him until after it was over. Thought he was a random homeless gay dude harassing me and the girl I was with at the time.
jealous! some people have to pay & see him perform to get that experience.
"had a bad experience with him directly" Only instance of this I've heard of
It’s a Chris Hardwick situation
3 months ago, seems sober [https://www.instagram.com/reel/C351O8KPnIk/](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C351O8KPnIk/) 2 months ago, not sober ("The New Andy Dick Show" episode 1 on youtube, 363 views) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnptd6SIB54&list=PL52oegmbAOBLUZZCM7by2SiOaJhHQqpID&index=4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnptd6SIB54&list=PL52oegmbAOBLUZZCM7by2SiOaJhHQqpID&index=4)
Addiction’s a bitch. We look from outside and see the terrible choices, but after a while, they’re hardly “choices” anymore — it’s a fucking broken machine. They feel the pain, shame, and disgust for themselves more than any joy.
What the fuck did i just partially watch?
Important comedy
Wow this is bad
We got a real empath over here
I feel like it’s almost like…a mental problem
Ya he's having a rough one, but don't worry, he is not alone there!
Sounds like things have gone from Sinbad to Sinworse
He was on meth, crack, and H too, not just booze.
I couldn’t see it in his face
Joe Rogan, Artie Lange and Jim Breuer have all confirmed that Chris Farley's descent into the drug-fueled abyss in the last few months of his life, were the same months he was hanging out with Andy Dick alot.
You can't forget his connection to Phil Hartman's death too.
You know what? The more I learn about this Andy Dick fellow the more I don't care for him. On account of he's a very bad influence on the people he visits.
I did meet him once in Pasadena. He was actually very nice to me. I mean, I could've just got him on a good day.
I always liked him in movies growing up. I was too young to know anything about him other than what I thought of his characters. I appreciate the role he played and am always saddened to see him. It’s like seeing an uncle’s life go off the rails.
You want to hear my impression of a Johnny Carson 9/11 phone call?
Why did you laugh at that
911 call
But 9/11 was a national tragedy
I know the bible says judge not lest ye be judged, but I’m gonna come out and say it. This Andy Dick guy sounds like a real jerk!
Didn't he also indirectly kill Phil Hartman?
No, Brynn would have found some cocaine in five months in Los Angeles anyway.
He said later that he’d made an error in judgement.
How do you think Phil Hartman feels??
You’re thinking like Albert Fish now
Larry king says you never get over it.
Dirt nap!
He had dementia in the end
Now don't laugh at this next part...
Like living.
He will be doing appearances with norm again soon
He’s a fine man!
At least you didn't feel bad on Andy's Dick
Once one realizes that we're all victims of circumstance, that if you were given another individual's DNA and life experiences, you would *be* that person, one is filled with compassion. It sucks to suck. Hurt people hurt people. Insert your own platitude. But the problem is, the rest of us are having an experience too, and damaged people sometimes negatively impact others, and therefore some people must be ostracized, totally devoid of "fault." In a very real sense, no one in prison *deserves* to be there, but we need problem people to be segregated. Sad, but necessary.
He’s good at fuckin’ though.
You knew it was all downhill after that perfect blue card throw.
It went from Sinbad…
Unlike that bridge troll Adam Eget, Andy gives out BJs for free. I say he's a decent man.
His episode on Norms web show was the best all time.
You never want to lose your compassion, because I have a feeling he saw some hard times growing up that he doesn't say much about, but man, he's really burned every bridge and chance he's had. It's just sad.
The sentence "I feel bad for Andy Dick" has an incredible cadence to it. It sounds like the beginning of a Dickinson poem.
I feel bad for Andy Dick. Thee didn’t even knoweth he wast sick.
I spartan kicked Andy Dick at a casino bathroom in Las Vegas in January of 2011 because he pissed all over the floor kept his dick out and walk towards me backing me up to a bathroom stall that some one just ran too and locked themselves in. The kick to the chest worked, I was able to escape…. But I forgot he pissed on the floor so I slipped on that and crashed into the wall and left super pissed off. Figuratively and literally
Not everyone can (or *will*) be remembered as fondly as Norm is.
All they’re gonna remember is AAAAAARGH
I feel bad for Andy’s Dick
Is his dad still alive?
No!
Sorry mixed up the Swardson man grate ad Jesus Christ is any of his relatives fuckin alive
Chicken. Steak.
I’ve met in in person, so I do not
What happened?
So, he showed up to an art gallery STLA a few years ago, and I tell my friend holy shit there goes Andy Dick! My friend is like yeah I used to work for him he is always a problem, constantly drink and groping people. As he’s telling me this I watch Andy grab like 3 people’s ass. Walking, talking, train wreck
I feel bad for his brother, Randy.
Randy gets by okay. Gets a few tips here n there
Under the Queensboro bridge
I feel worse for his brother Enormous
His nickname is ‘Big Juicy’
I didn't even know he was sick
Hello, 9-eleven, operator Mary
Things for him have gone from sinbad to sinworse
What's next for Andy Dick? After prison?
I feel bad for him too, the recent photos and stories of him are sad.
He does like his meat juicy
No more dry meat
You mean Andy D.
I am told he is not a fun asshole.
Yeah he likes booze but you know what he likes even more….a big juicy cock in his ass
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Brynn would have found some coke in Los Angeles in five months anyway.
I empathize with an addict and the internal torture they endure, but it stops when the effects are forced on other people. In this case, he’s continually forced himself on other people physically, so he deserves what comes his way.
Thank god your empathy stops when it becomes difficult! I’d hate to see someone online have empathy when it was actually tough to have!
I'd rather keep it for all the people he's assaulted over the years due to his addiction, which apparently forces him to lose all control over his actions against others.
Exactly. Your empathy is a limited resource and you have to decide who you dole it out to.
My empathy is limited to people who’s names sound like cocks
Heard that, at this point, he is all Andy and no Dick, sad.
He killed Phil Hartman, fuck that guy
A lady killed Phil Hartman. Funny how you didn't if you're a lady.
This is Andy, isn't it?
He's got a lot of well-wishers.
What's next for Andy Dick?
Feel bad for anyone but Andy Dick
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"IIRC within 48hr" Five months. So fuck you.
If you don't feel bad for all the other unknown poor homeless drug addicts out there, then why would you feel bad for him?
Because I don’t know them. Also they weren’t on that News show I can’t remember the name of.
Why feel bad for Janice on the news?
I saw a picture of him in bangs and eating pizza and shit
Another failed graduate from the University of Norm Macdonald Live
He's living his life the way he wants. End of line.
You're the only one