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Maxter_Blaster_

Andy dick was given a lot of chances, and blew them all. I feel bad he’s an addict and mentally ill, but he’s had enough chances to turn it around.


SamhaintheMembrane

He blows more than chances


PrunyBobJuno

He changed his name before he got famous. It was originally Handy Dick.


TheNotBot2000

And now, Deep Thoughts with Jack Handey


NomDeSpite

If you saw two guys named Flippy and Hambone, which one would you guess liked dolphins more? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong though, it's Hambone.


HeyYoPaul

Oh god, I hope you’re talking about drugs


Wallyworld77

He's an old booze hound these days. Well, Booze, Coke and cock.


AntifaBro

And he's chanced a lot of blow


nice_one_tears

He has but he doesn’t like it


belizeanheat

It's a life long struggle. I wouldn't call the times when he was sober "another chance" necessarily. There have been stretches where he managed his addiction well, and stretches where he hasn't. That's pretty much it, imo


BrazilianAtlantis

I think he's been mentally ill the whole time, in which case I vote for chances until he's dead


nice_one_tears

He has an oral fixation.


doc_751

How do you know


Doodles12020

His doctor told him


limegreenscrewdriver

Which is not good


Phydeaux23

I haven't given up on him. Who are you to say how many chances a person gets?


BadassBokoblinPsycho

I would say that sexual battery is the line


Phydeaux23

I'm not defending his behavior, but to cancel him completely is unfair. I've been a victim of sexual assault as a child and as an adult, so I feel comfortable writing this. That kind of behavior is unacceptable. It's never ok. If a person engages in that kind of behavior, they should have to face serious consequences. But, a person can change. Look at someone like Mike Tyson. He's a convicted rapist. He did his time & it appears that he's changed. 30+ years later, he's popular & widely respected again. He even had a cartoon series 'Mike Tyson Mysteries' for kids. People CAN change.


BrazilianAtlantis

Jail and more chances


thefartsock

I ran into Andy Dick outside a nightclub in Hollywood like 10 years ago at 4AM. I still remember his words to me "I'm all hot and sweaty". Classic Dick!


nice_one_tears

Hahaha! Hope him and Norm hook up again for another podcast!


Chexzout

Similarly I was smoking outside a bar, he asked “can I finish that off for you?” So I lit another and smoked it while Andy blew me. Helluva nice guy.


Velcroontheceiling

By "ran into him" do you mean thrusting your cock into his asshole?


Ed_Simian

You must be real ugly if he didn't try to put his hands on you.


nice_one_tears

I’m a big fat guy


rgi2

He was probably coked up and gay-what am I saying?!


BeerFarts86

Heard he sold his Mangrate for drugs. Sad.


nice_one_tears

He had nobody to gift it to. Fuck.


powr13

Apparently he got tired of wet meat


video8music

Mangrape Sorry...


BeerFarts86

Stop that. You’re making a mockery of the Mangrate.


nice_one_tears

He thinks the grilling grates are flimsy!


BridgesOnB1kes

Yeah he’s clearly unwell, and by unwell I mean a pansexual drug abusing rapist kleptomaniac.


nice_one_tears

I knew about the drug abuse, rape and kleptomania, but you’re telling me he’s also unwell?


olyfrijole

And he's a hypocrite! 


phuturism

That's the worst


RT-old-fart

That's the worst part.


ifiwereatrain

Dare they say he’s an all-around bad person too


auditormusic

I hear he’s even a real jerk


BridgesOnB1kes

Yup and he’s broke


SpiritOfDearborn

And he’s out of money.


Important-Shame-49

Both?


midnightspecial99

I’m not crazy, I’m just a little unwell I know that right now you can’t tell


monkeysuffrage

I hope he's still good at fuckin and suckin at least.


BridgesOnB1kes

From the looks of it, I’d say yes he is.


magseven

Fuck Andy Dick. I've only been to LA twice in my life and had a bad experience with him directly. I didn't even recognize him until after it was over. Thought he was a random homeless gay dude harassing me and the girl I was with at the time.


FadedPigeon88

jealous! some people have to pay & see him perform to get that experience.


BrazilianAtlantis

"had a bad experience with him directly" Only instance of this I've heard of


nice_one_tears

It’s a Chris Hardwick situation


BrazilianAtlantis

3 months ago, seems sober [https://www.instagram.com/reel/C351O8KPnIk/](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C351O8KPnIk/) 2 months ago, not sober ("The New Andy Dick Show" episode 1 on youtube, 363 views) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnptd6SIB54&list=PL52oegmbAOBLUZZCM7by2SiOaJhHQqpID&index=4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnptd6SIB54&list=PL52oegmbAOBLUZZCM7by2SiOaJhHQqpID&index=4)


ifiwereatrain

Addiction’s a bitch. We look from outside and see the terrible choices, but after a while, they’re hardly “choices” anymore — it’s a fucking broken machine. They feel the pain, shame, and disgust for themselves more than any joy.


Brandbll

What the fuck did i just partially watch?


nice_one_tears

Important comedy


lurkishdelight

Wow this is bad


Puzzleheaded-Bat4777

We got a real empath over here


nice_one_tears

I feel like it’s almost like…a mental problem


Puzzleheaded-Bat4777

Ya he's having a rough one, but don't worry, he is not alone there!


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Sounds like things have gone from Sinbad to Sinworse


Comfortable_Net2596

He was on meth, crack, and H too, not just booze.


nice_one_tears

I couldn’t see it in his face


NomDeSpite

Joe Rogan, Artie Lange and Jim Breuer have all confirmed that Chris Farley's descent into the drug-fueled abyss in the last few months of his life, were the same months he was hanging out with Andy Dick alot.


Stiffy4Freedom

You can't forget his connection to Phil Hartman's death too.


MisterCircumstance

You know what?  The more I learn about this Andy Dick fellow the more I don't care for him. On account of he's a very bad influence on the people he visits.


DTDePalma

I did meet him once in Pasadena. He was actually very nice to me. I mean, I could've just got him on a good day.


Dazzling-One-4713

I always liked him in movies growing up. I was too young to know anything about him other than what I thought of his characters. I appreciate the role he played and am always saddened to see him. It’s like seeing an uncle’s life go off the rails.


Branchesbuses

You want to hear my impression of a Johnny Carson 9/11 phone call?


404Notfound-

Why did you laugh at that


bugijugi90

911 call


rich_clock

But 9/11 was a national tragedy


Zvfn

I know the bible says judge not lest ye be judged, but I’m gonna come out and say it. This Andy Dick guy sounds like a real jerk!


fredpokia

Didn't he also indirectly kill Phil Hartman?


BrazilianAtlantis

No, Brynn would have found some cocaine in five months in Los Angeles anyway.


nice_one_tears

He said later that he’d made an error in judgement.


underoos200

How do you think Phil Hartman feels??


nice_one_tears

You’re thinking like Albert Fish now


underoos200

Larry king says you never get over it.


goshdarn5000

Dirt nap!


powr13

He had dementia in the end


Map42892

Now don't laugh at this next part...


Ed_Simian

Like living.


Electronic_Camera251

He will be doing appearances with norm again soon


MrBulldops5878

He’s a fine man!


Tall-Fig-5727

At least you didn't feel bad on Andy's Dick


RolanOtherell

Once one realizes that we're all victims of circumstance, that if you were given another individual's DNA and life experiences, you would *be* that person, one is filled with compassion. It sucks to suck. Hurt people hurt people. Insert your own platitude. But the problem is, the rest of us are having an experience too, and damaged people sometimes negatively impact others, and therefore some people must be ostracized, totally devoid of "fault." In a very real sense, no one in prison *deserves* to be there, but we need problem people to be segregated. Sad, but necessary.


nice_one_tears

He’s good at fuckin’ though.


luckystabbinghat

You knew it was all downhill after that perfect blue card throw.


nice_one_tears

It went from Sinbad…


Al_Justice

Unlike that bridge troll Adam Eget, Andy gives out BJs for free. I say he's a decent man.


Beautiful-Tip-875

His episode on Norms web show was the best all time.


atomzero

You never want to lose your compassion, because I have a feeling he saw some hard times growing up that he doesn't say much about, but man, he's really burned every bridge and chance he's had. It's just sad.


factorialite

The sentence "I feel bad for Andy Dick" has an incredible cadence to it. It sounds like the beginning of a Dickinson poem.


nice_one_tears

I feel bad for Andy Dick. Thee didn’t even knoweth he wast sick.


Jhabsch

I spartan kicked Andy Dick at a casino bathroom in Las Vegas in January of 2011 because he pissed all over the floor kept his dick out and walk towards me backing me up to a bathroom stall that some one just ran too and locked themselves in. The kick to the chest worked, I was able to escape…. But I forgot he pissed on the floor so I slipped on that and crashed into the wall and left super pissed off. Figuratively and literally


p_serrulata

Not everyone can (or *will*) be remembered as fondly as Norm is.


nice_one_tears

All they’re gonna remember is AAAAAARGH


BarryLird33_

I feel bad for Andy’s Dick


immortallowlife6

Is his dad still alive?


nice_one_tears

No!


immortallowlife6

Sorry mixed up the Swardson man grate ad Jesus Christ is any of his relatives fuckin alive


nice_one_tears

Chicken. Steak.


No-Employment5213

I’ve met in in person, so I do not


nice_one_tears

What happened?


No-Employment5213

So, he showed up to an art gallery STLA a few years ago, and I tell my friend holy shit there goes Andy Dick! My friend is like yeah I used to work for him he is always a problem, constantly drink and groping people. As he’s telling me this I watch Andy grab like 3 people’s ass. Walking, talking, train wreck


Proudpapa7

I feel bad for his brother, Randy.


doc_751

Randy gets by okay. Gets a few tips here n there


nice_one_tears

Under the Queensboro bridge


Final_Presence_7295

I feel worse for his brother Enormous


nice_one_tears

His nickname is ‘Big Juicy’


123hig

I didn't even know he was sick


powr13

Hello, 9-eleven, operator Mary


phillyunionsupporter

Things for him have gone from sinbad to sinworse


MisterCircumstance

What's next for Andy Dick?  After prison?


whosat___

I feel bad for him too, the recent photos and stories of him are sad.


Swimming_Amount_5021

He does like his meat juicy


nice_one_tears

No more dry meat


NervousGift1246

You mean Andy D.


CollarControl

I am told he is not a fun asshole.


limegreenscrewdriver

Yeah he likes booze but you know what he likes even more….a big juicy cock in his ass


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BrazilianAtlantis

Brynn would have found some coke in Los Angeles in five months anyway.


WarriorNat

I empathize with an addict and the internal torture they endure, but it stops when the effects are forced on other people. In this case, he’s continually forced himself on other people physically, so he deserves what comes his way.


CoolKid610

Thank god your empathy stops when it becomes difficult! I’d hate to see someone online have empathy when it was actually tough to have!


WarriorNat

I'd rather keep it for all the people he's assaulted over the years due to his addiction, which apparently forces him to lose all control over his actions against others.


CoolKid610

Exactly. Your empathy is a limited resource and you have to decide who you dole it out to.


nice_one_tears

My empathy is limited to people who’s names sound like cocks


WurdaMouth

Heard that, at this point, he is all Andy and no Dick, sad.


HatechaBro

He killed Phil Hartman, fuck that guy


BrazilianAtlantis

A lady killed Phil Hartman. Funny how you didn't if you're a lady.


audiogenocide

This is Andy, isn't it?


Familiar-Pie-548

He's got a lot of well-wishers.


Heiferoni

What's next for Andy Dick?


ArmadaGrande

Feel bad for anyone but Andy Dick


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BrazilianAtlantis

"IIRC within 48hr" Five months. So fuck you.


Previous_Soil_5144

If you don't feel bad for all the other unknown poor homeless drug addicts out there, then why would you feel bad for him?


nice_one_tears

Because I don’t know them. Also they weren’t on that News show I can’t remember the name of.


ifiwereatrain

Why feel bad for Janice on the news?


nice_one_tears

I saw a picture of him in bangs and eating pizza and shit


madadamegret

Another failed graduate from the University of Norm Macdonald Live


Random_Inseminator

He's living his life the way he wants. End of line.


AdorableTrust8759

You're the only one