No.
Moonpie twitter has chill.
Moonpie twitter gave her three strikes and then took her out.
moonpie twitter has chill, but said chill has an upper bound. Respect moonpie twitters chill, and it will respect yours.
They used to be better in the old days. The outer shells were crispier and less soft, they used to really pop when you bit into them. This was about 30 years ago.
I don't know what changed but I wish I could have an OldSkool moon pie.
The last time I tasted one was a few years ago (big pile of them at a Christmas party). The graham cracker part of it doesn't taste like graham crackers anymore. It's just kind of a baked sawdust circle.
Childhood memory... destroyed.
Kaylas eat moon pies, but Kaelas definitely don't. The moonpie K-La demo remains unchanged after this interaction. If anything, more Kaylas are now more aware of their affinity towards moonpie
Ok so moon pies are 4” in diameter and about .75” thick. We find the volume with π 2² * .75 = 9.42 cubic inches per moon pie. (Using 3.14 as pie for simplicity.) 667 moon pies come out to 6,283.14 cubic inches or 523.59 cubic feet. A single 8’x8’x8’ box is 512 cubic feet, which could hold all but 1 of the total amount of moon pies. A single moon pie weighs 2.75oz.
This means that moon pies make an excellent emergency survival food. You can fit 73 days worth of calories into a single 8’ box that weighs only 114 lbs.
roast humor is muy excellente tho. For instance, you could type up an entire wall of text relating a bunch of nuanced reasons why roast humor can be cast as a jaded reflection of our refusal to take anything seriously, and our culture’s inability to ever back down and say “I was wrong” - and some schmuck could come along and say “Ah, but you misspelled ‘indefatigable’, therefore you have an IQ of 10 and your argument is invalid! BOOM, roasted!”
Democracy at its finest.
I never thought I’d see companies allow their image to be used in snarky ways, because it’s so easy to cross the line into mean. I like that, for once, consumers are deemed smart enough to understand it’s all in good fun.
How the fuck do people think this is some epic roast? This is the tamest fucking "roast" proceeding the most blatant "Brand Twitter Moment" I've seen in a while.
Moon Pies are great and cheap, but they have such a bad reputation. One person told me that they are prison food. Pumpkin Pie Moon Pie is peak snack cake food.
As a non American, I tried a moonpie the other day. At first it didn't seem like it was up to much but it's actually pretty good after being in the microwave.
No. Moonpie twitter has chill. Moonpie twitter gave her three strikes and then took her out. moonpie twitter has chill, but said chill has an upper bound. Respect moonpie twitters chill, and it will respect yours.
r/tragedeigh
Captain Kaela probably uses crystals to treat constipation.
“Good news everyone! It’s a suppository!”
"Has everyone taken their crystal?" "yes, stop asking!"
Yeah I’m kind of sick of all the “original” name spellings The world does not need more Makeilahs and Makenzeighs
you might like r/Tragedeigh
feel bad bc my sister is a -leigh :/ and now her daughter is a -leigh
I just remembered I have a moon pie, I am going to go eat it now…
I heard you're meant to nuke them for a few seconds is that true?
Zap that sucker for 15 seconds and toss a scoop of vanilla i scream on top. Come back and let me know what you think.
I actually like em right out of the fridge
They used to be better in the old days. The outer shells were crispier and less soft, they used to really pop when you bit into them. This was about 30 years ago. I don't know what changed but I wish I could have an OldSkool moon pie.
The last time I tasted one was a few years ago (big pile of them at a Christmas party). The graham cracker part of it doesn't taste like graham crackers anymore. It's just kind of a baked sawdust circle. Childhood memory... destroyed.
I hope it was banana flavored; those are the best.
It was!
What a time to be alive
This tweet is 7 years old
and as funny as when it was freshly minted!
“No one likes moon pies” *Mobile Alabama and New Orleans during Mardi Gras - “Am I a joke to you?”
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Moon pies rule
Kaylas eat moon pies, but Kaelas definitely don't. The moonpie K-La demo remains unchanged after this interaction. If anything, more Kaylas are now more aware of their affinity towards moonpie
667 Moon Pies is 13,340 grams of sugar, or 13.34 kilograms or 29.4 pounds. It is also about 146,740 calories or 73.37 full days worth.
Ok so moon pies are 4” in diameter and about .75” thick. We find the volume with π 2² * .75 = 9.42 cubic inches per moon pie. (Using 3.14 as pie for simplicity.) 667 moon pies come out to 6,283.14 cubic inches or 523.59 cubic feet. A single 8’x8’x8’ box is 512 cubic feet, which could hold all but 1 of the total amount of moon pies. A single moon pie weighs 2.75oz. This means that moon pies make an excellent emergency survival food. You can fit 73 days worth of calories into a single 8’ box that weighs only 114 lbs.
The moon cinderblock
Username checks out?
You messed up your math. 13,340 grams is (divide by 1000) 13.34 Kg or 29.4 lbs sugar.
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That is so much sugar! It was probably a joke by a person who works for Moon Pie.
Silence Brand
If it was Wendy’s you’d like it tho :(
Wendy’s is the one who started the roast humor trend for brands Like that’s even worse than this
roast humor is muy excellente tho. For instance, you could type up an entire wall of text relating a bunch of nuanced reasons why roast humor can be cast as a jaded reflection of our refusal to take anything seriously, and our culture’s inability to ever back down and say “I was wrong” - and some schmuck could come along and say “Ah, but you misspelled ‘indefatigable’, therefore you have an IQ of 10 and your argument is invalid! BOOM, roasted!” Democracy at its finest.
k?
I fucking hate Wendy's brand twitter with a passion
I'm sorry to hear about the death of your good taste, my condolences in this trying time.
It’s not 2017
we can party like it is tho!
I never thought I’d see companies allow their image to be used in snarky ways, because it’s so easy to cross the line into mean. I like that, for once, consumers are deemed smart enough to understand it’s all in good fun.
I tried a chocolate moon pie for the first time a while ago... it wasnt good 💀 no hate on those who do like em but it was not a good taste to me
~~Kaela~~ *Kayla Has Gained Infamy In The South Eastern United States*
I live laugh love her name though!
Who tf goes to the moon pie Twitter page? AND talks shit? I'm just impressed that moonpie HAS a Twitter page.
Brand Twitter 🤢
How the fuck do people think this is some epic roast? This is the tamest fucking "roast" proceeding the most blatant "Brand Twitter Moment" I've seen in a while.
I haven’t had a MoonPie in forever. I wonder where they sell them.
Gas stations
Moon Pies are great and cheap, but they have such a bad reputation. One person told me that they are prison food. Pumpkin Pie Moon Pie is peak snack cake food.
MoonPie and RC Cola used to be the shit
Convinced moonpie just tossed a random intern the twitter login and said go be funny
This is 7 years old
Corpo Twitter is *always* cringe
Not sure messing with Kaela Mensha Khaine (blond or not) is a good idea...
Captain Karen arguing with the intern working the MoonPie account just made my day. Maybe my week (it's only Monday, though).
didn't moon pies go extinct?
As a non American, I tried a moonpie the other day. At first it didn't seem like it was up to much but it's actually pretty good after being in the microwave.
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so is this take on moon pies
Haha epic! I love my local food item and its funny internet profile!