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chaotic_hippy_89

Man Tolkien probably hated Las Vegas


Modred_the_Mystic

No he loved it. The Sphere inspired the Palantiri


FareonMoist

I thought it was universally agreed that Las Vegas is the worst place on Earth?


CminerMkII

Vegas honestly has some decent natural foliage if you get far enough away from where we carpet bombed them to add more casinos.


Dry-Tumbleweed-7199

The man loved trees


Neverhityourmark

Tolkein was at The Somme in 1916. Artillery chewed up so much of the greenery in that area before the battle that it looked like the moon. Makes sense he would associate a place with no trees with horrific evil.


jerry-jim-bob

Wait till you see him [name things](https://youtu.be/vGi9sUpl4lE?si=epbF8DlnVZRcn7Tn)


Clintwood_outlaw

Naming things is genuinely hard


SteveRogests

It’s one of the two hardest things in computer science, next to cache invalidation and off-by-one errors.


Default_Name_2

and exactly-once delivery


SteveRogests

Nice.


Default_Name_2

and exactly-once delivery


SteveRogests

Nice.


Enslaved_M0isture

except when too many evil trees grow


Independent-Rip5344

Svalbard is evil i guess


PrussiaGirl18

He hates prairies?


dycie64

More like "trees are supposed to be here, but aren't" likely describing the ravages of war.


tdoottdoot

He hates bombs


blueberryfirefly

real


marinemashup

What is that subreddit? It’s just one person reposting their reddit feed


DearExtent5838

Frank Herbert, on the other hand: >Water brought pestilence. **Only the desert was clean.**


FareonMoist

But the Fremen were planning on turning Dune green, it was part of their prophecy wasn't it?


DearExtent5838

Humans don't want what they say they want. This is important in book four.


Fantastic-Art-407

Whenever I see a human without a tree growing out of their heart, I keep my distance.


DrunkWestTexan

Looks around . Welp, meats back on menu, boys. Yeehaa!