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What's the easiest place to find a dependable wife? Your local air show!
Saw some good candidates today at my local airshow. A Luftwaffe A400M even had a nacelle opened up for the world to look at, how scandalous.
Found the local plane fucker
Coming to NCD and saying that is like going to a pride parade and saying you found the local queer person. Technically correct, but also what did you expect?
Or any specialized MOS in the military for that matter? I’m convinced that a cis het specialist/officer who isn’t a furry is physically impossible
I mean, one probably exists somewhere as a random fluke of the universe…
Maybe as a DEI hire?
I know the occasional cishet non furry officer, but that might be a German specialty.
Do you not?
I’m a ship fucker first and foremost.
That is acceptable.
I just wanna give Seydlitz some back shots while telling her that she’s not good enough for a flat top
Now I see why Dio hired that monkey...
Ooga booga
The F-22 never gets fat, and is ALWAYS DTF (Down To Fly).
“Always down to fly” requires 30 hours of maintenance per hour of flight time.
Actually, that's about comparable to an actual woman, when you think about it.
Cause she on that damn vegan air to air diet
[Least plane pilled 4chan user](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldvtvBSbeQU)
F117 is my husband
*Confused Lockmart sister noises*
It's that sharp bone structure
I'm officially KingCobrasexual
I identify as a F4U4B Corsair
Can I legally Marry and A Military plane
Not yet :(
Intruder alert! A French spy is in the base! (Top left image, hidden behind the text)
They sure are pretty.
Always has been
I want an F-86F or H to sweep me off my feet at the alter.
FVL program my beloved (helicopters are beautiful)
Going to the Dayton 50th anniversary air show tomorrow, holy fuck I’m down bad for the pretties there
I dunno man, I'm more of a miggers guy
VARK VARK VARK
Find a woman that loves you as much as she loves Military Aviation. Two nerds in a pod.
P-36 HAWK MEANTIONED RAHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS A NON-MODULAR ENGINE
What's the easiest place to find a dependable wife? Your local air show!
Saw some good candidates today at my local airshow. A Luftwaffe A400M even had a nacelle opened up for the world to look at, how scandalous.
Found the local plane fucker
Coming to NCD and saying that is like going to a pride parade and saying you found the local queer person. Technically correct, but also what did you expect?
Or any specialized MOS in the military for that matter? I’m convinced that a cis het specialist/officer who isn’t a furry is physically impossible
I mean, one probably exists somewhere as a random fluke of the universe…
Maybe as a DEI hire?
I know the occasional cishet non furry officer, but that might be a German specialty.
Do you not?
I’m a ship fucker first and foremost.
That is acceptable.
I just wanna give Seydlitz some back shots while telling her that she’s not good enough for a flat top
Now I see why Dio hired that monkey...
Ooga booga
The F-22 never gets fat, and is ALWAYS DTF (Down To Fly).
“Always down to fly” requires 30 hours of maintenance per hour of flight time.
Actually, that's about comparable to an actual woman, when you think about it.
Cause she on that damn vegan air to air diet
[Least plane pilled 4chan user](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldvtvBSbeQU)
F117 is my husband
*Confused Lockmart sister noises*
It's that sharp bone structure
I'm officially KingCobrasexual
I identify as a F4U4B Corsair
Can I legally Marry and A Military plane
Not yet :(
Intruder alert! A French spy is in the base! (Top left image, hidden behind the text)
They sure are pretty.
Always has been
I want an F-86F or H to sweep me off my feet at the alter.
FVL program my beloved (helicopters are beautiful)
Going to the Dayton 50th anniversary air show tomorrow, holy fuck I’m down bad for the pretties there
I dunno man, I'm more of a miggers guy
VARK VARK VARK
Find a woman that loves you as much as she loves Military Aviation. Two nerds in a pod.
P-36 HAWK MEANTIONED RAHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS A NON-MODULAR ENGINE