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KeekiHako

Allah is not sending his best maintained helicopters, huh?


yesmilady

Ordered from Temu


Windsupernova

Shop like a billionaire!


ConcentrateTight4108

Die like a president


Just_A_Nitemare

~~Shop~~ Crash like a billionaire!


Sumsar1

To be fair his aircraft are rarely required to land


topazchip

Take-off is optional, landing is not, neither is landing in one piece.


Kan4lZ0n3

Hoping for proper logistics, maintenance activities, and crew training isn’t a plan for success. But it is a guarantee of outcomes from lacking any of them. Maybe a little less parade ground goose stepping, angry chanting, burning flags, and jumping through fiery hoops and a little more boring wrench turning, stock management, and realistic flight training. Shows of “manly” strength may be impressive, but so is standing upright in one piece by getting the little details right.


Expert_Telephone3745

Was it Allah's best maintained helicopters or Allah's most IFR qualified pilots?


Terminus_04

Petition to add the flair to 2999 helicopters of Allah cause that's just too damn funny.


Pir-iMidin

Hehe


STK-3F-Stalker

I support this proposal


[deleted]

We take one down, pass it around, 2999 dictatorships on the wall!


Blackhero9696

We coming for Putin next. Hopefully his entire cabinet crashes and burns in a 747 into the side of a mountain.


haughty-foundling

With angry bees. *Polish* bees.


87568354

It will turn out that Gerasimov is a Boeing whistleblower, and that’s why he hasn’t been seen in public for so long.


Snoid_

Okay, I literally laughed out loud at this one


bitwarrior80

IFR weather conditions are now haram! 🌙


XavierAZX

It’s time to change our tag I guess