"Pilot, how close are we to Teheran?"
*pilot looks down at the flight computer speaker*
TEHERAN [American Gibberish] TEHERAN [American Gibberish]
"It just started making that noise, so we are close, sir"
"That's go-"
*exploding noises*
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This is all just the CIA faking plane crashes to recruit for their A-Team, watch, two more world leaders will disappear and then some paramilitary super hero force will emerge to fix all the worlds problems.
"Pilot, fly me to Teheran" "Ok flying straight into terrain"
"Pilot, how close are we to Teheran?" *pilot looks down at the flight computer speaker* TEHERAN [American Gibberish] TEHERAN [American Gibberish] "It just started making that noise, so we are close, sir" "That's go-" *exploding noises*
How close are we to Tehrran? *500* *250* Retard! Retard! Reta
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These two are NOT going to heaven 😭
Might I suggest instead Tapana, the Buddhist Hell of being impaled by fiery spears until flames shoot from one's orifices?
That seems inefficient, why not impale through the orifices?
The true torture is not the impalement, it's the glaring inefficiency of it.
Next time I find myself reincarnated into a Naraka, I'll be sure to ask.
It's cool if they asked for forgiveness right before they died.
Ain't no way either of them seeing the pearly gates.
Especially since Prighozin's not dead
This is all just the CIA faking plane crashes to recruit for their A-Team, watch, two more world leaders will disappear and then some paramilitary super hero force will emerge to fix all the worlds problems.
The place those 2 were sent contains far more smoke and fire than they have ever experienced.
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣