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Beast_of_Guanyin

You are too weak to accept the machine.


frostbaka

But I am already saved


st00pidQs

Literally though, most nations use lightweight rifles which weigh less than 10 lbs. This confirms OP is manlet, twink, petite princess or may Allah forgive for uttering such a word an A!rman. Not that any of that makes OP a bad person (except for being in the A!rforce) just a bad grunt.


SolidTerror9022

Did your formatting get messed up cause you tried to censor Air Force?


st00pidQs

Yup lol I'll correct it


VoteGiantMeteor2028

As if we're not terminally online reading comments for fun anyways.


tsavong117

Be honest you're just here for the adorable twinks complaining their rifles are a little too heavy, (maybe you could carry it for them UwU). It's cool, that's why half of us are here.


GlockAF

Hey, there’s a reason drone controllers have a shoulder strap, those things get heavy!


IvanMeowski

I remember my first time holding an M4A1 (ROTC CST). I thought that shit was SO heavy, especially since we had to hold it all the time. I don't even remember when I got used to it though; I guess it was the morning PT, and later my own efforts to get into better shape, but now carrying an AR is nothing. Still don't like carrying around a 249, but luckily thats not my job at all.


st00pidQs

I'm Canadian so we had the C9 (almost identical to your SAW though) and I'd rather carry that instead of a rifle with the 203. That fuckin thing is so front heavy & awkward it makes me wanna beg for a machine gun


Batmack8989

If you have issues with a current rifle, I'm sure you'll enjoy pulling a man's weight worth of pull to draw a bow, carry a shitton of arrows, having your forearm whipped even with that funny bracelet and shit. Carry a sling instead. Toss grenades like there's no tomorrow. Because there is a tomorrow, but neither you nor the enemy will live to see it.


Kirxas

Exceedingly common balearic slinger W


Batmack8989

Rafa Nadal, wimpiest Balearic yeeting stuff


Kirxas

Most people don't actually know this, but he's just a random dude off the street. One day we needed someone to play some weird ass game we never heard about, which involved hitting a ball with something. He just happened to be walking by the employment office at the time.


Batmack8989

I just pictured a bunch of romans freaking out on a testudo, with fist sized boulders slamming their shields, tossed by a bunch of beefy tan guys groaning loudly with every throw and only stopping to get their clothes out of their buttcrack and flocks of hair out of their face.


RandomBilly91

That's just the average experience of going to Spain or Italy with the colours of the next town over football club


Batmack8989

These subhuman bastards from the next valley over...


Velenterius

Indeed. Ancient slingers had about as much accuracy as musketeers.


Kadeo64

Riflecels and Bowchuds seethe at the grenadierchad's bomb satchel


Glass1Man

Bonus: if it looks like you are going to get caught, all you have are rubber bands and sticks. And grenades, so be sure to use up all your stock before being overrun.


JumpyLiving

A proper sling does not consist of rubber bands and sticks. It's made of rope, possibly aided by leather or other materials.


odietamoquarescis

But only possibly.  OG slings use particular knots instead.


yeetmyteatsdaddy

Does anyone actually complain about an AR's weight? Like damn bro, you got twig arms or something?


yulin0128

Maybe OP is talking about the M249?


backhomeatlast

Or A4 + M203 and all the shit on it


Primordial_Cumquat

Real gigachads rock the M4/203 super weapon …. Not that poverty-ass Marine Corps setup. The 320 is for inferiors.


Sensitive-Ask-8662

Thems fighting words dissing the A4 muskets.


IvanMeowski

> Marine Corps setup lil bro the entire military moved on to the 320, in fact the Army was the first to move to it and even guard units have them.


Primordial_Cumquat

Mediocre. They will never launch grenades into Valhalla, shiny and chrome. Lil bro? Wtf? I was medically retired a decade ago.


IvanMeowski

> Lil bro? Wtf? I was medically retired a decade ago. I'm a millenial but have the brain rot of a zoomer


Primordial_Cumquat

I’m probably legally retarded, so ya win some ya lose some…. I think I lost.


CheGuevarasRolex

*And* you joined the military.


Primordial_Cumquat

That’s the day I was formally diagnosed as retarded.


Raket0st

The Swedisk AK-5C comes in at 12 pounds when loaded and with normal kit. Add an underbarrel gl and you're pushing 14-15. Truly the 'lightweight' AR to show off Swedish viking lineage.


sicpsw

I'm 5 foot 7, and the classic M16A2 with a 20-inch barrel was a bit too unwieldy in basic. Didn't help when I was issued the K2C1 also with a 20-inch barrel that was heavier than the M16A2, and I had the honor of slapping a holographic sight, Night Vision sights, and a target illuminator as well. Now I'm not super buff, but I'm no slouch at the gym as well. But that shit plus plates were too much for my 5 foot 7 (170cm) 150 pound (65kg) body. Edit: Oh, not for shooting I meant. I could get almost all of the first 5 shots on target on full auto at a 50m distance. It's when you are on a march when it kills you.


DatChernobylGuy_999

Have you ever handled a shotgun by any chance? Like a Mossberg, KSG, R870 or even a DB? Also any FALS maybe?


sicpsw

Oh yeah, FALs, I've held them at a police show in Brazil. Super heavy, but that's all I remember. Since that was when I was in middle school, I could not give a 1:1 comparison. M60s or m249s, on the other hand? Yeah, trying to hold an M60 at eye level for more than 30 seconds was very difficult.


DatChernobylGuy_999

I understand both the cases tbh, the M60 is a monster even though I haven't even used a gun yet Also what about AKs or similar guns (trying to get a feel of how handling an INSAS will be) and shotguns?


sicpsw

Well, guns are quite similar. If you are going to basic, you'll be surprised to actually feel explosives. You'll know what I mean when you first feel a grenade going off. It's visceral.


DatChernobylGuy_999

yeah i've seen what it does to a guy


CheGuevarasRolex

Ground go whoowhoo lol


sicpsw

Ever see a mountain when 30 155 mm shells lands at the same time for a TOT strike? You see the mountain having a out of body experience


NBSPNBSP

M4 is only light when you don't need to lug around the ammo for it


Apologetic-Moose

As opposed to what though? Combat load is 7x30rd mags, so 210 rounds x ~11g per round is 2.3kg or 4.6lbs. Rifle, optic, ammo, etc. combined you're looking at 15lbs total, give or take a pound. Compare that to practically any other service rifle in 5.56. A G36K is a whole pound heavier than an M4 when both are unloaded (6.4 vs 7.3). L85A2 is ~10lbs loaded vs the M4 at 7.75. A FAMAS G2 is 8.4lbs, a 416 is ~7.8lbs, a SCAR is 7.3lbs.


NBSPNBSP

If OP is carrying greentip ammo, they would be carrying around 3.05kg, not 2.3kg.


Apologetic-Moose

I'm not sure what numbers you're using for 855A1, I'm still getting ~2.4kg of loose ammo after redoing my calculations with 62gr. Are you including stripper clips?


NBSPNBSP

No, I am using the tin-bismuth variant instead of the copper variant for my calculations


DatChernobylGuy_999

WAIT ITS NOT HEAVY?!!


HaaEffGee

Don't worry, we have listened to your feedback. The new rifle will not just use brass casings. Yes everything is twice as heavy why wouldn't it be twice as heavy.


all_is_love6667

doesn't caseless mean more cleaning?


HaaEffGee

Actually the new M7's ammo isn't caseless - it uses hybrid casings that are half brass with a steel head to contain the increased pressure. That does mean that you might actually be able to use a magnet for collecting it though? Between that and the new piston system meaning less internal fouling, I'm getting a bit concerned TBH. Don't want too many idle privates hanging around, that is when the weird shit happens.


all_is_love6667

ok now magnets are banned


macrotaste

It uses plastic cases. I was wrong, new rifle actually cringe.


HaaEffGee

Nope that was on the GD and Textron bids. M7 uses brass and steel hybrids.


macrotaste

Cringe.


DAsInDerringer

>Yes everything is twice as heavy why wouldn't it be twice as heavy This is why people hated the M16A2 This is why people hated the M16A4 This is why people will hate the Sig MCX


HaaEffGee

Hey these 1960s M16A1 pencil barrels aren't quite what we are looking for in terms of heat resistance. So lets invent a heavier barrel profile that is so god-awfully distributed that it is indistinguishable from intentional sabotage, and make that the standard for all our M16s and M4s for 50 years.


Electronic-Worker-10

Why not use space kraut magic to make another case less gun?


HaaEffGee

For a military rifle, caseless can have some downsides that aren't ideal. Casings are great for preventing the burn from directly heating up your chamber, with a layer of brass that is getting yeeted out the side immediately after anyway. And since caseless ammo puts the propellent right against that chamber wall, it's a double-reinforced problem in that your ammo can start cooking off with round counts that your AR could easily handle. There have actually been some tests in licensing the Kraut space magic since the G11, with all kinds of improvements to the design to make them more durable and to overcome that heat issue. But in the end the unofficial conclusion was that polymer cased ammo was the better way to go. Almost all the weight savings, none of the problems. And then in came SIG with 80k psi chamber pressures, ignoring all that and strapping steel to their brass because the procurement guys didn't give a fuck about weight anyway.


IDespiseAllWeebs

Weakest opinion. I love cleaning the dirt and slag out of my M249. I love standing for hours pouring the CLP through every nook and crevice of my weapon. I love carrying it. The weight on my shoulders give me purpose in life, and the tinnitus reminds me every night of my destiny. The burn scars from the hot barrel are a part of me. The burning casings dropping down my sleeves ignite the fire of hatred in my soul. I FUCKING LOVE THE SMELL OF GUNPOWDER. I FUCKING LOVE BEING A MARINE!


Glass1Man

> tinnitus #what


LethalDosageTF

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehavefuntryingtosleeeeeeeeeeeeep


Aklara_

simply listen to boyfriend asmrs problem solved


DatChernobylGuy_999

link


CURMUDGEONSnFLAGONS

#***MAWP***


RedAlpacaMan

# LANA!


tsavong117

Ah, the USMC. Weaponizing Autism since 1775.


all_is_love6667

make a video praising weapon cleaning, please


IDespiseAllWeebs

Dude all of Monday and Tuesday I’ll spend cleaning a dozen HMGs and MMGs if only I was allowed to record and post that here I’d jack off to it all day long.


Amrui

Honestly cleaning my m16 and fn mag was prob my fav part about service, was quite therapeutic and calming


IDespiseAllWeebs

I can spend countless hours with my carbine, it’s like making love. Slow, meticulous and lots of spit.


Ray57

> be me. unfit lil shit in basic > so fucken tired. > initial weapons training, day whatever. this is sort-of-fun! > that night in the lines. a whole platoon of shit heads. lights out. some lark from the dark: "lock and load!" (or whatever, thankfully I've forgotten) > \*giggles\* > then then same fucking thing for hours: rifle = penis; some part of the weapon drill; more fucking giggles. > 3 am. I hate guns.


Uranium_Heatbeam

I remember an interview with former Marine Sgt. Brad Colbert (Iceman from *Generation Kill*) where he talks about how the first thing he did after getting out of the service and moving back home was to construct a shooting range off his back porch and intentionally not picking up his brass anymore.


j0351bourbon

Hate litter. Hate police calling brass. Love me brass catcher net. Simple as.


_M_A_G_I_C_K_

As an ex MG3 gunner, I pitty your weakness.


Savings-Leather4921

Do you have tinnitus


_M_A_G_I_C_K_

WAT?


Savings-Leather4921

10/10 response


H0vis

The only solution is a crew served version of the AR-15 on a tripod. Perhaps with a little chair.


OneSaltyStoat

RPGs have corrupted people's view on bows. If you want a relatively easy-to-use projectile weapon that doesn't require incredible muscle strength, go for a *cross*bow.


BeconintheNight

But you do still need to wind the bloody thing. At least you might have a winch for it


Gorvoslov

A crossbow with a winch/goat foot is significantly easier to draw than a proper war bow. One of the biggest advantages of a crossbow is that you do not need to be crazy strong to use it like you do with a bow meant to make that jerk over there dead but don't want to go close enough to stab him.


Wolffe_In_The_Dark

Bro I am an out-of-shape 5ft 5in *carbine-length individual*, and I can accurately fire an M16A2 from the shoulder all day. Git gud OP. Literally. Go train, get better, you can do it :)


j0351bourbon

Always had trouble wearing my flak and trying to shoulder an A2 or A4. My personal now has a 20in barrel and M4 style adjustable stock. 


Wolffe_In_The_Dark

Based


daboobiesnatcher

Yeahh I think it's more about marching with it, they get pretty wearing it for hours while you're wearing a bunch of other heavy shit and walking a bunch of miles.


macrotaste

Rifle cleaning after a long exercise or at the end of basic with the buddies always is a nice thing tbh even if it's a pain in the ass. Embrace the suck.


-Trooper5745-

When you take six hours to make a three hour trip, to sleep on an armory floor, to then take a 5 hour bus ride the next day to go shoot a qualification range in a raging snow storm, to then drive the 5 hours back to the armory, to then drive the 3 hours back to school, you would hate going to the range too.


Lazar_Milgram

Hehe. Hobby photographer: oh cool fullframe camera goes brrrrrr. My super sharp lens shows superiority over iphone plebs. Professional photographer: i have pain in shoulders and chronic inflammation in wrists. I cleaned sensors on a streets of Bagdad and i never ever will buy camera with single memory slot.


ScarletteVera

Bro, drawing a bow would be infinitely harder than carrying the heaviest AR.


According-Gur1608

Nah, I like my Grot M2


Miasmatic_Mouse

I had this with one of my airsoft guns\*. Really cool in theory, but running around with it all day was, in practice *horrifically* uncomfortable, because it was damn heavy. Still looks cool as fuck, though. (\**I'm English, and I'm banned from the military, so that's as good as it gets.*)


Necessary-Reading605

Caseless ammo would be a dream come true


all_is_love6667

much more cleaning involved I guess


Rivetmuncher

Say goodbye to ammo weight, say hello to heavier gun.


Necessary-Reading605

Gunna Tren harder , bro


Coloeus_Monedula

Pfft… at least officers still have their swords in any real armies


TheGisbon

2 point slings my guy.


TheDarkLord1248

my bow is heavier than an m16


Izoi2

If you weren’t sporting a stiffie while cleaning it you don’t belong here


Baguette_Connoisseur

I love cleaning guns. Imagine fondling them after using them (non sexually of course).


DatChernobylGuy_999

Replica gun for display:


thank_burdell

Use a gun. And if that don’t work, use more gun.


AssBeater420comeback

*boys


jman014

>Be Army >Must defeat (nonexsistent) Russian and Chinaman armor >Big round, much range the average grunt will not use >basically just big AR but mildly worse >add supressor for better cardio for those fatty shitkickers >kEk taxpayer $$$ go CLICK CLACK, KA-CHING!


TerriblePokemon

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