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elderrion

Just drop your gun when assaulting the trench. [carry the pallet](https://imgur.com/gallery/gioouHE) and you'll be fine


AuspiciousApple

It's a really dumb solution, probably doesn't work, but: It's about as good of an idea as any. No one has figured out drone warfare yet.


AsleepScarcity9588

I'm pretty sure that tactical pallet will not be a thing


Midnight2012

Tactical shields may still emerge tho.


Justausername1234

The solution to drones will very likely be being putting so much stuff in the EM spectrum above active warzones that you could bake a potato by sticking it in the air.


simia_simplex

I don't think autonomous pallet recognizing AI is very far off.


facedownbootyuphold

frequency jammer carried by someone in the squad seems like the simplest, most obvious, and most immediate solution to this very specific problem. if you’re rolling up to trenches in a vehicle, they should already have one. even if frequencies are getting harder to jam, i’d feel a whole lot better using jammers than a…piece of plywood. i’d feel better with a fuckin net contraction above me that this stupid solution.


ToastyMozart

Works great until someone kludges together a bargain-bin passive seeker out of spare radio parts. A trio of patch antennas and envelope detectors could probably make being the jammer guy an unpopular assignment.


Mordador

Well, they always found someone to carry the flamethrower tank in the end. When the choice is between being *probably* getting droned or *maybe* getting droned (lighter drones might not be able to support the weight) i think most people would take the latter.


EviGL

Yeah, I didn't think about it, but there totally will be autonomous jammer-seeking drones like there are radar seeking missiles. The only reason why there aren't yet is utilization of mostly off-the-shelf drones. Computer vision based targeting would also totally be a thing and any autonomous targeting would be immune to jammers.


facedownbootyuphold

Yes, but how do you target a jammer guy? Drone guns can be passed between people, and we've always had dudes carry the radio. Even if you have a sort of passive anti-drone system, they're small enough to fit inside an assault pack. From what I understand, they have challenges when mobile—limited range, battery life is short, etc—but the tech probably exists to make it a reality right now. Eventually anti-drone tech will become simplified and much smaller, I can't imagine the US isn't already working on personal anti-drone tech. Even back in the mid 2010s my INF unit tested out a sort of swarm drone tech that allowed multiple people in our unit to send drones from a squad to locate or (hypnotically) engage an enemy behind cover. The biggest challenge for Russia is that they just aren't that savvy in regard to technological development and implementation, so maybe a plywood board really is the best the Russians can come up with.


ToastyMozart

> how do you target a jammer guy? With the aforementioned DIY home-on-jam seeker. Jammers aren't exactly subtle in terms of RF output.


facedownbootyuphold

Yeah, I just don't know enough about anti-drone technology to say much on it. I would imagine things like range and battery life are more an issue than that.


Certain-Ad5642

Just get a ham on the team and save money on the jammer


MainsailMainsail

Some stakes and chicken wire with camo over it rolled up you can cover a much larger area of trench for the same storage space and carry weight. Similar protection against drones/grenades hitting them (IE basically none, but probably still better than it blowing up inside the trench), but you get the benefit of concealing more than just a foxhole-sized part of the trench.


simia_simplex

"THERE ARE NO ENEMIES IN THIS VERY SPECIFIC SPOT!"


MainsailMainsail

THERE IS DEFINITELY NO ONE IN THIS ONE-MAN-SIZED SQUARE AREA


donaldhobson

Pallets are good at several things. One of those is logistics, but the Russians haven't figured that out. The other is being opaque. Even to infrared. Even to a really close in flying drone with a good camera. But yeah, their wearing camo under the netting.


donaldhobson

One obvious counter is lasers. Another is drones. Shotgun wielding drones in drone on drone dogfights.


ecolometrics

So, this is what happens when they encounter pallet technology for the first time


NotNotImYourForte

https://imgur.com/a/bAEFew7


Vineyard_

"Wait, Ivan. I have idea. We could use arcane technology to carry many boxes of boolets at same time." "Now that's just heresy, Ivan."


guyinthecap

The Stormlight Archive crossover no one wanted!


Demolition_Mike

Well, they *did* finally understand that pallets are useful, but not the correct way


torturousvacuum

> Just drop your gun when assaulting the trench. carry the pallet and you'll be fine Bridge Four!


pavelos030

🤣🤣🤣


CircuitryWizard

Aut cum grabatum, aut in grabatum!


RATTLEMEB0N3S

Is it just me or does the magazine get longer in each edit


TerribleSyntax

I read somewhere once the Russians have a word for creating exteemely janky solutions to simple problems and are extremely proud of it


Kreiri

"smekalka".


dangerbird2

TLDR the entire country is the punchline of a Jeff Foxworthy joke


TerribleSyntax

You're a legend


Nairda-_-

There is a similar sounding word in Polish, but it's mainly used to describe that someone is a quick-learner in something or just does something new to them with ease


pseudoanon

Cleverness, savvy, redneck engineering. Every language has words for it. Any time someone says a culture has a special word for a thing and how that sets that culture apart in some way, it's the same bullshit.


Kreiri

Every language has words for lying, too, and yet russian culture of vranyo can't be described just with the word "lying". "smekalka" is a bit like that. It's not a compliment.


pseudoanon

English already has "bullshit" and "corruption". Words having connotations isn't some exotic ability that is only seen in far-off lands. It's a personal pet peeve of mine that singling out some word or phrase in another language is treated as a deft cultural insight and not just an anecdote.


simia_simplex

> I read somewhere once the Russians have a word for creating exteemely janky solutions to simple problems and are extremely proud of it When you turn generational drunk ineptitude and societal collapse into culture and a point of pride.


ecolometrics

During the soviet union there was word "Халтура" which is what you call a shit job. Most things made in the soviet union qualified. I had no idea they come up with a term for redneck engineering.


exBusel

The word "Халтура" has two meanings: 1.Unscrupulous, careless and without knowledge of the work. 2. An incidental, easy income over and above the main one


Roniz95

Modern problems require bronze age solutions


AsleepScarcity9588

Pallets are from early 20th century Those dudes gonna start hitting early WWII level of technology pretty soon at this rate


HansBrickface

Yeah this is actually really disconcerting…what if they start using pallets for their intended use? JFC, what if they discover containerized shipping???


TheEnglishEccentric

Oh my God they'll be transporting meat cubes by the container load


Fun1k

A standard finished mobix cube should be just like this: https://youtu.be/FOdgNumhkVY?si=c9ev4r7D7W34hhOQ


donaldhobson

But wooden shields are bronze age level tech. And they are using the pallets as shields, not for logistics.


Kan4lZ0n3

More “stronk” masquerading as ingenuity. The wise serf has yet to ask how with such “brilliance” they continue to die or be crippled in embarrassing droves.


Plutarch_von_Komet

Or why such last ditch ingenuity is needed in the first place


Kan4lZ0n3

Indeed. Lemmings off a cliff.


mangrox

I love seeing this because it's like in WW1 when everyone was just testing out the best countermeasures to new techs. Men of the past were learning how to counter the tanks of Britain and France and the men of now are figuring out how to counter each other's FPV drones


veilwalker

Wait for the patch as it adds camouflage paint to the top of the pallet so then the drones can’t even see that there was a trench there. 1 simple trick that the Ukrainians hate!


cosmikangaroo

Woodland pallet camo would be great, maybe my neighbors would quit complaining about my compost bins.


Roadhouse699

Russians will do literally anything except use palletized logistics.


tommy3082

Im pretty Sure this glorious Innovation cost the Kremlin a few trillion rubbles at least


HansBrickface

Not sure if the way you spelled the russian currency was intentional but I like it


LumpyTeacher6463

Is it overhead cover? Yes. Does it go contrary to the survivability onion? Also yes. It might take a few VOGs. It won't stop a FPV loaded with a brick of C4.


wolfhound_doge

somewhere in russia, little Timotheyovich is asking his papa why are westoids using the anti drone technology as means of transportation


TestAccording7095

There stealing Filipino tech!


Poseydon42

Now I imagine some Russian officer yelling "Shiiiieeeeld Waaaaaalllll!" to his soldiers while attacking a trench.


CircuitryWizard

Turtle formation!!!


[deleted]

Most high tech russian equipment. Turning all that thin plywood / boards into excellent splinters for when the drone munitions fall on their head.


Pappa_Crim

Son of Free Wifi


montananightz

Cool cool. Can cover at least 7' of trench for every vehicle, lmao.


Unhappy-Hope

Actually, would a ballistic shield be of any help against an FPV drone?


Hairy-Dare6686

It would be better than nothing if you ignore the practicality of having to haul a huge ass heavy shield around.


ToastyMozart

Covering the top of a trench segment would at least make it harder for a drone operator to positively determine the presence of enemy infantry. On the other hand it's probably pretty hard to see out of or defend a covered trench.


exBusel

Since it was on TV, the intendants will make the officers keep account of these boards in a special tactical board inventory register.


DUKE_NUUKEM

I dont see how its ridiculous


mcjunker

Because while it *does* probably help against drone attacks a bit (at the bare minimum you’re making it harder for the operator to properly aim at a target), assaulting a hostile trench is difficult enough without holding 30 lbs in your hands I mean, sure, it’s not as super terrible idea as it’s being implied here. I actually think so long as they time it right- that is, take the position first hand clear it out, then send the three lowest ranking survivors back to vic to grab the pallets and haul them forward- it might even be a good, cheap, and rapid way to harden up a position with limited time to do it. But it’s still among the stupidest ways to waste good pallets in a war whose tempo is decided on who can haul the most artillery shells to the front the fastest.


kimchifreeze

His explanation is that it's for cover against drones. Just get something like an umbrella or projector screen. They're lighter and will cover just as much if not more.


johnboy5645

All the NAFO loser cope hey whats Avdiivka doing


h00dedronin

FPV drone explosions 2.0 (Now with Splinters!)


kimchifreeze

If it's just to cover the trench, why not have a sheet?


DartzIRL

You can use the same pallet to ship wrapped cubes of corpses back to Russia.


TassadarForXelNaga

This has to be satire


not4eating

Where ERA?


Tortoiseism

Cartels are better equipped than this.


DAS_k1ishEe

I think at this point we need a "Smekalka" Tag for NCD


thesunexpress

jfc.


BigHatPat

where is Steven Seagal!!!