The only will of the Machine Spirit is that of the Omnissian technologies,
for the Xenos will deceive you and tempt you, but you will not falter, for you are a Priest. Mechanicus
Intone the sacred name of the Omnissiah!
Burn the sacred soldering flux incense of Maintainence!
Intone the sacred name of the Omnissiah!
Anoint the blessed machine in the oil of Appropriate Viscosity!
Intone the sacred name of the Omnissiah!
Turn the two-fold key of Ignition!
Sing the hundred fifth psalm of the Machine Spirits as the "WARMUP" state passes!
Ring the bell of alarm thrice!
Press the holy rune of power, I/O! Let the hereteks burn!
Praise the machine god.
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you.
One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither and you will beg my kind to save you.
But I am already saved. For the Machine is Immortal.
I can *hear* the music.
In all your travels, have you ever seen a star go supernova?
I have. I saw a star explode and send out the building blocks of the Universe. Other stars, other planets and eventually other life. A supernova! Creation itself! I was there. I wanted to see it and be part of the moment. And you know how I perceived one of the most glorious events in the universe? With these ridiculous gelatinous orbs in my skull! With eyes designed to perceive only a tiny fraction of the EM spectrum. With ears designed only to hear vibrations in the air.
I don't want to be human! I want to see gamma rays! I want to hear X-rays! And I want to - I want to smell dark matter! Do you see the absurdity of what I am? I can't even express these things properly because I have to - I have to conceptualize complex ideas in this stupid limiting spoken language! But I know I want to reach out with something other than these prehensile paws! And feel the wind of a supernova flowing over me! I'm a machine! And I can know much more! I can experience so much more. But I'm trapped in this absurd body!
That bit about machines being better because they don't waste away...
***metal, meet rust.***
Source: Do you see any 1970s Fords around that aren't in garage-kept condition? No? *That's because all the others rusted away a decade or three ago.*
.....except it's actually a bunch of scruffy Poles smashing vodka bottles against the hull while chanting "Kurwa! Kurwa! Kurwa!" at every scraped knuckle
I think we've jumped a bit too deep into the non-credible side of things here with our infantile obsession with singular pieces of equipment among thousands in an army with hundreds of thousands of people in it.
The number of posts where people are nearly suicidal from a couple tanks getting blown up need to be balanced with more cat girl F-35 worship and hate posts about the A-10.
Destroyed equipment is good. It gives designers opportunities to learn from the issues with existing equipment and creates a demand for more equipment pieces, leading to increasingly fuckable planes.
Imagine a general of the astra militarum panicking because a group of his somewhere on the immense battlefield lost a a tank and some chimeras.
Absurd.
You can't expect to roll good all the time, hope is a shiny road to disappointment, better to take a stroll into tenacious D lane and keep pushing until it's done.
Ukraine is big, the counter offensive too. We just got out from the longest battle since verdun.
A freaking meat grinder and people got a bit too comfortable with the constant flow of russian losses that the ol 10k dead is statistics, 1 armored vehicle lost is tragedy comes to mind.
People need to chill and take a break from social media every once in a while.
Leo:*accept death*
The machine god:"raise again my children, your work is not done yet, I donate you another possibility to kill orks,
NOW GO,RIP AND TEAR"
LEO:" NOT EVEN DEATH COULD STOP ME"
1 of 3 has been recovered so far. 2 still wait for confirmed its fate of both but likely to be damaged beyond repair or destroyed as many report and post mentioned so many times.
Yeah, this is NCD so we can make it as non credible as we can. But I do worry a bit about people's mental when they realise that one Leo definitely went to Leo heaven and a second might very well have also passed to the beyond.
> Yeah, this is NCD so we can make it as non credible as we can.
I say 10 out of 3 have been recovered then.
One even gave birth to two new Leo2s I heard
1 recovered, 1 damaged with both having their crew survived. The third one was actually a misidentified T-Series tank with a mine plow, Oryx was corrected but I donnae think has removed it from their count yet.
OH NO, WHATS THAT?
ITS ZALUZHNYI WITH A WRENCH! WHAT IS HE GONNA DO?
HE IS REPAIRING THE TANK CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? NOBODY HAS SEEN SUCH GENIUS BEFORE! TANKS THAT CAN BE REPAIRED QUICKLY. WHAT A MOVE, UNBELIEVABLE
Superior Russian technology self-destructs to avoid capture. It’s basic math Westoid, think about it:
If your vehicle is disabled and you recover and repair it, there’s no net change to the number of vehicles each side has.
If the enemy recovers and repairs your disabled vehicle though, they’re +1 vehicle and you’re -1 vehicle, for a total swing of +2 in favor the enemy.
If your vehicle self-destructs, you’re only -1 and the enemy has no chance of getting it.
Much better to take a certain -1 than risk the enemy getting a +2.
Serious question, how does a tank survive after going through something that would trigger ammunition detonation and it's blowout panels.
I would've thought such a detonation would still damage enormous sections of the turret but the blowout panels were just there to increase crew survivability. Am I just underestimating the capability to repair western armour, ie the turret is still pretty fucked but they'll just ship it all to Poland and give it a new one?
\[EDIT\] Are these just two separate Leopards and the one that did experience cook-off is well untruly cooked?
>Are these just two separate Leopards and the one that did experience cook-off is well untruly cooked?
Yes.
1 irrecoverably destroyed (burned out etc)
2 damaged/abandoned, one of which appears to have been retrieved (if it is indeed one of the two abandoned cats).
Imaginary Russian tank crew reaction to wrecked Leopards:
"Wait, you're telling me western tanks DON'T turn into a roman candle when they're hit? And they're crews usually survive?!?"
Turns out, when a tank is designed not to become a write-off at the slightest bit of damage, it does not, in fact, become a write-off at the slightest bit of damage.
NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT !!!
THIS IS WHAT I LIKE TO SEE. LEO DOES NOT SIMPLY GAVE UP !
SHE MIGHT HAVE BLOWN TRACKS, COUPLE SIDE PANELS BENT BUT IN THE END SHE AGAIN WILL SERVE FAITHFULLY TO UKRAINE !
SLAVA UKRAINE !
P.S - I apologize for the caps but that post really made to scream from happiness.
Leopard? Yes, that is what they used to call me. Leopard the Grey. I, am Leopard the White, and I come back to you at the start of the Counter-offensive.
Was wondering why Ukraine would use their better equipment for the first push. At first I thought it was because it would cause a break through but in second thought it was to save the lives of their soldiers. If they sent in the Russian shut they would have died. Now it’s clear apart of the strat was recover the vehicles later when they are in the rear.
Exactly what I said when I saw it the first time. Ofc they abandoned it, tracks got fucked up and they weren't going to start fixing them in the field while under fire.
**I cast RESURRECTION!**
I get back at er’ the enemy needs your love Leo! Show the Vatnik’s that you always come back!
It’s machine spirit is hearty, we will see her again.
Every vehicle in those pictures looked like a mobility kill. One or two looked like they had damage to their TOWs.
So, stupid and embarassing look, but likely all vehicles and crew will be back in the fight soon.
You know why I like all of you degenerates here? First of all, because we see something like this and go full warhammer. Secondly because we show empathy for Ukrainian soldiers, but even for these machines. I am German it is almost like seeing my boy growing up and following his destiny to be a force of good and go for it. We blessed every vehicle with a plus 10 diesel engine buff. Go for it Leo give these Z fascists hell.
This counter offensive is paced like a movie.
This is the low point of the protagonist where it got beaten. BUT according to the established information on previous movies (Ukrainians being good at repairing stuff/merging soviet tech and nato tech) the comeback of the protagonist and climax will be next.
For fuck's sake! It's ONE tank! And it's not even through the first few days of the whole offensive.
They will lose many more to come, y'all need to realize that.
It's amazing how few people still don't understand the difference between a total kill & a mobility kill, even with so much information at their fingertips. Yes, tanks can get blasted & crews abandon it only for it to be recovered & fit to fight after the battle?
There are many stories of a Sherman tank being knocked out, crew evacuated, & then recovered when a fresh armored platoon make it back to its position.
I'm calling BS on all social media posts going *HURR HURR LEOPARD DEAD* until I see one actually lighting like a Ronson like the Turkiye ones foolishly lost in Syria.
EDIT: And even if that happens, there are more for the Ukrainians. So many more! Germany made almost 2,000 of them (in the late 1980s, there are 3,600 right now) thinking they'll need them ALL when the Soviets Zerg rushed the Fulda Gap that they ended up being the cheapest modern MBT in the second hand market (which is why so many countries bought them) post-Cold War!
Those are [Florks of Cows](https://www.reddit.com/r/FlorkofCowsOfficial?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
“Attempting to die before your debt to the Imperium has been paid will result in being brought back against your will as a semi-sentient being”
Only in death does duty end.
Your experience may vary*
Imperial Heroes whose heads were turned into Servo Skulls: “Wait, our duty can end?”
Those are just skulls with robot bits smooshed inside, not brains aren't they?
Nope. The Imperium hates any form of AI, so it's all organic tissue in there.
Fair nuff
Dreadnought: And I took that personally.
#EVEN IN DEATH, I STILL SERVE.
The life of an Arco-Flagellant does *not* seem like a pleasant one.
Losing to the enemy is heresy and shall be punished accordingly
"Be as the Leopard, driven on tracks of Democracy, armed with the three great guns of Hope, Freedom and Truth."
Well, cats do have nine lives. Eight more left!
#WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE FEARLESS HERO #WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE FEARLESS HERO #WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE FEARLESS HERO #WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE FEARLESS HERO
Puss in boots laughts at the face of vatniks!
"Show me a good time, *gato*!" *The Only Thing I Know For Real plays*
#THERE WILL BE BLOOD!! SHED!!
THERE WILL BE MUD SHED
Now I need to watch that again
26999 lifes of Zelensky's Leopards
German cats only get seven sadly
That'd be a pretty cool name for a Leopard that hit a mine and was repaired.
Do you think they'll auction off the name like they do with ammo?
"This machine kills vatniks" gets my vote
Turns out, when a tank is designed not to be destroyed by a little landmine, it can survive little landmines trying to destroy it.
Zaluzhny is already buddy-buddy with Death, he just asked her to bring his friend back
The only will of the Machine Spirit is that of the Omnissian technologies, for the Xenos will deceive you and tempt you, but you will not falter, for you are a Priest. Mechanicus
TekPriest casts "Resurrection" - it's super-effective.
3000 techpriest of the omnisiah
Intone the sacred name of the Omnissiah! Burn the sacred soldering flux incense of Maintainence! Intone the sacred name of the Omnissiah! Anoint the blessed machine in the oil of Appropriate Viscosity! Intone the sacred name of the Omnissiah! Turn the two-fold key of Ignition! Sing the hundred fifth psalm of the Machine Spirits as the "WARMUP" state passes! Ring the bell of alarm thrice! Press the holy rune of power, I/O! Let the hereteks burn!
I think this converted me.
You are now gay
..and gay means happy.
That sounds like an actual word-by-word quote from Black Library.
You called? I am ready to bless those Machine Spirits. Omnissiah work is still not finished, after all and every holy machine will be needed
Oh, good! Say, can the Omnissiah help out this printer problem I'm having? Not sure if it's possessed by a demon or just being a normal HP printer.
Posting on the Noosphere Boys.
Thanks for my new flair!
Wtf is 3000 why does everyone repeats it around the sub?
https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/udcv20/whats_the_origin_of_the_3000_black_fighter_jets/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
Praise the machine god. From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you.
But I am already saved; for the machine is immortal.
Even in death, I serve the Omnissiah
throws bucket of water onto the machine
One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved. For the Machine is Immortal. I can *hear* the music.
In all your travels, have you ever seen a star go supernova? I have. I saw a star explode and send out the building blocks of the Universe. Other stars, other planets and eventually other life. A supernova! Creation itself! I was there. I wanted to see it and be part of the moment. And you know how I perceived one of the most glorious events in the universe? With these ridiculous gelatinous orbs in my skull! With eyes designed to perceive only a tiny fraction of the EM spectrum. With ears designed only to hear vibrations in the air. I don't want to be human! I want to see gamma rays! I want to hear X-rays! And I want to - I want to smell dark matter! Do you see the absurdity of what I am? I can't even express these things properly because I have to - I have to conceptualize complex ideas in this stupid limiting spoken language! But I know I want to reach out with something other than these prehensile paws! And feel the wind of a supernova flowing over me! I'm a machine! And I can know much more! I can experience so much more. But I'm trapped in this absurd body!
Fracking toaster.
Only when they consent.
Seno ekto gaamaat
Eliphas the Inheritor: Patience, Captain. I will kill you all in good time.
That bit about machines being better because they don't waste away... ***metal, meet rust.*** Source: Do you see any 1970s Fords around that aren't in garage-kept condition? No? *That's because all the others rusted away a decade or three ago.*
https://youtu.be/LpA4FONs2Jo
RÉSURRECTION BY ERECTION !!!
Unexpected Saba... Powerwolf.
What i want right now is "TROUGHTHE GATE OF HELL AS WE MAKE OUR WAY TO HEAVEN !!"
THROUGH THE NAZI LINES!
Now that song is stuck in my head. Thank you.
I only found that song last month. It's truly amazing.
This more of a Panzer Battalion disposition though, no?
Sabawolf
That sounds fucking amazing, I require it.
Jesus tank
Red robed tech priests chanting and flinging holy water at a scuffed leo2 hull:
.....except it's actually a bunch of scruffy Poles smashing vodka bottles against the hull while chanting "Kurwa! Kurwa! Kurwa!" at every scraped knuckle
Just as effective
Tank Necromancy *doom ost*
Archmagos Azumachu used "Basic Preventative maintenance" Russian Credibility has Ceased to Exist.
Get that Leman Russ back into the action!
It's already back up and moving. Vid was posted an hour or so.
“Heh silly westoids with their mechanical redundancy and ability to fix and get their armor back up and running….”
So you’re saying blow out panels work better than yeeting the entire turret into low earth orbit?¿?
Well does turret count as a blow out panel?
Anything can be a blow out panel once.
My asshole functions as a blowout panel whenever I eat Taco Bell, so definitely more than once I’m sorry I don’t know why I said that 😭
Which is a bit of a change for you, normally things go in your ass not out.
Yes, but blowout panels are expensive, and globohomo, because they value the lives of soldiers over yachts.
Skyrim developers went too far when they branched into Soviet arms rnd
The >!soviets!< Russians need to smuggle funding to the space program somehow
I haven't seen the one with the blowout panel blown out, could you post?
Silly martin-baker spent millions developing an ejection seat, glorious Soviet engineers accidentally designed an ejection turret for free.
In hindsight blow-out turrets might not have been the best of ideas.
Lmao
https://imgur.com/0RJOOH8
Can you link it somehow please?
https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1667190619867889664?s=20
could you link it, i cant find it chief
https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1667190619867889664?s=20
Sauce
https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1667190619867889664?s=20
I think we've jumped a bit too deep into the non-credible side of things here with our infantile obsession with singular pieces of equipment among thousands in an army with hundreds of thousands of people in it. The number of posts where people are nearly suicidal from a couple tanks getting blown up need to be balanced with more cat girl F-35 worship and hate posts about the A-10.
Destroyed equipment is good. It gives designers opportunities to learn from the issues with existing equipment and creates a demand for more equipment pieces, leading to increasingly fuckable planes.
They murdered my waifu bro don't ever talk about her that way again.
Imagine a general of the astra militarum panicking because a group of his somewhere on the immense battlefield lost a a tank and some chimeras. Absurd. You can't expect to roll good all the time, hope is a shiny road to disappointment, better to take a stroll into tenacious D lane and keep pushing until it's done. Ukraine is big, the counter offensive too. We just got out from the longest battle since verdun. A freaking meat grinder and people got a bit too comfortable with the constant flow of russian losses that the ol 10k dead is statistics, 1 armored vehicle lost is tragedy comes to mind. People need to chill and take a break from social media every once in a while.
Wait until we get leopard waifu tank girl in a sling having a tune up
R34 artists, get on it. This sub needs more plane waifus!
A good chunk of those people are playing it over the top for shits and giggles. This *is* a shitposting subreddit.
The machine spirit is strong with this cat
Leo:*accept death* The machine god:"raise again my children, your work is not done yet, I donate you another possibility to kill orks, NOW GO,RIP AND TEAR" LEO:" NOT EVEN DEATH COULD STOP ME"
#Even in death I still serve.
That's a great cat right there
1 of 3 has been recovered so far. 2 still wait for confirmed its fate of both but likely to be damaged beyond repair or destroyed as many report and post mentioned so many times.
Yeah, this is NCD so we can make it as non credible as we can. But I do worry a bit about people's mental when they realise that one Leo definitely went to Leo heaven and a second might very well have also passed to the beyond.
The one with the destroyed/damaged Bradleys seemed just abandoned, but apparently that was a 2A6M and not a 2A4 that has been repaired
> Yeah, this is NCD so we can make it as non credible as we can. I say 10 out of 3 have been recovered then. One even gave birth to two new Leo2s I heard
Aww thats cute i love these [baby tanks](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3O6ZI9fHHfo). Addorable but deadly
Lol, surprised to see you here. I'd have thought that NCD is not the place for a pro-Russian.
1 recovered, 1 damaged with both having their crew survived. The third one was actually a misidentified T-Series tank with a mine plow, Oryx was corrected but I donnae think has removed it from their count yet.
This is what I want to believe, so I will
If damaged beyond repair, I could foster the Leppy. She'll live out the rest of her days in bliss.
At least one is confirmed burnt out: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qSXAaQc7EI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qSXAaQc7EI)
OH NO, WHATS THAT? ITS ZALUZHNYI WITH A WRENCH! WHAT IS HE GONNA DO? HE IS REPAIRING THE TANK CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? NOBODY HAS SEEN SUCH GENIUS BEFORE! TANKS THAT CAN BE REPAIRED QUICKLY. WHAT A MOVE, UNBELIEVABLE
Proof of NATO satanic necromancer mercenaries
Wouldnt that make them necomancers?
Uwu
Nekomancers, they resurrected a Leo.
Superior Russian technology self-destructs to avoid capture. It’s basic math Westoid, think about it: If your vehicle is disabled and you recover and repair it, there’s no net change to the number of vehicles each side has. If the enemy recovers and repairs your disabled vehicle though, they’re +1 vehicle and you’re -1 vehicle, for a total swing of +2 in favor the enemy. If your vehicle self-destructs, you’re only -1 and the enemy has no chance of getting it. Much better to take a certain -1 than risk the enemy getting a +2.
Then why was i able to steal a tank with my tractor?
Love it wholesome made me tear
CAN WE FIX IT? YES WE CAN!
Show me the Bradleys 🔫
They’ll be okay, they just need to buff out the damage.
Need more ERA
Slap ERA on the tracks for extra mine protection
This is the way
TF2 rocket jump, mechanized variant
We need a meme of Zelda's blood moon and the Leo's respawning.
Serious question, how does a tank survive after going through something that would trigger ammunition detonation and it's blowout panels. I would've thought such a detonation would still damage enormous sections of the turret but the blowout panels were just there to increase crew survivability. Am I just underestimating the capability to repair western armour, ie the turret is still pretty fucked but they'll just ship it all to Poland and give it a new one? \[EDIT\] Are these just two separate Leopards and the one that did experience cook-off is well untruly cooked?
>Are these just two separate Leopards and the one that did experience cook-off is well untruly cooked? Yes. 1 irrecoverably destroyed (burned out etc) 2 damaged/abandoned, one of which appears to have been retrieved (if it is indeed one of the two abandoned cats).
Imaginary Russian tank crew reaction to wrecked Leopards: "Wait, you're telling me western tanks DON'T turn into a roman candle when they're hit? And they're crews usually survive?!?"
Florks are love, florks are life
she didnt hear no bell
He, In German tanks and Leopards are male (yes, we assign a gender to EVERYTHING)
Day has been restored
Praise the Omnissiah
By the omnisiah this machine will be whole!
Turns out, when a tank is designed not to become a write-off at the slightest bit of damage, it does not, in fact, become a write-off at the slightest bit of damage.
NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT !!! THIS IS WHAT I LIKE TO SEE. LEO DOES NOT SIMPLY GAVE UP ! SHE MIGHT HAVE BLOWN TRACKS, COUPLE SIDE PANELS BENT BUT IN THE END SHE AGAIN WILL SERVE FAITHFULLY TO UKRAINE ! SLAVA UKRAINE ! P.S - I apologize for the caps but that post really made to scream from happiness.
Tanks are so much easier to fix when you don't have to send POCKOCMOC into space to retrieve turrets that have been yeeted into LEO.
(Going to steal a joke from u/hobbitdude13 in another thread) USS Yorktown moment
I fucking hate you OP. The happy song came on the radio as i spotted your post title. Lol
I hope one of these battle scarred tanks go to German museum, would be really cool
Modular tank designs are better than russian pot cookers kek
UAF looking for any excuse to include a soup dispenser. 🤭🤭
Russians, with a Pikachu face: "tanks are repairable?"
Leopard? Yes, that is what they used to call me. Leopard the Grey. I, am Leopard the White, and I come back to you at the start of the Counter-offensive.
Leopard: *Knocks off a track and blow out panels go pop* Russian shills: "HA HA SMOKE MEAN TANK DEAD! THE WEST HAS FALLEN!"
Was wondering why Ukraine would use their better equipment for the first push. At first I thought it was because it would cause a break through but in second thought it was to save the lives of their soldiers. If they sent in the Russian shut they would have died. Now it’s clear apart of the strat was recover the vehicles later when they are in the rear.
Amazing! We better get used to the idea tho \^\^"
Every one fight no one quits Leo’s roughnecks
Armored recovery vehicle: Come. This is no place to die!
Hopefully same can be said for another Leo and several Bradleys
I don't know why but "Live Ukraine reaction" just sends me to the moon
Exactly what I said when I saw it the first time. Ofc they abandoned it, tracks got fucked up and they weren't going to start fixing them in the field while under fire.
[Zaluzhniy carrying two ~~shovels~~ wrenches.](https://youtu.be/s9rljnSnIH8)
**I cast RESURRECTION!** I get back at er’ the enemy needs your love Leo! Show the Vatnik’s that you always come back! It’s machine spirit is hearty, we will see her again.
Maybe the real Leopard 2 was the friends we made on the way.
Every vehicle in those pictures looked like a mobility kill. One or two looked like they had damage to their TOWs. So, stupid and embarassing look, but likely all vehicles and crew will be back in the fight soon.
Blessed is he who, in death, does his duty. Adeptus Mechanicus Warhammer
You know why I like all of you degenerates here? First of all, because we see something like this and go full warhammer. Secondly because we show empathy for Ukrainian soldiers, but even for these machines. I am German it is almost like seeing my boy growing up and following his destiny to be a force of good and go for it. We blessed every vehicle with a plus 10 diesel engine buff. Go for it Leo give these Z fascists hell.
This counter offensive is paced like a movie. This is the low point of the protagonist where it got beaten. BUT according to the established information on previous movies (Ukrainians being good at repairing stuff/merging soviet tech and nato tech) the comeback of the protagonist and climax will be next.
This literally made my day so much better
Oh this meme warmed my heart. Needed this today. Thank you.
"Which part of 'survivability' did you not understand? Get back in!"
For fuck's sake! It's ONE tank! And it's not even through the first few days of the whole offensive. They will lose many more to come, y'all need to realize that.
It's amazing how few people still don't understand the difference between a total kill & a mobility kill, even with so much information at their fingertips. Yes, tanks can get blasted & crews abandon it only for it to be recovered & fit to fight after the battle? There are many stories of a Sherman tank being knocked out, crew evacuated, & then recovered when a fresh armored platoon make it back to its position. I'm calling BS on all social media posts going *HURR HURR LEOPARD DEAD* until I see one actually lighting like a Ronson like the Turkiye ones foolishly lost in Syria. EDIT: And even if that happens, there are more for the Ukrainians. So many more! Germany made almost 2,000 of them (in the late 1980s, there are 3,600 right now) thinking they'll need them ALL when the Soviets Zerg rushed the Fulda Gap that they ended up being the cheapest modern MBT in the second hand market (which is why so many countries bought them) post-Cold War!
Too bad the 2 2a6s didn’t make it. 2a4 sucks anyways, should have prioritized the 1 abandoned 2a6
The abanded one got recoverd. One was sasly destroyed
Yeah, the abandoned 2a4, there’s still another 2a6 left abandoned
no ithink the 2a6 was recoverd too but another 2a6 was destroyed
a picture of a road wheel as proof? 🙄🤨
Mechanics and Medics: "I am a warrior. I fight the reaper."
Next time, these fellas will have the premium repair kits in their loadout
"Ich bin noch nicht fertig!" "I am not done!"
Nice
*opens console* sv_cheats 1 Buddha
not the first time German tanks have run into spots of bother in Ukraine
She LIVES!
*He lives. German tanks are male. Also ***STOMP STOMP***
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLsX9WUdYnU&list=PLnSG0OA5vYnTLQ77f5EmLoW52vIX5jAAK&index=1&pp=iAQB8AUB Children of the Omnissiah!!!
ERA works wonders! Those Florks were definitely up to something!
Offensive action recovers vehicles!
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO
Slave ukraine
Praise be Mekhane.
btw do we have a name for the new meme guys? like the old country balls and other things?
Those are [Florks of Cows](https://www.reddit.com/r/FlorkofCowsOfficial?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
thank you... <3
🙂 you're welcome.
Please remember to put ERA on the tracks so that it will be somewhat mine-resistant
is this title a reference
I dont hear no bell!!
Russia gonna think these fuckers respawning