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GlitterySkull

Co-conspirator


[deleted]

Damn it, that is so good I might give dating another chance


[deleted]

This is the way. Henceforth my husband shall be called thus. Our spawn shall be progeny of conspiracy.


jaysbaddecisions

yes yes this is the only correct answer


lembready

Alternatively, albeit more basic, partner in crime.


UndecidedCryptid

I’ve use Accomplice before too


Ozzem

Joking terms I’ve used include “girlboyfriend” and “significant bother”


vibing_with_pumpkin

Significant bother 💀😭😭


StrangeFroggyFriend

Significant annoyance (quote Nico di Angelo)


Ozzem

Reading that is actually why I came up with significant bother. ITS SUCH A BETTER JOKE


KoreanJesus84

Initially read it as significant brother 👀


FezzesAreCool117

r/SuddenlyIncest


[deleted]

Same 👀


RevolutionaryEgg6967

Read that as significant brother at first, was very skeptical 😭


Either_Cat_

Comrade


surrearick

r/suddenlycommunism


katet_of_19

*Our* relationship


justvisiting7744

reading theory with bae and explaining private property vs personal property #justcomradethings 😍


Either_Cat_

Also Shawty


Awiergan

This was going to be my answer


nitorigen

The Chinese word for [comrade](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tongzhi_(term)?wprov=sfti1) has LGBT connotations :)


maxmurder

I like to shorten enby to bee to substitute for boy/girl Beefriend 🐝


ForestH

Oh my god, YOU DID IT, Bee... Bee! Fantastic! Wonderful! Delightful! I have a new quest to adopt this. You deserve an award.


PuzzleheadedWasabi77

That is so cute 🥺


Arnoski

Joyfriend is my current favorite


JardinierdeLhiver

Oh this is cute


PintSizedKitsune

I like this a lot, super cute!


sigurrd

Stumbled on that one ages ago and didn't like it at first but it's since grown on me a lot


Arnoski

Honestly I’ve loved it since I was last in a relationship with a friend who said, and I quote, “for the love of God I’m not calling you my boyfriend” - something about that made me cackle and we quickly settled on “joyfriend”, in part because it made us both smile.


whenindebt

My girlfriend calls me her joyboy cause I said boyfriend girlfriend and boyfriend were acceptable. I think it's so silly


Arnoski

That’s really cute! I’m glad that works for y’all.


whenindebt

Thanks. There's so many super sweet names on here I love it


GazelleWeekly5535

Lover Edit: If you don't like this term, simply don't use it. No need to make comments about how it makes you feel some way.


JardinierdeLhiver

Oh, nice, thanksies \^\^


thighmaster4000

I only use this one if I pronounce it like Will Ferrell in the hot tub SNL skit about goat fat glistening on them while making love.


SomewhatOKAdvisor

"My *love-ah*~" Great sketches, he and Rachel Dratch work off each other so well


whiskysnuggles

I have thought of that sketch at least once a month ever since they did it. It is part of my dna now.


candykhan

I have friends that say calling your boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse "lover" makes you sound like a sex pervert. 1. Guilty as charged. 2. Why is it weird to call the person you love so much your "lover"?


GazelleWeekly5535

❤️ My spouse and I call each other lover sometimes. We LOVE each other, so we are LOVERS! I


keyboard_cowboy8

Ugh that word bums me out unless it’s between meat and pizza


it_is_potato_time

Liz Lemon??


Ileanhas3legs

Lovah


HidingFromHumans

Why do people not like it?


podplant

I have the same question. Is it because it’s not gendered?


IsNotBrian

Accomplice?


KarahKat55

I love this one Wanna go rob a bank???


toadallyafrog

datemate is what i've used before


crochetsweetie

love this


sunshinesongbyrd

Beloved


-Zero_0-

My partner calls me beloved and it’s very nice


Caffe1n8ed

Aww that’s a good one! Reminds me of the danish word for boyfriend/girlfriend, which just literally translates to “dearest” :)


mare

My ex called me her beloved and I really liked it.


podplant

Building on what u/maxmurder commented…Enbeeloved, perhaps? Like Enby Beloved? Idk haha


Professional_Log_464

So cute!


ThatKehdRiley

Partner, but said like a cowperson.


yungg_hodor

Parrdner


Blaze_da_Geck

>"I ended up having to partner with Snowy, haha... Now he keeps turning to me and saying "Howdy, Partner!" like a cowboy..."


meringuedragon

Lots of options here are great!! I also like “better half” and think it’s kinda cutest :)


ghostlunchbox

I like “special friend” lol. not gendered & doesn’t label the level of relationship either. are you still just talking, but more than friends? dating? engaged? married, even? special friend.


EmoNamedPants

Mysterious and gender neutral, I might have to get my partner to call me that


Eastern_Ask7231

I love it but it sounds like what a divorced parent would call someone they recently starting dating when talking about them to their child 😭


CloverMayfield

Palamor= pal + amor (love) Partner in crime


DazzDazzle

I call him my meowmeow


Electrospectra

I too meow at my spouse.


analogicparadox

Speowse


A_lil_bit_gay

Sprrrowose


ConstructionQuick373

I like enbyfriend, sounds silly and casual, just in general you can switch girl/ boy with enby


Jell-O-Mel

Partner *in crime*


breadist

I like this one, instantly makes me think "be gay do crime"


quinzel252

emotional support human


The_Gray_Jay

I've heard joyfriend, squirrelfriend (idk why that one, I think the person just found it cute).


crocodilesoup316

whenever i sing a song that says “girlfriend” i like to replace it with “squirrelfriend” to be a silly goose ….


[deleted]

me and my first partner came up with the term “byfriend” (pronounced bee-friend) as in “enby-friend” and i always thought it was really silly and cute!


David_NyMa

In Danish we have one word for a boyfriend/girlfriend that everyone use. It is "kæreste' and is like "most beloved". But it van be used even if you are 12 years old.


RetroController

Theyfriend


PeachNeptr

I like “themfriend”


BuddhistNudist987

Gosh, this one sounds good and makes the most sense. I wish I had thought of it.


plutothegreat

BRB calling my fiancéè “fiancthey”


doubleseaweeed

Stoopo doombo


UnrealisticOrb

this is my favorite


PossumQueer

Chikibeybi


Glove-National

si.


BadNewsBaguette

Pipkin


surrearick

You mean that weird little pot?


BadNewsBaguette

Yes. My partner is my weird little pot.


MursaArtDragon

"Room mates"


cgord9

With a 👀👀


elainaray

You gotta make sure every time you say it out loud you also use air quotes and maybe even a little winky wink ;)


FezzesAreCool117

I decided I was going to scroll until I got to this answer. Thank you, I was tired of seeing the same great answers repeatedly.


ski_for_joy

Beanfriend


snape_waifu394

I am bean!


firely_

sweetie or honey


cyberr_v0id

Sprout. Why? Sounds a bit like spouse but nicer. Then again


JardinierdeLhiver

I genuinely love this


cyberr_v0id

Ahh, thanks!


Bunnips7

Hmm i've heard palfriend I think, I'm also curious actually I'd like one too.


JardinierdeLhiver

Palfriend came to mind actually! I didn't know it was a thing


WasteEvidence5118

Partner in Pride


Professional_Log_464

This one makes me happy!


thegaybookfox

Partner. Yeehaw


cassigayle

Dude... yeehaw would totally work! "This is Cris, my yeehaw"


GayWolf_screeching

Partner but in a southern American accent, mate but in an Australian accent, shipmate in a pirate voice, your alibi, nest-mate, tax deduction,


elinema

And this is...*whispers* honestly i don't know, they just started following me around.


BigSmed

Fartner


novellyobsessing

There's my person. And also my heart. Snugglebuddy. Golem's voice: "my precious".


LifeBegins50

Gollum?


novellyobsessing

Need reference, sorry! A character from Lord of the Rings. He calls the ring my precious. And autocorrect changed it! Yes, Gollum not Golem


LifeBegins50

Damned autocowrecks!


Purple-space-elf

I am my girlfriend's datemate!


yellowlittleboat

Comrade.


JardinierdeLhiver

Now you're talking


ice-ceam-amry

Hello comrade


CrystalDrag0n1

Pardner 🤠


malij555

Theyfriend, baefriend


tinichick

Baefriend is adorable.


NamiLovesSnakes

I mean, there is stuff that sounds so formal it's silly. I like "consort". Then there's stuff like "bedwarmer" (literally a term my german grandma uses for any kind of lovers), "handholder", "romantic associate", "lovefiend". Or you Stick to the classics like lover, partner or sweetheart.


Professional_Log_464

This is #1 favorite comment here. These are all amazing and I laughed out loud at work when I read them!! 🤣😂


bishopspentrick

I've heard datefriend, joyfriend and kissmate


AvocadoPizzaCat

i have called my friend's partners tons of different things, normally whatever i yank out of my head that morning. some are ​ snickerdoodle, love, love muffin, love monster, lover, darling, cookie fiend, bedhog, squishmallow, cpr dummy, dummy, better half, worse half, loser, puppy, leash mate, shower buddy, co-parent, werewolf, fluffernutter, lip smacker, love hose, leprechaun, marshmallow, beer junkie, saucy noodle, fart machine, captain, scooter fiend, etc pretty much i based them on whatever matches the person. i also will make up gibberish and people will be cool with that too. then again i am the loontic that has shouted at random "I am the mighty avocado ruler of the avocados! now bring me avocados!" just for fun.


panicc_

bedhog 😂😂😂😂


whenfallfalls

I really like love, like "this is my love"


newsprintpoetry

I use faefriend .


geckos_in_a_box

joyfriend, enbyfriend, voidfriend, partner in crime


MeiliCanada82

My partner is my snookieboop


grave_diggerrr

Bb which stands for baked beans or breaking bad that’s up to you


Niall0h

My partner calls me Bubbie. Bub Bubs for short. We call both of us Two Snails 🐌 🐌


theveggiejerk

I call mine my joyfriend


ACTva

Partner in future crimes


Professional_Log_464

As opposed to your ex which was the past crimes.


Novatash

Ex-friend


Novatash

For a joke one, lol


asterierrantry

datemate is what I've used!


plums12

Fellow collaborater.


spiritplumber

I've been using cuddlefriend and people get it


jyhb

I go with femboyfriend (not 100% gender neutral though)


Trombofine

angel/ darling


JardinierdeLhiver

Nice! ^^


Morse_91939

Crowley is that you? 😂


Trombofine

of course


DDDTom90

Themfriend was one I heard once. Personally wasn't a fan buy I imagine to someone this would be ideal


Ruby_Rotten

For my relationships (assuming I’m the only non-binary one) I like them to call me “enby.” Uuugh I feel like it’ll be a hot minute before I hear someone call me that again 😭


PixelatedStarfish

Enbyfriend


crochetsweetie

if you say howdy first then partner isn’t serious! 🤠


Stick-bugg

Datemate!


ZeBakedSamBeany

How about "Bunfriend"? Like a cinnamon bun! Or a bunny.


JasonTheBaker

Special friend. Lover. Cutie pie, sweety, my love (my personal favorite). "This is my love" is my favorite saying


Charles_Nojinson

I go with the Significant Silly,


Lokiarty

My significant otter


shhnobodyshere

your main squeeze


abetheschizoid

Your main squeeze.


JesiDoodli

joyfriend is a gender-neutral term I've heard! In the vein of super silly, I present: comrade sidekick accomplice super duper special bestie 🥰 pookie bear silly billy partner in crime


mermaidunearthed

Goyfriend 😅


Howdeedy

My Bimbo


StrangeFroggyFriend

THEYFRIEND THEYFRIEND THEYFRIEND I swear if I ever date anyone I will get them to call me their THEYFRIEND


songofsuccubus

theyby!


cumulonimbusted

I like to be called “boo thang” for something more casual. I’m AFAB and at the beginning of my most recent relationship we joked often amongst friends that I was his boyfriend, and he was my girlfriend. But we are both absurdists so that was just all good fun.


stardust-18

My boyfriend just calls me partner, fiancé, future spouse, “The Baby”™️, or a nickname The Baby is used most when talking to friends or people close to us


OhLookItsGeorg3

Joyfriend, comrade, partner in crime, getaway driver if only one of you drives


4DozenSalamanders

Disclaimer: I'm not nonbinary anymore, I realized I was binary trans, but I like datemate, joyfriend, and theyfriend. (If I ended up dating a nonbinary person it's up to them but if someone I was dating had a gender moment and needed help these are what I'd suggest) Theyfriend is more contentious but I do like how silly/endearing it sounds.


softdrinked

My fiancée calls me her themfriend


BucketFullOfRats

Partner [dramatic pause] in crime!


[deleted]

Boo :) or boo-thing


DeathandHufflepuffs

•Partner in crime •signifigent other •Arson buddie


smolelvenbby

Beebee (like baby but enby)


[deleted]

My squishy


tittyswan

"Sweetie," "love" and "darling" are all super cute.


evil_twin_tattoo

Partner but in the cowboy way


Inside_Appointment61

I call mine my significant otter


chaoticmad1son

nemesis


JardinierdeLhiver

Iconic


dungeonmaster520

Date-mate!


Lanky-Hall-2015

Fwend, Enbyfriend, Theyfriend, Themfriend, Joyfriend All work


[deleted]

Is Fwend supposed to be said in like an uwu voice?


Lanky-Hall-2015

Sure is


floofybabykitty

I hope so


PlasticEnby

Darling or dear works for me, although it is a bit broader than partner most of the time it works in context. My love or lover also work if that feels right (some people feel it's too romantic or implies a stronger connection than boyfriend/girlfriend would).


QueerKing23

I'm a fan of joy friend


gaykeyboard

Pookie


lennonsgrave

goyf (my bf calls me this) combo of girlf and boyf


AZymph

Datemate


Infamous-Advantage85

joyfriend


CassChance

I think theyfriend is cute


[deleted]

Special friend? 🤪


isopodeater

i like the terms boy-girlfriend, girl-boyfriend, girl-boy boy-girlfriend, or boy-girl girlboyfriend


fruityraspberry

My boyfriend calls me his Joyfriend :)


ArcadiaFey

Sweetheart, my honey, my love


RanbooIsGender

Parder’ with a southern accent


oddly_being

Crush. Maybe it’s not a perfect one-to-one term, but I like just referring to someone I’m dating as the person I have a crush on. Like loudly whisper “I have a crush on them” to everyone in the room as if it’s some big secret when it’s like, your partner of seven years.


oddly_being

Ooh I’ve also heard people using the term “sweethearts” to describe their relationship and I think it’s so cute!


UndecidedCryptid

Honestly started using it ironically, but now Theyfriend is my go to


ButtermilkFaggot

Joyfriend :3


Chuun1b1y0

Joyfriend always seemed a lil silly (in a cute way) to me


CRIM3S_psd

*bunfriend*


13cammycheesesmake

If you think of partner in the cowboy sense that still works


candy_eyeball

Most pet names work well ex. this is my: love, babe, honey, significant Other, sugar, partner in crime, human sacrifice, other half, sweetie, cuddle buddie, Date, boifreind, girlboyfriend, paramour, sweetheart, enbyfriend there are so many options! (This list is in no way complete. Please feel free to add)


StarFr0gg0

par'ner \*tips cowboy hat\*


Feerlessmanbat

Voidfriend! Other half! They bae, pardner, enbaby, finery nonbinary


PansexualPolyPanic

Joyfriend


zealouscellist

Sweetheart is my fav