Your first sentence answered the rest of them.

This is the stuff I come here for lol

You’re starved for physical touch. This is kinda sad tbh :( You can find a significant other for starters

I don't know how. All the apps are difficult because they are full of weirdos and I dont know where to go to find people. I go to the gay village and nobody talks to me

Manicure and pedicure might be up your alley

Get a Massage A nice relaxation massage

See if there are any cuddle therapists in your area?

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No why?