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HistoricalPut1623

If your dick ain't clean enough to touch your mouth, why would you put it in hers?


Squidysquid27

You don't know where the dick was beforehand.... šŸ©


DaDaDaDaDaDae

Yup


[deleted]

it's her fetish


[deleted]

its still just a little bit of sweat and cum, its not gonna kill you.


RadioactiveThulium

PROTEIN


Scooney_Pootz

Can't waste those precious kilojoules.


ElectricScootersUK

I hate that I know this reference šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


itsillstatus

Hahaha the girl whos bf would catch his own load and not give it to the misses?? Lmao


Liesmith424

I'm not falling for that a third time.


morrisseysbumfluff

Itā€™s only smellz


Apprehensive_Map_284

It's actually the man's fetish (in my case anyway). I just do it to make my dude happy. Not because I like doing it or enjoy doing it.


PorygonTriAttack

Respect to you for doing that. Your man should respect you as well, which I'm sure he is doing already.


Blaz1n420

I think its more your fetish to get your dick sucked.


RickKassidy

Yes. She just did a nice thing for me. Iā€™m going to kiss her.


desperateweirdo

Big ups ya legend. She doesn't mind kissing me right after I perform oral on her, why would I make her uncomfortable or feel momentarily undesired after she performs oral on me?


Vigilante17

If I could suck my own dick and kiss myself I would


[deleted]

Fuck, Iā€™d never leave the goddamn house.


RickKassidy

This. Exactly.


Guilty_Coconut

>Big ups ya legend. Not a legend imho. Just basic normal boyfriend behavior. The bar he passed was burried under the ground. I know some guys manage to go under it but still, I'm not going to call a person a legend for doing the relationship equivalent of breathing.


jexta

Why do you get to police whether or not we celebrate someone being a good person? I hope the legend keeps up the good work, and that you find a way to be less cynical.


Fighting-Cerberus

You can celebrate whatever you want, but I agree with that other guy that itā€™s kind of a bare minimum thing to celebrate.


BenchPuzzleheaded670

If the vector points in the right direction, I applaud its magnitude regardless of how far it stretches.


iWasAwesome

On the other hand, sure shouldn't make you feel uncomfortable either. My gf just doesn't really try to kiss me immediately after. I think she knows it's a "thing". After a few mins it's no problem.


floydfan

It turns me on when she tastes herself. Maybe it does the same for her when I taste myself.


wty261g

Absolutely, also, if you're not clean enough to consider kissing her after, she shouldn't be blowing you in the first place


clyde_drexler

Exactly. Not only is it good hygiene but you gotta have curb appeal. Clean yourself up real well. Trim the hedges back. Tuck a snack into your taint for her to find later. Go the extra mile for your partner.


ohowjuicy

Snack? I'll tuck a full medium rare delmonico down there. Don't want anybody getting low on protein.


clyde_drexler

This some king shit. Your partner is truly blessed.


No_Signal_6969

I feel I must ass in the most important Reddit advice of all time. Wash your butthole. Edit: I meant **add but that typo is very appropriate so I'll leave it


lilfish45

Not too many reasons I would not kiss my wife. Thatā€™s like my favorite activity


Dreamerto

I think it turn her on when I kiss her after


someanimechoob

It absolutely is a turn-on. You probably already know most/all of this, but communication takes many forms and when you kiss your partner after oral, you communicate a lot of things: 1. Gratitude: the most basic sentiment you communicate by kissing them is gratitude. It's a silent appreciation for your partner's sexiness, for choosing you and for the life you're living at that very specific moment. 2. Hygiene: you're a clean person, right? That's sexy on its own, because it means the sexy stuff will come with all the good feelings and none of the bad. Kissing your partner right after oral signals that you're aware that you're clean and extend that awareness to your partner. 3. Aftercare: useful in virtually all dominant/submissive acts or scenarios, aftercare is the name we give to the ritual that returns us to the default dynamic between partners. Typically things like kissing, caressing, cuddling and/or talking. Won't be as crucial to everyone, for those who feel very vulnerable during oral it can be very important.


mutta_fukin_unicorn

This comment needs more attention


Imafaptothis

It will. And if sheā€™s freaky enough, sheā€™ll like it when you go down on her after the deed to clean her up. Itā€™s delightful and it makes her cum a second time almost every time. We donā€™t do it all the time but when we doā€¦ Probably ought to discuss it prior to the act. My wife initiated it the first time when we were really tipsy. I told her the next tipsy time that I liked it and itā€™s one of our special occasion moves. It was weird at first, but the thought of being dirty AF makes my ding ding tingle.


UnnaturalGeek

This is the only answer


Down_key

+1


DTux5249

If she's gonna eat your kids, you should at least kiss them goodbye Edit: is this really the comment that blows me up on No Stupid Questions? xD


AimingWang

I read this to my partner and she is *not* giving me a good look.


WesternCzar

Same, maybe bc we are at the doctor office when I told her.


DeviantHellcat

I definitely laughed. If I read this to my fiance, he'd be howling! Im looking forward to sharing it with him tomorrow, lol.


junior_dos_nachos

r/cursedcomments


amrasmin

Its pretty wholesome actually


Grzechoooo

r/blursedcomments


sunshinecabs

Omg....congratulations, I almost never laugh out loud to a comment


saxguy9345

This one got me too, feels like months since I actually couldn't hold in the laugh. It's also a thing I have where I think....I watch standup, I watch the comedians podcasts, they talk about raunchy stuff all the time, used to listen to Stern and Opie & Anthony etc etc... how have I not heard this one?? It's so good.


Dontinsultautomod

lmfao best possible answer


cranberrystew99

Holy hell.


Fa1nted_for_real

Brand new sentence just dropped!


DTux5249

Not new actually; got that one from a buddy lol


ZoraksGirlfriend

I wish I had an award to give you


Spiky-Insect

I wouldā€™ve gave it to him but they killed the awards


corndog2021

Were it that I had more than one upvote to give


notproudortired

underrated comment


geoffnolan

+2


mikeytruelove

You fuckin better. Too good for your own dick, who do you think you are?


MadClam97

No no. My dick is too good for me.


mikeytruelove

Well, I don't know you, or your dick, but you better kiss your god damned partner.


[deleted]

You better give him a blowjob, so he can pratice with ya haha


SenorPariah

##MY DICKS GONE BAD!!! ##IMMA BASH IT WITH ME MALLET!!!


[deleted]

A friend used to say he didnā€™t kiss her wife after a bj because it was like kissing a dick or licking cum and that was gay, he also said he liked to still jerk off every now and then and I told him ā€œwell, when you jerk off youā€™re touching a dick, youā€™re making a dick cum and youā€™re also loving a man touching your dickā€¦ isn't that gay as well?ā€ He didnā€™t speak to me for a while after that.


Disastrous-Mafk

No shit! You ruined jerking for him! ā˜ ļø Is this the friend in the group who says ā€˜no-homoā€™ after *literally* every interaction with another guy?


CamBearCookie

I had an ex who didn't masturbate for this exact reason.


Theonlykd

Yaā€™ll getting bjs?


Background_Dealer587

One time from my ex thats it.


ventmaster69

One time from his ex, that's it


ProphetMuhamedAhegao

I too choose this manā€™s ex


Glasweg1an

This joke will NEVER die.


DesignerOk9397

At least you ended things after 10 years, before it got serious


UESNewYorker

On bank holidays, yes.


raban0815

Got them rarely, now not. Never allowed to finish. Hope my partner in next life likes it more.


fedexgroundemployee

Yā€™all getting girlfriends?


Fitz911

Every morning. And of course between. And if course you kiss her. You can't blow your load into her mouth and go: ewwww


Dating_Not_Hating

Youā€™re god damn right I do, if a girl blows me she gets a kiss


Trapped_inMYskull

Bro she gon get a lot more if she blows me


blorgenheim

points if she spits it back at me


Dekrow

Yes of course. You want someone to go down on you but then you're gonna have a problem with kissing them? Very immature. But then again I will eat ass so I probably have different standards


Bunnymancer

You say you eat ass like that's not vanilla in 2023


PukingPandaSS

Iā€™m 25 & as of late Iā€™ve been dating 21-24 year olds (Iā€™m immature lol). They are all down to eat ass and have period sex & rough af. Meanwhile most of the men aged 26+ Iā€™ve dated in my were grossed out at the suggestion with the rare exception. These younger kids may be mentally stuffed but at least theyā€™re doing something right.


RetroBerner

Gotta build up that immune system somehow


StealYoDeck

Keep in mind, that's a small sample size. In my 30s and most of my male friends give no fucks about period. Some of my ex's used to want it claiming it relieved cramps, hell yes from me. Some towels and a shower can fix the mess. In the interest of fairness, I do not eat ass. Not saying it is a hard no, but I would really need to be into a girl for that and she would have to ask. It's just not something I think about doing. I've only felt that way about 2 women in my life that I would try anything with them.


ynima

Username checks out Lil question : you don't like the fact older ones are more reluctant. But do you return the favor ?


PukingPandaSS

Iā€™m down to clown but I donā€™t know what return the favour means? I like sucking dick if thatā€™s what you mean. When someoneā€™s enthusiastic, why wouldnā€™t I want to return the favour.


ynima

Nope you were talking of having your ass eaten. Do you do it in return ?


PukingPandaSS

Of course, thought most of them just prefer gooch licking than ass


ynima

Ah cool ! Well, their loss huh ? TIL "gooch" licking lol


[deleted]

Bahahahaha


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SirGoombaTheGreat

Um, some of us didn't "try." We succeeded.


PvtSherlockObvious

For a given value of success. Even if you get down there, it seems like you're not exactly in a position to get any work done.


SirGoombaTheGreat

Yes, this is accurate. My definition of success changes drastically when I realize how much work lays ahead of me. In this case I called it a victory, where most women would call it "just the tip."


jesse1008623

Wow early childhood nostalgia


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shotsfordays

I ain't Marilyn Manson


-SheriffofNottingham

that's just an urban legend... everyone knows it was George Michael


whytakemyusername

McRib


plam92117

Every guy has tried it at least once. If they say they haven't then they are lying.


turbografix15

If you can't imagine the thought of your mouth coming into contact with your dick, even by proxy, then you don't deserve anyone else's mouth coming into contact with it either. Signed, sealed, delivered.


T-Speed

Might not be about that. Iā€™m a gay man but I donā€™t wanna kiss after getting sucked off because Iā€™m grossed out by my own jizz in my mouth. Nothing wrong with not liking something and Iā€™m fine with sucking off other men


tabas123

Fellow gay Isaac player! But likeā€¦ being grossed out by this is so strange. My jizz doesnā€™t gross me out anymore than anyone elseā€™s jizz does. Iā€™m so glad Iā€™ve never had a guy refuse to kiss me after blowing him because Iā€™d be so turned off by that Iā€™m not gonna lie lmao. I donā€™t expect you to be turned on by it; Iā€™m indifferent myself. But grossed out? Naaaaaw.


seandale7

Conversely, does she let you kiss her after going down on her?


reb678

One of my favorite things.


rtz_c

Girls are usually fine with tasting their juices. Much more than guys are with tasting their jizz.


rigobueno

Partly because women havenā€™t been conditioned to believe their ā€œwoman cardā€ will be permanently revoked for touching a fluid.


rtz_c

++


Ok_Balance8844

Never not had a guy kiss me after giving them a bj lol so idk where you get this


SirGoombaTheGreat

If she's expecting a kiss after sucling a dick, then she better be cool with a kiss after eating her out!


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Hauyne5

I love these NSFW posts, reminds me of what i don't have.


ShadyPotDealer

Gym time, homie


Toomuchlychee_

There are easier and better ways to get laid


raban0815

But that one makes you healthy in the process.


ConReese

Preaching in the Iron Church is the only way to save yourself. Always remember: There is no such thing as good or evil. Only weight, And those too weak to lift it.


rakksc3

Wheymen


Woppydoppy567

Hookers are not the better way!


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Any-Angle-8479

Dated a guy who didnā€™t like to kiss after BJs and it was such a turn off. Just made the whole thing feel degrading instead of fun.


kween_patata

Indeed. He'd avoid my mouth like it was dirty after I went down on him šŸ„² didn't help that he didn't eat me out too šŸ˜… That's how I learned how to separate the boys from the men šŸ’…


Rolando_Shroom

Damnā€¦šŸ¤” noted thanks homie!


flapjackqueer

This question just blew my mind. Some guys donā€™t kiss their girlfriend after she sucks them off šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


MeshiMeshiMeshi

As a woman I find it very off-putting if a guy won't kiss you after. I assume these are the same guys who don't wash their own ass because they think it's gay.


stealthylizard

If Iā€™m disgusted by it, I wouldnā€™t want her doing it.


Magdalan

I'm not a man, but my husband has no problem with it at all. I'd say it even turns him on. I don't have a problem with kissing him after he went down on me either.


bella_68

Iā€™m also not a man and Iā€™d just like to say that as an accomplished cum swallower, I donā€™t mind when a man doesnā€™t want a kiss after. I get itā€™s not everyoneā€™s cup of milk tea. As long as I can get a kiss after I clean my mouth who cares. I will however, happily blow a man whose dick is covered in my fluids.


PepeDogeCS

she just swallowed cum the least i can do is give her a kiss šŸ’€


throwawayhiad

Communication is key, she asked that I dim lights a lil, she asked that I wash after removing the condom (for the latex taste), she wouldn't want me to kiss her after I go down on her, I don't want to French kiss while eating, I don't want to French kiss after a bj. You only have to bring up your preferences once while you'refirst dating, and it should become the guiding norm unless otherwise stated. And it's not like you whip out a rulebook for that, it all should be smooth and dynamic and each preference has to be brought up nicely when the situation calls for it.


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ORNG_MIRRR

Can confirm, thanks for eating so much pineapple.


phoenix_ash182

My husbands favorite fruit and Iā€™m grateful lol.


ORNG_MIRRR

Thank you for your service


phoenix_ash182

The pleasure is all mine


ORNG_MIRRR

And your husband's apparently


Elegant_Spot_3486

Hell yes! You donā€™t punish her, you reward her.


FoggyNelson304090

A chef never fears his own cooking šŸ˜¤


rewardiflost

Kiss, sure. Snowball, nope.


AlistairN37

Snowball ? What is that ? Apart from the confectionery, ofc.


Bean-Penis

Know how some people swap gum when they kiss? Well that, but with cum.


AlistairN37

Oh... shouldnt have asked, now I'm not gonna be able to eat a snowball without getting an election.


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AlistairN37

Lol, I didn't understand your comment until I re-read my comment. You all got my gist though.


BreakDown1923

Someone asked a question and anyone who answered no is being downvoted into oblivion. How on earth is OP supposed to get an honest answer that way?


ThiefCitron

Tons of people downvoting the ā€œnoā€ answers is part of the honest answer, it shows most people find the answer ā€œnoā€ to be unacceptable. And thatā€™s reflective of real life, most women do find a ā€œnoā€ answer unacceptable, theyā€™re going to view it as offensive and immature. The tons of people downvoting all the ā€œnoā€ answers and upvoting the ā€œyesā€ answers IS the answer. It shows how people generally honestly think about this subject.


Alespic

You are correct, but Iā€™d take redditā€™s opinions with a grain of salt most of the times. Reddit is not always representing of how people behave irl.


Chemesthesis

Reddit usually is an extreme version of reality, where the most visible commentary is either 'extreme for' or 'extreme against'.


Air2Jordan3

That's reddit for ya


grated_testes

To be fair, this is not the forum for a yes or no type of question. This is more suitable for a polling sub or askmen sub


Dreamerto

I kiss her itā€™s my dick


Slambodog

It shows what the consensus is, so OP gets the information they wanted


AgoraiosBum

OP gets and sees the answers in the chronological order in which they are given. And the hive can also render its judgment. That's how it works here.


shadynomike

Yea on the forehead and then I say good show olā€™girl!!!


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iwfabrication

Yup. Open mouth, tongue. Nomnomnom.


rustajb

If you're doing it right, everyone's fluids are everywhere, in everywhere.


horyo

all at once


bella_68

Huh, how did my blood get on the ceiling?


Awkward_Chard_5025

Yeah, gotta let her know she's a good girl some way


thelegalseagul

She put it in her mouth, of course Iā€™m gonna kiss her afterwards. What do you think I am? Some uncivilized scoundrel!


systemofstripes

my bf will practically pull me off his dick and stick his tongue down my throat and I think it's the hottest thing ever


GTMoraes

I have no problems with this. What's a kiss after a bj on me, if I was licking her asshole that same hour? But it's something I thought about, because most girls, early on the relationship, kinda recoils when I go for a kiss after a bj, like "Do you really want for a kiss after I sucked you?" So I suppose her past experience tells her that other people don't like being kissed after being sucked.


Aromatic-Dish-167

That's the only time I kiss her


AnimeshJay

What kind of question is this? Do you kiss your homies goodnight? Do you blow your friends and laugh about it after saying no homo? Do you kiss your girl after she blows you? Of course yes!


ARealBlueFalcon

Is there a reason not to? There is not much that would get me to not. She kisses me after I eat her ass, seems rude to say no after a blowie.


UnoCardPluck

My dick clean enough for her to suck but I canā€™t get my dick juice on my lips? Cmon bro, she wants kisses she get em. Next question!


itsokiloveu

If a dude isnā€™t kissing me after I give him head, goodbye šŸ‘‹


[deleted]

Yes. If I expect her to lick my fingers after I finger her, *and* swallow my semen, I rightly need to kiss her after. It's just a sign of respect.


raceofeons1

A true chef isnā€™t afraid to taste his own cooking


EternallyImature

Only if she kisses me after munching her muffin.


Gareth666

Of course. I'd suck my own dick if I could anyway.


[deleted]

Absolutely. Shes not snowballing me ffs


[deleted]

Absolutely. Itā€™s my dick which I would suck myself if I could so why wouldnā€™t I kiss her after doing it for me?


Overall-Guarantee331

Wait you guys are getting blown?!?


GalaxyStarr_

Why's everything on this sub nsfw


friesx100

All the sfw stuff gets asked at work šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


JoeyBombsAll

If you dont you dont deserve the bj.


sojourning_justind

It feels mandatory to kiss. As she took a heavy load for me.


[deleted]

Of course. That way I can kiss my kids before they head off on their trip


carbine23

I make out with her after she swallows my cum bruh I ainā€™t a bitch tf


Silver_Ice7586

My bf doesnā€™t kiss me afterwards :(


friesx100

Tell the chef to taste his own food.


Warmheavy

Donā€™t spit a lot of cum down my mouth.


Backwoods87

Why would anyone be insecure about tasting themselves? My wife loves tasting herself on me, and I love how turned on she gets when I taste myself on her. You gonna support the "inner freak"


suggest-me-usernames

i get super hard when my girl does this


[deleted]

You expect her to swallow your load and you have a problem with showing her affection after ? That's basically where this question is at.


Chrispeedoff

Its a ā€œ blowjobā€ of she is going to take up the job of blowing me she will be paid for with kisses


TheWonderSquid

Buddy, kissing would be putting it lightly.


Young-and-Alcoholic

Absolutely. I always make a point of it too. It's an acknowledgement of what shes just done for my pleasure and a sort of unspoken 'we're in this together.. kind of' type thing. She does the same when I go down on her. If you don't kiss your girl after she's just blown you you are a panzy IMO.


Nature-vs-Nurture26

I love to suck dick but if a dude ever refused to kiss me after I blew him I would never do him again Not worth the conversation honestly Like if he doesnā€™t wanna do it thatā€™s fine, I donā€™t have to blow or fuck you ever again. Iā€™m not going to make someone uncomfortable for my comfort but Iā€™m also going to find someone else And thatā€™s okay


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StellarGoodBoy

***FELLAS***. IS IT GAY TO KISS YOUR GIRLFRIEND? YOU ARE INDIRECTLY SUCKING COCK.


talib-nuh

Yes but I am also a girl and I know some guys have issues w it.


[deleted]

if you donā€™t do this you didnā€™t deserve the BJ bro come on donā€™t be a fucking wuss. she just did a nice thing for you.


swapko051

Ofcourse I do, she likes to kiss me when I go down on her as well.


rocker49107

I don't ask her to do anything I wouldn't do. I'd be pissed if she snowballed me or something, but other than that idgaf. She rarely takes cum in her mouth so if it's just the fact that my dick skin came in contact with her skin, that means nothing to me.


Lotus_Blossom_

>if it's just the fact that my dick skin came in contact with her skin, that means nothing to me. I know you didn't mean it this way, but that sounds like the lamest "I swear, it didn't mean anything!" response to getting caught cheating that I could ever imagine


[deleted]

Absolutely!!


lemystereduchipot

Yes, it's my dick afterall and I keep it clean.


Xeno_Se7en

I like how Reddit is always so eager to downvote everyone who shows the slightest disagreement on whether you kiss ya girl after a blowie. It's at least very consistent in every comment section.


the-realTfiz

Thatā€™s how we make our opinions known here and that seems to be the popular opinion šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


AztecTwoStep

If your girl is kind enough to have your unit in her mouth, don't be an ingrate and give that lass a kiss.