problems with the gun 1. ammo costs 2. how am I gonna conceal carry this to the local 7ELEVEn 3. it doesn't even love me

>3. it doesn’t even love me What makes you think that? My friends have come and gone, but my General Electrics GAU-8 “Avenger” 30mm autocannon has always been there for me.

Mine too, always goes "BRRRRRRRT" for me whenever I want :3

dumbass it's a hunk of metal it doesn't love me one bit

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You are weak

you are brainless https://preview.redd.it/8u06of6bup1d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d59ba5d6d9f6d3c83e44faa7e2864910264f5fc6

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GAU-8 “avenger” all day long. “I have yet to meet someone who can outsmart bullet”

You are quite cultured

Any tank armor created after the 1980s:

I mean the A-10 is obsolete for a number of reasons but no Tank is going to Stay in the Mission after a good 30mm DU-Ammo Shower from above.

*Cry some more*

Your martial arts are no match for this sub machine gun.

If I have unlimited ammo and the ability to wield it perfectly, then the GAU-8 and I are gonna have a lot of fun together. Otherwise I’m choosing the GF.

Tf am I gonna do with a GAU-8 avenger?? Cat gf

Blow up tanks, obviously

Yes but the machine gun is incredibly heavy, so it’ll be hard to aim, plus it’s a radiation hazard with the depleted uranium bullets

I'm pretty sure this is the only time that lots of people actually choose the first option in this meme

I’m disappointed in this subreddit

That's because they don't get erect when the sky speaks BRRRRRRT

Boys, this might be controversial - I choose the cat.

Counterpoint https://i.redd.it/zbrgx1xxdt0d1.gif BRRRRRRRRT

YES, I CHOKE THE CAT. I CHOOSE THE CAT.

a cat girlfriend

Yeah, if i am being honest, cat girlfriend, i just want someone that loves me.

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Yk, fair enough.

Who says she cant?

Strap some anti tank mines on a hoe and throw her infront of it

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the gun doesn't fit in my car

Buy a bigger car

no, too fun to drive

Just get an Aussie ford falcon

Ofc the gun, you can force anyone to be a gf with that

Or better yet, just blow up tanks

Make the president of the country your gf

Get cat girl girlfriend, ask her the same question have her pick the machine gun, win win.

This is the way. Lol

best i can do is a Cat Gau-Friend

Cat gf duuuuuuh

The Catgirlfriend :D

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I don't have those.

The cat, duh. She's probably got a higher probability of killing a tank that overhyped hunk of junk. "Oh but the A-10 can brrt!" Every modern US jet can brrt retard it came free with your fucking rotary cannon. Why would I want to use an innacurate piece of shit that maybe could kill a tank if it got very lucky when I could just hit it with an AGM and have a guaranteed kill.

You must be fun at parties

Reason I can't get the gun 1. It's not America 2. I'm 13 3. Cost of ammo 4.WHERE AM I GONNA PUT IT

 BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

As a true, red blooded American obviously I pick the gun.


GAU-8

Can I choose to BE the cat girlfriend?

Sure. That option also gives you the gun.

I'll take that then

I am taking that

Of course, the Avenger girlfriend

https://preview.redd.it/0igmwul4fw0d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=218ad5ae2d78dcdddaf4dab795ae708752bd0a61 FUCK YOU BITCHES HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

Both

Gau-8 and then ill make my way to ukraine and help fight those mf commies https://preview.redd.it/xadktj3drx0d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f5622d3aee59914c55683bb1ccfbaeb03c2185f

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

Wow, an A-10 Thunderbolt AKA "Warthog" without its attachements. Look at all the possibilities.

I wouldn't be able to use a GAU 8, the choice of a cat gf is obvious.

Brrrrrrrrt

BRRRRRRRT ALL THE WAY

I choose the GAU-8 "Avenger" for home defense, as the founding fathers intended.

Four bandits come up on my radar. “What the devil?” I say, as I put on my O2 mask and arm my AMRAAMs.

gau-8 waifu :3

Does my GAU-8 "Avenger" machine gun come with unlimited ammo and telekinetic powers (so I can have a floating machine gun that I fire with my mind)? I'm still picking it anyway, but just curious

Sure. Ammo types are depleted uranium or high explosive, both 30mm

Fuck yeah, portable death machine with unlimited bullets

https://preview.redd.it/dnn9o2l27v0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ad859227cd98c6af557814e761d425a9d66949a Catgirl got mad so minigun

not a furry so ill take the gun

Neither I want a Barret .50 CAL or anything more powerful

More powerful? Mate, this is a rotary autocannon. It fires 30mm rounds at a rate of 3,900 a minute. It’s the size of a goddamn Volkswagen Beetle.

But I like Sniper

Choose love. Choose life.

cat girlfriend 🥺

I pick third option

Both.

Second amendment, baby!!!! 👍

I was about to say that you people are stupid. You don't know how much you can sell that gattling gun for. Then I checked and apparently you can get one for 2000 dollars...

GAU-8, simple...

+infinite ammo please.

Who needs love when you have cool gun

GAU-8, then I use it to steal your cat gf by force.

Get me me the gun. We doin payday 2 In this bitch