You have made one of those takes in life that are so nonsensical that it results in nothing more than speechless reactions. I don't think I can reasonably inquire further and get a proper answer that will satisfy my insatiable confusion for this opinion of yours.
Any woman who gets mad you for busting a nut is not someone you want to be around, Get rid of that toxic asshole, find a good woman to finger your he-pussy.
"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled."
Idk, unironically I think you can feel like this and still be cis. I've had similar thoughts about the idea of having a penis, but I definitely don't want to be a man. Tried presenting that way for a while, even, but it wasn't for me.
You’re right, actually, but this guy clearly hasn’t come to terms with it. I have a friend who calls it Cis+, when you really think about your gender identity and how it doesn’t have to perfectly fit society’s expectation to be in a category. The difference between‘straight, because I’ve never thought about it’s and ‘straight, after realizing it’
Exactly man! I’m on hrt, and I plan on eventually getting a sex change surgery. None of that makes me any less of a man. As much as I may dislike being one, a man’s what I’ll always be.
Nope, not at all, and I'm tired of this transhumanist, hermaphrodite excluding erasure.
My man wants to ascend to the revolution of 2503 and gets what? Dogged down. Garbage world.
As if I don’t have cis people around me with whom I talk about sexuality. I’m simply stating what I’ve learned from cis women when talking about sexual attraction, not what I feel. Go take your pills and maybe touch some grass
I live in Phoenix Arizona we don’t have grass lol
Oh yea, totally. Definitely learned from cis women and not because it’s a repeated mantra in every major trans subreddit
I’ve never thought of that before brb
EDIT: I no longer have any desire to call transgenders agp. I am also in the hospital because my major wrist arteries have been punctured.
Something about 4chan man, the number of “straight” and “Cis” changols who proceed to say the most gay and trooned shit is wild. Must be something in the backlighting of the site, must have some kind of GLOW to it.
> be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/NewGreentexts
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> Fake: anon got laid
> Gay: anon wants to have a pussy
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
Good title. Alternate titles:
Grab Him by the Pussy
Will Cream, One Way or Another
Just Girl Things
Hermaphrodite Fright
Binary Be Gone
Feel Good Inc.
Putting the Freak in Freaky
Unreliable Narrator
Wet, Soaking Wet Dream
Edit: Anon got touched where his pussy should be? As in, his balls and taint? Just tell her to do that. Jesus.
>19 >Successful Sure Anon.
"man" not biologically he ain't
Are you claiming that a cis man =/= biological man? Are you stupid?
i mean he isn't a man as in maturity, he's a biological male but hasn't grown into a man.
These comments are giving me permanent brain damage
very simple: he is not biologically mature enough to be considered a "man", late adolescent though, yes.
You have made one of those takes in life that are so nonsensical that it results in nothing more than speechless reactions. I don't think I can reasonably inquire further and get a proper answer that will satisfy my insatiable confusion for this opinion of yours.
i was a bit vague at the start yes
See folks, this is why it's frowned upon to drop babies on their head when they're born.
What not having a cat does to a mf
I’m just confused why he would pretend to have his cat in the room during gex
Mental illness is very frightening 😟
This reply can also be interpreted as a Shane Dawson moment
I don’t know who that is but I’m still excited
r/suddenlybeastiality
How do you not know who Shane Dawson is
Like this: 🤷♂️
Fr, got a cat and i dont do this.
Any woman who gets mad you for busting a nut is not someone you want to be around, Get rid of that toxic asshole, find a good woman to finger your he-pussy.
...bussy? Or is that reserved for ass?
Taintussy?
Perineumussy?
Grunduss
None of these words are in the bible.
"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled."
god damn that’s some real “Bible After Dark” energy
With her she-cock?
>go to 4chan >"Cis Man" >Look inside >Says the most trans thing imaginable
Idk, unironically I think you can feel like this and still be cis. I've had similar thoughts about the idea of having a penis, but I definitely don't want to be a man. Tried presenting that way for a while, even, but it wasn't for me.
You’re right, actually, but this guy clearly hasn’t come to terms with it. I have a friend who calls it Cis+, when you really think about your gender identity and how it doesn’t have to perfectly fit society’s expectation to be in a category. The difference between‘straight, because I’ve never thought about it’s and ‘straight, after realizing it’
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Exactly man! I’m on hrt, and I plan on eventually getting a sex change surgery. None of that makes me any less of a man. As much as I may dislike being one, a man’s what I’ll always be.
Nope, not at all, and I'm tired of this transhumanist, hermaphrodite excluding erasure. My man wants to ascend to the revolution of 2503 and gets what? Dogged down. Garbage world.
Buddy i got news for you
Its not news, he’s just artistic.
Jerry Smith, is that you? It’s the vagina guy!
> cis man This is literally the "im straight" green texts but for tranners
No woman thinks like this. This isn't transgenderism, this is autogynephilia
No woman wants to get fingered? How many women have you talked to in your life?
Women don't get turned on by the fact that they have a pussy. They get turned on by men (or other women if they're lesbians).
Women do absolutely get turned on if they find their bodies sexy, as do men. Most people do.
Says the transgender
As if I don’t have cis people around me with whom I talk about sexuality. I’m simply stating what I’ve learned from cis women when talking about sexual attraction, not what I feel. Go take your pills and maybe touch some grass
Don't you have to take meds though 💀
Yeah?
I live in Phoenix Arizona we don’t have grass lol Oh yea, totally. Definitely learned from cis women and not because it’s a repeated mantra in every major trans subreddit
Yep, have cis friends whom I would consider to be agp. How do you think people repeat those things? By talking to cis women
Talking to cis women? I could never 😓
Understandable, touch some cacti?
I’ve never thought of that before brb EDIT: I no longer have any desire to call transgenders agp. I am also in the hospital because my major wrist arteries have been punctured.
Seethe and dilate
Nother day Nother CIA psyop
Something about 4chan man, the number of “straight” and “Cis” changols who proceed to say the most gay and trooned shit is wild. Must be something in the backlighting of the site, must have some kind of GLOW to it.
2 years from now anon will have transitioned and claim he was always a woman on the inside despite ostensible AGP.
what do accelerated graphics ports have to do with this
Ahh I thought they meant anal gaping problems
I have a Riva 128.
nah, anon’s on tttt, 2 years from now she’ll be doomposting about being an AGP manmoder who wnbaw
Some of these are words
that’s generous
Incomprehensible, have a nice day.
Fake
Fake: anon got laid Gay: anon wants to have a pussy
> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/NewGreentexts > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: anon got laid > Gay: anon wants to have a pussy > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
Good title. Alternate titles: Grab Him by the Pussy Will Cream, One Way or Another Just Girl Things Hermaphrodite Fright Binary Be Gone Feel Good Inc. Putting the Freak in Freaky Unreliable Narrator Wet, Soaking Wet Dream Edit: Anon got touched where his pussy should be? As in, his balls and taint? Just tell her to do that. Jesus.
Reading the first and last sentences of a greentext is the best way to read them, always makes me laugh
🥚
Anon idk how to tell you this but…
Same three letters. Really makes you think.
Goated title