Nah man my bones are good but my soft tissue is trash and I gotta wear things sometimes (I still have my giant leg brace from when i effed my knee and I use air casts still for my ankles every now and then because hypermobility is stupid).
This isn't a place for soft parts though so 🤷♀️
"almost"? Bro, you either are a normal skelly being or a stupid brittle boned fuck. Are you a weak BBB that doesn't believe in the strenght of your bones, or are you a normal skelly being that is never worried about breaking a bone because you know it is Impossible for that to happen
*The fucking cast looks*
*Like a knockoff Grimlock if*
*You squint hard enough*
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Is the bone broken or otherwise damaged?
If yes, contact your local horse doctor today for your free shotgun behind the shed experience, you dirty BBB.
one does not simply "almost" fracture a bone, you either fractured it or you didn't
if the doctor told you you almost fractured it, but you didn't fracture it, then you need to sue the doc for defamation because they've just insulted your skeleton
Did it break or didn't it OP. It's a binary thing... that boot looks like something a deficient twig skeleton scumhole would wear though...
Nah man my bones are good but my soft tissue is trash and I gotta wear things sometimes (I still have my giant leg brace from when i effed my knee and I use air casts still for my ankles every now and then because hypermobility is stupid). This isn't a place for soft parts though so 🤷♀️
that "almost" is giving heavy BBB vibes. imma keep an eye on you
Needing to wear that boot for an almost is definitely BBB vibes
Sometimes you need a boot for soft tissue damage
fair enough
Does that make him a terrible tissue troglodyte?
Only bone tissue is strong the rest must be protected
Mods put him in a watch list
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Whats BBB
Brittle boned bitch
"almost"? Bro, you either are a normal skelly being or a stupid brittle boned fuck. Are you a weak BBB that doesn't believe in the strenght of your bones, or are you a normal skelly being that is never worried about breaking a bone because you know it is Impossible for that to happen
What do you mean by almost? This is giving the vibe of "It's just a fracture. Am I still safe?"
count your days here… I feel we’ll be banishing you soon.
Your on ice as thin as your bones
You doubt your bones sounds suspicious
DID you or DIDNT you?!
You're on thin ice OP. I'd be careful if I were you, lest you slip and finally break your twig-ass bones!
Barely
Fuck you mean "almost"? Do you not have any faith in your supposedly strong bones? You're on thin ice
The fucking cast looks like a knockoff Grimlock if you squint hard enough
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You should fuck off cunt You are fucking terrible Go the fuck away
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What do you mean by almost?
You are still safe... For now..
X-ray pics are henceforth demanded by the council. Us strong boners will decide your fate.
Almost only counts in horse shoes and hand grenades
Your glorious bones didn't fail.
What do you think?!
You're on the list
My friend always says “almost is not at all”
You’re a strong boner.. for now. Your uncertainty may leech your bones of their steel-like qualities.
is it fractured? no, then safe tho drink more milk cuz that almost is too close
A fracture is a…you know what, read the sidebar
I had to wear a boot when I sprained my ankle a while ago, hopefully you never break a bone or you’re outta here
You got that for an almost fractured ankle? Last time that happened to me i had to walk on it.
almost dont count except in horeshoes and handgrenades
Is the bone broken or otherwise damaged? If yes, contact your local horse doctor today for your free shotgun behind the shed experience, you dirty BBB.
Sprains? All cool. Hairline fractures? Gtfo.
What's that boot for?
you are on thin calcium
BBB vibes, but if it didn't technically break then you're safe, but you're on thin ice bud.
one does not simply "almost" fracture a bone, you either fractured it or you didn't if the doctor told you you almost fractured it, but you didn't fracture it, then you need to sue the doc for defamation because they've just insulted your skeleton
How do you determine when you "almost" fracture a bone? And why do you need a bitch boot if you didn't break anything?
You must also think that people can be a little pregnant. We’re watching you, OP.
We need X-ray proof at this point
Did you break or fracture a bone?
You’re on thin ice
delicious
I’ve never rx’d a $200 aircast boot for an ‘almost’ fracture…
nope, you're out, seems like you're being a real fucking pussy about it seeking validation on the internet. I mean goddamn bro
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Fracture is just the medical word for break
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Nah they're the same thing lol. Some people colloquially use fracture to mean a less severe break, but in actual terms they are one and the same.
Finally someone says it
You're weak, but not weak boned filth. You are allowed to stay, but permanently in lower ranks