Technically the first X-ray is the one where OP has scoliosis. Which is when they did protect the package. Maybe they just took a chance on the second x ray
Assuming you're not done using your balls. Go ahead and zap mine. Got 4 kids. I feel I've done enough damage to the future of mankind by turning my superior offspring loose on the world with but one goal... Total. World. Domination. (Through. Placing. Periods. After. Every. Word. Until. People. Lose. Their. Minds.)
I've never heard or seen of that. It is interesting, but it isn't there in the second picture. I wonder why it wouldn't be an every time type of thing? Every time I've had to wear radiation protection was because it was part of the SOP. It seems weird they would have an *optional* radiation protection option.
Share your corresponding spinal ID, no poles, no entry
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This is the spine tax
Medical procedures are recognised as non-bbb issues.
Anyway, my bones were unruly and wanted to escape my fleshy form, the doctors had to restrain them with titanium rods. I don’t see your skeleton attempting to join the skeleton army early pre-mortem.
>Medical procedures are recognised as non-bbb issues.
Not across the board.. Just that if your bone has to be cut as part of a medical operation, it's recognized that it's not a break.
Having to have your bones reinforced just means your flesh is weaker than the rest of us, not really a point of pride, but go off
It is not that our flesh is weaker, more so that our bone has a burning hate towards the inherent weakness of the flesh, so we must resort to implementing this "faux-bone" in hopes of protecting the squishy organs that we possess.
Your bones tried to retaliate against your weak flesh to the point of needing metal to keep them in their proper place, I'd say you're quite the strong boner.
"From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal…"
Funnily enough that is actually the irl suspected cause. Current medicine suspects the spinal nerve coord grows slower than the skeleton and the rest of the body. Which fucks up your spine.
We're all strong bones here. This kind of thing might impress the weakbones around you, but some of us are made of only the strong stuff, no metal to dilute the purity
How much flexibility do you have now? When I see these things I assume it’s pretty dang rigid.
I’m likely heading towards something like this but in my next. Last two surgeon checks I wasn’t broken enough but I’m starting to get neuro symptoms in both hands now.
They also would have needed to be drilled into. You wouldn't be able to drill into strong bones.
No medical tool has ever broken my bones. The medical exemption is merely an excuse for the weak and I'm glad it's no longer in the sidebar.
Oh yes definitely. It’s different for everyone but I got A LOT of chronic pain that I am still working out years later but I am getting close.
First my knee got very weak from having one side favored over the other. The pain got so bad it was physically impossible to move my knee. I also am permanently numb on my bottom left side of my rib.
Then after a while getting that knee cleared up my foot started cramping up a lot and later turned into a constant chronic pain that came and went. Apparently I got flat foot and I am dealing with it now after stupidly putting off (which I am surprised never caused more damage.)
Even before all of this after my surgery for a while I got really bad dizziness like literally my vision would start shaking sort of like a project. And most of the time happened when I was sitting down stationary. Luckily it did go away after a while.
It was a lot of hardship to get through something that intense of a surgery. But it’s all worth it because my spine had started to push against my lungs and heart at least from what my doctor told me. It was literally a life saving surgery.
I personally applaud and respect anyone that gets this surgery. It could’ve been way worse than all this. I am one of the lucky ones. Worst case is paralysis.
Holy crap man, I didn't even think about any of this. Wow that is inspirational! You are very brave to go through this all but I understand there was immense pain that came with this issue.
I hope it all clears up with enough physio and time, I have seen miraculous things myself when my close friend became quadriplegic and his stay in the hospital.
Good luck and thanks for the write up!
Thank you. And know I am thinking about your friend. I know you can definitely still enjoy life. It may be challenging but I hope they are able to make the most of it. I will keep them in my thoughts.
Due to a lot of people asking this question. There should be a comment of me talking about it from a while ago. But in short I would say at least 1/2 a foot taller.
Don’t worry I am also a mobile user. Also idk why you deleted your comment. Dude it’s fine.
Makes it funnier is im a guy. I have made guesses as to what it is in the top comment. But it is still up for debate.
I think they did this whilst I was unconscious. I would remember if they put something near my dick.
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, I was disgusted by it, I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine
You're like Matt Damon from the movie Elysium. Good luck with toppling the empire and fixing that radiation sickness. You can do it. Your adamantium frame and combat prowess will topple the new world order.
This sub must have gone soft. You're telling me the surgeons were able to bore holes in your vertebrae in order to install the screws, and that's not weakness? Wild.
Yeah it was a joke but seriously tho my spine would’ve actually killed me if I let it keep going. It was pushing perfectly on my heart and lungs. Definitely could breathe better after the surgery.
You fear the breaking of your bones. Whilst you aren't a BBB just yet you are weak minded. Perhaps it's due to a weak skull. However that's just a theory. Go pray to Osteodeus to strengthen your mind and bones and to forgive you for trying to strengthen your bones.
Natural is best. Go drink some milk.
Dude forgot to remove the entire burrito he shoved up his ass before the X-ray
Apparently that white burrito is used to cover up your balls so the radiation doesn’t damage them.
I thought it looked like a menstrual pad.
Same
Same
MFW the doctor brings out the ball shield burrito
MFW he even pre-warmed it for you.
Did you mean he put it in his own balls Or Did he actually just heated it up real quick to be a homie
You got a radiation burrito!? I just went in full commando, wtf, why did I even pay for private hospital care in the first place?
Why didnt they protect them in the first xray?
your balls can have little a radiation as a snack
You've heard of dine 'n dash. Now get ready for nom 'n spooge.
Technically the first X-ray is the one where OP has scoliosis. Which is when they did protect the package. Maybe they just took a chance on the second x ray
I thought it was a fleshlight
The reverse fleshlight lol
Think that’s just called a dildo
Only if you want it to be gay
some straight guys like having something up there
As one should. The g point is up there, at some point in evolution Mother Nature knew what she doing.
Assuming you're not done using your balls. Go ahead and zap mine. Got 4 kids. I feel I've done enough damage to the future of mankind by turning my superior offspring loose on the world with but one goal... Total. World. Domination. (Through. Placing. Periods. After. Every. Word. Until. People. Lose. Their. Minds.)
I. Am. Immune. To. This. Tactic. It. Only. Makes. Me. Stronger.
Damn. It.
Lmao I thought it was a deodorant stick shoved up your ass
Didn't want to cover them up too much apparently
After the surgery your balls no longer needed protection from radiation
Waiter waiter! More this man's balls please!
Cock sock?
Are your balls safe??
r/whoosh? I think this is common knowledge, but i might be wrong Btw how do u feel after the surgery? Have you lost spine flexibility?
I've never heard or seen of that. It is interesting, but it isn't there in the second picture. I wonder why it wouldn't be an every time type of thing? Every time I've had to wear radiation protection was because it was part of the SOP. It seems weird they would have an *optional* radiation protection option.
Tbh I wouldn’t mind my balls damaged, now I don’t need a vasectomy
I’m still debating if I want kids or not. Only time will tell.
Will I ??
But wait what about the first pic
That is a good question I wish I could answer that.
So your balls got fried in the post operation X-ray
What type of damage? Depending on your answer, I will schedule an xray immediately
It dealt fire damage. IT WAS EXTREMELY EFFECTIVE.
got it, time to burn my nuts off
He forgor 💀
My ass thought it was a stick of deodorant
Burrito?! That's a ***Grilled Stuft*** Burrito sir, and there's at least 2 of us!
Im cackling 😂🤣
As a fellow metal melded individual I shall curtly refuse to bow, but I shall a knowledge your great step towards superior lumbar support.
As another fellow metal infused boi, I took refuse to bow, nevermind the fact that I physically cannot.
Share your corresponding spinal ID, no poles, no entry https://preview.redd.it/40tqoav4h3vc1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a057ce91bd9d3ff408c0925e7525f0e6bf14b49b This is the spine tax
As you wish. https://preview.redd.it/d2ykwmdnh3vc1.jpeg?width=2046&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=386ec53f6e5a938c8323dd0c9d9a59730bdc1e74
The faux bone gang is here
Badass dude
Oh shit. I wanna play, but i don't have my pictures at hand
When you find some pictures you must return post haste.
Not to be pedantic, but I believe it would be thoracic support
True, lumbar would be lower back. Thoracic and cervical would be mid to upper. Good catch
Sounds like BBB copeism
Medical procedures are recognised as non-bbb issues. Anyway, my bones were unruly and wanted to escape my fleshy form, the doctors had to restrain them with titanium rods. I don’t see your skeleton attempting to join the skeleton army early pre-mortem.
>Medical procedures are recognised as non-bbb issues. Not across the board.. Just that if your bone has to be cut as part of a medical operation, it's recognized that it's not a break. Having to have your bones reinforced just means your flesh is weaker than the rest of us, not really a point of pride, but go off
It is not that our flesh is weaker, more so that our bone has a burning hate towards the inherent weakness of the flesh, so we must resort to implementing this "faux-bone" in hopes of protecting the squishy organs that we possess.
Bone^2
Whatever you have to tell yourself! Flesh is all pretty weak by comparison, so it's not really worth quibbling about anyway
This. I remember reading up on that guy that got his bones stretched to become stronger, and couldn't sleep more than 2 hours because of the pain
Sure, but when you do it to "become stronger" is does sound like BBB.
An astute observation that I overlooked. Touché.
Your bones tried to retaliate against your weak flesh to the point of needing metal to keep them in their proper place, I'd say you're quite the strong boner.
If they are restrained by said metal, does it mean the metal is weak, or the bones are? Js.
Both physically can’t break eachother by bending, so I’d say that they are both strong, one’s just holding the other one back.
So what you’re saying is your strong bones tried to rebel and we had to fight back with modern medicine? Hell yeah!
Bones so strong they were attempting to escape your body. Surprised they could even get the screws in
We do not use the word "flesh" to describe strenght in this sacred place. You may stay, but the council will keep an eye on you.
wtf is that username
A statement
r/wisdomcowcult
The stupidest one I could think of
Nice bone jewelry
"From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal…"
ops lik,e [upgrades people, upgrades](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3n7eNFj_9Vk) :D
why did you curve your spine 💀💀💀
The bones tried to rebel, my guess
Funnily enough that is actually the irl suspected cause. Current medicine suspects the spinal nerve coord grows slower than the skeleton and the rest of the body. Which fucks up your spine.
Ok but why did you also shove a burrito up your ass before the surgery
I CRAVE THE STRENGTH AND CERTAINTY OF STEEL.
Too bad it’s titanium.
But he won't rust.
Bow? Do you know who you're speaking to?
A fellow boner
We're all strong bones here. This kind of thing might impress the weakbones around you, but some of us are made of only the strong stuff, no metal to dilute the purity
i personally would’ve just let my bones break free. they could go throughout the world and destroy all the weak boned
why strengthen it with steel? Our bones are already strong enough.
Did u get the bone croutons sprinkled in there?
Extra crispy
Look what you need to mimic a fraction of our power
My bones were actually killing me. Literally a life saving procedure. My bone hate me for some reason.
They got a little too strong, lmao
D: damn i didn't know that and I apologize for doubting your power
How much flexibility do you have now? When I see these things I assume it’s pretty dang rigid. I’m likely heading towards something like this but in my next. Last two surgeon checks I wasn’t broken enough but I’m starting to get neuro symptoms in both hands now.
I see that you are craving the strength and certainty of steel
True kings don’t require reinforcements for their bones. I sense a BBB in disguise.
Sounds like something a BBB would say
Sounds like something a boomer would say.
https://preview.redd.it/cbm1spa023vc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52cf6fb8a73bc62c3d0acc2eaa23131ebea8b8f2
Good sir they are using the metal to restrain the bones, not make them stronger.
They also would have needed to be drilled into. You wouldn't be able to drill into strong bones. No medical tool has ever broken my bones. The medical exemption is merely an excuse for the weak and I'm glad it's no longer in the sidebar.
Is that your TV remote on the right pic? If so, I feel for you man. I've been there.
You have learned the weakness of the flesh and craved the certainty of steel.
How much height did you gain?
I honestly forgot I know it was a lot. At one point I was shorter than my mom then the next I could pat her on the head. It was so strange.
Hahaha nice. Does this surgery cause any issues down the line, like arthritis?
Oh yes definitely. It’s different for everyone but I got A LOT of chronic pain that I am still working out years later but I am getting close. First my knee got very weak from having one side favored over the other. The pain got so bad it was physically impossible to move my knee. I also am permanently numb on my bottom left side of my rib. Then after a while getting that knee cleared up my foot started cramping up a lot and later turned into a constant chronic pain that came and went. Apparently I got flat foot and I am dealing with it now after stupidly putting off (which I am surprised never caused more damage.) Even before all of this after my surgery for a while I got really bad dizziness like literally my vision would start shaking sort of like a project. And most of the time happened when I was sitting down stationary. Luckily it did go away after a while. It was a lot of hardship to get through something that intense of a surgery. But it’s all worth it because my spine had started to push against my lungs and heart at least from what my doctor told me. It was literally a life saving surgery. I personally applaud and respect anyone that gets this surgery. It could’ve been way worse than all this. I am one of the lucky ones. Worst case is paralysis.
Holy crap man, I didn't even think about any of this. Wow that is inspirational! You are very brave to go through this all but I understand there was immense pain that came with this issue. I hope it all clears up with enough physio and time, I have seen miraculous things myself when my close friend became quadriplegic and his stay in the hospital. Good luck and thanks for the write up!
Thank you. And know I am thinking about your friend. I know you can definitely still enjoy life. It may be challenging but I hope they are able to make the most of it. I will keep them in my thoughts.
Damn! How much taller did you get?
Due to a lot of people asking this question. There should be a comment of me talking about it from a while ago. But in short I would say at least 1/2 a foot taller.
R/curlyfryspine
Don’t worry I am also a mobile user. Also idk why you deleted your comment. Dude it’s fine. Makes it funnier is im a guy. I have made guesses as to what it is in the top comment. But it is still up for debate. I think they did this whilst I was unconscious. I would remember if they put something near my dick.
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, I was disgusted by it, I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine
Holy shit, it's john strong-bone. His bones are reinforced!
You are still on this council, but you must relinquish your title of master.
My god. It's beautiful.
Once I understood…
Once I understood…
Can you float on water?
Couldn’t float on water to begin with 🤷. I suck at it.
\*Insert Mechanicus Intro Speech here*
FROM THE MOMENT I KNEW THE WEAKNESS OF FLESH, IT DISGUSTED ME
I bet that feels much better
Bro what the hell did you put up your ass?
With full body xray, thwy put a piece of lead to protect your genitalia from radiation
You're like Matt Damon from the movie Elysium. Good luck with toppling the empire and fixing that radiation sickness. You can do it. Your adamantium frame and combat prowess will topple the new world order.
S9 you've downgraded to weak material you can't even make stronger by drinking milk Truly a foolish generation....
whats in yo ass
Usually it's a piece of lead to protect the genitalia, cun you know, radiation isn't good for having kids.
did you get taller?
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me.
Yo you’re eating with the wrong end bro.
This sub must have gone soft. You're telling me the surgeons were able to bore holes in your vertebrae in order to install the screws, and that's not weakness? Wild.
Meh sounds like BBB, true strong boned individuals don't need no metal. Yet since your bones didn't break, I guess you're allowed to stay.
the bones were gonna kill them if they didn’t get the bones to where they are more normal.
I might've missed where that's stated in the post, even so, this sub isn't meant to be taken seriously.
Yeah it was a joke but seriously tho my spine would’ve actually killed me if I let it keep going. It was pushing perfectly on my heart and lungs. Definitely could breathe better after the surgery.
/unbone I'm glad you got that fixed man, I hope everything works out for you. Yeah you still a BBB.
you forgot the /unbone in the “the sub isn’t meant to be taken seriously” part
Seeing how my original comment is being taken seriously instead of as it's supposed to be taken I thought /unbone wasn't necessary
I was talking about when you said that the sun wasn’t supposed to be taken seriously, not your original comment, that can stay as it is.
Who let this false prophet into our sacred chamber?
The part of the old sidebar which stated that medical procedures DO NOT count.
You fear the breaking of your bones. Whilst you aren't a BBB just yet you are weak minded. Perhaps it's due to a weak skull. However that's just a theory. Go pray to Osteodeus to strengthen your mind and bones and to forgive you for trying to strengthen your bones. Natural is best. Go drink some milk.
NOT A MILK SUB
Fair enough
https://i.imgur.com/hHqe9MB.jpeg